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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I resemble that remark!

*flounce!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Incoming

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

This post offends me. Should be taken off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And who made you pope (shitting in woods mandatory)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*** runs and dives and takes cover!!! Have fun OP!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This post offends me. Should be taken off.

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I rest my case

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*** runs and dives and takes cover!!! Have fun OP!!! "

I stand by it, little rays of sunshine!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Name every single one of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think I’m gonna need some back up fellas!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

There are a few I’ve noticed that seem to have had a humour bypass, although I must admit my humour and personality doesn’t seem to come across on the forum, maybe it’s because I only post a few lines now and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear gonna buy a candle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Name every single one of them. "

Didn’t say every single one, but there’s an awful lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your on your own with this one OP

Sits back to watch

*smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have moments when I get my serious head on. And then I have moments when I want to just yell “banana” and be a silly arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's 9 sandy vaginas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your on your own with this one OP

Sits back to watch

*smiling"

Squidge up!! I like to think I have humour so let’s watch together!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And who made you pope (shitting in woods mandatory)

"

Just something I’ve observed, with some there’s not even a glimmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up ! "

Jesus I just got poked in the eye!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shots fired!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I’m gonna need some back up fellas! "

They're all watching you dig your grave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I’m gonna need some back up fellas! "

Leave you with it, there’s a time to stand together, this isn’t that time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For me it’s a dealbreaker, life’s to fucking short, to be taking this shit seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up ! "

I take serious subjects seriously. And I choose to use the forums how I see fit. I like to have a laugh and a joke, but I like to ensure anything I post that remains written on the interweb that others can read isn’t making light of or a mockery of subjects on which I am passionate. That may not be humourous to others but goes to my personal values and how I want to live my life.

Fondest regards x

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"There are a few I’ve noticed that seem to have had a humour bypass, although I must admit my humour and personality doesn’t seem to come across on the forum, maybe it’s because I only post a few lines now and again "

Ha ha ha!

Nope. It comes across. Although it's VERY subtle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me it’s a dealbreaker, life’s to fucking short, to be taking this shit seriously. "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah stop always pretty ones that have personality of dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your on your own with this one OP

Sits back to watch

*smiling

Squidge up!! I like to think I have humour so let’s watch together!’ "

The happy people are always welcome. Fancy tea and biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And who made you pope (shitting in woods mandatory)

Just something I’ve observed, with some there’s not even a glimmer. "

I will polish my glimmer and show it to you later

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

I take serious subjects seriously. And I choose to use the forums how I see fit. I like to have a laugh and a joke, but I like to ensure anything I post that remains written on the interweb that others can read isn’t making light of or a mockery of subjects on which I am passionate. That may not be humourous to others but goes to my personal values and how I want to live my life.

Fondest regards x"

You are just too sensible sometimes, although we love you for it. Are you sure you don't want to watch the OP get beaten up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a sense of humour, OP

I've been known to kill a man with my incisive wit.

My pussy however, is less forgiving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

I take serious subjects seriously. And I choose to use the forums how I see fit. I like to have a laugh and a joke, but I like to ensure anything I post that remains written on the interweb that others can read isn’t making light of or a mockery of subjects on which I am passionate. That may not be humourous to others but goes to my personal values and how I want to live my life.

Fondest regards x

You are just too sensible sometimes, although we love you for it. Are you sure you don't want to watch the OP get beaten up? "

My post *was* beating him up. Did it not “land” properly?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Don't take the forums to seriously/personally should be at the top of the page, You probably just notice the Women that act that way more then the Men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

I take serious subjects seriously. And I choose to use the forums how I see fit. I like to have a laugh and a joke, but I like to ensure anything I post that remains written on the interweb that others can read isn’t making light of or a mockery of subjects on which I am passionate. That may not be humourous to others but goes to my personal values and how I want to live my life.

Fondest regards x"

Oh hello Miss Haversham. Welcome back. We missed you.

Hope your back for meaningless sex and filthy fuckery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

I take serious subjects seriously. And I choose to use the forums how I see fit. I like to have a laugh and a joke, but I like to ensure anything I post that remains written on the interweb that others can read isn’t making light of or a mockery of subjects on which I am passionate. That may not be humourous to others but goes to my personal values and how I want to live my life.

Fondest regards x

Oh hello Miss Haversham. Welcome back. We missed you.

Hope your back for meaningless sex and filthy fuckery "

You know me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a sense of humour, OP

I've been known to kill a man with my incisive wit.

My pussy however, is less forgiving"

Does it scratch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah stop always pretty ones that have personality of dildo "

My dildo is delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One or two full of their own self importance as well, both sexes.

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

So no men who get pissy when you try to say 'sorry but no' in a humorous way?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but women, some men too, and couples. Each to their own but I do try to avoid the bitter, angry and argumentative people unless I'm in a mischievous mood then I may do a little 'winding up', and you know what?......they always bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah stop always pretty ones that have personality of dildo

My dildo is delightful "

Is that a Snow Patrol song

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"There are a few I’ve noticed that seem to have had a humour bypass, although I must admit my humour and personality doesn’t seem to come across on the forum, maybe it’s because I only post a few lines now and again

Ha ha ha!

Nope. It comes across. Although it's VERY subtle."

Like almost invisible right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your on your own with this one OP

Sits back to watch

*smiling

Squidge up!! I like to think I have humour so let’s watch together!’

The happy people are always welcome. Fancy tea and biscuits? "

Oh yes please

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm probably one of them, but then saying that I can't be arsed with the 'let me kiss your arse' threads

So I will just carry on posting on what interests me

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I have moments when I get my serious head on. And then I have moments when I want to just yell “banana” and be a silly arse. "

I like your silly arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you're just not funny OP

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up ! "

Slap a red nose on me and show the the rule book.

Never realised this was a comedy store.

All you miserable women .........smile when the man speaks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your on your own with this one OP

Sits back to watch

*smiling

Squidge up!! I like to think I have humour so let’s watch together!’

The happy people are always welcome. Fancy tea and biscuits?

Oh yes please "

I'll put the kettle on. Want to see of anyone else would like to join the party

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Your on your own with this one OP

Sits back to watch

*smiling

Squidge up!! I like to think I have humour so let’s watch together!’

The happy people are always welcome. Fancy tea and biscuits?

Oh yes please

I'll put the kettle on. Want to see of anyone else would like to join the party"

What type of biscuits are they ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

Slap a red nose on me and show the the rule book.

Never realised this was a comedy store.

All you miserable women .........smile when the man speaks!"

Red Bush tea out of nose moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me it’s a dealbreaker, life’s to fucking short, to be taking this shit seriously. "

That's more than obvious

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I'm funny as fuck so I know I can't be one of the serious one

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Name every single one of them.

Didn’t say every single one, but there’s an awful lot. "

No I know you didn't,just start the list...

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

If women don't find you funny maybe it's not them, it's you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

I take serious subjects seriously. And I choose to use the forums how I see fit. I like to have a laugh and a joke, but I like to ensure anything I post that remains written on the interweb that others can read isn’t making light of or a mockery of subjects on which I am passionate. That may not be humourous to others but goes to my personal values and how I want to live my life.

Fondest regards x

You are just too sensible sometimes, although we love you for it. Are you sure you don't want to watch the OP get beaten up?

My post *was* beating him up. Did it not “land” properly? "

Not really. You were stood in a different ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a sense of humour, OP

I've been known to kill a man with my incisive wit.

My pussy however, is less forgiving

Does it scratch? "

If its rubbed the wrong way, you betchya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your on your own with this one OP

Sits back to watch

*smiling

Squidge up!! I like to think I have humour so let’s watch together!’

The happy people are always welcome. Fancy tea and biscuits?

Oh yes please

I'll put the kettle on. Want to see of anyone else would like to join the party

What type of biscuits are they ?"

The caves well stocked. What would you like.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"Name every single one of them.

Didn’t say every single one, but there’s an awful lot.

No I know you didn't,just start the list..."

Its just like the hot list or I fancy you type threads,

You/they know who they are

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Think I’m gonna need some back up fellas!

Leave you with it, there’s a time to stand together, this isn’t that time! "

Wise man.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Name every single one of them.

Didn’t say every single one, but there’s an awful lot.

No I know you didn't,just start the list...

Its just like the hot list or I fancy you type threads,

You/they know who they are

"

He's too chicken to name them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw me a fish and I'll perform

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just been down the shops, did I miss anything ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been down the shops, did I miss anything ?"

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By *lack rose 100Couple
over a year ago

consett

Ok where is my blanket and I'll just watch this post and eat my toffee popcorn. Any one joining me lol popcorn any one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If women don't find you funny maybe it's not them, it's you? "

They isn’t about my interaction with them, but just as a spectator observing in general.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Bring on the trumpets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are indeed a bunch of grumpy wenches.

Ignitemybody is one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually had this as my status update earlier for locals

Sent a few jokes based of there updates

And nothing but blocked and tumble i guess forum humour dosnt translate well with the muggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m not saying all women are humourless on the forums, just sizeable percentage to be noticeable.

There are some hilarious ones, but they know who they are, one can’t comment at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Name every single one of them. "

No, that’s against forum rules. Next.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

I take serious subjects seriously. And I choose to use the forums how I see fit. I like to have a laugh and a joke, but I like to ensure anything I post that remains written on the interweb that others can read isn’t making light of or a mockery of subjects on which I am passionate. That may not be humourous to others but goes to my personal values and how I want to live my life.

Fondest regards x"

Thanks in advance X

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Name every single one of them.

No, that’s against forum rules. Next. "

Cluck cluck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

I take serious subjects seriously. And I choose to use the forums how I see fit. I like to have a laugh and a joke, but I like to ensure anything I post that remains written on the interweb that others can read isn’t making light of or a mockery of subjects on which I am passionate. That may not be humourous to others but goes to my personal values and how I want to live my life.

Fondest regards x

Thanks in advance X"

Deepest sympathies x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I agree. It seems sometimes if members don't agree with everything in a thread they get called out as trolls. It is a forum for debate. I can be humorous but I can also be scathing. Some threads are just not funny and the OPs need slapping into place. Others are very funny and we can all have a laugh at them and spit our false teeth across the room at hilarious ones.

XXX

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"They are indeed a bunch of grumpy wenches.

Ignitemybody is one."

Cheeky mare,I'm allowed the honour of being a grumpy wench anyway,it's the only way women of my age survive the menopause.

Not that I'm quite there yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

I take serious subjects seriously. And I choose to use the forums how I see fit. I like to have a laugh and a joke, but I like to ensure anything I post that remains written on the interweb that others can read isn’t making light of or a mockery of subjects on which I am passionate. That may not be humourous to others but goes to my personal values and how I want to live my life.

Fondest regards x

Thanks in advance X

Deepest sympathies x"

All the best X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are indeed a bunch of grumpy wenches.

Ignitemybody is one.

Cheeky mare,I'm allowed the honour of being a grumpy wench anyway,it's the only way women of my age survive the menopause.

Not that I'm quite there yet."

I survived it by ripping the shit out of a few men who thought they were hilarious

They aint laughing now

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been down the shops, did I miss anything ?

"

Did you buy biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a lot of fellas take it too serious too tho far too many so lets not jump the gun and put it all on the women

Why sooo serious

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"They are indeed a bunch of grumpy wenches.

Ignitemybody is one.

Cheeky mare,I'm allowed the honour of being a grumpy wench anyway,it's the only way women of my age survive the menopause.

Not that I'm quite there yet.

I survived it by ripping the shit out of a few men who thought they were hilarious

They aint laughing now"

Yeah I'm going to do the same. LIB where are you...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think some have issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m way too serious and have zero sense of humour. Typical Janner maid!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It’s not just on the forums it’s on profiles too, I can understand you’ve got to be brutal to cut through the crap to get the good genuine blokes. But throw in a bit of humour to, so we know you’re human.

A local women to me her profile is one long moan, then her daily status updates are her moaning about men. Put a sock in it Love you’ve got the stats on your side!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Do Women hold a grudge, take comments more seriously/personally then Men ?

That's a question not a statement,

I'm not burning my bridges with that one

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"Think I’m gonna need some back up fellas! "

Normally you would have my full support fella . But I’m washing my hair tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m way too serious and have zero sense of humour. Typical Janner maid!! "

You’re lovely, like all strong thighed janner maids!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just been down the shops, did I miss anything ?

Did you buy biscuits?"

Nah just got a big wooden spoon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been down the shops, did I miss anything ?"

Where the fuck are my pickled onion Monster Munch? (Kick in the stones emoji)

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I don't think it's just confined to forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just been down the shops, did I miss anything ?

Where the fuck are my pickled onion Monster Munch? (Kick in the stones emoji)"

Ah crap, I got bloody Roast Beef Monster Munch !

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By *ooodoooCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

I think that this may say more about you ...Tame Impala....than the women on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do Women hold a grudge, take comments more seriously/personally then Men ?

That's a question not a statement,

I'm not burning my bridges with that one "

I hold grudges. There's people on here I'll never converse with in a friendly capacity again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been down the shops, did I miss anything ?

Did you buy biscuits?

Nah just got a big wooden spoon! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think that this may say more about you ...Tame Impala....than the women on here "

Hey, as a dear friend of mine, I’d thought you would have backed me up on this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are indeed a bunch of grumpy wenches.

Ignitemybody is one.

Cheeky mare,I'm allowed the honour of being a grumpy wench anyway,it's the only way women of my age survive the menopause.

Not that I'm quite there yet.

I survived it by ripping the shit out of a few men who thought they were hilarious

They aint laughing now

Yeah I'm going to do the same. LIB where are you..."

Totally not hiding.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"They are indeed a bunch of grumpy wenches.

Ignitemybody is one.

Cheeky mare,I'm allowed the honour of being a grumpy wench anyway,it's the only way women of my age survive the menopause.

Not that I'm quite there yet.

I survived it by ripping the shit out of a few men who thought they were hilarious

They aint laughing now

Yeah I'm going to do the same. LIB where are you...

Totally not hiding. "

Found ya!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do Women hold a grudge, take comments more seriously/personally then Men ?

That's a question not a statement,

I'm not burning my bridges with that one

I hold grudges. There's people on here I'll never converse with in a friendly capacity again. "

Hope we stay cool!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Ah stop always pretty ones that have personality of dildo "

I just spat my drink out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do Women hold a grudge, take comments more seriously/personally then Men ?

That's a question not a statement,

I'm not burning my bridges with that one "

On here I think many do. It's certainly evident in the forum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This thread was inspired by a friends interaction with a lady on here today, unfortunately he’s unable to comment at the moment. I’m thinking of you good buddy!

Vincent Cassel X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do Women hold a grudge, take comments more seriously/personally then Men ?

That's a question not a statement,

I'm not burning my bridges with that one

I hold grudges. There's people on here I'll never converse with in a friendly capacity again.

Hope we stay cool! "

We're cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah stop always pretty ones that have personality of dildo

My dildo is delightful

Is that a Snow Patrol song "

their best one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not just on the forums it’s on profiles too, I can understand you’ve got to be brutal to cut through the crap to get the good genuine blokes. But throw in a bit of humour to, so we know you’re human.

A local women to me her profile is one long moan, then her daily status updates are her moaning about men. Put a sock in it Love you’ve got the stats on your side! "

I have often been told my profile is hilarious. Probably sarcastically

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah stop always pretty ones that have personality of dildo

My dildo is delightful

Is that a Snow Patrol song

their best one "

B- side to ‘Run’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all different. Thats what makes life interesting.

To me a forum post doesnt reflect completely on someones personality..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's blimming well right you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I save my humour for people who deserve it.

I had a jocular profile once and all it attracted was the Norman Wisdom wannabes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up ! "

Hope you are wearing your helmet and a full cricket kit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

Hope you are wearing your helmet and a full cricket kit "

Nah, just sat here in my Budgie smugglers and crocs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

Hope you are wearing your helmet and a full cricket kit

Nah, just sat here in my Budgie smugglers and crocs! "

Crocs?

CROCS?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"[Male Humour Removed by poster at 11/06/18 20:32:46]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I save my humour for people who deserve it.

I had a jocular profile once and all it attracted was the Norman Wisdom wannabes."

You can get the balance right, I’m not saying you have to be a stand up, but not totally cold either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah stop always pretty ones that have personality of dildo "

Well you must be down right stunning then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

Hope you are wearing your helmet and a full cricket kit

Nah, just sat here in my Budgie smugglers and crocs!

Crocs?

CROCS? "

Yeah, the holes are to let your dignity out!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I actually had this as my status update earlier for locals

Sent a few jokes based of there updates

And nothing but blocked and tumble i guess forum humour dosnt translate well with the muggles"

Get on my block list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

Hope you are wearing your helmet and a full cricket kit

Nah, just sat here in my Budgie smugglers and crocs! "

RIP mate in case I don’t see you again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are all different. Thats what makes life interesting.

To me a forum post doesnt reflect completely on someones personality.. "

It does a bit, when you see there comments every day and not once have they shown any humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

Hope you are wearing your helmet and a full cricket kit

Nah, just sat here in my Budgie smugglers and crocs!

Crocs?

CROCS?

Yeah, the holes are to let your dignity out! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I actually had this as my status update earlier for locals

Sent a few jokes based of there updates

And nothing but blocked and tumble i guess forum humour dosnt translate well with the muggles

Get on my block list. "

Way ahead of you.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

There’s a couple of girls who think they are funny but dont have the ‘comic gift’ and I cringe my way through the posts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The main culprits haven’t commented yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I save my humour for people who deserve it.

I had a jocular profile once and all it attracted was the Norman Wisdom wannabes.

You can get the balance right, I’m not saying you have to be a stand up, but not totally cold either. "

I was going to say something funny, but I don't think you deserve it yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going to say bang out of order OP but reading the responses your not far off

Don't take it personal ladies the guys chat is shit anol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up ! "

I saw the thread title and assumed cakus started it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We are all different. Thats what makes life interesting.

To me a forum post doesnt reflect completely on someones personality..

It does a bit, when you see there comments every day and not once have they shown any humour. "

Is there a universal, written humour? I find some people hilarious that others respond to as though they were being serious and vice versa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah stop always pretty ones that have personality of dildo

My dildo is delightful

Is that a Snow Patrol song

their best one

B- side to ‘Run’"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people think deeper than others i guess and enjoy a meaningful discussion rather than just goofing around. Forums can be used in anyway people desire.. its not just about cracking jokes.. ?!?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I actually had this as my status update earlier for locals

Sent a few jokes based of there updates

And nothing but blocked and tumble i guess forum humour dosnt translate well with the muggles

Get on my block list.

Way ahead of you."

Oh. Wounded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men and women and Tv/Ts are responsible for the death of humour and comedy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I actually had this as my status update earlier for locals

Sent a few jokes based of there updates

And nothing but blocked and tumble i guess forum humour dosnt translate well with the muggles

Get on my block list.

Way ahead of you.

Oh. Wounded. "

Totally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some people think deeper than others i guess and enjoy a meaningful discussion rather than just goofing around. Forums can be used in anyway people desire.. its not just about cracking jokes.. ?!?"

There’s a very serious thread on narcissism going on at the moment, might enjoy that more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a couple of girls who think they are funny but dont have the ‘comic gift’ and I cringe my way through the posts.

"

and I try so hard too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are all different. Thats what makes life interesting.

To me a forum post doesnt reflect completely on someones personality..

It does a bit, when you see there comments every day and not once have they shown any humour.

Is there a universal, written humour? I find some people hilarious that others respond to as though they were being serious and vice versa.

"

No it’s not universal, but some seem devoid of any at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

I saw the thread title and assumed cakus started it "

Dunno who that is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was going to say bang out of order OP but reading the responses your not far off

Don't take it personal ladies the guys chat is shit anol "

I’m talking about these women chatting amongst thereselves mainly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

Jesus I just got poked in the eye!!! "

Haha, I’m with you now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m way too serious and have zero sense of humour. Typical Janner maid!!

You’re lovely, like all strong thighed janner maids!"

Loves you too.

Don’t be nasty, have a pasty!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m way too serious and have zero sense of humour. Typical Janner maid!!

You’re lovely, like all strong thighed janner maids!

Loves you too.

Don’t be nasty, have a pasty!! "

As long as it’s not bloody Ginsters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m way too serious and have zero sense of humour. Typical Janner maid!!

You’re lovely, like all strong thighed janner maids!

Loves you too.

Don’t be nasty, have a pasty!!

As long as it’s not bloody Ginsters! "

Definitely not, they are disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people think deeper than others i guess and enjoy a meaningful discussion rather than just goofing around. Forums can be used in anyway people desire.. its not just about cracking jokes.. ?!?

There’s a very serious thread on narcissism going on at the moment, might enjoy that more. "

I am on that.

Just making the point.. i think you should of headed this thread something like "a non serious thread" rather than humourless woman which suggests you are getting at those who use the forums differently to you..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some people think deeper than others i guess and enjoy a meaningful discussion rather than just goofing around. Forums can be used in anyway people desire.. its not just about cracking jokes.. ?!?

There’s a very serious thread on narcissism going on at the moment, might enjoy that more.

I am on that.

Just making the point.. i think you should of headed this thread something like "a non serious thread" rather than humourless woman which suggests you are getting at those who use the forums differently to you.. "

Point taken, it wasn’t a very subtle title.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people think deeper than others i guess and enjoy a meaningful discussion rather than just goofing around. Forums can be used in anyway people desire.. its not just about cracking jokes.. ?!?

There’s a very serious thread on narcissism going on at the moment, might enjoy that more.

I am on that.

Just making the point.. i think you should of headed this thread something like "a non serious thread" rather than humourless woman which suggests you are getting at those who use the forums differently to you..

Point taken, it wasn’t a very subtle title."

There’s nothing subtle about fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but women, some men too, and couples. Each to their own but I do try to avoid the bitter, angry and argumentative people unless I'm in a mischievous mood then I may do a little 'winding up', and you know what?......they always bite "

Typical fucking typical. That makes me so angry. I completely disagree

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some people think deeper than others i guess and enjoy a meaningful discussion rather than just goofing around. Forums can be used in anyway people desire.. its not just about cracking jokes.. ?!?

There’s a very serious thread on narcissism going on at the moment, might enjoy that more.

I am on that.

Just making the point.. i think you should of headed this thread something like "a non serious thread" rather than humourless woman which suggests you are getting at those who use the forums differently to you..

Point taken, it wasn’t a very subtle title.

There’s nothing subtle about fab "

True dat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you lot still bitchin' about bitchin'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was going to say bang out of order OP but reading the responses your not far off

Don't take it personal ladies the guys chat is shit anol

I’m talking about these women chatting amongst thereselves mainly. "

The last convo I read they all started talking about their periods being in sync so yeah I'll give you that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And who made you pope (shitting in woods mandatory)

Just something I’ve observed, with some there’s not even a glimmer.

I will polish my glimmer and show it to you later

"

Yes please, that would be lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The main culprits haven’t commented yet! "

They know who they are

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Is this the sausage party?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The main culprits haven’t commented yet!

They know who they are "

They were having very serious discussions elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up ! "

Puts up shield for OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The main culprits haven’t commented yet!

They know who they are "

sacré bleu look at that derrière

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's 9 sandy vaginas "

There’s definitely more than 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not saying all women are humourless on the forums, just sizeable percentage to be noticeable.

There are some hilarious ones, but they know who they are, one can’t comment at the moment.

"

Sorry, I was indisposed. I’m here now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not saying all women are humourless on the forums, just sizeable percentage to be noticeable.

There are some hilarious ones, but they know who they are, one can’t comment at the moment.

Sorry, I was indisposed. I’m here now "

Holding up your end i see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not saying all women are humourless on the forums, just sizeable percentage to be noticeable.

There are some hilarious ones, but they know who they are, one can’t comment at the moment.

Sorry, I was indisposed. I’m here now

Holding up your end i see "

You know I’m hilarious

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Is there a correlation between humourless and body size?

(Runs for cover)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a correlation between humourless and body size?

(Runs for cover) "

Is there? You tell me

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a correlation between humourless and body size?

(Runs for cover) "

No impala is a skinny retch and im not exactly tip top condition. he can be a funny guy whens hes not being a winderuperer

And iv been known to cause the odd giggle on occasion

So no size has no baring on funny bones

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Ah stop always pretty ones that have personality of dildo

My dildo is delightful "

But does it bring a smile to your face?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"Is there a correlation between humourless and body size?

(Runs for cover)

No impala is a skinny retch and im not exactly tip top condition. he can be a funny guy whens hes not being a winderuperer

And iv been known to cause the odd giggle on occasion

So no size has no baring on funny bones"

Which one of you is a women then as per the OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a correlation between humourless and body size?

(Runs for cover)

No impala is a skinny retch and im not exactly tip top condition. he can be a funny guy whens hes not being a winderuperer

And iv been known to cause the odd giggle on occasion

So no size has no baring on funny bones

Which one of you is a women then as per the OP? "

Just let me check

Yes I’m definitely a woman

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

I saw the thread title and assumed cakus started it

Dunno who that is."

Piece of cake ya wally

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I am hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree same with a lot of men at least in Ireland lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a correlation between humourless and body size?

(Runs for cover)

No impala is a skinny retch and im not exactly tip top condition. he can be a funny guy whens hes not being a winderuperer

And iv been known to cause the odd giggle on occasion

So no size has no baring on funny bones

Which one of you is a women then as per the OP? "

People is people is my point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a correlation between humourless and body size?

(Runs for cover)

No impala is a skinny retch and im not exactly tip top condition. he can be a funny guy whens hes not being a winderuperer

And iv been known to cause the odd giggle on occasion

So no size has no baring on funny bones

Which one of you is a women then as per the OP?

People is people is my point

"

Funny people though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a correlation between humourless and body size?

(Runs for cover)

No impala is a skinny retch and im not exactly tip top condition. he can be a funny guy whens hes not being a winderuperer

And iv been known to cause the odd giggle on occasion

So no size has no baring on funny bones

Which one of you is a women then as per the OP?

People is people is my point

Funny people though"

Only funny good not funny bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just an observation, but there’s quite a lot of women who take the forums way to seriously. Some almost seem cold, don’t get me wrong there’s plenty of lovely funny ones too. But come on ladies some of you need to seriously lighten up !

I saw the thread title and assumed cakus started it

Dunno who that is.

Piece of cake ya wally "

Oh, the radiator guy.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There’s some right bloody miseries on here. One only has to green arrow them to think ‘thank the gods’

Mood Hoovering in the forums.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Some lack a sunny disposition, the dark clouds of gloom that lurk in the mire, their fetid breath poisoning, their irksome and petulant manner.

Like an ice cream made with gone off milk.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

THE END

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over a year ago

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