FabSwingers.com forum: Updates that make you laugh

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of the utter crap people put on here .. I've just seen 1 update asking for a job .. nothing to much hard work tho as they have a condition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen someone who asked : who want a sunday facial !

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"Just seen someone who asked : who want a sunday facial ! "

Im assuming there were no cucumber slices involved in that facial ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just seen someone who asked : who want a sunday facial ! "

Another cracker... pm me your tits please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen someone who asked : who want a sunday facial !

Another cracker... pm me your tits please

I bet that one worked though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen someone who asked : who want a sunday facial ! "

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Horny and bored’

Have a wank and tidy the house then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen someone who asked : who want a sunday facial !

Another cracker... pm me your tits please

I bet that one worked though

Did it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Horny and bored’

Have a wank and tidy the house then. "

will remember this when someone messages me that . Thanks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Horny and bored’

Have a wank and tidy the house then.

will remember this when someone messages me that . Thanks lol "

It’s all yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen someone who asked : who want a sunday facial ! "

I had a Sunday facial.felt so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen someone who asked : who want a sunday facial !

Another cracker... pm me your tits please

I bet that one worked though

Did it?"

Only received 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Horny and bored’

Have a wank and tidy the house then. "

I did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just seen someone who asked : who want a sunday facial !

I had a Sunday facial.felt so good

Haha good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Horny and bored’

Have a wank and tidy the house then.

I did

I’m all out of anymore advice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah the ones who saying I’m leaving this site but never do and the following day say what a meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely look through them, but just had a gander and one though I'm sure harmless; could be misinterpreted really badly, like someone missed the memo about what dogging isn't...

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bored in SK2- sniffed& flying high (a bit) anyone else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for a lovely evening, you know who you are.

*looks at right hand*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen someone who asked : who want a sunday facial !

Another cracker... pm me your tits please

I bet that one worked though

Did it?

Only received 7

Snow White will send hers later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen someone who asked : who want a sunday facial !

Another cracker... pm me your tits please

I bet that one worked though

Did it?

Only received 7

Snow White will send hers later"

Looking forward to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to drain me cock!

Or...

Cock needs draining, who's up for it???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to drain me cock!

Or...

Cock needs draining, who's up for it???"

I seen a similar ... Who wants to milk my cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Sorry had to bulk delete my messages, it was over flowing. I’ll have to get a full time secretary in future lol pmsl’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine always make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine always make me laugh. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to drain me cock!

Or...

Cock needs draining, who's up for it???"

Has any woman ever messaged them and said It will be an honour and a privilege to drain your cock.

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By *r n mrs swingCouple
over a year ago

pontefract

I saw one earlier that said got a spare 20 mins who wants to give me a bj!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing funny on mine just tonnes of people wanting meets all politely. Although whats tribbing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that just show

Always nice to see a smile on the face of a silhouette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to drain me cock!

Or...

Cock needs draining, who's up for it???

I seen a similar ... Who wants to milk my cock lol "

Most of my local updates mention a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen someone who asked : who want a sunday facial !

Another cracker... pm me your tits please

I bet that one worked though

Did it?

Only received 7

Seven boobs? Someone only sent one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to drain me cock!

Or...

Cock needs draining, who's up for it???

Has any woman ever messaged them and said It will be an honour and a privilege to drain your cock. "

Tempted to message them and ask.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Normal ones on mine are something along the lines of “No money to renew my site supporter. Who’s buying it for me”

Women and men alike need to take care of themselves. Even when you go out both parties should be ready to pay. If I as a man chose to pay for a drink or something that’s on me. But some people think sex or the notion of it leads to expectations in certain things. That’s not how it works, got to swerve those types asap

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

The ohh I’m fed up and I’m leaving but they never actually do and it’s normally the same old faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normal ones on mine are something along the lines of “No money to renew my site supporter. Who’s buying it for me”

I don’t think you can fit all that in the update section.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or the old ... memberships due to expire can't afford to renew it

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Nothing funny on mine just tonnes of people wanting meets all politely. Although whats tribbing ? "

Only time I have heard of tribbing is when two Women grind into each other,

In a scissors position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot and horny for daddy's cock...who want to suck, fuck and leave?

Such a shame I'm not a dad yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've updated mine especially for the OP.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Hot and horny for daddy's cock...who want to suck, fuck and leave?

Such a shame I'm not a dad yet

Its the leaving part that puts me off, I've never been a fuck an go type of guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen 'can accommodate for an hour, who's up for a quickie' before..

The wife must have gone out shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing funny on mine just tonnes of people wanting meets all politely. Although whats tribbing ?

Only time I have heard of tribbing is when two Women grind into each other,

In a scissors position "

Ah I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love seeing the updates!!

Funny 1s especially

Crude 1s

Not so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to empty my throbbing balls

Suck fuck and go

Currently sucking cock..... what and updating your fab status... now that’s talented or a shit blow job

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"I've seen 'can accommodate for an hour, who's up for a quickie' before..

The wife must have gone out shopping

Yeah! If he doesn't even know where his wife is how the hell is he going to find your clit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've updated mine especially for the OP.

Ohhh what a treat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this [whatever weather] makes me horny" regardless of how crap the weather is.

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Not do much laugh as grimace ... smh

"Just found a mates wife on here while he’s away in Iraq. Do i 1. Question her about it and give her the chance to stop. 2. Tell him?"

How about mind your own gd business!

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"I've seen 'can accommodate for an hour, who's up for a quickie' before..

The wife must have gone out shopping

Yeah! If he doesn't even know where his wife is how the hell is he going to find your clit

I just don’t see how you going to manage to have a steamy meet with someone and then clean up the mess all in the space of an hour.

Must be a domestic goddess haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah they're amusing, but cares, let people use the site as they wish. Doesn't affect me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen 'can accommodate for an hour, who's up for a quickie' before..

The wife must have gone out shopping

Yeah! If he doesn't even know where his wife is how the hell is he going to find your clit

I just don’t see how you going to manage to have a steamy meet with someone and then clean up the mess all in the space of an hour.

Must be a domestic goddess haha"

Not appealing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks babe, you know who you are xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Yeah they're amusing, but cares, let people use the site as they wish. Doesn't affect me!"

Doesn't affect any of us..

We're having a bit of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen one a few days ago saying:

Really need someone to come and piss on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This site is gash! GOODBYE!

Yet still here and says something of this effect most weekends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to get verified who wants to meet?

Sure.....cos that's a reason I should meet you

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I have people on my hotlist for the sole purpose of their Updates .. They dont post on forums any more but sodareyou and

coantrimcpl have me laughing daily.

Love reading updates.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or TVs wanting straight guys to come and use there holes lol surly that means there not straight

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Just seen someone who asked : who want a sunday facial !

Another cracker... pm me your tits please

There was a forumite who regularly used to post on the forum ‘send nudes’. He actually got nudes

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Hope thar is nuthing rong with mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Yeah they're amusing, but cares, let people use the site as they wish. Doesn't affect me!"

Thanks for your input.

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By *inky kissersCouple
over a year ago

South East

The ever classic, 'sugar-daddy wanted'

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Just seen someone who asked : who want a sunday facial !

Another cracker... pm me your tits please

Bird watcher obvs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently a regular blow job can keep a man's blood pressure down. I'm not stingy, I want to save lives

Mine when I'm feeling horny.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

on what I see often on peoples stats

is too many fakes on here

another person being sent to an address thats not the members address

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

There was one that made me laugh whenever I saw it, which went:

Bi guy seeks large cock. Can accommodate in Mudchute.

(for the uninitiated Mudchute is in the east end of London)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No pic no chat.. from a blank profile is always a tickler

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"No pic no chat.. from a blank profile is always a tickler "

Maybe it was a statement of the person's ongoing reality?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw one earlier that said got a spare 20 mins who wants to give me a bj!"

Seen one that said working round back of ridings shopping centre got 15 mins before the glue dries lol

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