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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I messaged someone for 3 weeks and a day

They stopped replying when I asked “can we play”

I’ve had messages deleted and I’ve been blocked

Someone cancelled a meet when their door never locked

I’ve been waiting in Starbucks in the window seat

Ten minutes later a text cancels the meet.

I’ve had promises ‘one day’ and ‘soon’ did I mention

I keep track of their updates and verification.

I know they have met others, so why not meet me

Why can’t they tell me the next time they’re free

I’ve met people in pubs for a quick chat and drink

Messaged them later asking “what did you think?”

They read it and leave it and then never reply

Or start fobbing me off with some sort lie

Another one cancelled and said they were ill

Oh look status update “that session was brill”

Give me some comfort and say it’s their loss

Let me pretend that I don’t give a toss

Tell me I can do better and I’ll have a queue

I can’t face the obvious…. “they’re just not into you”

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

This is me on Fab. Isn't it depressing that its obviously others too?

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

class mate,,well done,sums it up real well

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

CLASS!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I messaged someone for 3 weeks and a day

They stopped replying when I asked “can we play”

I’ve had messages deleted and I’ve been blocked

Someone cancelled a meet when their door never locked

I’ve been waiting in Starbucks in the window seat

Ten minutes later a text cancels the meet.

I’ve had promises ‘one day’ and ‘soon’ did I mention

I keep track of their updates and verification.

I know they have met others, so why not meet me

Why can’t they tell me the next time they’re free

I’ve met people in pubs for a quick chat and drink

Messaged them later asking “what did you think?”

They read it and leave it and then never reply

Or start fobbing me off with some sort lie

Another one cancelled and said they were ill

Oh look status update “that session was brill”

Give me some comfort and say it’s their loss

Let me pretend that I don’t give a toss

Tell me I can do better and I’ll have a queue

I can’t face the obvious…. “they’re just not into you”

"

love it

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"This is me on Fab. Isn't it depressing that its obviously others too? "

PS Brava!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

BUT they're just not that into you

build a bridge and get over it

Fabulous stuff x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I messaged someone for 3 weeks and a day

They stopped replying when I asked “can we play”

I’ve had messages deleted and I’ve been blocked

Someone cancelled a meet when their door never locked

I’ve been waiting in Starbucks in the window seat

Ten minutes later a text cancels the meet.

I’ve had promises ‘one day’ and ‘soon’ did I mention

I keep track of their updates and verification.

I know they have met others, so why not meet me

Why can’t they tell me the next time they’re free

I’ve met people in pubs for a quick chat and drink

Messaged them later asking “what did you think?”

They read it and leave it and then never reply

Or start fobbing me off with some sort lie

Another one cancelled and said they were ill

Oh look status update “that session was brill”

Give me some comfort and say it’s their loss

Let me pretend that I don’t give a toss

Tell me I can do better and I’ll have a queue

I can’t face the obvious…. “they’re just not into you”

"

Enchante`..

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Very funny Polo, Very witty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you make that up all yourself ?? ... thats sums up alot here ... and what some post about ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington


"did you make that up all yourself ?? ... thats sums up alot here ... and what some post about .. "

very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its brilliant , think people should be made to read this as soon as they join fab oops cant say that what would happen to freedom of choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked ur poem original Polo,

Its so good in fact have my last rolo,

well maybe its time some fabbers got creative,

shows ur quick fire poetry skills to rate with,

Unfortunately I wont be around tonite,

But will look forward to reading some shite,

So if ur not too busy wanking on ur own,

Why not type something that tickles my bone,

And finally to Polo I applaud u charm and wit,

but dont ever call me a LOOOOOOSER again u shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I liked ur poem original Polo,

Its so good in fact have my last rolo,

well maybe its time some fabbers got creative,

shows ur quick fire poetry skills to rate with,

Unfortunately I wont be around tonite,

But will look forward to reading some shite,

So if ur not too busy wanking on ur own,

Why not type something that tickles my bone,

And finally to Polo I applaud u charm and wit,

but dont ever call me a LOOOOOOSER again u shit!"

haha..

I is busy too...

But will grab a quill from a ducks arse and see what scribbling I can muster...

Well played..

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

but dont ever call me a LOOOOOOSER again u shit!"

I put more 'O's in it than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

but dont ever call me a LOOOOOOSER again u shit!

I put more 'O's in it than that. "

didnt want banned for quoting a mail too exactly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's just made me 'LOL' after a very tiresome stressy day.... Thank you Polo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loved it. nice work Polo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never knew ya had so many problems wieets polo xx

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tis brilliant - fun reading x

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

Encore!!!!xxx

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Encore!!!!xxx"

Have you ever noticed (this is rhetorical so don’t retort)

How many seem to come here as a final last resort

How many mention dating sites which they were on before

How coming onto fabs has given them so much more

Could the something more be interest and attention from the cocks

No more logging on to dating sites to an empty message box

How many I do wonder, would see their change in luck

As proof they’re not worth dating, but passable to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when the next one we loved that and love the pic xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Encore!!!!xxx

Have you ever noticed (this is rhetorical so don’t retort)

How many seem to come here as a final last resort

How many mention dating sites which they were on before

How coming onto fabs has given them so much more

Could the something more be interest and attention from the cocks

No more logging on to dating sites to an empty message box

How many I do wonder, would see their change in luck

As proof they’re not worth dating, but passable to fuck."

You truly have a rare gift Polo...

Extraordinary ability to cut the the filters of self deceit..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Encore!!!!xxx

Have you ever noticed (this is rhetorical so don’t retort)

How many seem to come here as a final last resort

How many mention dating sites which they were on before

How coming onto fabs has given them so much more

Could the something more be interest and attention from the cocks

No more logging on to dating sites to an empty message box

How many I do wonder, would see their change in luck

As proof they’re not worth dating, but passable to fuck.

You truly have a rare gift Polo...

Extraordinary ability to cut the the filters of self deceit.."

Thru the...filters etc..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Encore!!!!xxx

Have you ever noticed (this is rhetorical so don’t retort)

How many seem to come here as a final last resort

How many mention dating sites which they were on before

How coming onto fabs has given them so much more

Could the something more be interest and attention from the cocks

No more logging on to dating sites to an empty message box

How many I do wonder, would see their change in luck

As proof they’re not worth dating, but passable to fuck."

very funny, love it.... got anything that rhymes with 'timewasters'?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


".... got anything that rhymes with 'timewasters'? "

Bottom tasters.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

PS... shall I start a few more threads so you have more to chase me around in..... owww I feel needed.... but don't forget to text me in the morning

PS... just stop for two seconds and have a read of what you have posted... and just for one nano second see if you can make out just how sad you look right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two great poems Polo, very good.

Some may find them uncomfortable to read, but the honest reality within them is probably beyond debate.

Top draw.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Two great poems Polo, very good.

Some may find them uncomfortable to read, but the honest reality within them is probably beyond debate.

Top draw. "

Sometimes when I am writing poetry I feel a bit of a psychic tingle like I can see into the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polo and Raisa...very funny!

Hmmm...insulting forum members that don't agree with you says it all really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two great poems Polo, very good.

Some may find them uncomfortable to read, but the honest reality within them is probably beyond debate.

Top draw.

Sometimes when I am writing poetry I feel a bit of a psychic tingle like I can see into the future "

And sometimes if you go onto google you can find them there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo its a cliffhanger this one. What does it mean I wonder. Who is texting who, or who hasn't text, why were they a day late, where does weightwatchers come into it.....

The only thing I can comment on here, in my opinion .... It is better to look fat

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Two great poems Polo, very good.

Some may find them uncomfortable to read, but the honest reality within them is probably beyond debate.

Top draw.

Sometimes when I am writing poetry I feel a bit of a psychic tingle like I can see into the future

And sometimes if you go onto google you can find them there too "

OK ther name calling I can laugh at as it really just shows the pathetic mardy side of a person... but please don't resort to typing made up bullshit... that is beyond desperate.

You may well lie to your partner, but don't think that gives you the right to lie about other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two great poems Polo, very good.

Some may find them uncomfortable to read, but the honest reality within them is probably beyond debate.

Top draw.

Sometimes when I am writing poetry I feel a bit of a psychic tingle like I can see into the future

And sometimes if you go onto google you can find them there too

OK ther name calling I can laugh at as it really just shows the pathetic mardy side of a person... but please don't resort to typing made up bullshit... that is beyond desperate.

You may well lie to your partner, but don't think that gives you the right to lie about other people.

"

Ooooooh that hit a nerve lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people are so bitter and it's a shame when they ruin the forums for others

Great piece of literary skill Polo, well done

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Sorry but Diamond doesn't have big fat nerves anymore... she's been losing weight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that what you'd like?

Oh dear.... you really will have to try harder than that... it's not a school yard.

I just wanted to point how low you really are prepared to go... can't get anywhere with the fat comments so you make something up. Come on, how sad is that?

Love the way you are more upset about the google comment than the fat one looooooool - must have hit a really big nerve "

Pinkdiamond please chill a little, believe me your 'out of your league'. It's infantile to make things up to try and get a reaction.

Try Reading the poems again without your 'baggage' head on and you will see that they are both very accurate descriptions of experiences that often get voiced in these forums.

I don't know you and I'm not being personal, but I urge you to cool down and read what you've typed.

Stop digging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Perhaps you should sign up to Weightwatchers instead lol

Meyow.

I can see why he hasn't bothered texting

It's spelt meow and I should have waited one more day, I have had the phone call and really Weightwatchers works unless you "love" being fat lol

I can see you are hurt and upset... and a bit desperate to claw back some self respect.

So bring it on if it makes you feel better.... I think you're funny.

Nope not hurt or upset, as I said just had a phone call (yes from him) - I don't need to claw back anything, I don't even need to go on a diet - some do, some don't I guess - glad you think I'm funny, but I really was being serious when I asked if you "love" being fat

WOW and you wondered why a guy who shagged you hadnt been back in touch. Maybe he didnt like the attitude that he saw. Ive only seen two of your postings and your nastiness comes shining through"

Ya saved me typing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked mud wrestling would be good girls xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that what you'd like?

Oh dear.... you really will have to try harder than that... it's not a school yard.

I just wanted to point how low you really are prepared to go... can't get anywhere with the fat comments so you make something up. Come on, how sad is that?

Love the way you are more upset about the google comment than the fat one looooooool - must have hit a really big nerve

Pinkdiamond please chill a little, believe me your 'out of your league'. It's infantile to make things up to try and get a reaction.

Try Reading the poems again without your 'baggage' head on and you will see that they are both very accurate descriptions of experiences that often get voiced in these forums.

I don't know you and I'm not being personal, but I urge you to cool down and read what you've typed.

Stop digging. "

Erm, retaliation is allowed - I didn't start this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry but Diamond doesn't have big fat nerves anymore... she's been losing weight.

I have never been fat so no need to lose weight, unlike some unfortunates lol"

Ok even I feel that was bang out of order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polo's poem fits me to a tee but I saw the cleaver and funny side of it, I did not take it personally and jump on the offensive, you are 50 years old woman, show some maturity, oh yeah and before you start on me, I am FAT and I love it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Sorry but Diamond doesn't have big fat nerves anymore... she's been losing weight.

I have never been fat so no need to lose weight, unlike some unfortunates lol"

lol@unfortunates.

Maybe the fatties are happy and secure in their lifestyle and with there partners that they dont feel the need to hang on to any guy that shows them interest.

Im sure people used to "call" big people names in the playground at school. If the fact that some carry a bit of weight is the only thing you have to pick up on poor you.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


".... go on I dare you, google "your poems" "

I don't have to, I know when I wrote them and which forum user I sent them to (he replied to me btw).

So if you are so 'honest' why don't you google them and post which websites they are on... go on.... I double dare ya.

Prove me wrong....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Sorry but Diamond doesn't have big fat nerves anymore... she's been losing weight.

Roses Are Red

The Cat Sat on The Mat

Oh My Goodness

Isn't She Fat

(an original, not on google lol)"

It says 50 on your profile, think you added the 0 by mistake

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Hurry up before you get a forum ban though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tounge is really really sore just as well my finger isn't oh how I love the block button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Erm, retaliation is allowed - I didn't start this!"

Retaliation! For what exactly?

I would genuinely like to know because I may have missed something......

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok back to the thread now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people are so bitter and it's a shame when they ruin the forums for others

Great piece of literary skill Polo, well done"

+ 1000000

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Im stunned but the vitriol aimed at the OP of this thread bu one person

Just a reminder....personal attacks are unacceptable and will you'll be unable to post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tounge is really really sore just as well my finger isn't oh how I love the block button "

Ya saved me typing it

Oh.... hang on.... how many lovelies am I stalking now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mods... Please dont close this thread...!!!

Polos OP is pure class... And one troll should not a closure make...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Mods... Please dont close this thread...!!!

Polos OP is pure class... And one troll should not a closure make...;-)"

Its still going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mods... Please dont close this thread...!!!

Polos OP is pure class... And one troll should not a closure make...;-)"

+1

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

And here we have it.

I don't know why it happens, but people on here still manage to shock me. Perhaps deep down I like to think that we are all nice people, only to be dismayed when I am (often) proved wrong.

Pinky old girl, whilst Polo may have a slightly () sharp edge to her tongue now and then, she often has a nack of.... erm.... making a very valid point.

You, on the other hand, well, I'm trying not to lower myself to your level (admittedly from a not very high vantage point lol), but suffice to say, sometimes its only when someone opens their mouth that you realise how ugly they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tounge is really really sore just as well my finger isn't oh how I love the block button

Ya saved me typing it

Oh.... hang on.... how many lovelies am I stalking now? "

Wish ya would friggin stalk me xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

It isn't being closed, the posts can be removed, and have been.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Mods... Please dont close this thread...!!!

Polos OP is pure class... And one troll should not a closure make...;-)"

At least not until there is an admission feck all came up on google and it was a desperate imaginary straw clutch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tounge is really really sore just as well my finger isn't oh how I love the block button

Ya saved me typing it

Oh.... hang on.... how many lovelies am I stalking now?

Wish ya would friggin stalk me xx "

Me first...

I get so little stalk, I have to use butter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great post Polo. Shame it was hijacked by an obvious troll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tounge is really really sore just as well my finger isn't oh how I love the block button

Ya saved me typing it

Oh.... hang on.... how many lovelies am I stalking now?

Wish ya would friggin stalk me xx "

I do stalk you... I just haven't found your bunny so I can boil it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blooming heck stork butter not seen that in years that's one for the other thread

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mods... Please dont close this thread...!!!

Polos OP is pure class... And one troll should not a closure make...;-)

At least not until there is an admission feck all came up on google and it was a desperate imaginary straw clutch "

Anyone for a bit of felching

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I feel left out now, I want a stalker.... me, me, me dammit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tounge is really really sore just as well my finger isn't oh how I love the block button

Ya saved me typing it

Oh.... hang on.... how many lovelies am I stalking now?

Wish ya would friggin stalk me xx

I do stalk you... I just haven't found your bunny so I can boil it "

I don't have a bunny

Just us wabbits here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel left out now, I want a stalker.... me, me, me dammit!!! "

Same here!

Someone stalk me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mods... Please dont close this thread...!!!

Polos OP is pure class... And one troll should not a closure make...;-)

At least not until there is an admission feck all came up on google and it was a desperate imaginary straw clutch

Anyone for a bit of felching "

Straw berry ass flavour ? Xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What a great poem. Nowt wrong with having a bit of meat on your bones..

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I feel left out now, I want a stalker.... me, me, me dammit!!!

Same here!

Someone stalk me. "

Now, thats just smutty!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel left out now, I want a stalker.... me, me, me dammit!!! "

I've already boiled your bunny.... it was all in my imagination but thoroughly enjoyable all the same

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

OK… can you all disperse now… nothing to see here… I can look after myself.

And the last thing I want is to be accused of being in a clique with you lot!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"OK… can you all disperse now… nothing to see here… I can look after myself.

And the last thing I want is to be accused of being in a clique with you lot!

"

I knew it!!!!

Sooner or later the "C" word would get bandied about..... its all gonna go tits up now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel left out now, I want a stalker.... me, me, me dammit!!!

Same here!

Someone stalk me. "

*checks profile.... grabs bunny.... puts kettle on*

This is going to be epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It isn't being closed, the posts can be removed, and have been."

Fankoo... Mwaaah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK… can you all disperse now… nothing to see here… I can look after myself.

And the last thing I want is to be accused of being in a clique with you lot!

"

Are you saying stalking you isn't an option?

Well f**k my old boots (Primark, of course).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mods... Please dont close this thread...!!!

Polos OP is pure class... And one troll should not a closure make...;-)

At least not until there is an admission feck all came up on google and it was a desperate imaginary straw clutch

Anyone for a bit of felching

Straw berry ass flavour ? Xx "

depends , what you been eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boak xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly posted with a link to this thread after reading yet another lady having her heart broken.

However, I fell asleep and forgot about it.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I nearly posted with a link to this thread after reading yet another lady having her heart broken.

However, I fell asleep and forgot about it. "

Says pearl walking in all innocent. Sometimes its not good to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I nearly posted with a link to this thread after reading yet another lady having her heart broken.

However, I fell asleep and forgot about it.

Says pearl walking in all innocent. Sometimes its not good to sleep "

But if pearl had remembered it would have kicked off earlier, and we would have missed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grrrrrrrrrr, I missed all the fun I see!

Went to bed early last night and was not online earlier this morning to participate, shame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well I counted two good poems including mine lol...the third was pretty fuckin shite.

why waste ur time with nothing to decent to write,

Perhaps they got up on the wrong side of the bed,

Aimed there challenge to the OPs great thread,

Glad everyone stuck up for Polo,

The agitated one possibly feels solo,

I said solo but not so lo u know what I mean,

Posts like this keep forumites keen,

Very glad the OPs kept this open,

whos up for a rampant hot shag then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mods... Please dont close this thread...!!!

Polos OP is pure class... And one troll should not a closure make...;-)

At least not until there is an admission feck all came up on google and it was a desperate imaginary straw clutch "

No sensible person thought there was anything in that whole google rubbish, besides some of us already know you wrote these poems, hopefully you might share some others sometime.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Mods... Please dont close this thread...!!!

Polos OP is pure class... And one troll should not a closure make...;-)

At least not until there is an admission feck all came up on google and it was a desperate imaginary straw clutch

No sensible person thought there was anything in that whole google rubbish, besides some of us already know you wrote these poems, hopefully you might share some others sometime. "

I'm off to write a poem about flowers and puppies... it might be safer.

(bollox to that)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I messaged someone for 3 weeks and a day

They stopped replying when I asked “can we play”

I’ve had messages deleted and I’ve been blocked

Someone cancelled a meet when their door never locked

I’ve been waiting in Starbucks in the window seat

Ten minutes later a text cancels the meet.

I’ve had promises ‘one day’ and ‘soon’ did I mention

I keep track of their updates and verification.

I know they have met others, so why not meet me

Why can’t they tell me the next time they’re free

I’ve met people in pubs for a quick chat and drink

Messaged them later asking “what did you think?”

They read it and leave it and then never reply

Or start fobbing me off with some sort lie

Another one cancelled and said they were ill

Oh look status update “that session was brill”

Give me some comfort and say it’s their loss

Let me pretend that I don’t give a toss

Tell me I can do better and I’ll have a queue

I can’t face the obvious…. “they’re just not into you”

"

Dear Forum..

This trolling malarky betimes

Sad ramblings borne from sour whine

Its an antipathy, hard to bear

Amidst the scribings, generally fair

Polos passion for candid elucidation

Smiles o wonder, amidst the nation

Postings-akin to jealous pride ?

I dunno, you decide !

When its all going tits up

Our feelings..boppity bop

Take a walk, for balance reach

Sheesh !! Wisdom I shouldn`t preach

All I know, among the eshewers

I shall ignore the idle rumours %*

Anyhows, passing thru the altrecation

It falls to me estimation

To say Polos caustic wit and quiet charm

Never did this meathead much doable harm

Is she scary or fiercely independent

Judge by some o her posts, most resplendent

Anyways..Polo`s a big girl, in many ways

Hardly asks fer this silly praise

Keep it civil

Keep it kind

Spare a thought..fer large behinds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bravo bravo love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm off to write a poem about flowers and puppies... it might be safer.

(bollox to that)"

Oooooh... Can we have one about trolls and faerie folk... Pretty please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm off to write a poem about flowers and puppies... it might be safer.

(bollox to that)"

.

And kittens too please!

Better not talk about food as it is likely to lead to the sensitive topic of weight and size etc...

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish


"It isn't being closed, the posts can be removed, and have been."
and that is why I was confused halfway down the thread...lol...I know I am tired but I kept looking back thinking...eh? did i miss something...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once apon a time in a fabtasy land far far away,

An evil Troll ate puppies and kittens day to day,

The fairy princess Polo of fabtasy land decreed a law,

Eaters of kittens n puppies deserved a broken jaw,

Everyone agreed princess Polo was wise with her power,

But everyone was more interested in licking out her flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm off to write a poem about flowers and puppies... it might be safer.

(bollox to that)

.

And kittens too please!

Better not talk about food as it is likely to lead to the sensitive topic of weight and size etc... "

Ooh there's a challenge, kittens and food.

Give me 5 mins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooooo, please don't eat kittens or puppies, as they are cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee wee wee they were crying for a bite

those hungry little kittens have kept me up all night

Wee wee wee they're gonna drive me mad

it's the lovely little voices that leave you feeling sad

Cockerdoodledoo! It woke me up again

sick of that blasted rooster, it should be chasing hen

Cockerdoodledoo! It's only 5 oclock

for fucksake grab that rooster

and feed those pussies cock!

(apologies, I rarely swear)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nooooooo, please don't eat kittens or puppies, as they are cute! "

so are baby chicks n piglets mmmmm lol

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

Ooh there's a challenge, kittens and food.

Give me 5 mins. "

Soft and fluffy kittens, chasing wiggly strings

Big wide eyes staring up, such cutie little things

How fast they’ll grow, how fast they’ll show

Why they are so sweet.

You really do need more than one to make a portion of burger meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got 3 kittens just born this morning here , must say wouldn't get a very big burger out of them yet

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Got 3 kittens just born this morning here , must say wouldn't get a very big burger out of them yet "

That's sooooooooo cruel.......... a Kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got 3 kittens just born this morning here , must say wouldn't get a very big burger out of them yet

That's sooooooooo cruel.......... a Kebab "

They will all fit on 1stick as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, no, no that is so wrong lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, no, no that is so wrong lol x"

its ok no kittens were hurt in the making of this kebab I mean thread x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nooooooo, please don't eat kittens or puppies, as they are cute!

so are baby chicks n piglets mmmmm lol"

.

Ooo, roast piglet's crispy skin, yum yum, and I hope to have some of that very soon when I am in HK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nooooooo, please don't eat kittens or puppies, as they are cute! "

Ichabod, the evil Septre

Spotted a kitten, uped he crepter

Fingers flexed, eyes agleaming

Flash !! went the blade,light astreaming

Ouch !! he snarled, spotting the blood

Thwack !! was heard, mortal wood

In came Pearl, shoulders bristling

Avast there beast !! anger assisting

Eyes apopping, the Septre fled

The kitten mewed..wanting to be fed

Among the dark alleys

Kittens flourished

Pearl however, looked malnourished

So heed..dear reader

Heaven sake !!

Tackle one bleeder. if you must

Form a habit, you`ll end up bust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL!

One would never describe me as being malnourished!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I feel left out now, I want a stalker.... me, me, me dammit!!!

I've already boiled your bunny.... it was all in my imagination but thoroughly enjoyable all the same "

So long as it wasnt Jayne's rabbit, she would be most put out lol!

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