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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Omg the hound has just let rip and woke himself up.

Its making me want to vom

Whats your worst smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy who's been dead for a few weeks in a central heated flat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg the hound has just let rip and woke himself up.

Its making me want to vom

Whats your worst smell?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rotten eggs, my children took eggs to school to make a decorated Easter egg.

I found one in a school bag a while later after the smell started appearing. Yuk!!

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By *ilNdoCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Rotting flesh!!!

Vom/eye&nose sting type of smell.

Makes me gag thinking of it! :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy who's been dead for a few weeks in a central heated flat."

Strangely enough I've smelt that as well. And I'd agree.

Except this guy died in his chair in front of his electric fire about 2 weeks before anyone realised he was dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines was a meet around 3-4 years ago. Picked this lass up for outdoor/car fun. She was dressed well, boots, short denim skirt etc. All sounds good ao far until she opened her legs. The stench stunk my car out. This is a true story. I couldnt have sex with her & my car stunk all the way home even with the windows opened. Horrible

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Dog farts

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By *apasmurfkingMan
over a year ago

not so Littlehampton

When they start emptying the cess tanks 5 months after the last meeting at my local racecourse, just as we are starting lunch.

Mmmmm yummy with a sandwich

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Maggotty wheelie bins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy who's been dead for a few weeks in a central heated flat.

Strangely enough I've smelt that as well. And I'd agree.

Except this guy died in his chair in front of his electric fire about 2 weeks before anyone realised he was dead. "

Never forget it, do you?

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By *arney n BettyCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

My forgotten lunch,

coronation chicken on wraps, didn’t eat them then forgot then went on hols....... the smell was unreal. I scrapped the car not long after??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fox poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fox poo "

It can't be - my friend's dogs love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines was a meet around 3-4 years ago. Picked this lass up for outdoor/car fun. She was dressed well, boots, short denim skirt etc. All sounds good ao far until she opened her legs. The stench stunk my car out. This is a true story. I couldnt have sex with her & my car stunk all the way home even with the windows opened. Horrible"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy who's been dead for a few weeks in a central heated flat.

Strangely enough I've smelt that as well. And I'd agree.

Except this guy died in his chair in front of his electric fire about 2 weeks before anyone realised he was dead.

Never forget it, do you? "

Unfortunately not. There really is no other way of describing it but putrid. Hopefully not something I'll ever have to experience again.

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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Fox poo "

Tomato ketchup on the dog if they've rolled in in, neutralises the smell.

Unfortunately am not keen on the ketchup smell.

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By *apasmurfkingMan
over a year ago

not so Littlehampton

Also used gearbox oil.

Instantly has me gagging.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

The food bin after forgetting to do it and going away for the weekend

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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"A guy who's been dead for a few weeks in a central heated flat.

Strangely enough I've smelt that as well. And I'd agree.

Except this guy died in his chair in front of his electric fire about 2 weeks before anyone realised he was dead.

Never forget it, do you?

Unfortunately not. There really is no other way of describing it but putrid. Hopefully not something I'll ever have to experience again. "

Not nice is it smelt it once hopefully never again.

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By *erseus1968Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg the hound has just let rip and woke himself up.

Its making me want to vom

Whats your worst smell?"

Some high brow threads on here tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The meat plant trucks that drive through my village. In hot conditions

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Decomposed defrosted mouse

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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Omg the hound has just let rip and woke himself up.

Its making me want to vom

Whats your worst smell?

Some high brow threads on here tonight. "

Well you didn't have to join in!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

When they purge an injection moulding machine. Before uni my Stepmum employed me and put me to work on the factory floor for a summer. When they purged the machines the only way I could cope was to tape my nose shut.

I have smelt bodies in all manner of decay and give me that over the purging any day.

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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"The meat plant trucks that drive through my village. In hot conditions "

Decomposing animal flesh lovely.. Not

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Whilst working on the bins, emptied one particular one and the smell was ungodly, our driver got out who'd served in Kosovo in the military, said it smelt like the mass graves he'd been to whilst there.....which was somewhat disturbing....

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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Decomposed defrosted mouse"

Why did you defreeze it?

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"Fox poo

It can't be - my friend's dogs love it "

So does that little twat of mine,it was worse when she covered herself in the smell of rotting fish which she found.

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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Whilst working on the bins, emptied one particular one and the smell was ungodly, our driver got out who'd served in Kosovo in the military, said it smelt like the mass graves he'd been to whilst there.....which was somewhat disturbing.... "

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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Fox poo

It can't be - my friend's dogs love it

So does that little twat of mine,it was worse when she covered herself in the smell of rotting fish which she found."

Try ketchup works with fox poo

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Decomposed defrosted mouse

Why did you defreeze it? "
to feed to the snake but unbeknown to me i dropped one down the side of the unit

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Tuna makes me gag n gib n wretch

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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Decomposed defrosted mouse

Why did you defreeze it? to feed to the snake but unbeknown to me i dropped one down the side of the unit"

Oh dear a mistake you won't make again I guess

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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Tuna makes me gag n gib n wretch "

Friend at work does that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg the hound has just let rip and woke himself up.

Its making me want to vom

Whats your worst smell?

Some high brow threads on here tonight.

Well you didn't have to join in! "

Hey I didn’t, that was the dog who let rip on his own!

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

I remember fart bombs that u had to smash.. my nose is still offended 20 years later

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"Whilst working on the bins, emptied one particular one and the smell was ungodly, our driver got out who'd served in Kosovo in the military, said it smelt like the mass graves he'd been to whilst there.....which was somewhat disturbing.... "

Mm I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fox poo

It can't be - my friend's dogs love it

So does that little twat of mine,it was worse when she covered herself in the smell of rotting fish which she found.

Try ketchup works with fox poo"

I prefer it with a little mayonnaise.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

The smell of vomit

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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The smell in a Men's changing room after a lot of them having been drinking the night before

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By *hris196750Man
over a year ago

northallerton

Two great danes farting in unison absolutely violent

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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Omg the hound has just let rip and woke himself up.

Its making me want to vom

Whats your worst smell?

Some high brow threads on here tonight.

Well you didn't have to join in!

Hey I didn’t, that was the dog who let rip on his own! "

Yes I own up to mine

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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Two great danes farting in unison absolutely violent "

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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"The smell in a Men's changing room after a lot of them having been drinking the night before "

Can't say I've been there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gone off milk isnt great

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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"The smell of vomit "

I can do that after working with children you get used to it.

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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"gone off milk isnt great"

This is very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ever had to clean out the goat house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet gangrene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ever had to clean out the goat house? "

Yes once, when my neighbours went away. Not good

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Omg the hound has just let rip and woke himself up.

Its making me want to vom

Whats your worst smell?"

Ha ha ha ha that’s a nice description of the Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rotten chicken.

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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"You ever had to clean out the goat house? "

Yes I have its grim but not vom enduring for me . I've also cleaned out horses, cows, pigs and sheep.

Chickens and tukerys too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maggotty wheelie bins! "

London on bin day in the Summer is the WORST!

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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Omg the hound has just let rip and woke himself up.

Its making me want to vom

Whats your worst smell?

Ha ha ha ha that’s a nice description of the Mr "

Oh that's bad, he's not a hound!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Stale body odour! I heave in a very ungainly way if I get the slightest whiff of it. Bad, bad smell.

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

Found one of my Ewes dead in the field Sunday morning. Couldn’t get it disposed of until Monday morning so just covered it with a tarpaulin.

Dragging it out of the field Monday morning was the most horrendous stench!

Lots of pausing to dry retch and try to get fresh air.

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By *uxom red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Found one of my Ewes dead in the field Sunday morning. Couldn’t get it disposed of until Monday morning so just covered it with a tarpaulin.

Dragging it out of the field Monday morning was the most horrendous stench!

Lots of pausing to dry retch and try to get fresh air."

Not a nice experience

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Dead rat..... Especially the dead baby rat my cat left under my bed the other day!

We had one under a portacabin where I used to work once and they kept using lavender air freshener to cover the smell before they could get it out. Lavender air freshener will for ever be associated with death for me now!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Found one of my Ewes dead in the field Sunday morning. Couldn’t get it disposed of until Monday morning so just covered it with a tarpaulin.

Dragging it out of the field Monday morning was the most horrendous stench!

Lots of pausing to dry retch and try to get fresh air."

I feel quite sad for the Ewe

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Sombody with C Diff ,the smell you will know if a nurse ,or a very infected leg ulcer ..yuck

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

I hate the smell of public baby changing room nappy bins. The stench once that lid is opened is one I always dreaded when out and about with my babies many years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also used gearbox oil.

Instantly has me gagging. "

This...

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By *igD_midlandsMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Making duck liver parfait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 week old dirty protein shaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fungating wounds - nothing else like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were watching a movie at mom and dad friend’s house in south Africa once a month where all the kids and adult got to watch a home movies from a projector the one time we were watching fire inferno there was a real bad small we thought it was john who just let rip it was silence but deadly the we found out if was the dog on his lap call jock who did it we all laugh.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My youngest sons bedroom!

I require a hazmat suit & breathing apparatus before attempting to enter.

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm sure there's worst but the smell of Jack Daniels is somewhere up on my list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've smelt dead bodies but the worst thing I've ever smelt was a guy I worked with. He could walk down an aisle and you could smell him a few minutes later if you went into that aisle. He asked me to drop him off after work. It was actually burning the inside of my nose. I drove to the next bus stop and had to get out cos I was boaking and thought I was going to be sick. The next day another colleague asked why I had let him in my car. Bloody shame for the guy x

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I'd agree with rotting flesh, horrid smell, used to be a daily thing back in my farming days.

Also the sebum from a squeezed cyst is absolutely rank, like a really strong cheese.

Finally when someone has bad breath to the point of it smelling like raw sewage, just brush your teeth bro!

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Bins left outside a student house ... Kebab... Kebab.. Hot wings ... And umm... Only what i can discribe as... Cat food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else heard about the story of a plane that had to do an emergency landing because one of the passengers stank so much that others were sick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex wife.....

Well her cooking

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Anyone else heard about the story of a plane that had to do an emergency landing because one of the passengers stank so much that others were sick..."

Yes !!! That was some time back lool

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

we have two skunks, not sprayed for over a year now, but man do they smell bad when they do!. we tried febreez ect to no avail. had to have the windows open for three days to get rid of the smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my customers does exactly the same thing, I am sure something has crawled up his arse and died

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By *rofessormarkyxMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Try a meat rendering plant! Iwent for a maintenance job there not knowing what they did (I was just told machinery) the smell of whole minced up cow being boiled is something I'll never forget. The ex wife wouldn't let me in the house with my clothes on so I had to strip off in the garden and get straight in the shower!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead bodies. Ones that have been there a while and are melting in to carpet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat in Montgomery St, read profile

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