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By *ex mad lad OP Man
over a year ago

Sussex

Does anyone get paranoid about being propositioned in public toilets ( this is for mostly men obviously don't think girls have this problem ) I'm not homophobic or nothing but there's plenty of weirdos around and on a few occasions my cocks being checked out while pissing and the urinals lol and they weren't even suttle about it either...anyway like I said no problem with gays or bisexuals as I know loads of them...oh yeah and one guy messaged me on here asking whether I have my trousers round my knees or ankles when I shit....so there's deffinitly people with shit fetishes out there lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You're on your own kiddo

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Sounds like just another normal day, get on with it

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

in and out mate no need to hang about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i never use them .

if i do really have to, i go in a cubicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Does anyone get paranoid about being propositioned in public toilets ( this is for mostly men obviously don't think girls have this problem ) I'm not homophobic or nothing but there's plenty of weirdos around and on a few occasions my cocks being checked out while pissing and the urinals lol and they weren't even suttle about it either...anyway like I said no problem with gays or bisexuals as I know loads of them...oh yeah and one guy messaged me on here asking whether I have my trousers round my knees or ankles when I shit....so there's deffinitly people with shit fetishes out there lol "

.....So......do you have them around your knees or else your ankles then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

All the time, but they take exception when I get the tape measure out

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Does anyone get paranoid about being propositioned in public toilets "

So what if you do? Deal with it if it happens.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"...oh yeah and one guy messaged me on here asking whether I have my trousers round my knees or ankles when I shit....so there's deffinitly people with shit fetishes out there lol

.....So......do you have them around your knees or else your ankles then?

Knees, obvs, keep them out of the puddles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, never. I've got more important things on my mind in a public toilet.

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

yes they do, plus my ex liked to compare with others as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

All the time, but they take exception when I get the tape measure out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone get paranoid about being propositioned in public toilets

So what if you do? Deal with it if it happens."

How do you deal with it if it happens?

Violence?

Call the police?

Spit at him?

Curse him out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

yes they do, plus my ex liked to compare with others as well"

I always imagine, men all in a row, throwing furtive downward glances at each other and never making eye contact

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By *ex mad lad OP Man
over a year ago

Sussex

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

I don't know lol....there's not much point in comparing with me unless your a big black man or maybe a German lol

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

yes they do, plus my ex liked to compare with others as well

I always imagine, men all in a row, throwing furtive downward glances at each other and never making eye contact

does that turn you on princess?

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By *ex mad lad OP Man
over a year ago

Sussex

"No, never. I've got more important things on my mind in a public toilet.

Like what?

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By *ex mad lad OP Man
over a year ago

Sussex

.....So......do you have them around your knees or else your ankles then?

Oh your the guy then haha...he was actually your age so

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

yes they do, plus my ex liked to compare with others as well

I always imagine, men all in a row, throwing furtive downward glances at each other and never making eye contact

I think you’re just imagining a row of men with their cocks out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, never. I've got more important things on my mind in a public toilet.

Like what?"

Trying not to piss down my leg.

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By *offee with MilkCouple
over a year ago

Over the roundabout and then turn right.

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

yes they do, plus my ex liked to compare with others as well

I always imagine, men all in a row, throwing furtive downward glances at each other and never making eye contact

Wow. It's like you were there

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Never .. why dont use use a cubicle or the disabled loo.. You are abig boy i am sure you can cope with being propositioned.

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By *ex mad lad OP Man
over a year ago

Sussex

Oh right...yeah that's not a problem for me as I got taught how to piss as a child

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Does anyone get paranoid about being propositioned in public toilets

So what if you do? Deal with it if it happens.

How do you deal with it if it happens?

Violence?

Call the police?

Spit at him?

Curse him out?"

Woah, escalation. Is “politely decline” anywhere in your vocabulary? But, yeah, in certain circumstances, calling the Police might be nevessary.

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By *ex mad lad OP Man
over a year ago

Sussex

Never .. why dont use use a cubicle or the disabled loo.. You are abig boy i am sure you can cope with being propositioned.

Because I'm not disabled...and why should I have to inconvenience myself anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes men do compare sizes. But if your caught looking it can lead to trouble . Depends on who.s there . I.ve been to public loos and seen guys checking me out I dont mind

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By *ex mad lad OP Man
over a year ago

Sussex

"Does anyone get paranoid about being propositioned in public toilets

So what if you do? Deal with it if it happens.

How do you deal with it if it happens?

Violence?

Call the police?

Spit at him?

Curse him out?

Woah, escalation. Is “politely decline” anywhere in your vocabulary? But, yeah, in certain circumstances, calling the Police might be nevessary."

The police have enough to deal with you don't deserve a penis if you do that lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

yes they do, plus my ex liked to compare with others as well

I always imagine, men all in a row, throwing furtive downward glances at each other and never making eye contact

Wow. It's like you were there

I'm good at blending into the shadows

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

yes they do, plus my ex liked to compare with others as well

I always imagine, men all in a row, throwing furtive downward glances at each other and never making eye contact

Wow. It's like you were there

I'm good at blending into the shadows

ninja

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

yes they do, plus my ex liked to compare with others as well

I always imagine, men all in a row, throwing furtive downward glances at each other and never making eye contact

Wow. It's like you were there

I'm good at blending into the shadows

ninja"

I was going to do the emoji, but it felt like over kill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never .. why dont use use a cubicle or the disabled loo.. You are abig boy i am sure you can cope with being propositioned.

Because I'm not disabled...and why should I have to inconvenience myself anyway?"

I don’t know, you’re the one stating the issue. I can’t say I’ve ever had this problem

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I always go in a cubicle.

Weird how they have those holes in the walls though and have you noticed how the loo roll holders point outward and are all novelty cock shaped.

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By *ex mad lad OP Man
over a year ago

Sussex

Never .. why dont use use a cubicle or the disabled loo.. You are abig boy i am sure you can cope with being propositioned.

Because I'm not disabled...and why should I have to inconvenience myself anyway?

I don’t know, you’re the one stating the issue. I can’t say I’ve ever had this problem "

Good for you

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

I think they do in England. Here in Wales we're a lot more chilled about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

I think they do in England. Here in Wales we're a lot more chilled about it

You can't see them for the sheep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were a man I think I'd get pissed off if other men looked at my cock at urinals.

Some men are such pervs.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"But, yeah, in certain circumstances, calling the Police might be nevessary.

The police have enough to deal with you don't deserve a penis if you do that lmao"

Do you know what ‘in certain circumstances’ means?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

yes they do, plus my ex liked to compare with others as well

I always imagine, men all in a row, throwing furtive downward glances at each other and never making eye contact

I think you’re just imagining a row of men with their cocks out

In a stinky urinal

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By *ex mad lad OP Man
over a year ago

Sussex

"But, yeah, in certain circumstances, calling the Police might be nevessary.

The police have enough to deal with you don't deserve a penis if you do that lmao

Do you know what ‘in certain circumstances’ means?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would probably tell a man to fuck off you perverted prick, in that situation.

If they kept staring at me I would turn to them, still pissing, and ask if they want a better look, whilst spraying them with piss.

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By *eardsandboobsCouple
over a year ago

north of lincoln

Toilets can be a great place to socialise , men don’t tend to look at your cock they are too busy aiming. But you donsee ther men’s cocks occasionally when you walk in . It’s not a sexy place .

We were at a festival recently and the urinals are out in the open. No one cares.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deserve a cock ahahahaha oh my giddy aunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

I think they do in England. Here in Wales we're a lot more chilled about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

I think they do in England. Here in Wales we're a lot more chilled about it

You can't see them for the sheep.

It's not all rolling countryside, here, you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never goto public toilets. I like my home comforts.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Never .. why dont use use a cubicle or the disabled loo.. You are abig boy i am sure you can cope with being propositioned.

Yeah but that must be damn annoying when you've just gone in for a piss. If I had it everytime I went in the ladies it would soon start to grind on my nerves.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Urinal Etiquette Handbook dictates that on no account should one look down at a neighbouring pissers nob. In fact, one is expressly instructed to stare blankly, directly forward or else gawk at the ceiling whilst whistling nervously. Also remember, unless it is crowded, NEVER go and stand directly next to a fellow pissing patron.

Be sure to come back next time whereupon I shall quote rules from the classic work, ‘The Bogsitters Guide To Taking A Shit In Public.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would women react if other women tried to get a peek of their flaps in a public toilet I wonder.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"How would women react if other women tried to get a peek of their flaps in a public toilet I wonder."

I always make a point to creep into the ladies loos for just this purpose....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never .. why dont use use a cubicle or the disabled loo.. You are abig boy i am sure you can cope with being propositioned.

How condescending. It almost sounds like you think it's acceptable for men to proposition strangers in public toilets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were a man I think I'd get pissed off if other men looked at my cock at urinals.

Some men are such pervs."

I know, it's criminal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would women react if other women tried to get a peek of their flaps in a public toilet I wonder.

I always make a point to creep into the ladies loos for just this purpose....

You're the man with the mirror on his shoe aren't you.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"How would women react if other women tried to get a peek of their flaps in a public toilet I wonder.

I always make a point to creep into the ladies loos for just this purpose....

You're the man with the mirror on his shoe aren't you. "

That was me; Weren’t you wearing a black thong that day?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How would women react if other women tried to get a peek of their flaps in a public toilet I wonder."

Exactly it's not on.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Wash your hands after

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By *iger.10Man
over a year ago

Llantrisant

"The Urinal Etiquette Handbook dictates that on no account should one look down at a neighbouring pissers nob. In fact, one is expressly instructed to stare blankly, directly forward or else gawk at the ceiling whilst whistling nervously. Also remember, unless it is crowded, NEVER go and stand directly next to a fellow pissing patron.

Be sure to come back next time whereupon I shall quote rules from the classic work, ‘The Bogsitters Guide To Taking A Shit In Public.’

This

Don't forget the packed urinals in a bar where you have to stand close and there's the unavoidable splashes from the pissed neighbouring pisser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One former partner came home one day and said he had been pissing in the urinals next to his mate, when he noticed his mate only had a small cock. He said he turned to him and said " you've not got much there have you ****"

XXX

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By *ex mad lad OP Man
over a year ago

Sussex

Be sure to come back next time whereupon I shall quote rules from the classic work, ‘The Bogsitters Guide To Taking A Shit In Public.’

This

Don't forget the packed urinals in a bar where you have to stand close and there's the unavoidable splashes from the pissed neighbouring pisser

I hate everything about the clubbing scene...let alone the state punters leave toilets in

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

OP maybe there are people on the web with as you describe it ‘shit fetishes’, or do they do it for shock reaction, I think the latter.

I’ve had such a crap morning so far not feeling well after a medical procedure and you have cheered me up with your post. I don’t mean that in a skitty way but you have put a smile on my face. Maybe in future use the cubicles in public toilets, that way you are not leaving yourself exposed at the Urinals.

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By *ex mad lad OP Man
over a year ago

Sussex

OP maybe there are people on the web with as you describe it ‘shit fetishes’, or do they do it for shock reaction, I think the latter.

No!!! It's a sign of weakness to retreat to the cubicle lmao...I'm glad it's cheerd you up....it was meant to be light hearted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

All the time, but they take exception when I get the tape measure out

If it’s a very cold day there is a no peeping sign on the loo wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're on your own kiddo "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never once in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well can say from personal experience only today I went to dudley toilets walked in older guy was playing with his cock not even hiding it I went into cubicle then heard another guy come in so I looked through crack of door and saw he was smiling at the older guy not going to lie I got hard and walked out knowing they both were ok with it Asian guy was smiling at me then started stroking while the other guy watched but it soon stopped heard someone else coming in so I quickly left but I'm never bothered if guy checks my cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i never use them .

if i do really have to, i go in a cubicle "

Something to hide ?

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

You could always follow what Shipwreck does....

Wait till you go home

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"You could always follow what Shipwreck does....

Wait till you go home

Do you mean shitbrick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind them lopking at mine but what I do mind is them holding it without asking first when I take a lovely piss !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate of mine doesn’t go to public toilets, I had to drive him back from Southend to West London so he can go to toilet

#truefriendship

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Back in the day before the smoking ban, you could avoid any awkwardness by everyone playing "piss football" with any floating fag ends. A proper mans game!!!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I only use public toilets for sex

The thought of actually using one as intended is revolting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be comparing sizes. Do men do that at urinals?

yes they do, plus my ex liked to compare with others as well

I always imagine, men all in a row, throwing furtive downward glances at each other and never making eye contact

It’s when the guy next to you is stood just that bit further back from the urinals than you is when you k ow you don’t need to look lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just asked my husband and no, he’s never been worried about this and it’s never crossed his mind.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My question of the day: Blocked urinals - How?! Piss is only liquid after all and after putting my hand in it and feeling around in the hole, I discerned no blockage.

Thy thoughts? Please explain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My question of the day: Blocked urinals - How?! Piss is only liquid after all and after putting my hand in it and feeling around in the hole, I discerned no blockage.

Thy thoughts? Please explain.

Why are you putting your hands into urinals?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"My question of the day: Blocked urinals - How?! Piss is only liquid after all and after putting my hand in it and feeling around in the hole, I discerned no blockage.

Thy thoughts? Please explain.

Why are you putting your hands into urinals?"

Um......anyway, pleasant weather we’ve been having yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My question of the day: Blocked urinals - How?! Piss is only liquid after all and after putting my hand in it and feeling around in the hole, I discerned no blockage.

Thy thoughts? Please explain.

Why are you putting your hands into urinals?

Um......anyway, pleasant weather we’ve been having yes?

No it’s been raining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once walked into an empty gents with about ten urinals. Whilst having a pee this guy walks in and decides to use the urinal right next to me. Weird thing to do? You just wouldn’t would you?

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By *ex mad lad OP Man
over a year ago

Sussex

"My question of the day: Blocked urinals - How?! Piss is only liquid after all and after putting my hand in it and feeling around in the hole, I discerned no blockage.

Thy thoughts? Please explain.

Why are you putting your hands into urinals?

Um......anyway, pleasant weather we’ve been having yes?

No it’s been raining.

The weathers being ok here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once walked into an empty gents with about ten urinals. Whilst having a pee this guy walks in and decides to use the urinal right next to me. Weird thing to do? You just wouldn’t would you? "

Why not? Maybe you seemed friendly. Maybe he likes making men feel uncomfortable. You men are weird creatures

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"My question of the day: Blocked urinals - How?! Piss is only liquid after all and after putting my hand in it and feeling around in the hole, I discerned no blockage.

Thy thoughts? Please explain.

Why are you putting your hands into urinals?

Um......anyway, pleasant weather we’ve been having yes?

No it’s been raining.

Ahhhhh......

On the subject of urinals again then; I was once standing at a trough urinal when the guy next to me passed a kidney stone (seriously)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My question of the day: Blocked urinals - How?! Piss is only liquid after all and after putting my hand in it and feeling around in the hole, I discerned no blockage.

Thy thoughts? Please explain.

Why are you putting your hands into urinals?

Um......anyway, pleasant weather we’ve been having yes?

No it’s been raining.

Ahhhhh......

On the subject of urinals again then; I was once standing at a trough urinal when the guy next to me passed a kidney stone (seriously)

See, if I was a man, THAT is what would scare me and give me a fright in public bathrooms. Not other men being near me

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"My question of the day: Blocked urinals - How?! Piss is only liquid after all and after putting my hand in it and feeling around in the hole, I discerned no blockage.

Thy thoughts? Please explain.

Why are you putting your hands into urinals?

Um......anyway, pleasant weather we’ve been having yes?

No it’s been raining.

Ahhhhh......

On the subject of urinals again then; I was once standing at a trough urinal when the guy next to me passed a kidney stone (seriously)

See, if I was a man, THAT is what would scare me and give me a fright in public bathrooms. Not other men being near me

On another occasion, years ago in a night club, again at a trough urinal, myself and my neighbouring urinators were somewhat appalled when the guy at the end puked into the thing and we all watched the contents of his stomach floatinging merrily by us....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My question of the day: Blocked urinals - How?! Piss is only liquid after all and after putting my hand in it and feeling around in the hole, I discerned no blockage.

Thy thoughts? Please explain.

Why are you putting your hands into urinals?

Um......anyway, pleasant weather we’ve been having yes?

No it’s been raining.

Ahhhhh......

On the subject of urinals again then; I was once standing at a trough urinal when the guy next to me passed a kidney stone (seriously)

See, if I was a man, THAT is what would scare me and give me a fright in public bathrooms. Not other men being near me

Again, THAT is what would scare me

Gross!

To be fair, the women’s toilets aren’t much better on a night out

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Belief the most important question has yet to be asked...

Was the graffiti worse in women's public toilets than the gents..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than two shakes and you're playing with it.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Oh you got that guy too?

He also wanted to know sit/stand to wipe and boxers/briefs...(I was morbidly curious about where such an esoteric opener was heading

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Not a shit fetish though apparently...more getting off on the voyeuristic nature of seeing someone at their most vulnerable

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

As someone who is gay/bisexual, I can never understand the attraction of carrying out any sexual act in a horrible. dirty, smelly public toilet. You are correct, there are some weirdos about and I've had guys check me out whilst having a piss but they get no response, the whole idea of cottaging and cruising leaves me cold, fortunately most of us aren't like that, I guess most of those guys are inadequate lovers so a hand job, blow job or cock up the arse in a meaningless and passionless way is the best they can hope for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My question of the day: Blocked urinals - How?! Piss is only liquid after all and after putting my hand in it and feeling around in the hole, I discerned no blockage.

Thy thoughts? Please explain.

The piss runs away down pipes

If there is a blockage, the piss backs up

If there is not enough drop on the pipe, piss sits in the pipes

Piss also crystalises and forms its own blockages

You'd be surprised how many 'piss pipes' that are cut out actually contain a solid crystal like substance

It fuckin hums too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My question of the day: Blocked urinals - How?! Piss is only liquid after all and after putting my hand in it and feeling around in the hole, I discerned no blockage.

Thy thoughts? Please explain.

The piss runs away down pipes

If there is a blockage, the piss backs up

If there is not enough drop on the pipe, piss sits in the pipes

Piss also crystalises and forms its own blockages

You'd be surprised how many 'piss pipes' that are cut out actually contain a solid crystal like substance

It fuckin hums too "

Fag ends and undusolved detergent don’t help, nor does gum

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"My question of the day: Blocked urinals - How?! Piss is only liquid after all and after putting my hand in it and feeling around in the hole, I discerned no blockage.

Thy thoughts? Please explain.

The piss runs away down pipes

If there is a blockage, the piss backs up

If there is not enough drop on the pipe, piss sits in the pipes

Piss also crystalises and forms its own blockages

You'd be surprised how many 'piss pipes' that are cut out actually contain a solid crystal like substance

It fuckin hums too "

Isn't that one of the ingredients to make gunpowder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope i got a beautiful right cross for just such situations

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Guys compare all the time.

As for op - you're in a public place, not locked up overseas in prison, with a ton of bigger sex starved men, with form for gang bangs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No just you, you've got some hangups, I enjoy making them feel inadequate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time a guy looks at my penis in the public toilets I tell them to get on their knees and I hit them on the head with my penis and leave

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By *andydave28Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

It's the phone numbers that worry me

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