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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've searched all crooks and nannys in my house and it appears that I do not actually own a vibrator.... please send £2 to help me through this dry spell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a cucumber it's cheaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£2 pound ? That’s cheap, what about batteries ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use your bed post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own one either..

Im old school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've searched all crooks and nannys in my house and it appears that I do not actually own a vibrator.... please send £2 to help me through this dry spell "

I do not recommend putting two £1 coins up your pussy XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VibeAid 2018.

You could sponsor a KingDong for just £2 a month. You'll get regular updates on your dildos adventures. You'll get a cuddly dildo toy, as well as a newsletter, documenting your dildo's life.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

You can ride my cock for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go in your car amd use your gear knob as a real queenie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a man they’re better....

Well sometimes they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can help you with that do my bit for charity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a man they’re better....

Well sometimes they are

"
pick me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a massive quilt in the washing machine on a fast spin cycle and climb aboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a man they’re better....

Well sometimes they are

pick me "

Pick him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a battery powe_ed toothbrosh?

Check for signs of toothpaste first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've searched all crooks and nannys in my house and it appears that I do not actually own a vibrator.... please send £2 to help me through this dry spell

I do not recommend putting two £1 coins up your pussy XXX"

You’d have to wait for change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"VibeAid 2018.

You could sponsor a KingDong for just £2 a month. You'll get regular updates on your dildos adventures. You'll get a cuddly dildo toy, as well as a newsletter, documenting your dildo's life. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got a battery powe_ed toothbrosh?

Check for signs of toothpaste first."
at least she'll taste minty fresh

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"VibeAid 2018.

You could sponsor a KingDong for just £2 a month. You'll get regular updates on your dildos adventures. You'll get a cuddly dildo toy, as well as a newsletter, documenting your dildo's life. "

^^^^^^^^^. PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a cucumber it's cheaper "

And ready protected!

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Put you mobi on silent vibrate, give me the number, and put it in your panties...

I'll sort you out

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Oh.. but don't answer...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"VibeAid 2018.

You could sponsor a KingDong for just £2 a month. You'll get regular updates on your dildos adventures. You'll get a cuddly dildo toy, as well as a newsletter, documenting your dildo's life. "

I fricken love you.... so funny, thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen banana, lovely upwardly curving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can pic one up from the pound shop..... and they cost £1 before you ask

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I've searched all crooks and nannys in my house and it appears that I do not actually own a vibrator.... please send £2 to help me through this dry spell "

Shit I would love to help out but your miles away. No vibrator but have an excellent mouth,well at least Mrs tells me I have a big mouth in that I never shut up.

Ok I'm crap I'll probably shoot my load before you but I give a good foot massage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've searched all crooks and nannys in my house and it appears that I do not actually own a vibrator.... please send £2 to help me through this dry spell "

What you got a slot machine lol

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