FabSwingers.com forum: Losing your virginity

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Ladies and Gents, Do you remember your first time with happy memories or was it a disaster and you wished you had lost it to someone else or waited longer ?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

havnt lost mine yet

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"havnt lost mine yet

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cough cough cough cough, ive just joked on my king prawn chilli balti !!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"havnt lost mine yet

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ps would you like to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes and for a hasty teenage fumble it weren't bad - it got much much better after that

Wolf

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

In my car with both seats reclined. It was with a girl from my village and let`s say I should have known better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"havnt lost mine yet

wow thats amazing neither have I

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"havnt lost mine yet

wow thats amazing neither have I

OMG can you believe that, we have so much in common

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"havnt lost mine yet

wow thats amazing neither have I

OMG can you believe that, we have so much in common

OMG the 3 Virgin Musketeers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"havnt lost mine yet

wow thats amazing neither have I

OMG can you believe that, we have so much in common

Its because we are so careful about where we put things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"havnt lost mine yet

wow thats amazing neither have I

OMG can you believe that, we have so much in common

OMG the 3 Virgin Musketeers"

What you havnt misplaced yours either , good we are good

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"havnt lost mine yet

wow thats amazing neither have I

OMG can you believe that, we have so much in common

Its because we are so careful about where we put things

Whats virginity

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My most vivid recollection, was blondie playing on the record player ( atomic) yep that dates my first experience, and the over riding sense of nerves, 'm not sure waiting would have helped. Now if blondie would have been there..

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"havnt lost mine yet

wow thats amazing neither have I

OMG can you believe that, we have so much in common

OMG the 3 Virgin Musketeers

What you havnt misplaced yours either , good we are good

And what is this thing alcohol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its because we are so careful about where we put things

me too... it were in the girl with the biggest boobs

Wolf

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"havnt lost mine yet

wow thats amazing neither have I

OMG can you believe that, we have so much in common

Its because we are so careful about where we put things

oh deffo, you never know where some things have been

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm sitting 5 feet away from the person I lost my virginity with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"havnt lost mine yet

wow thats amazing neither have I

OMG can you believe that, we have so much in common

OMG the 3 Virgin Musketeers

What you havnt misplaced yours either , good we are good

And what is this thing alcohol?"

Dunno never heard of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sitting 5 feet away from the person I lost my virginity with

awww thats really sweet

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"havnt lost mine yet

wow thats amazing neither have I

OMG can you believe that, we have so much in common

OMG the 3 Virgin Musketeers

What you havnt misplaced yours either , good we are good

And what is this thing alcohol?

Dunno never heard of it

if you ever find out what it is, can you let me know as well ...ta muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the way home from a club with a married woman about 15 years older than me.... Was very d*unk, but aparently quite good. Should have waited though.....

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I'm sitting 5 feet away from the person I lost my virginity with

awww thats really sweet

and we can still remember the exact date

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I'm sitting 5 feet away from the person I lost my virginity with

awww thats really sweet

and we can still remember the exact date

So can I

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm sitting 5 feet away from the person I lost my virginity with

awww thats really sweet

and we can still remember the exact date

awww that is so sweet

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"havnt lost mine yet

wow thats amazing neither have I

OMG can you believe that, we have so much in common

OMG the 3 Virgin Musketeers

What you havnt misplaced yours either , good we are good

And what is this thing alcohol?

Dunno never heard of it

if you ever find out what it is, can you let me know as well ...ta muchly

Makes you happy and cheeky and sad and happy and pissed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little single bed, right time, wrong guy, but making up for it these days

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I'm sitting 5 feet away from the person I lost my virginity with

awww thats really sweet

and we can still remember the exact date

So can I"

you're more than 5 feet away from me - how do you know where/when lol??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"havnt lost mine yet

wow thats amazing neither have I

OMG can you believe that, we have so much in common

OMG the 3 Virgin Musketeers

What you havnt misplaced yours either , good we are good

And what is this thing alcohol?

Dunno never heard of it

if you ever find out what it is, can you let me know as well ...ta muchly

I actually lol then

cos you only like the cola dont you

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"havnt lost mine yet

wow thats amazing neither have I

OMG can you believe that, we have so much in common

OMG the 3 Virgin Musketeers

What you havnt misplaced yours either , good we are good

And what is this thing alcohol?

Dunno never heard of it

if you ever find out what it is, can you let me know as well ...ta muchly

Makes you happy and cheeky and sad and happy and pissed lol"

oh can i miss the sad bit out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sitting 5 feet away from the person I lost my virginity with

awww thats really sweet

and we can still remember the exact date

So can I

you're more than 5 feet away from me - how do you know where/when lol??"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"havnt lost mine yet

wow thats amazing neither have I

OMG can you believe that, we have so much in common

OMG the 3 Virgin Musketeers

What you havnt misplaced yours either , good we are good

And what is this thing alcohol?

Dunno never heard of it

if you ever find out what it is, can you let me know as well ...ta muchly

Makes you happy and cheeky and sad and happy and pissed lol

oh can i miss the sad bit out

Of course xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I'm sitting 5 feet away from the person I lost my virginity with

awww thats really sweet

and we can still remember the exact date

So can I

you're more than 5 feet away from me - how do you know where/when lol??"

My lips are sealed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"havnt lost mine yet

wow thats amazing neither have I

OMG can you believe that, we have so much in common

OMG the 3 Virgin Musketeers

What you havnt misplaced yours either , good we are good

And what is this thing alcohol?

Dunno never heard of it

if you ever find out what it is, can you let me know as well ...ta muchly

Makes you happy and cheeky and sad and happy and pissed lol

oh can i miss the sad bit out

I best miss the cheeky bit out

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I'm sitting 5 feet away from the person I lost my virginity with

awww thats really sweet

and we can still remember the exact date

So can I

you're more than 5 feet away from me - how do you know where/when lol??

and I know you weren't there unless you are my sister-in-law and were spying on us pmsl

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I'm sitting 5 feet away from the person I lost my virginity with

awww thats really sweet

and we can still remember the exact date

So can I

you're more than 5 feet away from me - how do you know where/when lol??

My lips are sealed lol"

they weren't that night

oppps am I sayingb too much now? lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"havnt lost mine yet

wow thats amazing neither have I

OMG can you believe that, we have so much in common

OMG the 3 Virgin Musketeers

What you havnt misplaced yours either , good we are good

And what is this thing alcohol?

Dunno never heard of it

if you ever find out what it is, can you let me know as well ...ta muchly

Makes you happy and cheeky and sad and happy and pissed lol

oh can i miss the sad bit out

I best miss the cheeky bit out

Stops you making an arse of yourself

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I'm sitting 5 feet away from the person I lost my virginity with

awww thats really sweet

and we can still remember the exact date

So can I

you're more than 5 feet away from me - how do you know where/when lol??

My lips are sealed lol

they weren't that night

oppps am I sayingb too much now? lol"

Oh you said you would never tell

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I'm sitting 5 feet away from the person I lost my virginity with

awww thats really sweet

and we can still remember the exact date

So can I

you're more than 5 feet away from me - how do you know where/when lol??

My lips are sealed lol

they weren't that night

oppps am I sayingb too much now? lol

Oh you said you would never tell

now my lips are sealed

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm sitting 5 feet away from the person I lost my virginity with

awww thats really sweet

and we can still remember the exact date

So can I

you're more than 5 feet away from me - how do you know where/when lol??

My lips are sealed lol

they weren't that night

oppps am I sayingb too much now? lol

Oh you said you would never tell

now my lips are sealed

i'll bribe ya with a walnut whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"havnt lost mine yet

wow thats amazing neither have I

OMG can you believe that, we have so much in common

OMG the 3 Virgin Musketeers

What you havnt misplaced yours either , good we are good

And what is this thing alcohol?

Dunno never heard of it

if you ever find out what it is, can you let me know as well ...ta muchly

Makes you happy and cheeky and sad and happy and pissed lol

oh can i miss the sad bit out

I best miss the cheeky bit out

Stops you making an arse of yourself

Oi i will have you know ive got a sexy arse or so the OH says hmmmm maybe thats cos he wants to get in it

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I'm sitting 5 feet away from the person I lost my virginity with

awww thats really sweet

and we can still remember the exact date

So can I

you're more than 5 feet away from me - how do you know where/when lol??

My lips are sealed lol

they weren't that night

oppps am I sayingb too much now? lol

Oh you said you would never tell

now my lips are sealed

i'll bribe ya with a walnut whip

make it 2 and I'll tell you everything

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

haha pet jet does anal

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm sitting 5 feet away from the person I lost my virginity with

awww thats really sweet

and we can still remember the exact date

So can I

you're more than 5 feet away from me - how do you know where/when lol??

My lips are sealed lol

they weren't that night

oppps am I sayingb too much now? lol

Oh you said you would never tell

now my lips are sealed

i'll bribe ya with a walnut whip

make it 2 and I'll tell you everything

your on have a 3pack here

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"haha pet jet does anal

shall I check her out next time I drive through Sutton?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I'm sitting 5 feet away from the person I lost my virginity with

awww thats really sweet

and we can still remember the exact date

So can I

you're more than 5 feet away from me - how do you know where/when lol??

My lips are sealed lol

they weren't that night

oppps am I sayingb too much now? lol

Oh you said you would never tell

now my lips are sealed

i'll bribe ya with a walnut whip

make it 2 and I'll tell you everything

your on have a 3pack here

I give you every last detail including the gory bits for all three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

well he gives it but def doesnt take it

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

your on you can have all 3

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

Lana backwards

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

i dunno, im a virgin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

Lana backwards

Turner?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

Lana backwards

Turner?"

you have to sometimes

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

Lana backwards

Turner?

you have to sometimes

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

i dunno, im a virgin lol

as am I hun xxx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

Hun sometimes mine almosts heals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

awww why whats confused you tell me and I will explain

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

A she's easily confused, didn;t know that privets were green

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

awww why whats confused you tell me and I will explain

sits in corner waiting explaination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

awww why whats confused you tell me and I will explain

why should the size of an aircraft affect the way you open the back door? we just use a key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

A she's easily confused, didn;t know that privets were green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

awww why whats confused you tell me and I will explain

why should the size of an aircraft affect the way you open the back door? we just use a key

Im stumped dont know what to say

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

A she's easily confused, didn;t know that privets were green

blimey, are you sure?

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

haha when i lost mine... it was quite a romantic setting, not!!!

me and about 5 mates were young (13 or 14ish) we met 2 girls out of orcestral music thingy they where doing, we took them to a local factory we'd been to before a few times, to chill and drink and smoke... we all shagged them both loads all night long, i lost my vaginity on an office floor, on a head full of acid... with 5 mates shouting woop woop do her daz

was very romantic lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

Oh hun, do you fancy being the 4th Musketeer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

That reminds me to double bolt the rear entry... It ain't happening

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

A she's easily confused, didn;t know that privets were green

blimey, are you sure?"

Didn't even knwo what a privet was till I mentioned it on conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

Oh hun, do you fancy being the 4th Musketeer?"

Yep sure... what do I get to ride?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

hiya didnt see you there sorry , you after a good poke are you think you on wrong site from what I keep seeing this one is all full of fakes and time wasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

A she's easily confused, didn;t know that privets were green

blimey, are you sure?

Didn't even knwo what a privet was till I mentioned it on conversation "

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Virginity refers to the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Virginity refers to the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse"

ahhh...whats that

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

A she's easily confused, didn;t know that privets were green

blimey, are you sure?

Didn't even knwo what a privet was till I mentioned it on conversation

there is no hope for some lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

A she's easily confused, didn;t know that privets were green

blimey, are you sure?

Didn't even knwo what a privet was till I mentioned it on conversation

there is no hope for some lol"

hey I get told that a lot dont understand why

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Virginity refers to the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse

ahhh...whats that

Sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, commonly refers to the act in which a male's penis enters a female's vagina for the purposes of sexual pleasure or reproduction.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

A she's easily confused, didn;t know that privets were green

blimey, are you sure?

Didn't even knwo what a privet was till I mentioned it on conversation

there is no hope for some lol

hey I get told that a lot dont understand why

Hell I feel like a biology teacher with Ms A

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Virginity refers to the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse

ahhh...whats that

Sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, commonly refers to the act in which a male's penis enters a female's vagina for the purposes of sexual pleasure or reproduction."

And don't you dare ask what a penis or a vagina is

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Virginity refers to the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse

ahhh...whats that

Sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, commonly refers to the act in which a male's penis enters a female's vagina for the purposes of sexual pleasure or reproduction."

you mean a good ole shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Virginity refers to the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse

ahhh...whats that

Sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, commonly refers to the act in which a male's penis enters a female's vagina for the purposes of sexual pleasure or reproduction."

see thats why i am a virgin I got no oven

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Virginity refers to the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse

ahhh...whats that

Sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, commonly refers to the act in which a male's penis enters a female's vagina for the purposes of sexual pleasure or reproduction.

And don't you dare ask what a penis or a vagina is"

know what they are... but what is copulation and coitus

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

A she's easily confused, didn;t know that privets were green

blimey, are you sure?

Didn't even knwo what a privet was till I mentioned it on conversation

there is no hope for some lol

hey I get told that a lot dont understand why

I know you have spent part of your life in Basildon, you can't be that innocent pmsl

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Virginity refers to the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse

ahhh...whats that

Sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, commonly refers to the act in which a male's penis enters a female's vagina for the purposes of sexual pleasure or reproduction.

you mean a good ole shag

Got it in one girl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Virginity refers to the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse

ahhh...whats that

Sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, commonly refers to the act in which a male's penis enters a female's vagina for the purposes of sexual pleasure or reproduction.

you mean a good ole shag

I love a good shag .... pile carpet so soft on your feet

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Virginity refers to the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse

ahhh...whats that

Sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, commonly refers to the act in which a male's penis enters a female's vagina for the purposes of sexual pleasure or reproduction.

you mean a good ole shag

I love a good shag .... pile carpet so soft on your feet

esp when its cream

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

See above

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Virginity refers to the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse

ahhh...whats that

Sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, commonly refers to the act in which a male's penis enters a female's vagina for the purposes of sexual pleasure or reproduction.

you mean a good ole shag

Got it in one girl lol"

my grandad used to smoke 'old shag' is that the same thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

A she's easily confused, didn;t know that privets were green

blimey, are you sure?

Didn't even knwo what a privet was till I mentioned it on conversation

there is no hope for some lol

hey I get told that a lot dont understand why

I know you have spent part of your life in Basildon, you can't be that innocent pmsl"

Hey I aint no essex bird i just landed here innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Virginity refers to the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse

ahhh...whats that

Sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, commonly refers to the act in which a male's penis enters a female's vagina for the purposes of sexual pleasure or reproduction.

you mean a good ole shag

I love a good shag .... pile carpet so soft on your feet

esp when its cream

mmmmm cream lovely

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

A she's easily confused, didn;t know that privets were green

blimey, are you sure?

Didn't even knwo what a privet was till I mentioned it on conversation

there is no hope for some lol

hey I get told that a lot dont understand why

I know you have spent part of your life in Basildon, you can't be that innocent pmsl

Hey I aint no essex bird i just landed here innit

lmao - and you wasn't ejucated while you was landed?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Sam ... we sorry we have taken over your thread and you had went poff and dissapeared

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

And I am just an innocent Lancashire Lass

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Sam ... we sorry we have taken over your thread and you had went poff and dissapeared

has there been another hijack?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Sam ... we sorry we have taken over your thread and you had went poff and dissapeared

has there been another hijack?"

Take me to your leader

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Sam ... we sorry we have taken over your thread and you had went poff and dissapeared

has there been another hijack?

Take me to your leader"

im here, what you want

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Sam ... we sorry we have taken over your thread and you had went poff and dissapeared

has there been another hijack?

Take me to your leader

im here, what you want

Large Vodka and Cock please, Ice and Lemon

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Sam ... we sorry we have taken over your thread and you had went poff and dissapeared

has there been another hijack?

Take me to your leader

im here, what you want

Large Vodka and Cock please, Ice and Lemon

Oops, Coke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

A she's easily confused, didn;t know that privets were green

blimey, are you sure?

Didn't even knwo what a privet was till I mentioned it on conversation

there is no hope for some lol

hey I get told that a lot dont understand why

I know you have spent part of your life in Basildon, you can't be that innocent pmsl

Hey I aint no essex bird i just landed here innit

lmao - and you wasn't ejucated while you was landed?"

nope

I leave being ejucated for when Im in Sutton they well posh that end hmmm or is it they just well common round here i dunno innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/11/11 22:13:55]

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Sam ... we sorry we have taken over your thread and you had went poff and dissapeared

has there been another hijack?

Take me to your leader

im here, what you want

Large Vodka and Cock please, Ice and Lemon

coming right up, do you want that in apint glass

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Sam ... we sorry we have taken over your thread and you had went poff and dissapeared

has there been another hijack?

Take me to your leader

im here, what you want

Large Vodka and Cock please, Ice and Lemon

coming right up, do you want that in apint glass

Is there any other size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a VERY late starter with sex. 24 with a guy (well I HAD to try it) and 30 with a woman. Not horrible with the guy just 'not right'. Fantastic with the woman, wish I'd 'cottoned on' sooner!!!!!

Hippo x

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"haha pet jet does anal

whats anal?

isnt it when something has to be done properly or not at all

I thought it was sneaking in the back door when the front door was locked

yeah well my back door is staying locked I know how big Jet is and makes me eyes water just thinking about it

I'm a simple bloke and getting awfully confused now

A she's easily confused, didn;t know that privets were green

blimey, are you sure?

Didn't even knwo what a privet was till I mentioned it on conversation

there is no hope for some lol

hey I get told that a lot dont understand why

I know you have spent part of your life in Basildon, you can't be that innocent pmsl

Hey I aint no essex bird i just landed here innit

lmao - and you wasn't ejucated while you was landed?

nope

I leave being ejucated for when Im in Sutton they well posh that end hmmm or is it they just well common round here i dunno innit

saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sam ... we sorry we have taken over your thread and you had went poff and dissapeared

has there been another hijack?

Take me to your leader

im here, what you want

Large Vodka and Cock please, Ice and Lemon

coming right up, do you want that in apint glass

Is there any other size"

Can i have a vodka red bull pwetty pwease

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Sam ... we sorry we have taken over your thread and you had went poff and dissapeared

has there been another hijack?

Take me to your leader

im here, what you want

Large Vodka and Cock please, Ice and Lemon

coming right up, do you want that in apint glass

Is there any other size"

WELL no

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?"

She told me she was related to her Maj

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Sam ... we sorry we have taken over your thread and you had went poff and dissapeared

has there been another hijack?

Take me to your leader

im here, what you want

Large Vodka and Cock please, Ice and Lemon

coming right up, do you want that in apint glass

Is there any other size

WELL no

Specially for the cock lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Sam ... we sorry we have taken over your thread and you had went poff and dissapeared

has there been another hijack?

Take me to your leader

im here, what you want

Large Vodka and Cock please, Ice and Lemon

coming right up, do you want that in apint glass

Is there any other size

Can i have a vodka red bull pwetty pwease

you can have the voddy but no red bull, canny stand the smell of the stuff

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj"

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a VERY late starter with sex. 24 with a guy (well I HAD to try it) and 30 with a woman. Not horrible with the guy just 'not right'. Fantastic with the woman, wish I'd 'cottoned on' sooner!!!!!

Hippo x"

I couldn't have waited any longer, could I, lol! I regret none of my experiences and all my memories are good ones.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I was a VERY late starter with sex. 24 with a guy (well I HAD to try it) and 30 with a woman. Not horrible with the guy just 'not right'. Fantastic with the woman, wish I'd 'cottoned on' sooner!!!!!

Hippo x

I couldn't have waited any longer, could I, lol! I regret none of my experiences and all my memories are good ones.

Seriously that is so good, and yes can say you lost your virginity twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl "

Oi you pair I am here you know

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl "

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

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By *obblybitsCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

I was very young, way too young. I was baby sitting and I took my boyfriend with me. the lady I babysat for was very hippyfree and when she got home she let us shear a splif she was smoking so as soon as she went to bed we got a little randy. however the first time I had sex when it counted was in the park in the town center under a bridge in a bush, I love doing it outside, just a shame hubby does not feel the same..

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

honestly Her Maj hasn't said a word to any of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

I did wonder why my arse was on fire thought it was the curry but maybe not

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

I did wonder why my arse was on fire thought it was the curry but maybe not

See hoisted by her own petard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

I did wonder why my arse was on fire thought it was the curry but maybe not

See hoisted by her own petard

whats a petard , is that like a dog with a hard on

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

I did wonder why my arse was on fire thought it was the curry but maybe not

See hoisted by her own petard

whats a petard , is that like a dog with a hard on

now where did I put that lube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

I did wonder why my arse was on fire thought it was the curry but maybe not

See hoisted by her own petard

whats a petard , is that like a dog with a hard on

now where did I put that lube?"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

I did wonder why my arse was on fire thought it was the curry but maybe not

See hoisted by her own petard

whats a petard , is that like a dog with a hard on

now where did I put that lube?

With you arse a gerbil

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

I did wonder why my arse was on fire thought it was the curry but maybe not

See hoisted by her own petard

whats a petard , is that like a dog with a hard on

now where did I put that lube?

With you arse a gerbil

do they bite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

I did wonder why my arse was on fire thought it was the curry but maybe not

See hoisted by her own petard

whats a petard , is that like a dog with a hard on

now where did I put that lube?

With you arse a gerbil

dont even go there

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

I did wonder why my arse was on fire thought it was the curry but maybe not

See hoisted by her own petard

whats a petard , is that like a dog with a hard on

now where did I put that lube?

With you arse a gerbil

do they bite?

only on the way out

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/11/11 22:37:15]

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

I did wonder why my arse was on fire thought it was the curry but maybe not

See hoisted by her own petard

whats a petard , is that like a dog with a hard on

now where did I put that lube?

With you arse a gerbil

dont even go there

Opps sorry shouted at you

With Gerald the gerbil am going nowhere near your arse

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

I did wonder why my arse was on fire thought it was the curry but maybe not

See hoisted by her own petard

whats a petard , is that like a dog with a hard on

now where did I put that lube?

With you arse a gerbil

do they bite?

only on the way out

sounds like we have gone a full circle back to bums being on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine was very memorable for all the wrong reasons... if i could do it again i SOOOOOOO would.

I wouldnt be d*unk and wouldnt have shouter 'your fucking my virgin cunt you filthy bastard'

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

I did wonder why my arse was on fire thought it was the curry but maybe not

See hoisted by her own petard

whats a petard , is that like a dog with a hard on

now where did I put that lube?

With you arse a gerbil

do they bite?

only on the way out

sounds like we have gone a full circle back to bums being on fire "

burning rings of fire

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

lol oh my god, i just choked on my jack daniels.. first time in the forums tonight, i should of come here before.. nice one lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"lol oh my god, i just choked on my jack daniels.. first time in the forums tonight, i should of come here before.. nice one lol"

welcome to the forums, make sure the sealtbelt is fasten, your on a roller coaster now

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"lol oh my god, i just choked on my jack daniels.. first time in the forums tonight, i should of come here before.. nice one lol"

Oh a virgin poster, come into our parlour, lie back and think of gerbils

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

"lol oh my god, i just choked on my jack daniels.. first time in the forums tonight, i should of come here before.. nice one lol

welcome to the forums, make sure the sealtbelt is fasten, your on a roller coaster now

well thankyou for he welcome. Ive not been on a rollercoaster since i went to barry island lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

I did wonder why my arse was on fire thought it was the curry but maybe not

See hoisted by her own petard

whats a petard , is that like a dog with a hard on

now where did I put that lube?

With you arse a gerbil

do they bite?

only on the way out

sounds like we have gone a full circle back to bums being on fire

burning rings of fire

All together now 1 2 3 I turned into a burning ring of fire and it burns burns burns the ring of fire the ring of fire

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

"Oh a virgin poster, come into our parlour, lie back and think of gerbils"

gerbils lol god pass me another drink

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over a year ago

"lol oh my god, i just choked on my jack daniels.. first time in the forums tonight, i should of come here before.. nice one lol"

Hey Pet Mrs A look new meat hiya welcome hope you left your sensible head outside

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"lol oh my god, i just choked on my jack daniels.. first time in the forums tonight, i should of come here before.. nice one lol

welcome to the forums, make sure the sealtbelt is fasten, your on a roller coaster now

well thankyou for he welcome. Ive not been on a rollercoaster since i went to barry island lol"

oh thats nout compared to here

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Oh a virgin poster, come into our parlour, lie back and think of gerbils

gerbils lol god pass me another drink"

We like LARGE ones

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"lol oh my god, i just choked on my jack daniels.. first time in the forums tonight, i should of come here before.. nice one lol

Hey Pet Mrs A look new meat hiya welcome hope you left your sensible head outside

we saw the new meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh a virgin poster, come into our parlour, lie back and think of gerbils

gerbils lol god pass me another drink"

gerbils is nothing wait till Mrs A asks for a straw

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Oh a virgin poster, come into our parlour, lie back and think of gerbils

gerbils lol god pass me another drink

We like LARGE ones"

or extra large

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

"Hey Pet Mrs A look new meat hiya welcome hope you left your sensible head outside

yep, its in a small box, under the stairs, wayyyyy out of sight...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Oh a virgin poster, come into our parlour, lie back and think of gerbils

gerbils lol god pass me another drink

We like LARGE ones

or extra large

Double strength and guaranteed to satisfy all night

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

"We like LARGE ones

or extra large

bummer, im not that large

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

[Removed by poster at 11/11/11 22:48:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Isn't "virginity" some sort of hot drink you purchase on a Richard Branson mode of transport?

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

"[Removed by poster at 11/11/11 22:48:49]"

well i guess that to be seen. will have to try me out lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"We like LARGE ones

or extra large

bummer, im not that large

Define large hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/11/11 22:50:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Pet Mrs A look new meat hiya welcome hope you left your sensible head outside

yep, its in a small box, under the stairs, wayyyyy out of sight..."

good man we dont do sensible in here well not on a Friday night hmmm come to think of it not on a Saturday Sunday Monday tuesday oh you get idea

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

I did wonder why my arse was on fire thought it was the curry but maybe not

See hoisted by her own petard

whats a petard , is that like a dog with a hard on

now where did I put that lube?

With you arse a gerbil

do they bite?

only on the way out

sounds like we have gone a full circle back to bums being on fire

burning rings of fire

All together now 1 2 3 I turned into a burning ring of fire and it burns burns burns the ring of fire the ring of fire

that reminds me we are out for a curry in Wolverhampton tomorrow night

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

I did wonder why my arse was on fire thought it was the curry but maybe not

See hoisted by her own petard

whats a petard , is that like a dog with a hard on

now where did I put that lube?

With you arse a gerbil

do they bite?

only on the way out

sounds like we have gone a full circle back to bums being on fire

burning rings of fire

All together now 1 2 3 I turned into a burning ring of fire and it burns burns burns the ring of fire the ring of fire

that reminds me we are out for a curry in Wolverhampton tomorrow night

Long way to go for a curry?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Isn't "virginity" some sort of hot drink you purchase on a Richard Branson mode of transport?

have you checked the website?

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

"Define large hun?

thats for you lucky ladies to find out.. oh scrub that comment, thats sooo piss poor lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"saaf London posh - you avin a larf?

She told me she was related to her Maj

They are compulsive liars in South London too pmsl

Everyone please note, she's a liar, her stories about me are sooooooooooooooooo false

I did wonder why my arse was on fire thought it was the curry but maybe not

See hoisted by her own petard

whats a petard , is that like a dog with a hard on

now where did I put that lube?

With you arse a gerbil

do they bite?

only on the way out

sounds like we have gone a full circle back to bums being on fire

burning rings of fire

All together now 1 2 3 I turned into a burning ring of fire and it burns burns burns the ring of fire the ring of fire

that reminds me we are out for a curry in Wolverhampton tomorrow night

Long way to go for a curry?"

3 hrs

but it is to celebrate the third aniversary of a mates stag night so it has to be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/11/11 22:50:19]"

Oooooooohhhhh.... what have I just removed?

....I'm such a kinky bitch taking stuff off without realising it

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Isn't "virginity" some sort of hot drink you purchase on a Richard Branson mode of transport?

ahhh so thats what it is, pet was trying to trying to tell me it was copulation or whatever that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define large hun?

thats for you lucky ladies to find out.. oh scrub that comment, thats sooo piss poor lol"

, and whats also piss poor is you got no pics we can perv over bad bad man , we like nice bum shots and torso shots anything else girls

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"[Removed by poster at 11/11/11 22:50:19]

Oooooooohhhhh.... what have I just removed?

....I'm such a kinky bitch taking stuff off without realising it

oh keep going we wont mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Isn't "virginity" some sort of hot drink you purchase on a Richard Branson mode of transport?

have you checked the website?"

Not really... but I was 'familiar' with a TWA tea

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Isn't "virginity" some sort of hot drink you purchase on a Richard Branson mode of transport?

ahhh so thats what it is, pet was trying to trying to tell me it was copulation or whatever that is

So is virginal a gin with everything

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

, and whats also piss poor is you got no pics we can perv over bad bad man , we like nice bum shots and torso shots anything else girls

well i noticed a nice bum shot on your profile.. i love a nice pair of knickers with holdups mmmmm

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

, and whats also piss poor is you got no pics we can perv over bad bad man , we like nice bum shots and torso shots anything else girls

well i noticed a nice bum shot on your profile.. i love a nice pair of knickers with holdups mmmmm"

So whre are yours young man

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"*ahem (((cough)))*

I need someone to poke my virginity out of me... I think it's ruining my life to be honest

i'm still tryin to find out what this "virginity" is

Isn't "virginity" some sort of hot drink you purchase on a Richard Branson mode of transport?

ahhh so thats what it is, pet was trying to trying to tell me it was copulation or whatever that is

So is virginal a gin with everything"

i thought it was vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats like me , hes in same room with me / ive been with him 32 years lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/11/11 22:50:19]

Oooooooohhhhh.... what have I just removed?

....I'm such a kinky bitch taking stuff off without realising it

oh keep going we wont mind

[Removed by poster at 11/11/11 22:57:16]

*removes more clothing*

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By *ong_legs2Couple
over a year ago

essex

i lost mine to jane we've been together ever since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

, and whats also piss poor is you got no pics we can perv over bad bad man , we like nice bum shots and torso shots anything else girls

well i noticed a nice bum shot on your profile.. i love a nice pair of knickers with holdups mmmmm"

thank you , now where are yours its only fair like innit

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

"So whre are yours young man"

my what, my knickers lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"thats like me , hes in same room with me / ive been with him 32 years lol"

we've been married 34 years together nearly (bloomin heck) 37

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"[Removed by poster at 11/11/11 22:50:19]

Oooooooohhhhh.... what have I just removed?

....I'm such a kinky bitch taking stuff off without realising it

oh keep going we wont mind

[Removed by poster at 11/11/11 22:57:16]

*removes more clothing*

oh its getting warm in here now

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"So whre are yours young man

my what, my knickers lol"

Whatever floats ya boat

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