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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Feel free to ask questions starting "why" ... Feel like you're 5 years old again

(PS: I'm not promising I can answer any of them, but I might get to learn something too )

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Why do I always think of fascinating questions to ask on this type of thread, then when one comes up I can't remember them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pay my taxes, why can’t I play with boobs ( . ) ( . )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does your knob, a person’s knob stop growing? (Ignoring the flaccid/erect states it gets into)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does your knob, a person’s knob stop growing? (Ignoring the flaccid/erect states it gets into) "

There has to be a limit otherwise...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do I always think of fascinating questions to ask on this type of thread, then when one comes up I can't remember them? "

I'm thinking that's sods law

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I pay my taxes, why can’t I play with boobs ( . ) ( . ) "

Play with your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pay my taxes, why can’t I play with boobs ( . ) ( . )

Play with your own "

I don’t have boobs , can I have or something you have been smoking

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Serious questions allowed?

I have always wondered why food does not have ‘use by’ or ‘best before’ dates in Braille for blind people?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does your knob, a person’s knob stop growing? (Ignoring the flaccid/erect states it gets into) "

I really can't answer that since I don't have a knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Serious questions allowed?

I have always wondered why food does not have ‘use by’ or ‘best before’ dates in Braille for blind people?"

Good question...though it’s displaying an element of common sense...not sure if it’s allowed, but it’s not my thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Serious questions allowed?

I have always wondered why food does not have ‘use by’ or ‘best before’ dates in Braille for blind people?

Good question...though it’s displaying an element of common sense...not sure if it’s allowed, but it’s not my thread! "

Always wondered why they dont have get ill by date. Eat me after xxxx and your be ill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does your knob, a person’s knob stop growing? (Ignoring the flaccid/erect states it gets into)

I really can't answer that since I don't have a knob "

Trust me, whether you have or haven’t, they only grow so much! Bloody tendons innit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I pay my taxes, why can’t I play with boobs ( . ) ( . )

Play with your own

I don’t have boobs , can I have or something you have been smoking "

You have boobs, albeit teeny ones

Oh and you are playing with plenty of boobs in your pics ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Serious questions allowed?

I have always wondered why food does not have ‘use by’ or ‘best before’ dates in Braille for blind people?"

Good point and something I hadn't previously thought about

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

(I'm guessing it's your fat balls and the millet on your mullet. )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Serious questions allowed?

I have always wondered why food does not have ‘use by’ or ‘best before’ dates in Braille for blind people?

Good question...though it’s displaying an element of common sense...not sure if it’s allowed, but it’s not my thread! "

Oi!! Anyone can ask what they like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does your knob, a person’s knob stop growing? (Ignoring the flaccid/erect states it gets into)

I really can't answer that since I don't have a knob

Trust me, whether you have or haven’t, they only grow so much! Bloody tendons innit! "

I'll bow to your greater knowledge there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

(I'm guessing it's your fat balls and the millet on your mullet. )"

Probably just the fat balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is swinging frowned upon?

We had the swinging sixties and people loved it, it was grooooovy to be into free loving.

Fast forward to now

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Deaf people have a flashing light in their home so they know if their fire alarm or doorbell is going. Why don’t they have something similar in cars with a sensor type thing so they know when emergency vehicles are around - so they are given a heads up like we get when we can hear the sirens but have to look around for where they are?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is swinging frowned upon?

We had the swinging sixties and people loved it, it was grooooovy to be into free loving.

Fast forward to now "

Mary Whitehouse started it, but now it's Brexit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Deaf people have a flashing light in their home so they know if their fire alarm or doorbell is going. Why don’t they have something similar in cars with a sensor type thing so they know when emergency vehicles are around - so they are given a heads up like we get when we can hear the sirens but have to look around for where they are? "

I would highly suspect it would boil down to cost...

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Deaf people have a flashing light in their home so they know if their fire alarm or doorbell is going. Why don’t they have something similar in cars with a sensor type thing so they know when emergency vehicles are around - so they are given a heads up like we get when we can hear the sirens but have to look around for where they are?

I would highly suspect it would boil down to cost..."

Maybe it could be included in a motability scheme....

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Deaf people have a flashing light in their home so they know if their fire alarm or doorbell is going. Why don’t they have something similar in cars with a sensor type thing so they know when emergency vehicles are around - so they are given a heads up like we get when we can hear the sirens but have to look around for where they are?

I would highly suspect it would boil down to cost...

Maybe it could be included in a motability scheme...."

I think the blue flashing lights give it away

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

This isn't a why but a who.

Who picks up guide dog poop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't all the flat earthers get all us science folk together on the edge and push us off...

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Deaf people have a flashing light in their home so they know if their fire alarm or doorbell is going. Why don’t they have something similar in cars with a sensor type thing so they know when emergency vehicles are around - so they are given a heads up like we get when we can hear the sirens but have to look around for where they are?

I would highly suspect it would boil down to cost...

Maybe it could be included in a motability scheme....

I think the blue flashing lights give it away

"

Yeah but flames give away your house in on fire - I would still prefer a heads up before hand though

No one deaf in your family? If you have - ask them - the deaf person in mine who drives would prefer a warning before blue lights but hey ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it, that when you have a day off work, the weather changes and it isn't as nice as it has been?

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why doesn’t anyone message me? I make great pancakes. What’s not to like.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Deaf people have a flashing light in their home so they know if their fire alarm or doorbell is going. Why don’t they have something similar in cars with a sensor type thing so they know when emergency vehicles are around - so they are given a heads up like we get when we can hear the sirens but have to look around for where they are?

I would highly suspect it would boil down to cost...

Maybe it could be included in a motability scheme....

I think the blue flashing lights give it away

Yeah but flames give away your house in on fire - I would still prefer a heads up before hand though

No one deaf in your family? If you have - ask them - the deaf person in mine who drives would prefer a warning before blue lights but hey ho "

Scratch that - thank you to the person who messaged me to say there is an early warning system available in the UK for deaf people to alert them to emergency vehicles

Apologies for being overly dramatic - I got carried away

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Why doesn’t anyone message me? I make great pancakes. What’s not to like. "

Do you make them in amusing shapes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Keep it going people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are ears the only part of your body that never stop growing?

Why do you get hair in your ears and nose ?

Why do you get a hairy back as you get older ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are ears the only part of your body that never stop growing?

Why do you get hair in your ears and nose ?

Why do you get a hairy back as you get older ?

"

1. Dunno

2. I don't

3. I don't think mine is

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Why does super glue not stick to the inside of the tube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does super glue not stick to the inside of the tube.

"

Because it’s coated with anti super glue stick stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can’t I pick the winning lottery numbers ?

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Why can’t I make GIS work?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Why can I not sleep properly lately ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't I get naked in public ?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Deaf people have a flashing light in their home so they know if their fire alarm or doorbell is going. Why don’t they have something similar in cars with a sensor type thing so they know when emergency vehicles are around - so they are given a heads up like we get when we can hear the sirens but have to look around for where they are? "

We will shortly be in cars which will be centrally controlled and we'll find the car is automatically driven to facilitate whatever the controllers want.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Why can I not sleep properly lately ??"

It’s soooooo hot - well that’s why I can’t sleep

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"This isn't a why but a who.

Who picks up guide dog poop?"

I have always wondered this too

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Why don't shops sell socks in 3's, so that there's a spare ready for you, when you've lost one and would have just had an odd sock?

Why aren't carpet burn caused spontaneous human combustion death claims available on a no-win, no-fee deal against flooring suppliers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why can't I get naked in public ?"

You can if you really want to

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon


"This isn't a why but a who.

Who picks up guide dog poop?

I have always wondered this too "

I was told they are trained to poop on command, so it's easier to locate.

I do know of one that only pooped over drain grates so it dropped into the sewer.

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Why are ears the only part of your body that never stop growing?

Why do you get hair in your ears and nose ?

Why do you get a hairy back as you get older ?

1. Dunno

2. I don't

3. I don't think mine is

"

1. Your hair and nails also keep growing ears keep growing to compensate for gradual hearing loss as you age, the larger the satellite dish the better it catches sound.

2. You actually always have hairs in your ears and nose from birth to trap dust and other crap and stop them getting in your delicate parts, as your hormones shift as you age however your defensive hair thickens and darkens and becomes a pain in the arse.

3. Back hair is again something you always have, albeit soft and downy stuff that is affected by hormonal changes as you age. Testosterone mainly which is why you rarely see a hairy backed old woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel free to ask questions starting "why" ... Feel like you're 5 years old again

(PS: I'm not promising I can answer any of them, but I might get to learn something too )"

Are we there yet?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why can't I get naked in public ?"
I don't mind

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Why does super glue not stick to the inside of the tube.

Because it’s coated with anti super glue stick stuff"

Also glue needs air to set, there is very little air inside a glue tube but the moment you accidentally put a hole in it or don't put the lid on exactly right then the whole thing sets solid.

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

My "why" is this....

Why do some people feel the need to use 2 question marks at the end of a sentence?

Bad enough when it's a question, but when it's a statement (or a status update) I find it really annoying.

Example : watching TV??

Eating my sandwich??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why can I not sleep properly lately ??

It’s soooooo hot - well that’s why I can’t sleep "

It doesn't help agreed

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"My "why" is this....

Why do some people feel the need to use 2 question marks at the end of a sentence?

Bad enough when it's a question, but when it's a statement (or a status update) I find it really annoying.

Example : watching TV??

Eating my sandwich??

"

I thought that was what happens when you accidentally use an emoji from your phone instead of the fab ones. I think it depends on type of phone whether you get the ?? or the amps thing

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"My "why" is this....

Why do some people feel the need to use 2 question marks at the end of a sentence?

Bad enough when it's a question, but when it's a statement (or a status update) I find it really annoying.

Example : watching TV??

Eating my sandwich??

"

I know why the the two question marks happens - they have put one of their phone emojis at the end but don’t realise that this site doesn’t let you use your phone emoji just the little selection they give you underneath

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon


"My "why" is this....

Why do some people feel the need to use 2 question marks at the end of a sentence?

Bad enough when it's a question, but when it's a statement (or a status update) I find it really annoying.

Example : watching TV??

Eating my sandwich??

I know why the the two question marks happens - they have put one of their phone emojis at the end but don’t realise that this site doesn’t let you use your phone emoji just the little selection they give you underneath "

Ah I see. Thank you!

My old phone used to replace emoji's with a little square box so I've never seen this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't I get naked in public ?

You can if you really want to "

I don't want to be arrested

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

Why do I have to go to work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't all the flat earthers get all us science folk together on the edge and push us off..."

Because, fortunately for us, they believe that the ginormous disk we live on is bordered with a great big ice wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are ears the only part of your body that never stop growing?

Why do you get hair in your ears and nose ?

Why do you get a hairy back as you get older ?

1. Dunno

2. I don't

3. I don't think mine is

1. Your hair and nails also keep growing ears keep growing to compensate for gradual hearing loss as you age, the larger the satellite dish the better it catches sound.

2. You actually always have hairs in your ears and nose from birth to trap dust and other crap and stop them getting in your delicate parts, as your hormones shift as you age however your defensive hair thickens and darkens and becomes a pain in the arse.

3. Back hair is again something you always have, albeit soft and downy stuff that is affected by hormonal changes as you age. Testosterone mainly which is why you rarely see a hairy backed old woman"

Thank you I’m off to get a job as a satellite engineer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does John Culshaw sound exactly the same no matter who he impersonates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't a why but a who.

Who picks up guide dog poop?"

Most therapy dogs/ guide dogs are trained to ‘go’ 20 minutes after eating so that they don’t do it when they’re working. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't a why but a who.

Who picks up guide dog poop?

Most therapy dogs/ guide dogs are trained to ‘go’ 20 minutes after eating so that they don’t do it when they’re working. X"

Sorry, so they would ‘go’ in a designated area and either the visually impaired person would then clear it up, or anyone who assisted them would.

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon


"This isn't a why but a who.

Who picks up guide dog poop?

Most therapy dogs/ guide dogs are trained to ‘go’ 20 minutes after eating so that they don’t do it when they’re working. X

Sorry, so they would ‘go’ in a designated area and either the visually impaired person would then clear it up, or anyone who assisted them would. "

As I mentioned upthread, some are trained to go on command, for the same reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't a why but a who.

Who picks up guide dog poop?

Most therapy dogs/ guide dogs are trained to ‘go’ 20 minutes after eating so that they don’t do it when they’re working. X

Sorry, so they would ‘go’ in a designated area and either the visually impaired person would then clear it up, or anyone who assisted them would.

As I mentioned upthread, some are trained to go on command, for the same reason."

Oops! Sorry, didn’t see! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feel free to ask questions starting "why" ... Feel like you're 5 years old again

(PS: I'm not promising I can answer any of them, but I might get to learn something too )

Are we there yet? "

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why doesn’t anyone message me? I make great pancakes. What’s not to like. "

I messaged you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why, when I don't drink at all do he cocktails I create taste so bloody good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it impossible just to eat one hobnob once the packet is opened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I find it a turn on to see men in women's clothing? Is this a fetish or my inner dyke coming out?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?"

Because bread crumbs.. :

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