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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Things your parents said to you that made no sense or made you laugh.

Things like...

I'll give you something to cry for in a minute! And you're thinking...but I'm already crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michelle Katie Helen Marie Cameron Siobhan (then they say your actual name) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't apply yourself now you'll regret it when you're older.

Oh wait, no. That was bang on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you don't apply yourself now you'll regret it when you're older.

Oh wait, no. That was bang on "

Irritatingly so!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My mum most weekends in my teens

" what time did you get in last night ?"

Me " around 11 mum "

Mum " No you didn't "

Why fuckin ask me then ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Michelle Katie Helen Marie Cameron Siobhan (then they say your actual name) x"

I do this!

In my defence...They do swap, share and steel each others clothes. I'm sure they do it to keep me confused

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

If the wind changes,your face will stay like that!

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

My mum called my brothers and Me amadans but, ironically, had no idea what it meant. She heard her nan say it to blokes. Its Gaelic for idiot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum most weekends in my teens

" what time did you get in last night ?"

Me " around 11 mum "

Mum " No you didn't "

Why fuckin ask me then ?"

My mum and dad used to leave the door unlocked for me. When they went to bed, my sister would occasionally sneak down and lock it (Ha ha, very funny) so I had to climb in through a window, usually a little merry. In hind sight, I may as well have rung the doorbell

Even when I wasn't locked out by my hilarious sister, they always knew. Parents never sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things your parents said to you that made no sense or made you laugh.

Things like...

I'll give you something to cry for in a minute! And you're thinking...but I'm already crying "

“If you’re looking for sympathy it’s in the dictionary between shit and syphilis”

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My mum most weekends in my teens

" what time did you get in last night ?"

Me " around 11 mum "

Mum " No you didn't "

Why fuckin ask me then ?

My mum and dad used to leave the door unlocked for me. When they went to bed, my sister would occasionally sneak down and lock it (Ha ha, very funny) so I had to climb in through a window, usually a little merry. In hind sight, I may as well have rung the doorbell

Even when I wasn't locked out by my hilarious sister, they always knew. Parents never sleep!"
How true

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Don’t come crying to me when you fall and break your leg ermmmm there is no answer to that

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner


"If the wind changes,your face will stay like that!"

My mum was right in that respect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t come crying to me when you fall and break your leg ermmmm there is no answer to that "

My mum used to say "don't come running to me when you fall and break your leg"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the last time I tell you!!

Well thank goodness for that, now I can get on with my misdemeanour in peace and quiet.

Ginger

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By *ango0505Woman
over a year ago

Dumfries


"Michelle Katie Helen Marie Cameron Siobhan (then they say your actual name) x

I do this!

In my defence...They do swap, share and steel each others clothes. I'm sure they do it to keep me confused "

I do this too but in my defence they are identical twins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you don't stop fiddling with your belly button your bum will fall off...

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

There was so many,,,

"You're adopted"

"That's not your father it's a bus conductor"

But in all seriousness I did overhear a woman say to her daughter "Every time you tell a lie, an angel dies!" I must have killed thousands when I was a child!!!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

If I called my Mum once too often and it was annoying her she'd shout back

"Mums ass in 40 parts" I never quite got why it had to be 40 parts.

My Nans favourite when sometjing went wrong was " Christ on crutches" which still makes me pmsl to this day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's the cat's mother"

What does it even mean?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""She's the cat's mother"

What does it even mean?!? "

In our house it was "Who is 'she'? The cat's mother?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you eat too much sugar, you'll get worms.... The only thing it achieved, was us sneaking sweets up to our room.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mums ass in 40 parts" I never quite got why it had to be 40 parts. "

Not heard that one before.

I don't think your mum meant anything like what Google just threw at me though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you eat too much sugar, you'll get worms.... The only thing it achieved, was us sneaking sweets up to our room. "

To much of anything nice would give you worms in our house. Surprised I'm not riddled with them!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Mums ass in 40 parts" I never quite got why it had to be 40 parts.

Not heard that one before.

I don't think your mum meant anything like what Google just threw at me though "

That'll teach me to look

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

Me - Sorry Dad

Dad - Sorry’s not good enough

Me - OK, I’m really fucking sorry, any better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mums ass in 40 parts" I never quite got why it had to be 40 parts.

Not heard that one before.

I don't think your mum meant anything like what Google just threw at me though

That'll teach me to look "

I should have realised as I typed in the word ass what was coming.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A friend's dad used to say "bloody hell, if I had a bag of shit you'd want a lump" when we nagged him for things.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Another that I've seen highlighted on the book lately.

Me: What's for Tea Mum

Mum: Shit with sugar on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using a child's full name to get their attention, example

"David John Smith get your butt down here now!"

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