FabSwingers.com forum: Thinking about applying to Jeremy Kyle

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone want to make up a dysfunctional fake family with me?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Anyone want to make up a dysfunctional fake family with me?"

can i be the secret mistress

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone want to make up a dysfunctional fake family with me?

can i be the secret mistress

Hell yeh we now need 5 illegitimate love children to do parental tests on.

They put you up in a good hotel everyone. Swingers party in my sweet after 10 pm.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i will be the wives sister that your shagging

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i will be the wives sister that your shagging"

Cool you are signed up ....party time

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

oh so your 3timing me , how many more gonna come foreward

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Shall I be the wifes mother ?

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

Ill be the guy that was walking his dog and 'accidently' ended up joing in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i be someones best friend, whose never actually met anyone involved but has seen some texts that may or may not be incriminating and says" then i turned round and said at the end of the day...."

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Can I be the friend of the family, who storms out onto the stage in a rage, pointing a finger, calling someone a lying bastard and gets dragged off by security. May be with a second shot of me hyperventilating in the room at the side of the stage.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

ooo oooo can i be the love child,in the show that the mothers have to take a paternity test.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Btw… can I claim for some leisure wear and a track suit top for my appearance on the show?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Btw… can I claim for some leisure wear and a track suit top for my appearance on the show?"

oh now theres a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be your wifes sisters pregnant daughter with 5 potential dads who met you on that social network site we can't mention lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can I be a young black girl with her posse that moves her head from side to side and wags her finger for no apparent reason other than to get the camera to focus on her before she even thinks about what she is going to say without pausing for a breath anyway innit.

Please.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

As I am being dragged off stage by security... can someone on one of the end chairs shout "shu-up, shu-up, she don't know nuffin and shes a skank, she tried to piss fuck a man off the internet"

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

i think a few more suggestions and we may have a show here

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i wanna be the girl denying that she is in any way resposible for any of her actions...demanding its haaaaaaard and no one understands her,and pregnancies just magically happen

not that i have ever watched the show

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Actually, can we change the piss fucking comment for "she's callin me a dirty liar, she does anal to mouth"

And when Jeremy asks "what does that mean" can a heckler shout "it means she'll snog you Jezza"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl...Can I be the dentist? You can't go on that show with more than 3 teeth at the front!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Pmsl...Can I be the dentist? You can't go on that show with more than 3 teeth at the front!!

you aint getting near my mouth

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can also double as a skinny unemployed obnoxious bully who has "fathered" several kids by random women.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

we nned to think off a new twist to the story

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"we nned to think off a new twist to the story

May be we should all sit there in a calm manner and have a civil conversation about it being such a shame the relationship is going through a rough patch and agree to be as supportive as possible.

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By *abpaulMan
over a year ago

alvechurch

whos jeremy kyle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i could be the wife's brother who is secretly fucking the hubby who turns out a male cross dressing whore street walks every weekend for punters and who is also married to a lady in another part of the country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, I'll be the stage-hand that pushes the odius twerps 'self rightous' button. Hehe

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*sits on step & sounds condescending*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come to Hastings it's like Jeremy kyles waiting room ! Full disfunctionals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the irritating best friend of the offended party who doesn't shut the fuck up to give anyone else a chance to speak and eventually threaten to whallop someone with a chair?

I watch Jeremy Kyle too much, don't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the one who holds the cylinder of noxious gas and rids society of the scum as the walk off the side of the stage ?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I've got an equity card so I can play any role that has been forgotten

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Can I play the Alcoholic who can't own up to the fact that he is one, but will pledge all to his dying breath that he'll accept the counselling on offer and improve his life!!!

(Yeah, as if he REALLY does care!)

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

i enjoy kicking my pregnant kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could be the royal family...

I wanna be Andrew (...Kate Mmmmm)

View and Wishy for Liz and Phil..

Soapy and Windy for The Clown Prince and Cumilla...

We need a few "Users no longer on the site" for the 3 recently absent...

Any changes, suggestions...

Lets see JK sort that lot...;-)

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

mummy are you my daddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be sister of friend shagger , lol we have 2 love children and you love me more , lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mummy are you my daddy?"

"Mummy... Whats a Lesbian?"

" Ask ya Father...

She knows!!! "

( S Milligan )

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