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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

why why delia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

la la la la lalala..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear lol have we been at the vodka ?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"why why delia "

Norwich City 1 - Irish Drinker 0 lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"oh dear lol have we been at the vodka ? "

what me never

ok 1 or 2 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh dear lol have we been at the vodka ?

what me never

ok 1 or 2 lol "

Bottles

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"oh dear lol have we been at the vodka ?

what me never

ok 1 or 2 lol

Bottles "

2nd drink and going straight to head tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh dear lol have we been at the vodka ?

what me never

ok 1 or 2 lol

Bottles

2nd drink and going straight to head tonight "

What have you been told about measurements , a bottle isnt classed as 1 drink

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"oh dear lol have we been at the vodka ?

what me never

ok 1 or 2 lol

Bottles

2nd drink and going straight to head tonight

What have you been told about measurements , a bottle isnt classed as 1 drink "

darn, theres me thinking i was being good

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"oh dear lol have we been at the vodka ?

what me never

ok 1 or 2 lol

Bottles

2nd drink and going straight to head tonight

What have you been told about measurements , a bottle isnt classed as 1 drink

darn, theres me thinking i was being good "

There's nowt wrong with CofA having a drink.

It lets the keyboard cool down a touch.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix"

noe me but shhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix"

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

noe me but shhhh "

Thats ok, your secrets safe with me....pass the bottle please

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

noe me but shhhh

Thats ok, your secrets safe with me....pass the bottle please"

Passes the bottle

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges "

You are are sooooooooooooooooooo dead

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges "

what's this about privet hedges, black shoes and missing matching underwear?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

noe me but shhhh

Thats ok, your secrets safe with me....pass the bottle please

Passes the bottle "

did ye have to spin it?

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges "

I so wanna know this story

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

noe me but shhhh

Thats ok, your secrets safe with me....pass the bottle please

Passes the bottle

did ye have to spin it? "

Makes it more fun

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges

I so wanna know this story "

says the women whose rant thread it is but won't spill the rant

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges

I so wanna know this story "

No you don't, it's lies all lies

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

noe me but shhhh

Thats ok, your secrets safe with me....pass the bottle please

Passes the bottle

did ye have to spin it?

Makes it more fun "

More fun? i'm exhausted.

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges

I so wanna know this story

No you don't, it's lies all lies "

that means its true ... wanna know even more now

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges

what's this about privet hedges, black shoes and missing matching underwear?"

No underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges

I so wanna know this story

No you don't, it's lies all lies "

I cant tell I will be killed

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges

I so wanna know this story

No you don't, it's lies all lies

I cant tell I will be killed "

You are learning grasshopper

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges

I so wanna know this story

No you don't, it's lies all lies

I cant tell I will be killed "

its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges

I so wanna know this story

No you don't, it's lies all lies

I cant tell I will be killed

its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me "

ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges

I so wanna know this story

No you don't, it's lies all lies

I cant tell I will be killed

its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me

ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed "

Err I am here you know

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges

I so wanna know this story

No you don't, it's lies all lies

I cant tell I will be killed

its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me

ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed "

Omg thanks for that Pm my lips are sealed

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges

I so wanna know this story

No you don't, it's lies all lies

I cant tell I will be killed

its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me

ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed

Err I am here you know "

hi

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges

I so wanna know this story

No you don't, it's lies all lies

I cant tell I will be killed

its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me

ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed "

yeah but typing isnt saying is it?

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges

I so wanna know this story

No you don't, it's lies all lies

I cant tell I will be killed

its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me

ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed

yeah but typing isnt saying is it?"

thats true ..its thinking aloud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges

I so wanna know this story

No you don't, it's lies all lies

I cant tell I will be killed

its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me

ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed

Err I am here you know

hi "

Ive got that song in my head now

Little does she know that I know that she knows

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges

I so wanna know this story

No you don't, it's lies all lies

I cant tell I will be killed

its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me

ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed

yeah but typing isnt saying is it?

thats true ..its thinking aloud "

so where's MY pm then, copying isnt theft

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix

Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges

I so wanna know this story

No you don't, it's lies all lies

I cant tell I will be killed

its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me

ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed

Err I am here you know

hi

Ive got that song in my head now

Little does she know that I know that she knows "

Kursaal Flyers

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence"

Spill !!!!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence"

Have you not seen you-tube

http//www.lancashirehedgetrimmer.com

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!"

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Have you not seen you-tube

http//www.lancashirehedgetrimmer.com"

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Have you not seen you-tube

http//www.lancashirehedgetrimmer.com

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY "

location, location, location

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Have you not seen you-tube

http//www.lancashirehedgetrimmer.com

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY "

Im too scared to look

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka."

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw "

you just want that for felching ont you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw "

you just want that for felching dont you

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Have you not seen you-tube

http//www.lancashirehedgetrimmer.com

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Im too scared to look "

It wouldn't be so bad but if you can understand Hedgehog, i'm sure one says "Oooooh Look, Pet's been to the barbers."

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Have you not seen you-tube

http//www.lancashirehedgetrimmer.com

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY "

aint big enough

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw "

I got a packet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wants a pint of whateva she's on xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw "

Here. Just peel this cover back.

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

I got a packet"

on way have you room ready and me dinner

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Have you not seen you-tube

http//www.lancashirehedgetrimmer.com

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Im too scared to look

It wouldn't be so bad but if you can understand Hedgehog, i'm sure one says "Oooooh Look, Pet's been to the barbers.""

Err scuse me I go to the hairdressers to be coiffed

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

I got a packet

on way have you room ready and me dinner "

sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

I got a packet

on way have you room ready and me dinner "

It's not Christmas yet

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

I got a packet

on way have you room ready and me dinner

sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space "

oh i likey sausage and meat balls

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over a year ago


"I wants a pint of whateva she's on xx "

2 bottles of vodka she is a bad girl

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

I got a packet

on way have you room ready and me dinner

It's not Christmas yet"

not long now, have flights booked

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

I got a packet

on way have you room ready and me dinner

It's not Christmas yet

not long now, have flights booked "

Ah but which airport?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

I got a packet

on way have you room ready and me dinner

sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space

oh i likey sausage and meat balls "

Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wants a pint of whateva she's on xx

2 bottles of vodka she is a bad girl "

I loves bad girls xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

I got a packet

on way have you room ready and me dinner

sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space

oh i likey sausage and meat balls

Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why "

whats anal

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

I got a packet

on way have you room ready and me dinner

sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space

oh i likey sausage and meat balls

Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why

whats anal "

dancing naked in a hungry lions cage.

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

I got a packet

on way have you room ready and me dinner

sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space

oh i likey sausage and meat balls

Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why

whats anal

dancing naked in a hungry lions cage."

anh never meet any lions

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

I got a packet

on way have you room ready and me dinner

sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space

oh i likey sausage and meat balls

Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why

whats anal "

Don't believe a word, she's a likkle stirrer

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

I got a packet

on way have you room ready and me dinner

sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space

oh i likey sausage and meat balls

Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why

whats anal

Don't believe a word, she's a likkle stirrer"

not to worry ive a big wooden spoon i can lend

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

I got a packet

on way have you room ready and me dinner

sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space

oh i likey sausage and meat balls

Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why

whats anal

Don't believe a word, she's a likkle stirrer

not to worry ive a big wooden spoon i can lend "

Oh won't ask what you use that for lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

I got a packet

on way have you room ready and me dinner

sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space

oh i likey sausage and meat balls

Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why

whats anal

Don't believe a word, she's a likkle stirrer

not to worry ive a big wooden spoon i can lend "

words can't describe how i'd like to spoon with you

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

I got a packet

on way have you room ready and me dinner

sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space

oh i likey sausage and meat balls

Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why

whats anal

Don't believe a word, she's a likkle stirrer

not to worry ive a big wooden spoon i can lend

words can't describe how i'd like to spoon with you

"

Creep lol x

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

I got a packet

on way have you room ready and me dinner

sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space

oh i likey sausage and meat balls

Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why

whats anal

Don't believe a word, she's a likkle stirrer

not to worry ive a big wooden spoon i can lend

Oh won't ask what you use that for lol"

my lips are sealed xxx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence

Spill !!!!!

Don't. It's precious Vodka.

omg thats true ... wheres the straw

I got a packet

on way have you room ready and me dinner

sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space

oh i likey sausage and meat balls

Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why

whats anal

Don't believe a word, she's a likkle stirrer

not to worry ive a big wooden spoon i can lend

Oh won't ask what you use that for lol

my lips are sealed xxx "

not for long

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

pet got the super glue pus out

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