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Smash your back doors in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A charming term which I believe refers to the act of anal intercourse, however for me just conjures up images of Michael Caine and "you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off."

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

You don't want to be around when they blow their back doors off.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Personally I really don't like that term, no decorum.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Oh god what was that thread not so long back that used similar terminology and didn’t go down all that well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god what was that thread not so long back that used similar terminology and didn’t go down all that well? "

No thread seems to go down well anymore.

For a swingers site, I suspect people aren't getting laid enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god what was that thread not so long back that used similar terminology and didn’t go down all that well?

No thread seems to go down well anymore.

For a swingers site, I suspect people aren't getting laid enough"

Or getting paid enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A charming term which I believe refers to the act of anal intercourse, however for me just conjures up images of Michael Caine and "you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off." "

Skim reading but got that you want to Analy penetrate a respected 85 year old actor.

Cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god what was that thread not so long back that used similar terminology and didn’t go down all that well?

No thread seems to go down well anymore.

For a swingers site, I suspect people aren't getting laid enough

Or getting paid enough "

Either way, something needs to change

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By *ornybobBuilderMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Up the bum no harm done

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Oh god what was that thread not so long back that used similar terminology and didn’t go down all that well?

No thread seems to go down well anymore.

For a swingers site, I suspect people aren't getting laid enough"

I was just about to message you, don’t you remember it? There was a part 2 you directed me to the original thread

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"A charming term which I believe refers to the act of anal intercourse, however for me just conjures up images of Michael Caine and "you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off." "

We used to go to a local swinging club on a regular basis and a new guy was chatting with a couple of friends on the table nearby . As my wife walked past to get a drink he turned to a mate and said ‘ I wouldn’t mind smashing he back door in ‘ , and I was a bit taken aback by his childish analogy . He was about 40 I guess .

Anyway , the night went on , and later in the main orgy room a group of us were enjoying some fun and he came in . He asked the couple nearest whether they would mind him joining in , go which the guy replied ‘ No thanks , we aren’t looking for anyone to smash my wife’s back door in thanks ‘ .

Five minutes later , another couple joined in , and he asked them the same question and he got exactly the same answer .

I had a little chuckle as he stood on the sidelines watching the fun for about ten minutes before he left with his tail between his legs .

Never saw him again until a few years later in the local Wetherspoons and as we walked past you can guess what he said about my wife .....ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A charming term which I believe refers to the act of anal intercourse, however for me just conjures up images of Michael Caine and "you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off."

We used to go to a local swinging club on a regular basis and a new guy was chatting with a couple of friends on the table nearby . As my wife walked past to get a drink he turned to a mate and said ‘ I wouldn’t mind smashing he back door in ‘ , and I was a bit taken aback by his childish analogy . He was about 40 I guess .

Anyway , the night went on , and later in the main orgy room a group of us were enjoying some fun and he came in . He asked the couple nearest whether they would mind him joining in , go which the guy replied ‘ No thanks , we aren’t looking for anyone to smash my wife’s back door in thanks ‘ .

Five minutes later , another couple joined in , and he asked them the same question and he got exactly the same answer .

I had a little chuckle as he stood on the sidelines watching the fun for about ten minutes before he left with his tail between his legs .

Never saw him again until a few years later in the local Wetherspoons and as we walked past you can guess what he said about my wife .....ffs "

I genuinely laughed then through incredulity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god what was that thread not so long back that used similar terminology and didn’t go down all that well?

No thread seems to go down well anymore.

For a swingers site, I suspect people aren't getting laid enough

I was just about to message you, don’t you remember it? There was a part 2 you directed me to the original thread "

Vaguely, you'll have to remind me

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Oh god what was that thread not so long back that used similar terminology and didn’t go down all that well?

No thread seems to go down well anymore.

For a swingers site, I suspect people aren't getting laid enough

I was just about to message you, don’t you remember it? There was a part 2 you directed me to the original thread

Vaguely, you'll have to remind me"

Swing remembered it was the pasty smashing one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A charming term which I believe refers to the act of anal intercourse, however for me just conjures up images of Michael Caine and "you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off." "

I always thought it sounds more like a home invasion

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

when I moved into my new flat my landlord showed me the little space behind it and told me he had the looks changed - with the comment my back alley was secure

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