FabSwingers.com forum: Fabspeak #2

By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Male/female half has my permission to play solo... They haven't really, they know nothing about this profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked your profile

I definitely didn’t read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can me and my mate come fuck you rough?

We’re both virgins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I liked your profile

I definitely didn’t read it "

Especially this when they message saying I've read your profile, you seem like a really nice person...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not like all the other idiots here = I'm like all the other idiots here once I've been rejected a few times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have standards

I have an inflated sense of self which causes me to consistently try and punch above weight until the rejection gets too much, then I’ll fuck anyone

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

2. I have standards... I don't get meets as I'm far too picky and up myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safe sex - Keep your wits about you, I'll bareback anyone given half a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I liked your profile

I definitely didn’t read it

Especially this when they message saying I've read your profile, you seem like a really nice person...

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you do seem like a really nice person, apart from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2. I have standards... I don't get meets as I'm far too picky and up myself"

Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love t-girls - You can get dressed up in my bathroom, I wouldn't be seen dead in public with a tranny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice profile and pictures

I’ve spent the last hour wanking over your pictures, obviously I didn’t read the profile

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By *anny CraicCouple
over a year ago

tyne & wear

Holds a can of Coke beside Cock for comparison....oh...its a meal deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got 9" = I'm gonna need two lolly sticks and an elastic band to make a splint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please put such-and-such in your message title to prove you have read my profile - Because of course there's absolutely no other way of telling if you've read it or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Heavy cummer’

I have a small penis but cum an average amount, so it looks more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I’ve had to bulk delete all my messages!’

No one has messaged for 2 days, so I’m drawing attention to myself. Please message, I’m lonely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘My cock is 9 inches’

It’s not, it’s 5.2, but I messaged from my asshole and I bought the tape in Poundland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘BBC only’

I’ve had enough of my husbands tiny white cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean and hygienic - I wiped my cock on my sleeve while I was waiting for you.

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By *hedireCouple
over a year ago

wigan

Mrs not currently playing etc. - she doesn't know about me on this profile with her photos on it.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Non pushy - will throw toys out of pram if doesn't get a meet after 3 messages.

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Bumping this with...

Verified on a previous profile.. Years ago

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Always fresh and sweet-smelling...I should bloody think so, to..

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Couples profile.. I want you to meet my man on his own for a birthday treat/so he can tell me about it - there is no female at all.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Male/female half has my permission to play solo... They haven't really, they know nothing about this profile "

Oh god. But mine really does! Now I’m flummoxed, caught in a cruel web of fabspeak!

‘Not looking to shag 99 per cent of the site, just looking for the 1 per cent who aren't Time Wasters.’

Will fuck anything that says yes.

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

No timewasters... I'll waste yours then ghost you or no show

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"can we meet now"

The missus is away for the next hour or so and this is the only chance I'll get for at least a month

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

No limits/few limits... I'll scream the place down when you do something I don't like

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Wot u into? - either: I can't be arsed to read your profile, or, I'm too thick to understand what it means.

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Loved your pics... Add me to friends I need wank fodder

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Not new here - deleted my profile in a strop last time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loved your pics... Add me to friends I need wank fodder"

Loved your pics

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

When a profile says not meeting... You'll make an exception for me/us or its seem as some kind of bizarre challenge

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Loved your pics... Add me to friends I need wank fodder

Loved your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only here for forums

I only meet women in age range 66-99

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Single profiles stating they do same/separate room swap. Erm... who with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile says please don't send us friends requests if we have not spoken...

Friends request sent!

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Would be nice to chat... Will continually harass you to ignore your preferences to meet me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just here for the forum....I'm an egotistical prick tease.

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"#youknowwhoyouare"
... I'm stalking you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"#youknowwhoyouare... I'm stalking you.. "

Do you ?

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"#youknowwhoyouare... I'm stalking you..

Do you ?"
nice shoes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Been here before so know the score” - never knew this site existed until Big Tony bragged about being inundated with wenches at last week’s darts night, but think I sound way more credible claiming knowledge of a lifestyle I have entirely misinterpreted as instashag (often enhanced by a “whhhhyyyyyy?” wingey forum thread when three weeks in I find that women don’t actually leap out of their knickers at the sight of three out of focus cock pictures, a six word profile and a FAF message)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veris....... She's not one to miss would really like her all to myself but she won't let me, treat her good or you'll have me to answer to, can't wait for next session God she's hot so hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please put ‘(chosen word/phrse)’ in the subject box to prove you’ve read my/our profile

Is that really the only way it’s proven :/ how about a little effort now may produce greater results leter?

Also there’s proof reading?

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Veris....... She's not one to miss would really like her all to myself but she won't let me, treat her good or you'll have me to answer to, can't wait for next session God she's hot so hot

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oooh stalker alert with that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hygienic and expect you to be too - thinks waxing is a substitute for STD testing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Veris....... She's not one to miss would really like her all to myself but she won't let me, treat her good or you'll have me to answer to, can't wait for next session God she's hot so hot

oooh stalker alert with that lol"
omg don't say Stalker here people throw their dummies out the pram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love older women - can't get a ride from the young ones so you'll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun, friendly guy - substance abuser with no respect for boundaries

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

She got really wet and soaked the bed... Probably incontinent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She got really wet and soaked the bed... Probably incontinent"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open-minded - zero standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met this woman several times now and she gets tighter every time

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

The University thing with the pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respectful - will grovel for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dominant - watch too much porn

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Been here before, know how it works"...I flounce off every other week then come back...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discreet - please don't tell my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who has the best boobs....... I do I do oh my wife does check mine

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Dominant - watch too much porn"

#2 watched/read 50 shades of shit I know it all. My hero is Christian Grey. I'm really a dim dom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proffesional

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Proffesional

Yes, what though?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proffesional

Yes, what though?! "

Presumably nothing to do with the English language for starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proffesional

Yes, what though?! "

Arm wrestler?

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Proffesional

Yes, what though?!

Arm wrestler?"

Finger puller?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proffesional

Yes, what though?!

Arm wrestler?

Finger puller? "

If i bump into you il show you

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Dominant - watch too much porn

#2 watched/read 50 shades of shit I know it all. My hero is Christian Grey. I'm really a dim dom. "

Love this

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Proffesional

Yes, what though?!

Arm wrestler?

Finger puller?

If i bump into you il show you

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Honest genuine and have a huge cock. Why can’t I get any meets. #smallcockteen

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Looking for someone to teach me, as new to this -

Clueless and will dribble his load out in 5 seconds

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I know my way around a woman's body = I've watched a lot of porn.

Been on the scene for years but new profile, as old one hacked =

My many older profiles have all been blocked by discerning locals but thinks they'll not recognise him, as using new stolen pics of someone else.

What you up to? = Wants to bang you immediately.

You're the most gorgeous woman on fab =

(Sends this to profiles even without any pics) sad, desperate wanker.

Looking for fwb and club companion =

Will need your home address and never stop pestering you, as no one else will shag them. His wife controls the budget and can't afford single male entrance price to clubs.

Average body = has been obese for some years and doesn't exercise.

Lasts for hours = when partners don't stop them, due to boredom and lack of satisfaction.

Bicurious = has wanked at porn showing men and women fucking and desperately wants to meet any couple, even if they're bi - but won't do anything with the guy.

Never any complaints = no one would ever hang around long enough to bother.

Won't always meet at the drop of a hat = wants to be supplied with tons of pics for wank fodder, have phone wanks too and can only meet when wife's otherwise engaged.

I know how this works = no less clueless nor the last to complain when they still can't get meets.

I've got a friend who'll join us = someone else to distract you, whilst I attempt to bareback you.

Anything goes party organiser = pimp attempting to piggyback on swinging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know my way around a woman's body = I've watched a lot of porn.