FabSwingers.com forum: Cheer me up!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need a giggle or a huggle or just a kind word ... Please cheer me up ... Bad jokes much appreciated

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh im the best at huggles!!! So I’m giving you the biggest and bestest huggle ever!!!

I’m rubbish at jokes sorry!!

Mwah... mwah...mwah xxxxxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright sexy !

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Alright sexy !

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!"

That's brill

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh im the best at huggles!!! So I’m giving you the biggest and bestest huggle ever!!!

I’m rubbish at jokes sorry!!

Mwah... mwah...mwah xxxxxx

Thank you ... xxxx

Anything is helpful at the moment... Fucking life eh????!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent cheery pm

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a giggle or a huggle or just a kind word ... Please cheer me up ... Bad jokes much appreciated

((hugs)) it’s lovely to see you again, sorry to hear you’re in need of cheer today — here’s some

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *winginggentMan
over a year ago

chingford

"I need a giggle or a huggle or just a kind word ... Please cheer me up ... Bad jokes much appreciated

Im reading a great book on Anti Gravity.

I can't put it down??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh im the best at huggles!!! So I’m giving you the biggest and bestest huggle ever!!!

I’m rubbish at jokes sorry!!

Mwah... mwah...mwah xxxxxx

Thank you ... xxxx

Anything is helpful at the moment... Fucking life eh????!!!!

Yep fucking life can be mega shit.... but it won’t stay like this for long... we have to remain positive and all that shit!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Always got a spare hug of support x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alright sexy !

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!"

Haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents!"

Groan!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thanks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sent cheery pm

I'll have a look in a minute

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *yd Charisse 10Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

2 teddy bear in a airing cupboard which one is in the army

the one on the tank

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a giggle or a huggle or just a kind word ... Please cheer me up ... Bad jokes much appreciated

((hugs)) it’s lovely to see you again, sorry to hear you’re in need of cheer today — here’s some

Thanks Estella ... x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a giggle or a huggle or just a kind word ... Please cheer me up ... Bad jokes much appreciated

Im reading a great book on Anti Gravity.

I can't put it down??"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A drummer, sick of jokes about how stupid drummers are, decides he wants to be a guitarist.

So he walks into the shop and asks the guy for his most expensive Flying V guitar, 8 capos of asorted colours, 2 guitar cases one for day time one for night time, 20 sets of strings and the complete AC/DC tablature book.

The man looks at him and says "You're a drummer aren't you?"

And the drummer says "yeah, how did you guess?"

And the man says

"This is a Chip Shop".

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it!"

Groan that's an oldie (but goodie)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PM sent with pictures which should really cheer you up (hint, they are not cock pics

)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always got a spare hug of support x"

Thank you so much x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Who was the first ever guy in a car?

Moses, he came over the hill in a Triumph

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 teddy bear in a airing cupboard which one is in the army

the one on the tank "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A drummer, sick of jokes about how stupid drummers are, decides he wants to be a guitarist.

The man looks at him and says "You're a drummer aren't you?"

And the drummer says "yeah, how did you guess?"

And the man says

"This is a Chip Shop".

Hahahaha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PM sent with pictures which should really cheer you up (hint, they are not cock pics

I'll check it out in a minute x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm still giggling at Anna 1, Anna 2

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still giggling at Anna 1, Anna 2 "

That’s a good one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who was the first ever guy in a car?

Moses, he came over the hill in a Triumph

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Whats born to succeed?

A budgie with no beak.

*I'll get me coat.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying."

This made me laugh out loud for the first time today ... Thank you so much xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whats born to succeed?

A budgie with no beak.

*I'll get me coat....."

Still love it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milkman is doing his Christmas deliveries...big blonde opens her door, see through teddy and stunning lingerie on, invites him in and takes him through to kitchen where a full english is sitting waiting for him.

He laps it up when she then proceeds to lead him by the hand upstairs for the most amazing sex he has ever had, afterwards she takes him back downstairs and hand him a £5..he asks whats all this for?..

She replies the breakfast was my idea, and when i said to my husband you where due your Christmas bonus he told me just to give you a £5 and fuck him!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Barry White? Is Cilla Black? Sure makes Stevie Wonder.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.

This made me laugh out loud for the first time today ... Thank you so much xx"

You’re more than welcome xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milkman is doing his Christmas deliveries...big blonde opens her door, see through teddy and stunning lingerie on, invites him in and takes him through to kitchen where a full english is sitting waiting for him.

She replies the breakfast was my idea, and when i said to my husband you where due your Christmas bonus he told me just to give you a £5 and fuck him!!!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is Barry White? Is Cilla Black? Sure makes Stevie Wonder."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.

This made me laugh out loud for the first time today ... Thank you so much xx

You’re more than welcome xx"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Barry White? Is Cilla Black? Sure makes Stevie Wonder.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a giggle or a huggle or just a kind word ... Please cheer me up ... Bad jokes much appreciated

Sending big hugs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a giggle or a huggle or just a kind word ... Please cheer me up ... Bad jokes much appreciated

Sending big hugs

Thank you ... Hugs always welcome

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. Doc says

Can you describe the symptoms to me?

Yes says the biker

.Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Whats born to succeed?

A budgie with no beak.

*I'll get me coat....."

I don't get it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats born to succeed?

A budgie with no beak.

*I'll get me coat.....

I don't get it"

Suck seed

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. Doc says

Can you describe the symptoms to me?

Yes says the biker

.Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Whats born to succeed?

A budgie with no beak.

*I'll get me coat.....

I don't get it

Suck seed"

Oh thankyou I get it now.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats born to succeed?

A budgie with no beak.

*I'll get me coat.....

I don't get it

Suck seed

Oh thankyou I get it now."

Happy to help

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

This song more than any cheers me up if I need it. It’s it’s ridiculous, and very silly, but it always makes me smile.

There’s a fashion crisis in New York apparently...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex5H5YgV7LU

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This song more than any cheers me up if I need it. It’s it’s ridiculous, and very silly, but it always makes me smile.

There’s a fashion crisis in New York apparently...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex5H5YgV7LU"

Will have to watch this later but thanks x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Whats born to succeed?

A budgie with no beak.

*I'll get me coat.....

I don't get it

Suck seed

Oh thankyou I get it now.

Happy to help

I'm a bit dim at time's I need thing's explaining to me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy goes to doctor with manhood problems, he tells the doctor he has been seeing prostitutes and not using protection, doctor asks to see his cock, he takes down his trousers and pants, Oh my god says the doctor....is all swollen, black and green puss dripping from it, doctor says there is nothing i can do for it im afraid....its going to have to be cut off...

Fuck of says the man....no way are you cutting it of, i want a second opinion, so he goes to see an indian doctor with a good reputation...he explains what has happened previously and says the doctor has told him it has to be cut off....show me it the doctor says

Fucking hell sir it is bad he says on seeing it, he lifts it up, squeezes is and tells him that it doesn't have to be cut off, Thank god for that replies the man i knew it....

No says the doctor....give it one more week and it will FALL off itself!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumph650Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!! ??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guy goes to doctor with manhood problems, he tells the doctor he has been seeing prostitutes and not using protection, doctor asks to see his cock, he takes down his trousers and pants, Oh my god says the doctor....is all swollen, black and green puss dripping from it, doctor says there is nothing i can do for it im afraid....its going to have to be cut off...

Fucking hell sir it is bad he says on seeing it, he lifts it up, squeezes is and tells him that it doesn't have to be cut off, Thank god for that replies the man i knew it....

No says the doctor....give it one more week and it will FALL off itself!!!"

Brilliant!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!! ??"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work in a shoe recycling. It was sole destroying

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.

Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?

Because she kept running from the ball!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Job done

Now suck it up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had of bit of bad day could do with hug

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats born to succeed?

A budgie with no beak.

*I'll get me coat.....

I don't get it

Suck seed"

Never a good sign

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got blocked by a single guy because we DID reply to his message. I think that's funny

Friendly hug too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave is at work when his mate jim says ...you coming to watch england at football tomorrow, No dave replies, you know what my wife is like...she gives me a load of verbal and makes my life a misery if i go to football. Jim says do what i do then, on matchday...i go upstairs get my gear on , scarf around the neck, money and ticket in my pocket, i then go downstairs, mine starts her moaning too, i then grab her put her over my lap, spank her bum and tell her im the MAN of the house and im going to the footie...she doesn't resist.

Dave says ok i will do it, i will see you at the match tomorrow.

Monday at work he goes in and right away JIM shouts him over...what happened you never made it...to chicken to try...No says dave. I did exactly what you said.

I went upstairs, got ready. Went to go out and she started on me...so i grabbed her and pulled her to my lap, lifted her short skirt up, pulled down her silky black thong and proceeded to spank her perky bum cheeks...and it was at this point that i thought....FUCK it....ENGLAND aint playing all that well to miss out on fun like this!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Little boy in the bath with his mum. "What's that furry thing?"

Mum. "That's my sponge son."

Little boy. "I thought so. The baby sitter was using hers the other day all over dad's face."

Mr2

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to work in a shoe recycling. It was sole destroying

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.

Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?

Because she kept running from the ball!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Job done

Now suck it up

Bully

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"had of bit of bad day could do with hug

Huge one coming atcha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dave is at work when his mate jim says ...you coming to watch england at football tomorrow, No dave replies, you know what my wife is like...she gives me a load of verbal and makes my life a misery if i go to football. Jim says do what i do then, on matchday...i go upstairs get my gear on , scarf around the neck, money and ticket in my pocket, i then go downstairs, mine starts her moaning too, i then grab her put her over my lap, spank her bum and tell her im the MAN of the house and im going to the footie...she doesn't resist.

Dave says ok i will do it, i will see you at the match tomorrow.

Monday at work he goes in and right away JIM shouts him over...what happened you never made it...to chicken to try...No says dave. I did exactly what you said.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Little boy in the bath with his mum. "What's that furry thing?"

Mum. "That's my sponge son."

Little boy. "I thought so. The baby sitter was using hers the other day all over dad's face."

Mr2

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumph650Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because my dick got stuck in the chicken!!

HIS I meant his dick !!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've decided to stop masturbating...since then I've not really felt myself.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread