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By *lue Narwhal OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Its almost fathers day and its time to start thinking about your old man.

So start by sharing your dads sayings, the ones that no one else ever says except him (and you in 20 years time)..

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

My dad died when I was young, and I can't remember his sayings, but I have happy memories of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t care how you get there, you can fucking nose boink as long as you get there

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

My dad has loads of sayings but the first one that springs to mind was said whenever we were in the car ‘don’t stick anything out of the window that you aren’t prepared to lose’ meaning hands or arms.....it makes sense now but when we were little it was awwwwww dadddddd!!

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By *lue Narwhal OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"I don’t care how you get there, you can fucking nose boink as long as you get there "

Great saying, not sure I know what the fuck it means but I am about to use it to see if I can get some people motivated..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad died 13 years ago so I can't really remember his sayings.

My stepdad is a real character but a lot of his sayings are very politically incorrect. He's really poorly at the moment and is home to die but still was blunt enough to ask the young carer who had short hair if she was a lesbian this morning I was so embarrassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my dad is a serial pun teller, and the older I get the groanier they get...

one of his best though was on a long hot summers day he was chatting to a neighbour who said he could do with a stiff drink, to which my dad responded 'how about an ice lolly'

sorry not really a saying but it always makes me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad died 13 years ago so I can't really remember his sayings.

My stepdad is a real character but a lot of his sayings are very politically incorrect. He's really poorly at the moment and is home to die but still was blunt enough to ask the young carer who had short hair if she was a lesbian this morning I was so embarrassed "

I'm sorry to hear hun xx

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

My dad died when I was 15 but i will always remember him saying. Never step on anyone in your way up the ladder as you'll always pass them on the way back down.

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There


"My dad died 13 years ago so I can't really remember his sayings.

My stepdad is a real character but a lot of his sayings are very politically incorrect. He's really poorly at the moment and is home to die but still was blunt enough to ask the young carer who had short hair if she was a lesbian this morning I was so embarrassed "

Wish the situation wasn't what is is x

HOWEVER.. Was she? Did you get her number if so? I remember very well that you like your ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad always says "Don't fuck what you can't fight"

Pretty sound advice I think

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Dad died 6 years ago but he was cool . He always recited a scene from the film Colors . " Son bull says to Dad Bull , dad can we run down to that field and Fuck one of those cows . Dad Bull says to son , no son , let's walk down to that field , and Fuck em all . .....

Not ever been sure what he was trying to tell me but there you go

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There


"My dad always says "Don't fuck what you can't fight"

Pretty sound advice I think "

Really good advice but I'm pretty strong so I'd run the risk of never getting f*cked if everyone followed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww I lost my Dad very young in his 30’s.

He did used to tell us - look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves.

That’s always stayed with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad died 13 years ago so I can't really remember his sayings.

My stepdad is a real character but a lot of his sayings are very politically incorrect. He's really poorly at the moment and is home to die but still was blunt enough to ask the young carer who had short hair if she was a lesbian this morning I was so embarrassed

Wish the situation wasn't what is is x

HOWEVER.. Was she? Did you get her number if so? I remember very well that you like your ladies "

Oh hello beautiful- some ladies

She wasn't quite feminine enough for me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad always says "Don't fuck what you can't fight"

Pretty sound advice I think

Really good advice but I'm pretty strong so I'd run the risk of never getting f*cked if everyone followed it "

Don't I know it . Take it from someone that she's pinned down, you can't fight her

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"my dad is a serial pun teller, and the older I get the groanier they get...

one of his best though was on a long hot summers day he was chatting to a neighbour who said he could do with a stiff drink, to which my dad responded 'how about an ice lolly'

sorry not really a saying but it always makes me smile "

Not sure what it says about me but I had a good chuckle at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad says if you get any hassle kick them in the balls.

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By *lue Narwhal OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"My dad died 13 years ago so I can't really remember his sayings.

My stepdad is a real character but a lot of his sayings are very politically incorrect. He's really poorly at the moment and is home to die but still was blunt enough to ask the young carer who had short hair if she was a lesbian this morning I was so embarrassed "

Thats one of the last joys you have in life, being able to say and get away with saying all those things you thought but thought better of saying.

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

Son, what does fiddling cause?

Babies Dad, babies

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton

If drinking ever interferes with your job quit your job

And

Worrying is like a rocking chair.. it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere

So now I have no job and I'm an alcoholic but at least I don't worry about it haha (Just kidding I do worry ) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad is forever telling me "you'll understand when you get to my age"

I'm still not his age yet

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Dad is forever telling me "you'll understand when you get to my age"

I'm still not his age yet

Fuzz"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can be anything you want to be...just don't be a c*nt.

I miss you Dad. Legend. x

(Mr)

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There


"

HOWEVER.. Was she? Did you get her number if so? I remember very well that you like your ladies

Oh hello beautiful- some ladies

She wasn't quite feminine enough for me . "

And I was? Haha I'm such a bloke sometimes. Obviously only in some character traits. Body wise there's no denying I'm all woman

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There


"My dad always says "Don't fuck what you can't fight"

Pretty sound advice I think

Really good advice but I'm pretty strong so I'd run the risk of never getting f*cked if everyone followed it

Don't I know it . Take it from someone that she's pinned down, you can't fight her "

Ah yes. Apologies. I too am a bit of a handful

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By *lue Narwhal OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"If drinking ever interferes with your job quit your job

And

Worrying is like a rocking chair.. it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere

So now I have no job and I'm an alcoholic but at least I don't worry about it haha (Just kidding I do worry ) xx "

I'll see you later in the park, i will bring the cans of special brew...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad died 8 years ago 10 weeks after me old ma.ok put the violins down.

One of his favourite sayings was ‘there’s no smoke without fire’.

Used to think it was a crass thing to say, but now realise as you grow older these sayins have a lot of widom in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ever we were told not to do something that could harm one's self then didn’t listen ,dad would say “ that’ll learn ya boy “ low & behold several sayings dad said I’m now repeating to my own children

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

'They're all the same some of em'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Son,

She's always right even when she's wrong just keep your head down and you might survive

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"My dad always says "Don't fuck what you can't fight"

Pretty sound advice I think

Really good advice but I'm pretty strong so I'd run the risk of never getting f*cked if everyone followed it

Don't I know it . Take it from someone that she's pinned down, you can't fight her

Ah yes. Apologies. I too am a bit of a handful "

You sure are and that's exactly how I love you. Your alway a hand full and never make it easy on yourself. But it's all the more rewarding when I do get you exactly where I want you My Girl.

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