FabSwingers.com forum: Fake women

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.

I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.

The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am. I want crap sex and none of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you know I'm real cos I broke bread with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also I helped bleed your radiators.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well you know I'm real cos I broke bread with you. "

That is true. But that just makes me think you're in on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am. I want crap sex and none of it!"

I can dial it down and delivery crap sex, send me your number

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.

I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.

The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake."

Can’t please everyone all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.

I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.

The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake.

Can’t please everyone all the time. "

Not with that attitude. You fake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am. I want crap sex and none of it!

I can dial it down and delivery crap sex, send me your number "

I would, but I don't want to.

That way I can complain about timewasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you know I'm real cos I broke bread with you.

That is true. But that just makes me think you're in on it

ah the great fab conspiracy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you shown them your Marvel jim jams though, they might clinch the deal!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you shown them your Marvel jim jams though, they might clinch the deal!? "

Thanks for sharing my number one weopon with everyone

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

i thought this was gonna be a thread about transvestites..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i thought this was gonna be a thread about transvestites..

Don't get me started on transvestites. They are the top of the fake women thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im fake....well bits of me are anyway

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I'm a fake Woman

but only on my other profile

21AndUpForAnything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you shown them your Marvel jim jams though, they might clinch the deal!?

Thanks for sharing my number one weopon with everyone "

You’re welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you make it round here within the hour? I'll do all the fake stuff to make it more realistic.

I won't even message you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you make it round here within the hour? I'll do all the fake stuff to make it more realistic.

I won't even message you

Just send me fake photos please and we'll call it even

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

This one's too clever he sees through us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not everyone is fake.. it just sometimes takes time!! You come across as a lovely guy... it will all fall into place!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I just tuck my wang round the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im actually a trucker called Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just tuck my wang round the back"

Wow how big is it

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I'm not fake ! O gosh just noticed that I am . Dam 5" cock. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you make it round here within the hour? I'll do all the fake stuff to make it more realistic.

I won't even message you

Just send me fake photos please and we'll call it even "

There's 42 fake photos there for you to pretend you've looked at. I can assure you in the fakest way, the private fake photos arent any better. They're also fake.

So it's a bit late now. Can you come round tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you make it round here within the hour? I'll do all the fake stuff to make it more realistic.

I won't even message you

Just send me fake photos please and we'll call it even

There's 42 fake photos there for you to pretend you've looked at. I can assure you in the fakest way, the private fake photos arent any better. They're also fake.

So it's a bit late now. Can you come round tomorrow? "

Fine. But I'll be writing another thread naming and shaming you as a fake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.

I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.

The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake."

but but the veri... was I doing all those things with myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it can be a mix on here. My ex partner has a singles profile, the same as I have. She get 60-70 messages a day, she still has about 100 unread and accumulated since she set up.

If can almost be a full time job, so I do get it, but being a single guy here now is frustrating for me, because as a couple we'd be inundated with messages.

"Not everyone is fake.. it just sometimes takes time!! You come across as a lovely guy... it will all fall into place!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I'd protest vehemently against your statement but I've had a puncture and am slowly deflating as I type...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I can't even get a meet with a fake woman? Fuck, that is depressing. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, the old "All women are fake because I have no social skills and look like Shrek" argument.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah, the old "All women are fake because I have no social skills and look like Shrek" argument."

Yea sure, let's call it that

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Ah, the old "All women are fake because I have no social skills and look like Shrek" argument."

We need that facepalm emoji again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah, the old "All women are fake because I have no social skills and look like Shrek" argument.

We need that facepalm emoji again."

Yes we do

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By *oupleofThingsCouple
over a year ago

London/Ireland/others

"Ah, the old "All women are fake because I have no social skills and look like Shrek" argument.

Yea sure, let's call it that

Fake Shrek

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I just tuck my wang round the back

Wow how big is it"

I hide it in my butt hole

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?

Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Well you know I'm real cos I broke bread with you.

That is true. But that just makes me think you're in on it

Broke bread,what does that mean then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, the old "All women are fake because I have no social skills and look like Shrek" argument."

Nice assumption.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’m as fake as a chav’s Louis Vuitton handbag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well you know I'm real cos I broke bread with you.

That is true. But that just makes me think you're in on it

Broke bread,what does that mean then?"

We met up for dinner one summers day

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I don’t know what’s tickled me more the witty replies or the couple of people that thought it was serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.

I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.

The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake."

Maybe they just don’t want to adore you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.

I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.

The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake.

Maybe they just don’t want to adore you

Impossible!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t know what’s tickled me more the witty replies or the couple of people that thought it was serious

Its the serious ones that always make these threads worth while.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.

I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.

The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake.

Maybe they just don’t want to adore you

Yup. Because they're fake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been accused of being a fake. I don’t know why anyone would pretend to be Frodo

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Have you shown them your Marvel jim jams though, they might clinch the deal!?

Thanks for sharing my number one weopon with everyone "

It would work for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.

I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.

The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake."

it all comes down to stands in the end that's my thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you shown them your Marvel jim jams though, they might clinch the deal!?

Thanks for sharing my number one weopon with everyone

It would work for me

Don't try and tempt me. I know you're fake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.

I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.

The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake.

it all comes down to stands in the end that's my thought

Eh?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Well you know I'm real cos I broke bread with you.

That is true. But that just makes me think you're in on it

Broke bread,what does that mean then?

We met up for dinner one summers day "

Oh right I thought it was literally breaking bread,well I suppose it is over dinner. Yeah ignore me.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Have you shown them your Marvel jim jams though, they might clinch the deal!?

Thanks for sharing my number one weopon with everyone

It would work for me

Don't try and tempt me. I know you're fake "

What gave it away? The hidden profile and no pictures?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.

I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.

The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake."

No its because you contain cake and we are all watching our calorie intake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We dont exist , just like bigfoot we are very illusive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.

I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.

The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake.

No its because you contain cake and we are all watching our calorie intake

I'm sticking with the fake theory

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"We met up for dinner one summers day

Oh right I thought it was literally breaking bread,well I suppose it is over dinner. Yeah ignore me."

That is where the phrase comes from.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I'm fake secretly I'm Tom hardy posing as this ugly tosser for a film role

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I just can’t get someone to lick this fake vagina.

I feel like a leper

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"We met up for dinner one summers day

Oh right I thought it was literally breaking bread,well I suppose it is over dinner. Yeah ignore me.

That is where the phrase comes from."

Yeah just never heard it before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just can’t get someone to lick this fake vagina.

I feel like a leper "

Yea I'm sure that's a real issue for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman on here get a shit load off messages and then we have decided who we wanna fuck we let them know tbh just a waiting game tbh but usually helps if you don’t pressure woman with messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woman on here get a shit load off messages and then we have decided who we wanna fuck we let them know tbh just a waiting game tbh but usually helps if you don’t pressure woman with messages "

How about I just wait for you to message me?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I just can’t get someone to lick this fake vagina.

I feel like a leper "

*volunteers.....

**waves. Pick me, pick me.....

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.

I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.

The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake."

Me and my girl have encountered 3 fake woman in here in a week. Very frustrating to say the least. So now we insist in a phone call or video call before we exchange any pictures. Since then most go quiet or UNLOS lol. Works a treat now haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just can’t get someone to lick this fake vagina.

I feel like a leper

*volunteers.....

**waves. Pick me, pick me.....

Don't bother, she's fake, they all are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fake and so is my wife.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?

Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires

Makes oi chuckle it do.....

Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.

Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.

Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.

Hysterical.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?

Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires

Makes oi chuckle it do.....

Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.

Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.

Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.

Hysterical. "

I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

I can't be fake. Myzzy fully inflates me every night before we go to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a part time fake woman

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Said in my best Pinocchio voice...

"I'm a reeeeeal boy"

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Said in my best Pinocchio voice...

"I'm a reeeeeal boy""

And with that, I have finally turned. And have a couple of really disturbing fetishes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?

Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires

Makes oi chuckle it do.....

Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.

Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.

Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.

Hysterical.

I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not."

I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Said in my best Pinocchio voice...

"I'm a reeeeeal boy"

And with that, I have finally turned. And have a couple of really disturbing fetishes."

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?

Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires

Makes oi chuckle it do.....

Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.

Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.

Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.

Hysterical.

I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not."

That's good advice.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?

Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires

Makes oi chuckle it do.....

Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.

Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.

Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.

Hysterical.

I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.

I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke

I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?

Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires

Makes oi chuckle it do.....

Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.

Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.

Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.

Hysterical.

I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.

I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke

I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.

You can assume everything I say is a joke

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?

Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires

Makes oi chuckle it do.....

Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.

Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.

Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.

Hysterical.

I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.

I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke

I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.

You can assume everything I say is a joke

You said you loved me, you said we'd live like Shrek and Princess Fiona. You mean.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?

Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires

Makes oi chuckle it do.....

Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.

Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.

Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.

Hysterical.

I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.

I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke

I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.

You can assume everything I say is a joke

You said you loved me, you said we'd live like Shrek and Princess Fiona. You mean.....

That I was dead serious about

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?

Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires

Makes oi chuckle it do.....

Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.

Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.

Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.

Hysterical.

I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.

I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke

I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.

You can assume everything I say is a joke

You said you loved me, you said we'd live like Shrek and Princess Fiona. You mean.....

That I was dead serious about

Hooraaaaaay to swamp life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?

Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires

Makes oi chuckle it do.....

Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.

Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.

Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.

Hysterical.

I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.

I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke

I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.

You can assume everything I say is a joke

You said you loved me, you said we'd live like Shrek and Princess Fiona. You mean.....

That I was dead serious about

Hooraaaaaay to swamp life

Can we stop calling my house a swamp please?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?

Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires

Makes oi chuckle it do.....

Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.

Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.

Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.

Hysterical.

I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.

I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke

I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.

You can assume everything I say is a joke

You said you loved me, you said we'd live like Shrek and Princess Fiona. You mean.....

That I was dead serious about

Hooraaaaaay to swamp life

Can we stop calling my house a swamp please?"

Ok, Hooraaaay to the future.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?

Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires

Makes oi chuckle it do.....

Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.

Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.

Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.

Hysterical.

I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.

I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke

I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.

You can assume everything I say is a joke

You said you loved me, you said we'd live like Shrek and Princess Fiona. You mean.....

That I was dead serious about

Hooraaaaaay to swamp life

Can we stop calling my house a swamp please?

Ok, Hooraaaay to the future."

Better

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?

Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires

Makes oi chuckle it do.....

Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.

Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.

Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.

Hysterical.

I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.

I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke

I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.

You can assume everything I say is a joke

I do.

Except that, you're not joking about that are you......

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over a year ago

"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?

Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires

Makes oi chuckle it do.....

Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.

Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.

Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.

Hysterical.

I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.

I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke

I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.

You can assume everything I say is a joke

I do.

Except that, you're not joking about that are you......

Who knows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what emoji you leave after your comment. True story !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im fake....well bits of me are anyway "
quietly like your fake bits

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I have 5" of fake !! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have 5" of fake !! Xx"

Tv's, the fakest of them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just tuck my wang round the back

Wow how big is it

I hide it in my butt hole"

So, you can in fact go and fuck yourself?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just tuck my wang round the back

Wow how big is it

I hide it in my butt hole

So, you can in fact go and fuck yourself?...

Its actually very impressive to watch

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