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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm doing a barbeque, so I've got.

Steak, burgers, sausages, salmon, garlic chilli prawns, pork steaks.

What would you lot like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a duck in oranges

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Steak, rare please!

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Double bacon cheeseburger please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm having a duck in oranges

Sounds really good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Steak, rare please!"

Coming right up. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double bacon cheeseburger please

XX"

I can do that, take a seat and have a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak med to well done please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres the chicken ? Do i need to bring my own to the party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a grilled lettuce please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Steak med to well done please x

You want peppercorn sauce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steak med to well done please x

You want peppercorn sauce?"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il have a couple tasty bangers covered in bbq sause pls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheres the chicken ? Do i need to bring my own to the party

Oh I've put that in the oven to before the barbeque so I know it's cooked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A barbecue is not a barbecue without pimms x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Il have a couple tasty bangers covered in bbq sause pls

No problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A barbecue is not a barbecue without pimms x"

I'll do a big jug for you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A barbecue is not a barbecue without pimms x"

Whats pimms?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Steak med to well done please x

You want peppercorn sauce?

Yes please

Anything for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A barbecue is not a barbecue without pimms x

Whats pimms?"

Jug of Pimms with lots of fruit in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A barbecue is not a barbecue without pimms x

Whats pimms?

Jug of Pimms with lots of fruit in it

Whats pimms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bbq Baby back ribs and a juicy steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just borrowing this plate for the losers thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A barbecue is not a barbecue without pimms x

Whats pimms?

Jug of Pimms with lots of fruit in it

Whats pimms?"

A fruit based liquer that’s perfect for hot summers days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bbq Baby back ribs and a juicy steak

Good choice, take a seat and I'll poor you a drink while I cook.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just borrowing this plate for the losers thread... "

Thank you,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salmon and some garlic prawns please. Have you any salad cream to go with the salad? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Salmon and some garlic prawns please. Have you any salad cream to go with the salad? X "

Of course I have, you want lemon on salmon?

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Sausage barm please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak and salad ta x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salmon and some garlic prawns please. Have you any salad cream to go with the salad? X

Of course I have, you want lemon on salmon? "

Yes please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sausage barm please "

Plain and simple.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Steak and salad ta x"

No probs

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Sausage barm please

Plain and simple.

Just like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steak and salad ta x

No probs

Perfick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bbq Baby back ribs and a juicy steak

Please can I have the same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me a grilled lettuce please "

Iam out of here ! Never received my grilled lettuce !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bbq Baby back ribs and a juicy steak

Please can I have the same!

Of course my dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me a grilled lettuce please

Iam out of here ! Never received my grilled lettuce ! "

With a bowl of steam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bbq Baby back ribs and a juicy steak

Good choice, take a seat and I'll poor you a drink while I cook.

So kind. My first bbq this summer

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

In on a double shift today, just gone on my break, I'm having mac n cheese with bacon and salad.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Give me a grilled lettuce please

Iam out of here ! Never received my grilled lettuce ! "

I did notice that veggies weren't very well catered for at this bbq

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

We are going out for cocktails then curry

Frank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il have a couple tasty bangers covered in bbq sause pls

saucy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres the chicken ? Do i need to bring my own to the party

Oh I've put that in the oven to before the barbeque so I know it's cooked.

Good good cant beat a nice tender breast

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A G&T whilst I people watch, I’ll get what ever is left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In on a double shift today, just gone on my break, I'm having mac n cheese with bacon and salad. "

I’m making Mac N Cheese with bacon scraps tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In on a double shift today, just gone on my break, I'm having mac n cheese with bacon and salad. "

You gypo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me a grilled lettuce please

Iam out of here ! Never received my grilled lettuce !

I did notice that veggies weren't very well catered for at this bbq

I do apologise, how rude of me. Hang on I said salmon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are going out for cocktails then curry

Frank"

Good man have a good night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A G&T whilst I people watch, I’ll get what ever is left!"

G&T with ice and a slice. X

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

We have a bottle of wine chilling in my pussy

xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a bottle of wine chilling in my pussy

xxxxx Suzi"

It won't be cold for long.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a bottle of wine chilling in my pussy

xxxxx Suzi

It won't be cold for long.

Just imagining grabbing you by the leg to poor a drink as I assume it's the bottom end first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to make a cottage pie. Been fancying one for a while. It's finally time....

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Give me a grilled lettuce please

Iam out of here ! Never received my grilled lettuce !

I did notice that veggies weren't very well catered for at this bbq

I do apologise, how rude of me. Hang on I said salmon.

I don't eat fish. Like all vegetarians.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm doing a barbeque, so I've got.

Steak, burgers, sausages, salmon, garlic chilli prawns, pork steaks.

What would you lot like?

"
got any samosas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm doing a barbeque, so I've got.

Steak, burgers, sausages, salmon, garlic chilli prawns, pork steaks.

What would you lot like?

Have you got any squirrel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bbq Baby back ribs and a juicy steak

Please can I have the same!

Of course my dear

Oh yummy thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to make a cottage pie. Been fancying one for a while. It's finally time...."

Is cottage beef and shepherds lamb?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm doing a barbeque, so I've got.

Steak, burgers, sausages, salmon, garlic chilli prawns, pork steaks.

What would you lot like?

Have you got any squirrel?"

I'll run up a tree and grab one for you jim bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to make a cottage pie. Been fancying one for a while. It's finally time....

Is cottage beef and shepherds lamb? "

That's the one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me a grilled lettuce please

Iam out of here ! Never received my grilled lettuce !

I did notice that veggies weren't very well catered for at this bbq

I do apologise, how rude of me. Hang on I said salmon.

I don't eat fish. Like all vegetarians."

Sorry my dear, what would you like and I will see what I can do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to make a cottage pie. Been fancying one for a while. It's finally time....

Is cottage beef and shepherds lamb?

That's the one

Get in I'm fuckin clever me.

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By *anny CraicCouple
over a year ago

tyne & wear

Pint of Hobgoblin and A Voddie for the Mrs ...we're on a diet ..Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm doing a barbeque, so I've got.

Steak, burgers, sausages, salmon, garlic chilli prawns, pork steaks.

What would you lot like?

Have you got any squirrel?

I'll run up a tree and grab one for you jim bob

You're an excellent host. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to make a cottage pie. Been fancying one for a while. It's finally time....

Is cottage beef and shepherds lamb?

That's the one

Get in I'm fuckin clever me.

The fact that Shepherds look after sheep should be a big clue too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to make a cottage pie. Been fancying one for a while. It's finally time....

Is cottage beef and shepherds lamb?

That's the one

Get in I'm fuckin clever me.

The fact that Shepherds look after sheep should be a big clue too

No way well there you go. You know that due to being Welsh, not saying anything as mum's Welsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to make a cottage pie. Been fancying one for a while. It's finally time....

Is cottage beef and shepherds lamb?

That's the one

Get in I'm fuckin clever me.

The fact that Shepherds look after sheep should be a big clue too

No way well there you go. You know that due to being Welsh, not saying anything as mum's Welsh

Ouch!!!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"We have a bottle of wine chilling in my pussy

xxxxx Suzi

It won't be cold for long.

Just imagining grabbing you by the leg to poor a drink as I assume it's the bottom end first.

Noooo lol. Neck and first

xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a bottle of wine chilling in my pussy

xxxxx Suzi

It won't be cold for long.

Just imagining grabbing you by the leg to poor a drink as I assume it's the bottom end first.

Noooo lol. Neck and first

xxxxx Suzi"

Sorry Suzi, only joking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to make a cottage pie. Been fancying one for a while. It's finally time....

Is cottage beef and shepherds lamb?

That's the one

Get in I'm fuckin clever me.

The fact that Shepherds look after sheep should be a big clue too

No way well there you go. You know that due to being Welsh, not saying anything as mum's Welsh

Ouch!!!

You can't beat Welsh lamb, we can't get it in Liverpool, in fact you can't beat Welsh women that's why my dad got one.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Do you have a veggie option?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"A G&T whilst I people watch, I’ll get what ever is left!

G&T with ice and a slice. X"

That’s the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a veggie option?

The bread rolls

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Do you have a veggie option?

The bread rolls

Yummy....I am a total carb monster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a veggie option?

Yep, I got salad, cous cous, I got fish but was told veggies don't eat fish but I thought they do. Correct me if I'm wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to make a cottage pie. Been fancying one for a while. It's finally time....

Is cottage beef and shepherds lamb?

That's the one

Get in I'm fuckin clever me.

The fact that Shepherds look after sheep should be a big clue too

No way well there you go. You know that due to being Welsh, not saying anything as mum's Welsh

Ouch!!!

You can't beat Welsh lamb, we can't get it in Liverpool, in fact you can't beat Welsh women that's why my dad got one.

Ahhhh using your charm offensive. Good play

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to make a cottage pie. Been fancying one for a while. It's finally time....

Is cottage beef and shepherds lamb?

That's the one

Get in I'm fuckin clever me.

The fact that Shepherds look after sheep should be a big clue too

No way well there you go. You know that due to being Welsh, not saying anything as mum's Welsh

Ouch!!!

You can't beat Welsh lamb, we can't get it in Liverpool, in fact you can't beat Welsh women that's why my dad got one.

Ahhhh using your charm offensive. Good play

Thank you, or should I say Diolch. X

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Give me a grilled lettuce please

Iam out of here ! Never received my grilled lettuce !

I did notice that veggies weren't very well catered for at this bbq

I do apologise, how rude of me. Hang on I said salmon.

I don't eat fish. Like all vegetarians.

Sorry my dear, what would you like and I will see what I can do?"

A mushroom burger would be nice - a Portobello mushroom grilled until soft with some halloumi cheese.

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me a grilled lettuce please

Iam out of here ! Never received my grilled lettuce !

I did notice that veggies weren't very well catered for at this bbq

I do apologise, how rude of me. Hang on I said salmon.

I don't eat fish. Like all vegetarians.

Sorry my dear, what would you like and I will see what I can do?

A mushroom burger would be nice - a Portobello mushroom grilled until soft with some halloumi cheese.

Thank you."

I'm all over it.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Do you have a veggie option?

Yep, I got salad, cous cous, I got fish but was told veggies don't eat fish but I thought they do. Correct me if I'm wrong. "

It can get confusing because people use different labels to mean different things...

Pescatarians don't eat any meat, but do eat fish, eggs, cheese ect.

Vegetarians don't eat meat or fish, but do eat eggs, cheese etc.

Ovo vegetarians don't eat meat, fish or dairy products, but do eat eggs

Lacto vegetarians don't eat meat, fish or eggs, but do eat dairy products.

Vegans don't eat meat, fish, eggs or dairy products.

Fruitarians don't eat anything that means the plant has died to produce the food (so, basically just fruit).

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Give me a grilled lettuce please

Iam out of here ! Never received my grilled lettuce !

I did notice that veggies weren't very well catered for at this bbq

I do apologise, how rude of me. Hang on I said salmon.

I don't eat fish. Like all vegetarians.

Sorry my dear, what would you like and I will see what I can do?

A mushroom burger would be nice - a Portobello mushroom grilled until soft with some halloumi cheese.

Thank you.

I'm all over it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a veggie option?

Yep, I got salad, cous cous, I got fish but was told veggies don't eat fish but I thought they do. Correct me if I'm wrong.

It can get confusing because people use different labels to mean different things...

Pescatarians don't eat any meat, but do eat fish, eggs, cheese ect.

Vegetarians don't eat meat or fish, but do eat eggs, cheese etc.

Ovo vegetarians don't eat meat, fish or dairy products, but do eat eggs

Lacto vegetarians don't eat meat, fish or eggs, but do eat dairy products.

Vegans don't eat meat, fish, eggs or dairy products.

Fruitarians don't eat anything that means the plant has died to produce the food (so, basically just fruit)."

Ok, thank you for clearing that up. I used to go out with someone who was vegetarian but she ate fish, lying bitch.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Ok, thank you for clearing that up. I used to go out with someone who was vegetarian but she ate fish, lying bitch.

I am a vegetarian who doesn’t eat fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As usually I'm late to the party but I'll take it to another level...so let's have chicken marinated in something with green salad and french stick...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As usually I'm late to the party but I'll take it to another level...so let's have chicken marinated in something with green salad and french stick...

Ok darlin, I'll light it up again for you. X

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