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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... but I haven’t got a stitch to wear.

What’s your excuse for not going out tonight ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... but I haven’t got a stitch to wear.

What’s your excuse for not going out tonight ? "

Can’t be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m half cut already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingers crossed I have a visitor tonight

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"... but I haven’t got a stitch to wear.

What’s your excuse for not going out tonight ? "

I bet you were looking for a job and then found a job as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving on your profile all night op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've broke my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... but I haven’t got a stitch to wear.

What’s your excuse for not going out tonight ?

Can’t be arsed"

Same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fingers crossed I have a visitor tonight

Dominos ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perving on your profile all night op

Feel free to bash one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... but I haven’t got a stitch to wear.

What’s your excuse for not going out tonight ?

Can’t be arsed

Same

Rubi can I PM you about an unrelated topic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fingers crossed I have a visitor tonight

Dominos ?"
hide the sausage, it the latest crazy round here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... but I haven’t got a stitch to wear.

What’s your excuse for not going out tonight ?

I bet you were looking for a job and then found a job as well!

Very good, well spotted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perving on your profile all night op

Feel free to bash one out

I always do when thinking of you John x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one to go out with!!

Or shouldn’t I admit that haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perving on your profile all night op

Feel free to bash one out

I always do when thinking of you John x "

He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perving on your profile all night op

Feel free to bash one out

I always do when thinking of you John x

He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.

Everyone knows the name of your penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one to go out with!!

Or shouldn’t I admit that haha

Where you to love, I’ll put it in the sat nav. I’ll take you to bingo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got my kids

Dont like going out im an old fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perving on your profile all night op

Feel free to bash one out

I always do when thinking of you John x

He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.

Everyone knows the name of your penis "

It was written on a toilet one of the service on the m6

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I've been out all day being taxi dad to my 3 little darlings and just want some me time with a desperados and m&s crinkle cut ready salted crisps maybe a film but definitely time with my fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perving on your profile all night op

Feel free to bash one out

I always do when thinking of you John x

He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.

Everyone knows the name of your penis "

My penis has gone out, he was wearing his little turtle neck jumper and crocs, bless him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 3 bottles of jam shed shiraz . It's beautiful in the garden and I have two days off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perving on your profile all night op

Feel free to bash one out

I always do when thinking of you John x

He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.

Everyone knows the name of your penis

It was written on a toilet one of the service on the m6 "

He spends a lot of time there, cause that’s where the cocks hang out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've broke my car"

Poor you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking about washing my hair, but I won't, I'll just watch Netflix instead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perving on your profile all night op

Feel free to bash one out

I always do when thinking of you John x

He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.

Everyone knows the name of your penis

It was written on a toilet one of the service on the m6

He spends a lot of time there, cause that’s where the cocks hang out. "

I heard that he won all the cock fights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perving on your profile all night op

Feel free to bash one out

I always do when thinking of you John x

He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.

Everyone knows the name of your penis

It was written on a toilet one of the service on the m6

He spends a lot of time there, cause that’s where the cocks hang out.

I heard that he won all the cock fights"

Yes, he’s got a little belt he wears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perving on your profile all night op

Feel free to bash one out

I always do when thinking of you John x

He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.

Everyone knows the name of your penis

It was written on a toilet one of the service on the m6

He spends a lot of time there, cause that’s where the cocks hang out.

I heard that he won all the cock fights

Yes, he’s got a little belt he wears. "

May I see it one night of summer ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perving on your profile all night op

Feel free to bash one out

I always do when thinking of you John x

He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.

Everyone knows the name of your penis

It was written on a toilet one of the service on the m6

He spends a lot of time there, cause that’s where the cocks hang out.

I heard that he won all the cock fights

Yes, he’s got a little belt he wears.

May I see it one night of summer ? "

Yes, late July my friend, I will polish it up for you. I’ll also polish the belt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perving on your profile all night op

Feel free to bash one out

I always do when thinking of you John x

He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.

Everyone knows the name of your penis

It was written on a toilet one of the service on the m6

He spends a lot of time there, cause that’s where the cocks hang out.

I heard that he won all the cock fights

Yes, he’s got a little belt he wears.

May I see it one night of summer ?

Yes, late July my friend, I will polish it up for you. I’ll also polish the belt. "

Well while you are it... Could you polish my shoes while I admire your polished belt and bell end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perving on your profile all night op

Feel free to bash one out

I always do when thinking of you John x

He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.

Everyone knows the name of your penis

My penis has gone out, he was wearing his little turtle neck jumper and crocs, bless him. "

Unattended? God knows where he’s going to end up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perving on your profile all night op

Feel free to bash one out

I always do when thinking of you John x

He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.

Everyone knows the name of your penis

It was written on a toilet one of the service on the m6

He spends a lot of time there, cause that’s where the cocks hang out.

I heard that he won all the cock fights

Yes, he’s got a little belt he wears.

May I see it one night of summer ?

Yes, late July my friend, I will polish it up for you. I’ll also polish the belt.

Well while you are it... Could you polish my shoes while I admire your polished belt and bell end?"

It would be an honour to polish your brogues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m half cut already

So am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... but I haven’t got a stitch to wear.

What’s your excuse for not going out tonight ? "

I don't want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont need an excuse..

I never go out

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Been out all day (not day drinking sadly) and am knackered!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Party last night and hotel meet tomorrow so tonight I am resting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tyson Fury match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... but I haven’t got a stitch to wear.

What’s your excuse for not going out tonight ?

Can’t be arsed

Same

Rubi can I PM you about an unrelated topic?"

Yeah of course x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... but I haven’t got a stitch to wear.

What’s your excuse for not going out tonight ? "

I played that song getting ready earlier. Love the Smiths.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perving on your profile all night op

Feel free to bash one out

I always do when thinking of you John x

He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.

Everyone knows the name of your penis

My penis has gone out, he was wearing his little turtle neck jumper and crocs, bless him.

Unattended? God knows where he’s going to end up!"

Who knows where the wind will take him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... but I haven’t got a stitch to wear.

What’s your excuse for not going out tonight ?

I played that song getting ready earlier. Love the Smiths. "

We are so made for each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching Dvds. High life for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sofa is very comfy

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Fingers crossed I have a visitor tonight

When my son was at schoool, having visitors was code for having nits...

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I was on nights last night. I've had 4 hours sleep today and I'm back in work at 8am tomorrow.

I barely know my name let alone be coherent enough to go out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busy day so having a relaxing night, well that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long swim and then a spa this morning followed by playing frizbies with friends at a birthday picnic - not long home and now tired xx

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"What’s your excuse for not going out tonight ? "

We need excuses now?!

Okay. Um...

In April 1746, in the aftermath of the Battle of Culloden, Bonnie Prince Charlie fled to Skye. What the history books don’t tell us is that he briefly went the wrong way, and spent a few nights in the North East of Scotland, on the run. This is where he assembled the old maid outfit which would later allow Flora Macdonald to escort him over the water.

An amateur archaeologist has just found a clothes peg believed to be one of the ones attached to the clothes BPC stole from a washing line, after workmen found items of significance repairing the drains outside my flat.

I can’t get out of my flat, because there are several armchair historians and enthusiastic detectorists camped out on the pavement outside my door. I literally can’t move for beige gilets and socks in sandals.

(Either that or I’m not interested in going out on Saturday nights.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still hungover from last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because watching Blackish and eating truffle, parmesan fries is way more important!

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By *ad_man22Man
over a year ago

Soli

......but Netflix though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had too much fun last night. Out tomorrw though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because watching Blackish and eating truffle, parmesan fries is way more important! "

A great combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m now without a man to satisfy my every sexual whim and, currently, I cannot be arsed to go through the whole faff of putting myself out there to meet someone else, who will in all likelihood only chase after the next woman who catches his eye anyway.

I’d rather sit here next to my trumping dog and watch a really shit film.

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