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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I used to weigh almost 17 stone...

Over to you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was born in Hong Kong.

Congratulations on the weight loss, by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got really small feet for my height. I’m 5’7 and can get in a 4!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I was 14 stone when I was 13

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By *lackitncoCouple
over a year ago

brownhills

Once played in a band at Wembley

And the royal Albert Hall

And the nec for that matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was named after an elephant

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My feet have shrunk by two sizes in the last ten years.

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By *elshboyo86Man
over a year ago

The valley's

I stared in a reality t v series

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work at the holiday camp where they filmed Hi de Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I secretly want to get inside the OP's box.

I mean inbox.

No, no I definitely meant box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not really a cave man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go through a kilo of ground coffee a week all to myself

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Some very things I’ve learnt. I did it backwards before mastering forwards

Walking, Diving,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was named after an elephant

Peach x"

Hello Nelly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was army boxing champion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really a cave man"

I'm not really a doctor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I secretly want to get inside the OP's box.

I mean inbox.

No, no I definitely meant box. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really a cave man

I'm not really a doctor.

I'm not really a princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My proper name is a anagram of Tom and Jerry

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I'm shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lost 10 stone and still working on losing more ...

I have broken my neck twice and survived almost unscathed

(I know that is two sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been engaged to the same guy three times, but never married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm allergic to eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was, in the words of Star Wars, a long time ago a professional athlete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really a cave man

I'm not really a doctor.

I'm not really a princess

I AM a Queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do the splits side to side and forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do the splits side to side and forward"

And put both legs around my neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was named after an elephant

Peach x"

Hello Nelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really a cave man

I'm not really a doctor.

I'm not really a princess

I'm not really Italian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to weigh 23 stone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been an extra in game of thrones 3 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been an extra in game of thrones 3 times

I've never seen game of thrones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been an extra in game of thrones 3 times

I've never seen game of thrones

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snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do the splits side to side and forward

And put both legs around my neck"

Do you like being rimmed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been an extra in game of thrones 3 times

I've never seen game of thrones

snog"

This user lost his mind reading posts on this forum

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By *losfukbudsCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Back in the 70's i had to introduce the brotherhood of man on the kid's programme with rolf Harris lol oh the shame

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ve slept in the same bed that Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones honeymooned in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a former Pontins Bluecoat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on TV twice as a child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i only need to visit antarctica to have been to every continent at least once...... now how to get there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been an extra in game of thrones 3 times

I've never seen game of thrones

snog

This user lost his mind reading posts on this forum

Avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been an extra in game of thrones 3 times

I've never seen game of thrones

snog

This user lost his mind reading posts on this forum

Avoid"

Block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sold princess Diana an expensive radio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really a cave man

I'm not really a doctor.

I'm not really a princess

I'm not really Italian."

You put a Ferrari's curves to shame.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I was a singer for 25 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a famous pop stars sex toy collection.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

"I'm allergic to eggs

I’m allergic to kiwi & figs

B x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in the west like video bip bop baby giving leah woods (ronnies daughter )

away to vinny jones.

dont blink though as youll miss me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to wear hats

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By *rMrsWestMidsCouple
over a year ago

Dudley

"I’ve been engaged to the same guy three times, but never married. "

That's a lot of rings or did he give you the same one 3 times!?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I was butler to Henry Kissinger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex jockey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not originaly from Devonshire x

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I’ve got really small feet for my height. I’m 5’7 and can get in a 4!

I'm 5'9 and can get in a 5'7!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I have 3 nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a youtube sensation at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a creative job and my work has been used in lots of tv/Sky programmes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been an extra in game of thrones 3 times

I've never seen game of thrones

Me either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was named after an elephant

Peach x

Hello Nelly

Luckily not that one

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At secondary school back in the late 80's me and 5 others from our Media Studies class where photographed for a teen magazine photo story... girl meets boy, boy makes girl cry, girl's mates all shun boy... all with huge 80s perms... and we each got paid £5 as a modelling fee!

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By *ucy83SOWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I've had to swim off a sinking cruise liner

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

I’ve poo’d on a chuckle brothers toilet!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I’ve poo’d on a chuckle brothers toilet!"

Why not go in it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once the youngest person on the planet.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

"I’ve poo’d on a chuckle brothers toilet!

Why not go in it?!"

Always find sitting on it slightly more sophisticated that sitting in it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 10lb 2oz at birth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once the youngest person on the planet.

Ohhhhhh, same here

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I have 3 nipples"

Me too . . Or should that be Me Three?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I’ve poo’d on a chuckle brothers toilet!

Why not go in it?!

Always find sitting on it slightly more sophisticated that sitting in it lol"

Was it Barry?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I was named after an elephant

Peach x

Hello Nelly

Luckily not that one

Peach x"

Dumbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was named after an elephant

Peach x

Hello Nelly

Luckily not that one

Peach x

Dumbo

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

I’ve not landed the lotto jackpot............YET!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Ive had no TV for the last 8 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive had no TV for the last 8 years."
im the same . 18 years without one

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By *erseus1968Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

My half cousin was in Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I'm shy

Haha I believe u....... Not!! X

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Ive had no TV for the last 8 years. im the same . 18 years without one

Ooh I've just been top trumped on the no TV factiod!

I do have a record player tho.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I can talk with my hands.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I can talk with my hands.

I could when I was a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At secondary school back in the late 80's me and 5 others from our Media Studies class where photographed for a teen magazine photo story... girl meets boy, boy makes girl cry, girl's mates all shun boy... all with huge 80s perms... and we each got paid £5 as a modelling fee!

"
a hole £5 ... woow hehe

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"I can talk with my hands.

I could when I was a kid"

Should do now then we can all understand what you are saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can dissolve a Rolo with my tongue in under 2 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can dissolve a Rolo with my tongue in under 2 minutes"

Talented!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My half cousin was in Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back "

My cousin played cricket for Yorkshire.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I can talk with my hands.

I could when I was a kid

Should do now then we can all understand what you are saying.

Nag nag nag nag at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a coffee in my life!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I currently own 11 cars. My neighbours love me

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By *mm and HerCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

My real name is an anagram of The Large God. Amongst other things I'm 6'5"

Hmm

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I currently own 11 cars. My neighbours love me

And 3 motorbikes

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"im in the west like video bip bop baby giving leah woods (ronnies daughter )

away to vinny jones.

dont blink though as youll miss me"

So you are...... 3.05 on you tube

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"I have been an extra in game of thrones 3 times

I've never seen game of thrones

Me neither but I have been to Strangford Lough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've played for the Brisbane broncos schoolboys side and was tipped to turn pro before I was 20

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Jimmy Tarbuck opened our Nems years ago. I saw him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cum in a nano second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to weigh almost 17 stone...

Over to you x"

Bloody hell woman. Well done you.

A sex related story I shared on another forum ended up in the Daily Fail. The readers were shocked and disgusted .... probably my proudest moment.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I'm allergic to my own histamine

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

One of us held up the take off of Concorde due to being asleep in departures and one of us has been on the front page of The Sun. (Not crime related!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always examine a ladies feet and toes and make sure i like them before making any move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to weigh almost 17 stone...

Over to you x"

Ditto, lost five stone last year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a furniture restorer I worked on restoring Napoleons sister bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can dissolve a Rolo with my tongue in under 2 minutes

Talented!

Feel free to replace the Rolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can speed write at 120 wpm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I repeat cumm upto three times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've sat on Oliver Reed's lap

Fuzz

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I was at the last free Windsor festival when the cops stormed in...

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"i only need to visit antarctica to have been to every continent at least once...... now how to get there?

A boat!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"I was at the last free Windsor festival when the cops stormed in...

We've never had sex with an Eskimo

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Ive over 11,000 follows on Twitter and have celebrities following

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

I can turn my eyelids inside out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive over 11,000 follows on Twitter and have celebrities following

Essex celebrities?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Paul Lee who sang at the royal wedding sang at mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been completely silent for 90 days of my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daily commute used to be over 4hrs a day , 2 hrs+ each way into London to The Cromwell Hospital where I worked for many years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met my OH at clubf, we met and 10 days later we were a couple. 4 months later we live together and are secretly engaged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met my OH at clubf, we met and 10 days later we were a couple. 4 months later we live together and are secretly engaged

Not so secret now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met my OH at clubf, we met and 10 days later we were a couple. 4 months later we live together and are secretly engaged

Not so secret now

But not everyone who knows me reads these threads lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make a clover shape with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive had no TV for the last 8 years."

Netflix and chill ?

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By *ice guy for couplesMan
over a year ago

ipswich

I am left handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can drink a bottle of tobasco sauce in 18 seconds

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I like steam trains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can drink a bottle of tobasco sauce in 18 seconds

Oh god, I'd vomit

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I can eat a fruit pastille without chewing.

The whole pack actually, one after another.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I've had cancer twice.

Dick was one of the youngest men in the UK to have a vasectomy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can eat a fruit pastille without chewing.

The whole pack actually, one after another. "

Are you a dyson

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

I was once given the spare change from a cash £1m shopping spree in the late 80’s. Took the woman 4 hours to spend £850k in Harrods. Made the newspapers too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog has been in Game of Thrones.

He was cast as a Direwolf

56 kg of German Shepherd looked mean sprayed silver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hold a Guiness world record

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I was a ballerina

xxxxx Suzi

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By *reckledbumWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

I even have freckles in my eyes

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"My dog has been in Game of Thrones.

He was cast as a Direwolf

56 kg of German Shepherd looked mean sprayed silver

Ours at 42 kg is big your dog must me massive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once came 2nd in a nationwide maths competition

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

I qualified to fly before I was allowed to drive a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog has been in Game of Thrones.

He was cast as a Direwolf

56 kg of German Shepherd looked mean sprayed silver

Ours at 42 kg is big your dog must me massive! "

He is huge! Fluffy and very wolf like features, hence being cast, was spotted by the stunt trainer of the animal acting company which is local to me. They also train the horses for war horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can drink a bottle of tobasco sauce in 18 seconds

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"My dog has been in Game of Thrones.

He was cast as a Direwolf

56 kg of German Shepherd looked mean sprayed silver

Ours at 42 kg is big your dog must me massive!

He is huge! Fluffy and very wolf like features, hence being cast, was spotted by the stunt trainer of the animal acting company which is local to me. They also train the horses for war horse."

Interesting your not far from us if you fancy walking the dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an artificial kneecap

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By *enus and MarsCouple
over a year ago

London

I was electrocuted on a railway cable n survived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be paralysed down my right side.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I can make things out of balloons.

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I can't eat a hot curry a korma is my limit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pulled a chip pan of hot fat onto me as a two year old. Thanks to being smothered in calamine lotion I survived without any scars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a Roman re-enactor. I left 2 months before the group worked on the movie Gladiator...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was Time magazines Person of the Year in 2006.

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I on Eric Clapton

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

I can write back to front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was Time magazines Person of the Year in 2006.

Lib! Put that cock away!

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Ooooh it took a word out. That should say I w-e-e-d on Eric Clapton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh it took a word out. That should say I w-e-e-d on Eric Clapton "

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"Ooooh it took a word out. That should say I w-e-e-d on Eric Clapton

I was a baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was Time magazines Person of the Year in 2006.

Lib! Put that cock away!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh it took a word out. That should say I w-e-e-d on Eric Clapton

I was a baby

Glad you cleared that one up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a Wag. I'm not terribly proud of that but he was a Hotty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was Time magazines Person of the Year in 2006.

Lib! Put that cock away!

I'm used to your pretty face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really a cave man

I'm not really a doctor.

I'm not really a princess

I'm not really a cupcake but i am non-vanilla

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

I was used from the age of 15, and I love being used to this day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really a cave man

I'm not really a doctor.

I'm not really a princess

I'm not really a cupcake but i am non-vanilla

Damn i was feeling pekkish

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I used to wake up in one country and go to school in another on a daily basis.

My parents were that shit they would often forget which country they left me in from time to time. (I was on my Mums passport)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a professionally trained actor and turned down a leading role in a tv drama because I thought it was a crap show.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I can eat a fruit pastille without chewing.

The whole pack actually, one after another.

Are you a dyson

More of a Vax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive had no TV for the last 8 years."

Plenty of choice here

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I've been an unwitting passenger in a police car chase...a long time ago.

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By *mm and HerCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

One of family was possibly the last people to be eaten by cannibals ( I avoided telling you at tea time!)

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By *AFBODMan
over a year ago

Woodhall Spa

I got the sack for flooding a house that I had never worked in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My real name is an anagram of The Large God. Amongst other things I'm 6'5"

Hmm"

Gotta have a guess: Gareth Lodge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/06/18 22:17:18]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a scar on my right chin!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I have a scar on my right chin!

I think you having a right and left chin is the better fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a scar on my right chin!

Hot

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I've had a pint spilt over me by Nigel Kennedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have worked as a dancing Lego brick at Legoland.

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By *adtothecoreMan
over a year ago

Dartmouth

I am agoraphobic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a scar on my right chin!

I think you having a right and left chin is the better fact!"

Haha missed a word... that should say right side of chin... but maybe more interesting if we pretend I have two chins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to weigh almost 17 stone...

Over to you x

Ditto, lost five stone last year.

I've lost 10 stones in 2 years and still losing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to weigh almost 17 stone...

Over to you x

Ditto, lost five stone last year.

I've lost 10 stones in 2 years and still losing

Congrats. I'd be incredibly happy if i could lose two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to weigh almost 17 stone...

Over to you x

Ditto, lost five stone last year.

I've lost 10 stones in 2 years and still losing

That just shows how amazing you are...xx

The end!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was one of first people nicked by using cctv for footy fight at a major London station,back in the day,boooo

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I have played cricket with and against test players numerous times

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