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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Today this one thing happened, yes just once but I must say

I know it happens to single guys a dozen times per day

The thing is I’m a female, I should not be left feeling scared

I know it’s recreational… but I take rejection hard

It’s why I sit and wait and see

I wait for them to contact me

So I can choose the firm and ripe

And complain when you’re not my type

So I can hold you in a queue

So you chase me… if I let you

I shouldn’t have to deal with this, so I shall raise my voice

“what the fuck were they thinking… who gave them a choice”

I want to stomp and stamp my feet, I want to scream in fits

Rejection is for single guys, not for us with tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today this one thing happened, yes just once but I must say

I know it happens to single guys a dozen times per day

The thing is I’m a female, I should not be left feeling scared

I know it’s recreational… but I take rejection hard

It’s why I sit and wait and see

I wait for them to contact me

So I can choose the firm and ripe

And complain when you’re not my type

So I can hold you in a queue

So you chase me… if I let you

I shouldn’t have to deal with this, so I shall raise my voice

“what the fuck were they thinking… who gave them a choice”

I want to stomp and stamp my feet, I want to scream in fits

Rejection is for single guys, not for us with tits "

Were you in the Velvet Underground...?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Quite simply the best post I have seen on here for ages....I don't like it....I love it.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I love it when you have a day on the forums polo. Its been most entertaining today

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Were you in the Velvet Underground...?"

How freakin' old do you think I am?

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

i gotta say it.. that was amazing.. you own the stage, um i mean forum...

damn x factor is creeping into my brain.... *bangs head on table* get out get out.... ahhh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you in the Velvet Underground...?

How freakin' old do you think I am?

hahaha..

There`s an idle rumour of support tights Polo...I can`t say no more..

T`was brillig tho..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao join the rejects club

pick a hat and sit down with the ret of us lol

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Hmmmmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmph...

Thats why I have so much trouble...

*Mental note to do something about moobs...*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You bbbaaaddd girl xx

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Me? Bad? I have no idea what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today this one thing happened, yes just once but I must say

I know it happens to single guys a dozen times per day

The thing is I’m a female, I should not be left feeling scared

I know it’s recreational… but I take rejection hard

It’s why I sit and wait and see

I wait for them to contact me

So I can choose the firm and ripe

And complain when you’re not my type

So I can hold you in a queue

So you chase me… if I let you

I shouldn’t have to deal with this, so I shall raise my voice

“what the fuck were they thinking… who gave them a choice”

I want to stomp and stamp my feet, I want to scream in fits

Rejection is for single guys, not for us with tits "

Blimey you got tits? Thought it was a bloke from your pic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha! Best forum post I've read all week!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

" Blimey you got tits? Thought it was a bloke from your pic lol

I do love irony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Blimey you got tits? Thought it was a bloke from your pic lol

I do love irony

You'd need to love believe me!!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

" Blimey you got tits? Thought it was a bloke from your pic lol

I do love irony

You'd need to love believe me!!

I love Milk Tray as well... got any spare boxes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its really great - I love it

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