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Anyone having trouble with seagulls nesting on the roof ?

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By *atural-born-thriller OP   Man
over a year ago

oulton broad

this mite well amuse you all x a baby seagull got in the house the joy of trying to get it outside again was just the start of the fun x now I can’t use the back door as angry mum and dad dive bomb you and try to shit on you even though it’s now fucked off into next doors garden x the dog pads outside into the yard and comes back in cove_ed in shit it’s like a scene from Hitchcocks the birds if you venture outside x so looks like I will be buying an umbrella tomorrow so I can walk safely down the garden to get too the car and let the dog in the back garden x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this mite well amuse you all x a baby seagull got in the house the joy of trying to get it outside again was just the start of the fun x now I can’t use the back door as angry mum and dad dive bomb you and try to shit on you even though it’s now fucked off into next doors garden x the dog pads outside into the yard and comes back in cove_ed in shit it’s like a scene from Hitchcocks the birds if you venture outside x so looks like I will be buying an umbrella tomorrow so I can walk safely down the garden to get too the car and let the dog in the back garden x "

Get yourself a hawk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this mite well amuse you all x a baby seagull got in the house the joy of trying to get it outside again was just the start of the fun x now I can’t use the back door as angry mum and dad dive bomb you and try to shit on you even though it’s now fucked off into next doors garden x the dog pads outside into the yard and comes back in cove_ed in shit it’s like a scene from Hitchcocks the birds if you venture outside x so looks like I will be buying an umbrella tomorrow so I can walk safely down the garden to get too the car and let the dog in the back garden x

Get yourself a hawk. "

Nerf gun or a water pistol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oddly enough I am toying with the idea of anti-seagull spikes along my ridgeline to keep the flying shit bombers away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have pigeons in my roof. They drive my dogs mad.

Seagulls would get pelted with something if they went near my dogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years back when I lived on the coast a baby herring gull fell down the chimney and cove_ed the living room with soot I was not a happy teddy bear!

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london


" the dog pads outside into the yard and comes back in cove_ed in shit it’s like a scene from Hitchcocks the birds if you venture outside x so looks like I will be buying an umbrella tomorrow "

Alf_ed shitdog

excellent! Actually cracking up envisioning the state of your poor forlorn dog returning like 'dad! they've done it again '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can buy fake birds off the internet to scare them away

I bought a lifelike life size fake owl once and the pigeons never returned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this mite well amuse you all x a baby seagull got in the house the joy of trying to get it outside again was just the start of the fun x now I can’t use the back door as angry mum and dad dive bomb you and try to shit on you even though it’s now fucked off into next doors garden x the dog pads outside into the yard and comes back in cove_ed in shit it’s like a scene from Hitchcocks the birds if you venture outside x so looks like I will be buying an umbrella tomorrow so I can walk safely down the garden to get too the car and let the dog in the back garden x "

I went out to shoo them away outside my chalet in Wales as it was 1am and they were driving me nuts not realising one of them was a baby one. The mum or dad dived and got me right on the head. Don't know if it was it's claws or it's beak but it stunned me. Head was in a mess n blood everywhere.

I would stay indoors or buy a massive umbrella x

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

As a kid on holiday, my uncle and his family were usually in the next door caravan. He would be up at about 5 or 6 every morning and throw scraps onto our caravan roof so the seagulls would wake us slugabeds up. He didn't let on about that till years later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can buy fake birds off the internet to scare them away

I bought a lifelike life size fake owl once and the pigeons never returned "

They only work for a while until the buggers get used to them..

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By *atural-born-thriller OP   Man
over a year ago

oulton broad

The umbrella works fine ....well not for the dog though he can’t grip it with his paws sadly ....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had seagulls nesting nesting at the back of my chimney once. There was a right commotion going on outside, when I looked out of the Velux I noticed one of the babies had slid down the roof and was crying in the gutter, the parents were apoplectic. I got a good (and trusted) friend to hold onto my ankles while i crawled out of the window but couldn't quite reach it so lowe_ed an old crochet blanket down to it. It pecked at it and finally got tangled in it enough for me to be able to pull it up, my mate then pulled me back in through the window. I then had to climb out of the back part of the window and using a technical drawing "T"square to stop it sliding back down the roof and to give it a boost managed to push it back up to the chimney to it's nest. Never before has such a random act of kindness been so under appreciated! Never before, or since, have I been cove_ed in so much shit! They are like a flying industrial scale shit factory.

It's tempting to think if ever the situation occurs again, I'll just push the fucker out of the gutter but I know I wont. I'd be just as aggressive if I was protecting my children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The umbrella works fine ....well not for the dog though he can’t grip it with his paws sadly ....x "

I saw a woman walk her dog once and it had a doggy umbrella on. Problem solved lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put bread filled with bicarbonate soda out for them to eat...you'll only one more mess to tidy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When I was on holiday at Mousehole in Cornwall, the owner of the B&B we were stopping in came into the breakfast room one morning armed with an air rifle. He used to fire pellets near, not directly at, any seagulls that were congregating on his mate's roof, his mate reciprocated and they had 2 of the cleanest roofs in the village

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"When I was on holiday at Mousehole in Cornwall, the owner of the B&B we were stopping in came into the breakfast room one morning armed with an air rifle. He used to fire pellets near, not directly at, any seagulls that were congregating on his mate's roof, his mate reciprocated and they had 2 of the cleanest roofs in the village "

Ahhh Cornwall, where firearms law has yet to reach lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My next door neighbour feeds the birds and puts bread out. About a week ago there were about 30 seagulls swooping overhead in my garden and a few neighbouring ones, it was a bit scary. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And last summer something got a seagulls, there were feathers about but no carcass. She blamed it on my cat, but I later filmed a Fox in the garden. X

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