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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do you guys actually get meets?

I write good opening messages and they don't read them. Just go straight to my profile and then ignore me. They like the avatar enough to have interest but then something puts them off.

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

I generally go to the butchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well for one, you have a power point text. There's no humour or an element of your personality injected into it. If you worked on that, it may help you get to the next level. The men on here who are quite successful, have engaging profiles. Perhaps have a little peruse of some of the male profiles on here, to get some inspiration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just offer a cup of tea.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

The threat of violence or using pity work for me.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I agree with Mystique up there. Also i think it's all about 1) whether you have what someone is looking for and 2) whether your profile is inspirational enough for someone to want to contact you.

Yours comes across as a bit cold, a bit 'me, me, me' if you know what I mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The threat of violence or using pity work for me."

Me threatening violence is pitiful.

So I'm going to see a lot of action!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you guys actually get meets?

I write good opening messages and they don't read them. Just go straight to my profile and then ignore me. They like the avatar enough to have interest but then something puts them off. "

What do you mean about liking the avatar enough?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I agree with Mystique up there. Also i think it's all about 1) whether you have what someone is looking for and 2) whether your profile is inspirational enough for someone to want to contact you.

Yours comes across as a bit cold, a bit 'me, me, me' if you know what I mean. "

I know. I'm really not good at this stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t you basically have the same thread yesterday OP ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you guys actually get meets?

I write good opening messages and they don't read them. Just go straight to my profile and then ignore me. They like the avatar enough to have interest but then something puts them off.

What do you mean about liking the avatar enough? "

They clicked my profile for a reason. They could have just seen it and thought no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well for one, you have a power point text. There's no humour or an element of your personality injected into it. If you worked on that, it may help you get to the next level. The men on here who are quite successful, have engaging profiles. Perhaps have a little peruse of some of the male profiles on here, to get some inspiration "

I've looked at other profiles and none are around my age.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

First of all ask your self this

What are you looking for? Have you described yourself truly. And what are you looking for here. If it’s a quick shag. Jog on. But look at expanding your horizons. Many of us on here are what we call fab straight. So maybe have a dabble

What can I say to what you’ve been constantly asking. Relax chill and be yourself for once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you guys actually get meets?

I write good opening messages and they don't read them. Just go straight to my profile and then ignore me. They like the avatar enough to have interest but then something puts them off.

What do you mean about liking the avatar enough?

They clicked my profile for a reason. They could have just seen it and thought no.

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I look at peoples profiles for all kinds of reasons. Not because I’m interested in the person in a sexual way. You post a lot on the forums so people will look at your profile to be nosey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a power builder, I'm confused?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you guys actually get meets?

I write good opening messages and they don't read them. Just go straight to my profile and then ignore me. They like the avatar enough to have interest but then something puts them off.

What do you mean about liking the avatar enough?

They clicked my profile for a reason. They could have just seen it and thought no.

I look at peoples profiles for all kinds of reasons. Not because I’m interested in the person in a sexual way. You post a lot on the forums so people will look at your profile to be nosey. "

I messaged a few lasses last night and it all came to the same outcome.

Looked but didn't open the message

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's a power builder, I'm confused? "

Its training to build power and have the bodybuilder physique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well for one, you have a power point text. There's no humour or an element of your personality injected into it. If you worked on that, it may help you get to the next level. The men on here who are quite successful, have engaging profiles. Perhaps have a little peruse of some of the male profiles on here, to get some inspiration

I've looked at other profiles and none are around my age. "

Why does age matter when it comes to writing a good profile text? If someone writes a good profile, I would have thought it would be irrelevent. It's not about copying and pasting a profile. It's more to see the flow of their text and hopefully gain a little inspiration on how to write yours, to attract more to your profile and get them to respond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mention you have an all year round tan OP in your first line, this is very much a priority for women. It’s always the first thing they ask, when I mention I’m more a pale blue in the winter I get deleted and blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP. You’ve asked for advice many times. Each suggestion you brush off out of hand.

In summary:

Get out and meet real people (clubs and socials). Before you wail about cost again; if you’d put a couple of quid aside each week since you started asking, you’d easily have saved enough now.

Stop obsessing about your ethnic background; it is simply a fact that some people will fancy you others won’t.

Find yourself a way of looking at life from a more positive viewpoint as you do seem to be essentially unhappy, or at least that is what you are projecting outwardly. This is not an enticing prospect.

Don’t see everything as a dig or a criticism. Many people have tried to help you over the last few months; maybe throw caution to the wind and respect that some may actually have a point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well for one, you have a power point text. There's no humour or an element of your personality injected into it. If you worked on that, it may help you get to the next level. The men on here who are quite successful, have engaging profiles. Perhaps have a little peruse of some of the male profiles on here, to get some inspiration

I've looked at other profiles and none are around my age.

Why does age matter when it comes to writing a good profile text? If someone writes a good profile, I would have thought it would be irrelevent. It's not about copying and pasting a profile. It's more to see the flow of their text and hopefully gain a little inspiration on how to write yours, to attract more to your profile and get them to respond "

I understand that. I've never been great at expressing myself as you probably already know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well for one, you have a power point text. There's no humour or an element of your personality injected into it. If you worked on that, it may help you get to the next level. The men on here who are quite successful, have engaging profiles. Perhaps have a little peruse of some of the male profiles on here, to get some inspiration "

Yup. Show some creativity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a power builder, I'm confused?

Its training to build power and have the bodybuilder physique. "

Ahhh I see.. Thanks for clearing that up for me..

Is it a relatively new hobby then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You mention you have an all year round tan OP in your first line, this is very much a priority for women. It’s always the first thing they ask, when I mention I’m more a pale blue in the winter I get deleted and blocked. "

But then how do I explain my tan? Its always an assumption that I'm asian and that leads to being ignored.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I can't remember the last time I sent an introductory message.

In a vain attempt at raising my profile to elicit some form of copulation I often open a humerous thread, sometimes it dies on its arse and I die a little inside.

I'm learning to make cake and write poetry and I make a mean cuppa.

If none of that works I cry the bitter salty tears of despair while carving threats of revenge on the walls of my lounge with a blunt tool I made from the tibia of the last person who scorned me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you guys actually get meets?

I write good opening messages and they don't read them. Just go straight to my profile and then ignore me. They like the avatar enough to have interest but then something puts them off. "

I got the vast majority of meets through the forums and the way I did this was not to post threads about how no one will meet me

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"OP. You’ve asked for advice many times. Each suggestion you brush off out of hand.

In summary:

Get out and meet real people (clubs and socials). Before you wail about cost again; if you’d put a couple of quid aside each week since you started asking, you’d easily have saved enough now.

Stop obsessing about your ethnic background; it is simply a fact that some people will fancy you others won’t.

Find yourself a way of looking at life from a more positive viewpoint as you do seem to be essentially unhappy, or at least that is what you are projecting outwardly. This is not an enticing prospect.

Don’t see everything as a dig or a criticism. Many people have tried to help you over the last few months; maybe throw caution to the wind and respect that some may actually have a point. "

Gosh you are sexy when you're in sensible mode!!!

(Sorry OP) She makes valid points though...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"What's a power builder, I'm confused?

Its training to build power and have the bodybuilder physique.

Ahhh I see.. Thanks for clearing that up for me..

Is it a relatively new hobby then? "

Ooooooof. That's worth a

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP. You’ve asked for advice many times. Each suggestion you brush off out of hand.

In summary:

Get out and meet real people (clubs and socials). Before you wail about cost again; if you’d put a couple of quid aside each week since you started asking, you’d easily have saved enough now.

Stop obsessing about your ethnic background; it is simply a fact that some people will fancy you others won’t.

Find yourself a way of looking at life from a more positive viewpoint as you do seem to be essentially unhappy, or at least that is what you are projecting outwardly. This is not an enticing prospect.

Don’t see everything as a dig or a criticism. Many people have tried to help you over the last few months; maybe throw caution to the wind and respect that some may actually have a point. "

1) I can't put money aside when I don't have a job.

2) I've tried being positive and its just not working for me. Yes I have been frustrated that I can't get any attention. It just seems like I'm invisible.

I don't see it as a dig or criticism, I just get more frustrated with the more its pointed out to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's a power builder, I'm confused?

Its training to build power and have the bodybuilder physique.

Ahhh I see.. Thanks for clearing that up for me..

Is it a relatively new hobby then? "

No. I've been looking into it for ages. Just have the time to train now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mention you have an all year round tan OP in your first line, this is very much a priority for women. It’s always the first thing they ask, when I mention I’m more a pale blue in the winter I get deleted and blocked.

But then how do I explain my tan? Its always an assumption that I'm asian and that leads to being ignored. "

You are though. You can't change that. Some may ignore you. But not everyone will. Some will ignore based on age, size, attractiveness. Just focus on your own profile and hopefully after you've done that, speaking to those who like the look and sound of you . You are a little defeatist. If you try turning that around, you may be surprised by the fun you could have on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You mention you have an all year round tan OP in your first line, this is very much a priority for women. It’s always the first thing they ask, when I mention I’m more a pale blue in the winter I get deleted and blocked.

But then how do I explain my tan? Its always an assumption that I'm asian and that leads to being ignored.

You are though. You can't change that. Some may ignore you. But not everyone will. Some will ignore based on age, size, attractiveness. Just focus on your own profile and hopefully after you've done that, speaking to those who like the look and sound of you . You are a little defeatist. If you try turning that around, you may be surprised by the fun you could have on here "

But I'm not asian. I'm basically fully English. I was Brought up english with no indian heritage, never knew my half indian dad. Only knew my fully English mum.

I've never thought of myself any other way than English and neither have my friends that I've had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you guys actually get meets?

I write good opening messages and they don't read them. Just go straight to my profile and then ignore me. They like the avatar enough to have interest but then something puts them off.

What do you mean about liking the avatar enough?

They clicked my profile for a reason. They could have just seen it and thought no.

I look at peoples profiles for all kinds of reasons. Not because I’m interested in the person in a sexual way. You post a lot on the forums so people will look at your profile to be nosey.

I messaged a few lasses last night and it all came to the same outcome.

Looked but didn't open the message "

What is the problem? They probably didn’t feel an attraction or a match with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a power builder, I'm confused? "

Can erect a garden wall in ten minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you not sick of asking for help and getting the same advise to just ignore it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you guys actually get meets?

I write good opening messages and they don't read them. Just go straight to my profile and then ignore me. They like the avatar enough to have interest but then something puts them off. "

Maybe your arrogance

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"How do you guys actually get meets?

I write good opening messages and they don't read them. Just go straight to my profile and then ignore me. They like the avatar enough to have interest but then something puts them off.

What do you mean about liking the avatar enough?

They clicked my profile for a reason. They could have just seen it and thought no.

I look at peoples profiles for all kinds of reasons. Not because I’m interested in the person in a sexual way. You post a lot on the forums so people will look at your profile to be nosey.

I messaged a few lasses last night and it all came to the same outcome.

Looked but didn't open the message "

That's because a lot of people will check the profile before opening and reading the message. If the profile doesn't tick their boxes the message remains unread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you guys actually get meets?

I write good opening messages and they don't read them. Just go straight to my profile and then ignore me. They like the avatar enough to have interest but then something puts them off.

What do you mean about liking the avatar enough?

They clicked my profile for a reason. They could have just seen it and thought no.

I look at peoples profiles for all kinds of reasons. Not because I’m interested in the person in a sexual way. You post a lot on the forums so people will look at your profile to be nosey.

I messaged a few lasses last night and it all came to the same outcome.

Looked but didn't open the message

What is the problem? They probably didn’t feel an attraction or a match with you. "

Was it the profile text that put them off?

I get many many views a day and not one single nice profile or any kind of message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't remember the last time I sent an introductory message.

In a vain attempt at raising my profile to elicit some form of copulation I often open a humerous thread, sometimes it dies on its arse and I die a little inside.

I'm learning to make cake and write poetry and I make a mean cuppa.

If none of that works I cry the bitter salty tears of despair while carving threats of revenge on the walls of my lounge with a blunt tool I made from the tibia of the last person who scorned me.

"

I bet you have a lovely skull collection too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a power builder, I'm confused?

Can erect a garden wall in ten minutes "

Hahaha u just made me look a right dickhead belly laughing as i walked past an old lady poor lass shit herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you guys actually get meets?

I write good opening messages and they don't read them. Just go straight to my profile and then ignore me. They like the avatar enough to have interest but then something puts them off.

What do you mean about liking the avatar enough?

They clicked my profile for a reason. They could have just seen it and thought no.

I look at peoples profiles for all kinds of reasons. Not because I’m interested in the person in a sexual way. You post a lot on the forums so people will look at your profile to be nosey.

I messaged a few lasses last night and it all came to the same outcome.

Looked but didn't open the message

What is the problem? They probably didn’t feel an attraction or a match with you.

Was it the profile text that put them off?

I get many many views a day and not one single nice profile or any kind of message. "

I think you draw attention to yourself on the forums and not always in a positive way. That will generate people to look at your profile.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm finding that just being a pleasant person is working for me. I've had meets through contacting people on here, through people contacting me, through writing forum articles, through commenting on other people's threads. I've gone to clubs, I've gone to social parties, I've gone dogging!

There have been occasions when it's been message and meet within an hour. More often i have spent weeks or even months exchanging messages and getting to know a person, or a couple, before meeting. Some of my meets have been one offs, most have led to further meetings.

I've got 28 veris in 9 months, a lot are from social meets only, but then there have also been sexy meets without veris being written.

I'm not amazing looking, I'm not amazing in bed. But i am a fundamentally nice person, and i like to think this is one reason for having made a load of great friends through fab...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use humour. Be friendly. Engage the person in what interests them (doesn't have to be sexual) and establish a decent line of communication. It's not rocket science

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine being a needle in a haystack in a field full of haystacks in a country full of fields full of haystacks which are full of needles, and those needles are all throwing other needles at every damn woman in a 50 mile radius of them.

I was trying to make a point but I got lost in all the needles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply put you just havnt found anyone who wants to meet you yet. As obvious as that sounds, and there is nothing that can be done about it on a site that goes pretty much on looks first.

You either sit about gloomily waiting for someone to like the look of you or you just carry on with life and dont sweat it.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"You mention you have an all year round tan OP in your first line, this is very much a priority for women. It’s always the first thing they ask, when I mention I’m more a pale blue in the winter I get deleted and blocked.

But then how do I explain my tan? Its always an assumption that I'm asian and that leads to being ignored.

You are though. You can't change that. Some may ignore you. But not everyone will. Some will ignore based on age, size, attractiveness. Just focus on your own profile and hopefully after you've done that, speaking to those who like the look and sound of you . You are a little defeatist. If you try turning that around, you may be surprised by the fun you could have on here

But I'm not asian. I'm basically fully English. I was Brought up english with no indian heritage, never knew my half indian dad. Only knew my fully English mum.

I've never thought of myself any other way than English and neither have my friends that I've had.

"

You are English with Asian heritage, there's no getting away from it. It might be an issue for some but not for others. You do seem to make it a big thing though.

Just contact people who, as I said earlier, are looking for someone like you re age, location etc.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Imagine being a needle in a haystack in a field full of haystacks in a country full of fields full of haystacks which are full of needles, and those needles are all throwing other needles at every damn woman in a 50 mile radius of them.

I was trying to make a point but I got lost in all the needles "

Jackpot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use humour. Be friendly. Engage the person in what interests them (doesn't have to be sexual) and establish a decent line of communication. It's not rocket science"

Not for all. But with someone that has hardly done it, it is. I'm way out of practice and it just frustrates me.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I can't remember the last time I sent an introductory message.

In a vain attempt at raising my profile to elicit some form of copulation I often open a humerous thread, sometimes it dies on its arse and I die a little inside.

I'm learning to make cake and write poetry and I make a mean cuppa.

If none of that works I cry the bitter salty tears of despair while carving threats of revenge on the walls of my lounge with a blunt tool I made from the tibia of the last person who scorned me.

I bet you have a lovely skull collection too? "

I have......

I've got a lovely collection of table lamps with "unique" lampshades too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Simply put you just havnt found anyone who wants to meet you yet. As obvious as that sounds, and there is nothing that can be done about it on a site that goes pretty much on looks first.

You either sit about gloomily waiting for someone to like the look of you or you just carry on with life and dont sweat it. "

On or off the site its the same. I'm basically invisible to anyones attraction. People would rather talk to me all day and night than actually be interested in me any other way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP. You’ve asked for advice many times. Each suggestion you brush off out of hand.

In summary:

Get out and meet real people (clubs and socials). Before you wail about cost again; if you’d put a couple of quid aside each week since you started asking, you’d easily have saved enough now.

Stop obsessing about your ethnic background; it is simply a fact that some people will fancy you others won’t.

Find yourself a way of looking at life from a more positive viewpoint as you do seem to be essentially unhappy, or at least that is what you are projecting outwardly. This is not an enticing prospect.

Don’t see everything as a dig or a criticism. Many people have tried to help you over the last few months; maybe throw caution to the wind and respect that some may actually have a point. "

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use humour. Be friendly. Engage the person in what interests them (doesn't have to be sexual) and establish a decent line of communication. It's not rocket science

Not for all. But with someone that has hardly done it, it is. I'm way out of practice and it just frustrates me. "

Told you before go out talk learn to flirt with women in the real world i bet your not this whiney in real life at least i hope not for your sake im gonna guess u find it hard to relax in front of people based on your posts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You mention you have an all year round tan OP in your first line, this is very much a priority for women. It’s always the first thing they ask, when I mention I’m more a pale blue in the winter I get deleted and blocked.

But then how do I explain my tan? Its always an assumption that I'm asian and that leads to being ignored.

You are though. You can't change that. Some may ignore you. But not everyone will. Some will ignore based on age, size, attractiveness. Just focus on your own profile and hopefully after you've done that, speaking to those who like the look and sound of you . You are a little defeatist. If you try turning that around, you may be surprised by the fun you could have on here

But I'm not asian. I'm basically fully English. I was Brought up english with no indian heritage, never knew my half indian dad. Only knew my fully English mum.

I've never thought of myself any other way than English and neither have my friends that I've had.

You are English with Asian heritage, there's no getting away from it. It might be an issue for some but not for others. You do seem to make it a big thing though.

Just contact people who, as I said earlier, are looking for someone like you re age, location etc. "

To have heritable you actually have to know a single thing about being indian.

I literally couldn't tell you 5 things about being indian or india itself.

I am as English as any white English guy. I just have a tan.

My mate in college just said you're not indian, you're english but a bit dirty. We all laughed as it was banter and he said that I'm literally, like any English guy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use humour. Be friendly. Engage the person in what interests them (doesn't have to be sexual) and establish a decent line of communication. It's not rocket science

Not for all. But with someone that has hardly done it, it is. I'm way out of practice and it just frustrates me.

Told you before go out talk learn to flirt with women in the real world i bet your not this whiney in real life at least i hope not for your sake im gonna guess u find it hard to relax in front of people based on your posts"

I've always been really hard on myself and, have high standards in myself.

I'm a really confident guy out and about talking. Very open and always a laugh. Its just the intimacy part of stuff.

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over a year ago


"Use humour. Be friendly. Engage the person in what interests them (doesn't have to be sexual) and establish a decent line of communication. It's not rocket science

Not for all. But with someone that has hardly done it, it is. I'm way out of practice and it just frustrates me. "

I'm hardly casanova but i do alright.

Quit the whinging is all i say and you'll have fun

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over a year ago


"You mention you have an all year round tan OP in your first line, this is very much a priority for women. It’s always the first thing they ask, when I mention I’m more a pale blue in the winter I get deleted and blocked.

But then how do I explain my tan? Its always an assumption that I'm asian and that leads to being ignored.

You are though. You can't change that. Some may ignore you. But not everyone will. Some will ignore based on age, size, attractiveness. Just focus on your own profile and hopefully after you've done that, speaking to those who like the look and sound of you . You are a little defeatist. If you try turning that around, you may be surprised by the fun you could have on here

But I'm not asian. I'm basically fully English. I was Brought up english with no indian heritage, never knew my half indian dad. Only knew my fully English mum.

I've never thought of myself any other way than English and neither have my friends that I've had.

You are English with Asian heritage, there's no getting away from it. It might be an issue for some but not for others. You do seem to make it a big thing though.

Just contact people who, as I said earlier, are looking for someone like you re age, location etc.

To have heritable you actually have to know a single thing about being indian.

I literally couldn't tell you 5 things about being indian or india itself.

I am as English as any white English guy. I just have a tan.

My mate in college just said you're not indian, you're english but a bit dirty. We all laughed as it was banter and he said that I'm literally, like any English guy. "

But your dad (whether he was involved in your life or not) was still Indian. That makes you of mixed racial heritage. I get that you don't perceive yourself in that way, but you are. There is nothing wrong with that at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be polite

Be interesting

Be interested in others

Be humble

Be humorous

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Use humour. Be friendly. Engage the person in what interests them (doesn't have to be sexual) and establish a decent line of communication. It's not rocket science

Not for all. But with someone that has hardly done it, it is. I'm way out of practice and it just frustrates me.

Told you before go out talk learn to flirt with women in the real world i bet your not this whiney in real life at least i hope not for your sake im gonna guess u find it hard to relax in front of people based on your posts

I've always been really hard on myself and, have high standards in myself.

I'm a really confident guy out and about talking. Very open and always a laugh. Its just the intimacy part of stuff. "

Then you'll already have a tougher time than those already having a tough time. As shit as it sounds, unless you find yourself a Mrs Robinson type, people like others to be confident to a certain degree in the bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You mention you have an all year round tan OP in your first line, this is very much a priority for women. It’s always the first thing they ask, when I mention I’m more a pale blue in the winter I get deleted and blocked.

But then how do I explain my tan? Its always an assumption that I'm asian and that leads to being ignored.

You are though. You can't change that. Some may ignore you. But not everyone will. Some will ignore based on age, size, attractiveness. Just focus on your own profile and hopefully after you've done that, speaking to those who like the look and sound of you . You are a little defeatist. If you try turning that around, you may be surprised by the fun you could have on here

But I'm not asian. I'm basically fully English. I was Brought up english with no indian heritage, never knew my half indian dad. Only knew my fully English mum.

I've never thought of myself any other way than English and neither have my friends that I've had.

You are English with Asian heritage, there's no getting away from it. It might be an issue for some but not for others. You do seem to make it a big thing though.

Just contact people who, as I said earlier, are looking for someone like you re age, location etc.

To have heritable you actually have to know a single thing about being indian.

I literally couldn't tell you 5 things about being indian or india itself.

I am as English as any white English guy. I just have a tan.

My mate in college just said you're not indian, you're english but a bit dirty. We all laughed as it was banter and he said that I'm literally, like any English guy.

But your dad (whether he was involved in your life or not) was still Indian. That makes you of mixed racial heritage. I get that you don't perceive yourself in that way, but you are. There is nothing wrong with that at all "

My mum said that my dad was the same as me. He had nothing to do with his heritable and his mum is English too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use humour. Be friendly. Engage the person in what interests them (doesn't have to be sexual) and establish a decent line of communication. It's not rocket science

Not for all. But with someone that has hardly done it, it is. I'm way out of practice and it just frustrates me.

Told you before go out talk learn to flirt with women in the real world i bet your not this whiney in real life at least i hope not for your sake im gonna guess u find it hard to relax in front of people based on your posts

I've always been really hard on myself and, have high standards in myself.

I'm a really confident guy out and about talking. Very open and always a laugh. Its just the intimacy part of stuff. "

You are still only young. Being confident with intimacy will come with more experience. I was very repressed and shy at that age too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use humour. Be friendly. Engage the person in what interests them (doesn't have to be sexual) and establish a decent line of communication. It's not rocket science

Not for all. But with someone that has hardly done it, it is. I'm way out of practice and it just frustrates me.

Told you before go out talk learn to flirt with women in the real world i bet your not this whiney in real life at least i hope not for your sake im gonna guess u find it hard to relax in front of people based on your posts

I've always been really hard on myself and, have high standards in myself.

I'm a really confident guy out and about talking. Very open and always a laugh. Its just the intimacy part of stuff.

Then you'll already have a tougher time than those already having a tough time. As shit as it sounds, unless you find yourself a Mrs Robinson type, people like others to be confident to a certain degree in the bedroom."

I'm really confident in the bedroom. Thats the weird part. Its the middle part that is an issue for me.

Thats what confuses me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hows my profile. Just scrapped the lot.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hows my profile. Just scrapped the lot. "

Short, but surprisingly better than before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hows my profile. Just scrapped the lot.

Short, but surprisingly better than before "

Add more or keep it there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just like de ja vu.....

All over again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are very young, that will put some people off.

You look asian/indian on your photos and that will put some people off no matter what you say.

You cant change those things.

On the forums you do whinge a lot and appear unhappy, that will also put some people off but you can alter that if you want to and it wouldnt take much effort.

Then there are the usual suggestions of going to socials and clubs and getting to meet people in person. Many people say that helps.

Its your choice if you act on any of the suggestions given but from what i remember you have asked the same question before ............ !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just like de ja vu.....

All over again "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You are very young, that will put some people off.

You look asian/indian on your photos and that will put some people off no matter what you say.

You cant change those things.

On the forums you do whinge a lot and appear unhappy, that will also put some people off but you can alter that if you want to and it wouldnt take much effort.

Then there are the usual suggestions of going to socials and clubs and getting to meet people in person. Many people say that helps.

Its your choice if you act on any of the suggestions given but from what i remember you have asked the same question before ............ !"

I've tried socials. They always tell me that they are full. Not sure if they're genuine or just trying to push me off.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hows my profile. Just scrapped the lot.

Short, but surprisingly better than before

Add more or keep it there? "

It really doesn't matter what I personally think, as everyone is different and looking for different things, that's one of the bita I think you may be struggling to get your head around. What one person likes another could detest. Just be yourself and eventually someone will cross your path that you click with.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"The threat of violence or using pity work for me."

My sarcasm radar is bleeping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hows my profile. Just scrapped the lot.

Short, but surprisingly better than before

Add more or keep it there?

It really doesn't matter what I personally think, as everyone is different and looking for different things, that's one of the bita I think you may be struggling to get your head around. What one person likes another could detest. Just be yourself and eventually someone will cross your path that you click with."

I know one thing doesn't match all. But its a case of trying to hit as many audiences as possible. Basic advertising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mention you have an all year round tan OP in your first line, this is very much a priority for women. It’s always the first thing they ask, when I mention I’m more a pale blue in the winter I get deleted and blocked.

But then how do I explain my tan? Its always an assumption that I'm asian and that leads to being ignored.

You are though. You can't change that. Some may ignore you. But not everyone will. Some will ignore based on age, size, attractiveness. Just focus on your own profile and hopefully after you've done that, speaking to those who like the look and sound of you . You are a little defeatist. If you try turning that around, you may be surprised by the fun you could have on here

But I'm not asian. I'm basically fully English. I was Brought up english with no indian heritage, never knew my half indian dad. Only knew my fully English mum.

I've never thought of myself any other way than English and neither have my friends that I've had.

You are English with Asian heritage, there's no getting away from it. It might be an issue for some but not for others. You do seem to make it a big thing though.

Just contact people who, as I said earlier, are looking for someone like you re age, location etc.

To have heritable you actually have to know a single thing about being indian.

I literally couldn't tell you 5 things about being indian or india itself.

I am as English as any white English guy. I just have a tan.

My mate in college just said you're not indian, you're english but a bit dirty. We all laughed as it was banter and he said that I'm literally, like any English guy.

But your dad (whether he was involved in your life or not) was still Indian. That makes you of mixed racial heritage. I get that you don't perceive yourself in that way, but you are. There is nothing wrong with that at all

My mum said that my dad was the same as me. He had nothing to do with his heritable and his mum is English too. "

But that still changes nothing at all you are what u are my grandad was irish i cant change that it is what it is down side is you can deny your history all u want it wont change

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hows my profile. Just scrapped the lot.

Short, but surprisingly better than before

Add more or keep it there?

It really doesn't matter what I personally think, as everyone is different and looking for different things, that's one of the bita I think you may be struggling to get your head around. What one person likes another could detest. Just be yourself and eventually someone will cross your path that you click with.

I know one thing doesn't match all. But its a case of trying to hit as many audiences as possible. Basic advertising. "

I'm beginning to get a little frustrated now as you seem to have a plaster for every wound.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You mention you have an all year round tan OP in your first line, this is very much a priority for women. It’s always the first thing they ask, when I mention I’m more a pale blue in the winter I get deleted and blocked.

But then how do I explain my tan? Its always an assumption that I'm asian and that leads to being ignored.

You are though. You can't change that. Some may ignore you. But not everyone will. Some will ignore based on age, size, attractiveness. Just focus on your own profile and hopefully after you've done that, speaking to those who like the look and sound of you . You are a little defeatist. If you try turning that around, you may be surprised by the fun you could have on here

But I'm not asian. I'm basically fully English. I was Brought up english with no indian heritage, never knew my half indian dad. Only knew my fully English mum.

I've never thought of myself any other way than English and neither have my friends that I've had.

You are English with Asian heritage, there's no getting away from it. It might be an issue for some but not for others. You do seem to make it a big thing though.

Just contact people who, as I said earlier, are looking for someone like you re age, location etc.

To have heritable you actually have to know a single thing about being indian.

I literally couldn't tell you 5 things about being indian or india itself.

I am as English as any white English guy. I just have a tan.

My mate in college just said you're not indian, you're english but a bit dirty. We all laughed as it was banter and he said that I'm literally, like any English guy.

But your dad (whether he was involved in your life or not) was still Indian. That makes you of mixed racial heritage. I get that you don't perceive yourself in that way, but you are. There is nothing wrong with that at all

My mum said that my dad was the same as me. He had nothing to do with his heritable and his mum is English too.

But that still changes nothing at all you are what u are my grandad was irish i cant change that it is what it is down side is you can deny your history all u want it wont change"

There's no denying it. Its just a fact that I've never had anything to do with it, and I never will. The indian is nothing more than a pigment from a guy that walked out. Not bitter at that by the way. I have a step dad that has been my dad for 19 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hows my profile. Just scrapped the lot.

Short, but surprisingly better than before

Add more or keep it there?

It really doesn't matter what I personally think, as everyone is different and looking for different things, that's one of the bita I think you may be struggling to get your head around. What one person likes another could detest. Just be yourself and eventually someone will cross your path that you click with.

I know one thing doesn't match all. But its a case of trying to hit as many audiences as possible. Basic advertising.

I'm beginning to get a little frustrated now as you seem to have a plaster for every wound. "

Get used to it Peach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hows my profile. Just scrapped the lot.

Short, but surprisingly better than before

Add more or keep it there?

It really doesn't matter what I personally think, as everyone is different and looking for different things, that's one of the bita I think you may be struggling to get your head around. What one person likes another could detest. Just be yourself and eventually someone will cross your path that you click with.

I know one thing doesn't match all. But its a case of trying to hit as many audiences as possible. Basic advertising.

I'm beginning to get a little frustrated now as you seem to have a plaster for every wound. "

Its just how I am. It frustrates people I know. But its not like I can change my personality.

If you met me you'd just think. what the hell? He's so different.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

How many times can you ask the same question

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hows my profile. Just scrapped the lot.

Short, but surprisingly better than before

Add more or keep it there?

It really doesn't matter what I personally think, as everyone is different and looking for different things, that's one of the bita I think you may be struggling to get your head around. What one person likes another could detest. Just be yourself and eventually someone will cross your path that you click with.

I know one thing doesn't match all. But its a case of trying to hit as many audiences as possible. Basic advertising.

I'm beginning to get a little frustrated now as you seem to have a plaster for every wound.

Get used to it Peach. "

It's like trying to reason with a teenager as to the benefits of cleaning their room, and they just keep coming back with excuses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt worry about it. I rarely get any interest here from women and from the little bit I've had, its been either lacklustre or they cancel. Maybe says more about me than them, but it doesnt bother me anymore and I've given up trying. Now just come here for the occasional perve and to watch the forumites try to out-sarcasm one another with their "wit"....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hows my profile. Just scrapped the lot.

Short, but surprisingly better than before

Add more or keep it there?

It really doesn't matter what I personally think, as everyone is different and looking for different things, that's one of the bita I think you may be struggling to get your head around. What one person likes another could detest. Just be yourself and eventually someone will cross your path that you click with.

I know one thing doesn't match all. But its a case of trying to hit as many audiences as possible. Basic advertising.

I'm beginning to get a little frustrated now as you seem to have a plaster for every wound.

Its just how I am. It frustrates people I know. But its not like I can change my personality.

If you met me you'd just think. what the hell? He's so different. "

There's nothing wrong with being different... different is good, different gives you a unique selling point.

BUT... when that selling point is making excuses and not taking responsibility for yourself then that's a return and refund rather than a sale dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn’t you basically have the same thread yesterday OP ?!"

*nods

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldnt worry about it. I rarely get any interest here from women and from the little bit I've had, its been either lacklustre or they cancel. Maybe says more about me than them, but it doesnt bother me anymore and I've given up trying. Now just come here for the occasional perve and to watch the forumites try to out-sarcasm one another with their "wit".... "

Looking from what people have said about mine. Yours its pretyy negative and bland.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hows my profile. Just scrapped the lot.

Short, but surprisingly better than before

Add more or keep it there?

It really doesn't matter what I personally think, as everyone is different and looking for different things, that's one of the bita I think you may be struggling to get your head around. What one person likes another could detest. Just be yourself and eventually someone will cross your path that you click with.

I know one thing doesn't match all. But its a case of trying to hit as many audiences as possible. Basic advertising.

I'm beginning to get a little frustrated now as you seem to have a plaster for every wound.

Its just how I am. It frustrates people I know. But its not like I can change my personality.

If you met me you'd just think. what the hell? He's so different.

There's nothing wrong with being different... different is good, different gives you a unique selling point.

BUT... when that selling point is making excuses and not taking responsibility for yourself then that's a return and refund rather than a sale dude."

I know it is. I've just always been like this. Everything has just bounced off of me and people just ask how I'm so chill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldnt worry about it. I rarely get any interest here from women and from the little bit I've had, its been either lacklustre or they cancel. Maybe says more about me than them, but it doesnt bother me anymore and I've given up trying. Now just come here for the occasional perve and to watch the forumites try to out-sarcasm one another with their "wit"....

Looking from what people have said about mine. Yours its pretyy negative and bland. "

But the point is I dont care. If I were bothered about it, as you are, then I'd change it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to a club, but don't speak to anyone, sit in the corner and sip you power shake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls love fucking celebrities so just play on the fact you look like Will from the Inbetweeners. Work on that Yoda impression and they'll be putty in your hands.

PS. You're 23... why the fuck are you even on sites like this?! If (like you claim) you've got the gift of the gab, get your arse down to the student union and pull women the normal way for someone of your age!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hows my profile. Just scrapped the lot.

Short, but surprisingly better than before

Add more or keep it there?

It really doesn't matter what I personally think, as everyone is different and looking for different things, that's one of the bita I think you may be struggling to get your head around. What one person likes another could detest. Just be yourself and eventually someone will cross your path that you click with.

I know one thing doesn't match all. But its a case of trying to hit as many audiences as possible. Basic advertising.

I'm beginning to get a little frustrated now as you seem to have a plaster for every wound.

Its just how I am. It frustrates people I know. But its not like I can change my personality.

If you met me you'd just think. what the hell? He's so different.

There's nothing wrong with being different... different is good, different gives you a unique selling point.

BUT... when that selling point is making excuses and not taking responsibility for yourself then that's a return and refund rather than a sale dude.

I know it is. I've just always been like this. Everything has just bounced off of me and people just ask how I'm so chill. "

Chill? People are not thinking that, unfortunately. They are thinking you are moaning, asking for advice, then shooting everyone who offers it, down with excuses. So they are wondering why they bother offering in the first place. This us something you can change, if you want to put the work in. If you cant be bothered to, what's the point in asking?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"You mention you have an all year round tan OP in your first line, this is very much a priority for women. It’s always the first thing they ask, when I mention I’m more a pale blue in the winter I get deleted and blocked. "

Sarcasm radar is beeping again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty soon nobody will bother trying to help you if you don't actually get off your arse and sort it yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to a club, but don't speak to anyone, sit in the corner and sip you power shake"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hows my profile. Just scrapped the lot.

Short, but surprisingly better than before

Add more or keep it there?

It really doesn't matter what I personally think, as everyone is different and looking for different things, that's one of the bita I think you may be struggling to get your head around. What one person likes another could detest. Just be yourself and eventually someone will cross your path that you click with.

I know one thing doesn't match all. But its a case of trying to hit as many audiences as possible. Basic advertising.

I'm beginning to get a little frustrated now as you seem to have a plaster for every wound.

Its just how I am. It frustrates people I know. But its not like I can change my personality.

If you met me you'd just think. what the hell? He's so different.

There's nothing wrong with being different... different is good, different gives you a unique selling point.

BUT... when that selling point is making excuses and not taking responsibility for yourself then that's a return and refund rather than a sale dude.

I know it is. I've just always been like this. Everything has just bounced off of me and people just ask how I'm so chill.

Chill? People are not thinking that, unfortunately. They are thinking you are moaning, asking for advice, then shooting everyone who offers it, down with excuses. So they are wondering why they bother offering in the first place. This us something you can change, if you want to put the work in. If you cant be bothered to, what's the point in asking? "

Because it's his personality apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Girls love fucking celebrities so just play on the fact you look like Will from the Inbetweeners. Work on that Yoda impression and they'll be putty in your hands.

PS. You're 23... why the fuck are you even on sites like this?! If (like you claim) you've got the gift of the gab, get your arse down to the student union and pull women the normal way for someone of your age!! "

1) I want to explore things out of the vanilla setting.

2) The student union bar doesn't work as its only couples and friends that go there.

3) no money and no job.

4) I could play on the Will thing but I doubt it would help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girls love fucking celebrities so just play on the fact you look like Will from the Inbetweeners. Work on that Yoda impression and they'll be putty in your hands.

PS. You're 23... why the fuck are you even on sites like this?! If (like you claim) you've got the gift of the gab, get your arse down to the student union and pull women the normal way for someone of your age!!

1) I want to explore things out of the vanilla setting.

2) The student union bar doesn't work as its only couples and friends that go there.

3) no money and no job.

4) I could play on the Will thing but I doubt it would help. "

It’s not a bad thing to get more experience in the ‘vanilla’ world. Work on that first before progressing to more adventurous stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hows my profile. Just scrapped the lot.

Short, but surprisingly better than before

Add more or keep it there?

It really doesn't matter what I personally think, as everyone is different and looking for different things, that's one of the bita I think you may be struggling to get your head around. What one person likes another could detest. Just be yourself and eventually someone will cross your path that you click with.

I know one thing doesn't match all. But its a case of trying to hit as many audiences as possible. Basic advertising.

I'm beginning to get a little frustrated now as you seem to have a plaster for every wound.

Its just how I am. It frustrates people I know. But its not like I can change my personality.

If you met me you'd just think. what the hell? He's so different.

There's nothing wrong with being different... different is good, different gives you a unique selling point.

BUT... when that selling point is making excuses and not taking responsibility for yourself then that's a return and refund rather than a sale dude.

I know it is. I've just always been like this. Everything has just bounced off of me and people just ask how I'm so chill.

Chill? People are not thinking that, unfortunately. They are thinking you are moaning, asking for advice, then shooting everyone who offers it, down with excuses. So they are wondering why they bother offering in the first place. This us something you can change, if you want to put the work in. If you cant be bothered to, what's the point in asking? "

Its not the fact that I can't be bothered. Its the fact that I financially can't do the stuff people suggest.

I'm looking for a job but its not happening. They don't want a 4 month placement.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Pretty soon nobody will bother trying to help you if you don't actually get off your arse and sort it yourself"

New people are join Fab and finding the Forums every day, they won't have seen his previous threads or know about the green arrow.

Every day he gets a new audience..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Girls love fucking celebrities so just play on the fact you look like Will from the Inbetweeners. Work on that Yoda impression and they'll be putty in your hands.

PS. You're 23... why the fuck are you even on sites like this?! If (like you claim) you've got the gift of the gab, get your arse down to the student union and pull women the normal way for someone of your age!!

1) I want to explore things out of the vanilla setting.

2) The student union bar doesn't work as its only couples and friends that go there.

3) no money and no job.

4) I could play on the Will thing but I doubt it would help.

It’s not a bad thing to get more experience in the ‘vanilla’ world. Work on that first before progressing to more adventurous stuff. "

I chat to loads of people. The gym is my main meeting area as I don't really go anywhere else. I have great conversations with the lasses and guys there. We have a laugh, but the gym isn't really a pulling place.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Girls love fucking celebrities so just play on the fact you look like Will from the Inbetweeners. Work on that Yoda impression and they'll be putty in your hands.

PS. You're 23... why the fuck are you even on sites like this?! If (like you claim) you've got the gift of the gab, get your arse down to the student union and pull women the normal way for someone of your age!!

1) I want to explore things out of the vanilla setting.

2) The student union bar doesn't work as its only couples and friends that go there.

3) no money and no job.

4) I could play on the Will thing but I doubt it would help. "

Maybe you find someone you could idolise from afar, a bit more Simon than Will.

Definitely not Jay......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girls love fucking celebrities so just play on the fact you look like Will from the Inbetweeners. Work on that Yoda impression and they'll be putty in your hands.

PS. You're 23... why the fuck are you even on sites like this?! If (like you claim) you've got the gift of the gab, get your arse down to the student union and pull women the normal way for someone of your age!!

1) I want to explore things out of the vanilla setting.

2) The student union bar doesn't work as its only couples and friends that go there.

3) no money and no job.

4) I could play on the Will thing but I doubt it would help.

It’s not a bad thing to get more experience in the ‘vanilla’ world. Work on that first before progressing to more adventurous stuff.

I chat to loads of people. The gym is my main meeting area as I don't really go anywhere else. I have great conversations with the lasses and guys there. We have a laugh, but the gym isn't really a pulling place. "

More excuses. Just go out and relax, stop focusing on it too much. Maybe finish your degree and then when you have a job you can afford the clubs etc more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask whats stopping you from getting a job?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Girls love fucking celebrities so just play on the fact you look like Will from the Inbetweeners. Work on that Yoda impression and they'll be putty in your hands.

PS. You're 23... why the fuck are you even on sites like this?! If (like you claim) you've got the gift of the gab, get your arse down to the student union and pull women the normal way for someone of your age!!

1) I want to explore things out of the vanilla setting.

2) The student union bar doesn't work as its only couples and friends that go there.

3) no money and no job.

4) I could play on the Will thing but I doubt it would help.

Maybe you find someone you could idolise from afar, a bit more Simon than Will.

Definitely not Jay......"

Simons a pleb and jay is an idiot.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Girls love fucking celebrities so just play on the fact you look like Will from the Inbetweeners. Work on that Yoda impression and they'll be putty in your hands.

PS. You're 23... why the fuck are you even on sites like this?! If (like you claim) you've got the gift of the gab, get your arse down to the student union and pull women the normal way for someone of your age!!

1) I want to explore things out of the vanilla setting.

2) The student union bar doesn't work as its only couples and friends that go there.

3) no money and no job.

4) I could play on the Will thing but I doubt it would help.

It’s not a bad thing to get more experience in the ‘vanilla’ world. Work on that first before progressing to more adventurous stuff. "

Most definitely! With experience comes confidence.

I can't imagine there are many successful guys your age on here OP, they are all out in the real world, meeting real people. Crazy isn't it?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

1) I want to explore things out of the vanilla setting.

3) no money and no job.

"

1) God I hate the word Vanilla as so many people on here use it as an insult to anything non-FAB related!

3) Who's funding the protein shakes? Spend less cash trying to make yourself look like Schwarzenegger and use it getting a social life. Women on here aren't impressed by toned physiques apparently...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I ask whats stopping you from getting a job?"

I don't know. I've applied for loads of jobs, I'm on 3 agencies and nothing. Its not like my cv is bad. I've had calls from sending it about and tell me I've been shortlisted. But then hear nothing from it.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Girls love fucking celebrities so just play on the fact you look like Will from the Inbetweeners. Work on that Yoda impression and they'll be putty in your hands.

PS. You're 23... why the fuck are you even on sites like this?! If (like you claim) you've got the gift of the gab, get your arse down to the student union and pull women the normal way for someone of your age!!

1) I want to explore things out of the vanilla setting.

2) The student union bar doesn't work as its only couples and friends that go there.

3) no money and no job.

4) I could play on the Will thing but I doubt it would help.

Maybe you find someone you could idolise from afar, a bit more Simon than Will.

Definitely not Jay......

Simons a pleb and jay is an idiot."

On reflection you might be more of a Neil. Have you ever punched a fish?

*that's not a sexual euphemism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

1) I want to explore things out of the vanilla setting.

3) no money and no job.

1) God I hate the word Vanilla as so many people on here use it as an insult to anything non-FAB related!

3) Who's funding the protein shakes? Spend less cash trying to make yourself look like Schwarzenegger and use it getting a social life. Women on here aren't impressed by toned physiques apparently... "

The term Vanilla has been around a lot longer than fab. When someone uses it I know exactly what it means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty soon nobody will bother trying to help you if you don't actually get off your arse and sort it yourself

New people are join Fab and finding the Forums every day, they won't have seen his previous threads or know about the green arrow.

Every day he gets a new audience.."

Sheeeeeeeeit i didn't think about that

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Can I ask whats stopping you from getting a job?

I don't know. I've applied for loads of jobs, I'm on 3 agencies and nothing. Its not like my cv is bad. I've had calls from sending it about and tell me I've been shortlisted. But then hear nothing from it. "

Would you like us to give you a hand with your CV too?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If youve got no money how are you going to travel to meets or pay half for a hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girls love fucking celebrities so just play on the fact you look like Will from the Inbetweeners. Work on that Yoda impression and they'll be putty in your hands.

PS. You're 23... why the fuck are you even on sites like this?! If (like you claim) you've got the gift of the gab, get your arse down to the student union and pull women the normal way for someone of your age!!

1) I want to explore things out of the vanilla setting.

2) The student union bar doesn't work as its only couples and friends that go there.

3) no money and no job.

4) I could play on the Will thing but I doubt it would help.

Maybe you find someone you could idolise from afar, a bit more Simon than Will.

Definitely not Jay......

Simons a pleb and jay is an idiot.

On reflection you might be more of a Neil. Have you ever punched a fish?

*that's not a sexual euphemism. "

Ooh feisty one you are!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girls love fucking celebrities so just play on the fact you look like Will from the Inbetweeners. Work on that Yoda impression and they'll be putty in your hands.

PS. You're 23... why the fuck are you even on sites like this?! If (like you claim) you've got the gift of the gab, get your arse down to the student union and pull women the normal way for someone of your age!!

1) I want to explore things out of the vanilla setting.

2) The student union bar doesn't work as its only couples and friends that go there.

3) no money and no job.

4) I could play on the Will thing but I doubt it would help.

Maybe you find someone you could idolise from afar, a bit more Simon than Will.

Definitely not Jay......

Simons a pleb and jay is an idiot.

On reflection you might be more of a Neil. Have you ever punched a fish?

*that's not a sexual euphemism. "

Or is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I ask whats stopping you from getting a job?

I don't know. I've applied for loads of jobs, I'm on 3 agencies and nothing. Its not like my cv is bad. I've had calls from sending it about and tell me I've been shortlisted. But then hear nothing from it. "

What about bar work? Thats what I did when I was a student and it was the best job I ever had. If it paid more I'd still be there now

Just walk round bars asking if they are looking for anyone. Most bars can always use the extra hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

1) I want to explore things out of the vanilla setting.

3) no money and no job.

1) God I hate the word Vanilla as so many people on here use it as an insult to anything non-FAB related!

3) Who's funding the protein shakes? Spend less cash trying to make yourself look like Schwarzenegger and use it getting a social life. Women on here aren't impressed by toned physiques apparently... "

I don't have protein shakes. I just have a high protein diet.

And I'm not doing it for anyone else. I'm doing it for my own image. I'm not looking to be massive. Just be powerful and have defined muscle. And have that vascular look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your 23yrs old ffs, get out into the real world and show your personality face to face with girls, If it's as good as you say it is then you'll have no trouble and you'll be shagging yourself senseless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Challenge yourself. Answer 4 of the suggestions people have given you with a positive response instead of your go to scapegoating. Go.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Girls love fucking celebrities so just play on the fact you look like Will from the Inbetweeners. Work on that Yoda impression and they'll be putty in your hands.

PS. You're 23... why the fuck are you even on sites like this?! If (like you claim) you've got the gift of the gab, get your arse down to the student union and pull women the normal way for someone of your age!!

1) I want to explore things out of the vanilla setting.

2) The student union bar doesn't work as its only couples and friends that go there.

3) no money and no job.

4) I could play on the Will thing but I doubt it would help.

Maybe you find someone you could idolise from afar, a bit more Simon than Will.

Definitely not Jay......

Simons a pleb and jay is an idiot.

On reflection you might be more of a Neil. Have you ever punched a fish?

*that's not a sexual euphemism.

Ooh feisty one you are!!"

Frwienddddd.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I ask whats stopping you from getting a job?

I don't know. I've applied for loads of jobs, I'm on 3 agencies and nothing. Its not like my cv is bad. I've had calls from sending it about and tell me I've been shortlisted. But then hear nothing from it.

What about bar work? Thats what I did when I was a student and it was the best job I ever had. If it paid more I'd still be there now

Just walk round bars asking if they are looking for anyone. Most bars can always use the extra hands"

Looked into it. The ones that advertise (its all online now) want experience in bar work.

Thats all it is now. No experience, no job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I have just had a look at your new profile OP..

Why mention the colour of your skin in the heading and then go on about being English

Honestly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If youve got no money how are you going to travel to meets or pay half for a hotel"

Keep it local and meet at mine or theirs. How else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I ask whats stopping you from getting a job?

I don't know. I've applied for loads of jobs, I'm on 3 agencies and nothing. Its not like my cv is bad. I've had calls from sending it about and tell me I've been shortlisted. But then hear nothing from it.

What about bar work? Thats what I did when I was a student and it was the best job I ever had. If it paid more I'd still be there now

Just walk round bars asking if they are looking for anyone. Most bars can always use the extra hands

Looked into it. The ones that advertise (its all online now) want experience in bar work.

Thats all it is now. No experience, no job.

"

Don't just look online, go out and look around the local bars. tell them your a student looking for some part time work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your 23yrs old ffs, get out into the real world and show your personality face to face with girls, If it's as good as you say it is then you'll have no trouble and you'll be shagging yourself senseless "

I'm great talking friendly. Thats the frustration I have. But when it goes further I just either don't pic up on it or just kinda get confused (if thats the word)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also ‘typical English lad’ is not an attractive term. It just makes me think of football shirt wearing hooligans

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I have just had a look at your new profile OP..

Why mention the colour of your skin in the heading and then go on about being English

Honestly "

Because I'm english and tanned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are very young, that will put some people off.

You look asian/indian on your photos and that will put some people off no matter what you say.

You cant change those things.

On the forums you do whinge a lot and appear unhappy, that will also put some people off but you can alter that if you want to and it wouldnt take much effort.

Then there are the usual suggestions of going to socials and clubs and getting to meet people in person. Many people say that helps.

Its your choice if you act on any of the suggestions given but from what i remember you have asked the same question before ............ !

I've tried socials. They always tell me that they are full. Not sure if they're genuine or just trying to push me off. "

Keep trying !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also ‘typical English lad’ is not an attractive term. It just makes me think of football shirt wearing hooligans "

What should I say then?

I'm a dime a dosen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You are very young, that will put some people off.

You look asian/indian on your photos and that will put some people off no matter what you say.

You cant change those things.

On the forums you do whinge a lot and appear unhappy, that will also put some people off but you can alter that if you want to and it wouldnt take much effort.

Then there are the usual suggestions of going to socials and clubs and getting to meet people in person. Many people say that helps.

Its your choice if you act on any of the suggestions given but from what i remember you have asked the same question before ............ !

I've tried socials. They always tell me that they are full. Not sure if they're genuine or just trying to push me off.

Keep trying !"

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many times can you ask the same question"

Hundreds

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By *otwifeHunter808Man
over a year ago

Bury

If u want me to be yr mentor.. I can even write you a son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I have just had a look at your new profile OP..

Why mention the colour of your skin in the heading and then go on about being English

Honestly

Because I'm english and tanned."

Just say tanned then

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By *otwifeHunter808Man
over a year ago

Bury

For a start bro no offence that picture of u in the white shirts is no good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are two Sheffield socials advertised in the forums, one on Jul 28th and another on Aug 11th. Both state that they have spaces for single blokes. Get your bloomin’ name down, attend, talk to people and stop bloody whining. Whilst you’re there, ask the bar staff if they need any extra staff. Two birds, one stone. I’ve found them for you, now you just have to close the deal all by yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you guys actually get meets?

I write good opening messages and they don't read them. Just go straight to my profile and then ignore me. They like the avatar enough to have interest but then something puts them off. "

Without reading every reply, and coming at this from being around on the fetish scene for something like six years, here is my advice;

Go to social meetups that people oeganise, to meet new people. Don't go with the intention of pulling, go with the intention of making new friends. People will get to know your face, and become comfortable around you. Maybe take it to the next step if you hit it off with someone, but don't pass someone on if they only meet in clubs. Respect that, because it's their choice. If it isn't your thing, then at least you made a friend.

Just make sure you don't act a dick, because people will push individuals like that out of their community

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are two Sheffield socials advertised in the forums, one on Jul 28th and another on Aug 11th. Both state that they have spaces for single blokes. Get your bloomin’ name down, attend, talk to people and stop bloody whining. Whilst you’re there, ask the bar staff if they need any extra staff. Two birds, one stone. I’ve found them for you, now you just have to close the deal all by yourself. "

Would you be up for coming to my house and sorting my life out please? I need a stern talking to.

Clothing optional but less the better

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Sorry op. You have been given so much profile advise since you've been here and its still no better. Your profile shows no effort from you, so I think you will continue to struggle, especially as you can't go to socials and clubs, to meet people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green arrow alert ..bit of a forum wind up merchant

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"There are two Sheffield socials advertised in the forums, one on Jul 28th and another on Aug 11th. Both state that they have spaces for single blokes. Get your bloomin’ name down, attend, talk to people and stop bloody whining. Whilst you’re there, ask the bar staff if they need any extra staff. Two birds, one stone. I’ve found them for you, now you just have to close the deal all by yourself. "

Well done you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are two Sheffield socials advertised in the forums, one on Jul 28th and another on Aug 11th. Both state that they have spaces for single blokes. Get your bloomin’ name down, attend, talk to people and stop bloody whining. Whilst you’re there, ask the bar staff if they need any extra staff. Two birds, one stone. I’ve found them for you, now you just have to close the deal all by yourself. "

And where are they on here?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"There are two Sheffield socials advertised in the forums, one on Jul 28th and another on Aug 11th. Both state that they have spaces for single blokes. Get your bloomin’ name down, attend, talk to people and stop bloody whining. Whilst you’re there, ask the bar staff if they need any extra staff. Two birds, one stone. I’ve found them for you, now you just have to close the deal all by yourself. "

There you are. Miss Heels has done some homework for you so really, give it a shot. Put your big boy pants on and go for it!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"There are two Sheffield socials advertised in the forums, one on Jul 28th and another on Aug 11th. Both state that they have spaces for single blokes. Get your bloomin’ name down, attend, talk to people and stop bloody whining. Whilst you’re there, ask the bar staff if they need any extra staff. Two birds, one stone. I’ve found them for you, now you just have to close the deal all by yourself.

And where are they on here? "

Search the relevant forums. Flipping ek!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry op. You have been given so much profile advise since you've been here and its still no better. Your profile shows no effort from you, so I think you will continue to struggle, especially as you can't go to socials and clubs, to meet people. "

How can it be that bad?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Here you go, new profile text for you. Send us cakes later!

Hi, this is my profile

My name is young guy

Have a good look around

I’m so glad you stopped by

Have a look at my photos

I hope you like what you see

If you have any questions

Then please message me

I’m often in the forums

I love banter and fun

I also love the gym

Where I tone up my bum

I’m looking for someone

Who’s sensitive and caring

But I also like ladies

To be a bit daring

Give me a try

We may get on great

If you’re not tempted yet

Can I bribe you with cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are two Sheffield socials advertised in the forums, one on Jul 28th and another on Aug 11th. Both state that they have spaces for single blokes. Get your bloomin’ name down, attend, talk to people and stop bloody whining. Whilst you’re there, ask the bar staff if they need any extra staff. Two birds, one stone. I’ve found them for you, now you just have to close the deal all by yourself.

And where are they on here? "

For the love of all that is holy. Go into forum search, enter Sheffield in the search criteria and woo, there they are. How about you give everyone else your ruddy log in details so that we can do ALL the work for you rather than just the vast majority?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry op. You have been given so much profile advise since you've been here and its still no better. Your profile shows no effort from you, so I think you will continue to struggle, especially as you can't go to socials and clubs, to meet people.

How can it be that bad?

"

Is this a wind up? How can you think its good?

You've basically said your age, which is already on your profile. The colour of your skin, which is on your photos and something what a veri said, which is already displayed on your bio

There is nothing in your bio that people couldn't get from else where on your profile

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"There are two Sheffield socials advertised in the forums, one on Jul 28th and another on Aug 11th. Both state that they have spaces for single blokes. Get your bloomin’ name down, attend, talk to people and stop bloody whining. Whilst you’re there, ask the bar staff if they need any extra staff. Two birds, one stone. I’ve found them for you, now you just have to close the deal all by yourself.

And where are they on here?

Search the relevant forums. Flipping ek!! "

Dam it lady luck I wish I was 33

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here you go, new profile text for you. Send us cakes later!

Hi, this is my profile

My name is young guy

Have a good look around

I’m so glad you stopped by

Have a look at my photos

I hope you like what you see

If you have any questions

Then please message me

I’m often in the forums

I love banter and fun

I also love the gym

Where I tone up my bum

I’m looking for someone

Who’s sensitive and caring

But I also like ladies

To be a bit daring

Give me a try

We may get on great

If you’re not tempted yet

Can I bribe you with cake? "

What kind of cake? please specify!!!!!! I'm not a hot piece of ass that can be used as a bribe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here you go, new profile text for you. Send us cakes later!

Hi, this is my profile

My name is young guy

Have a good look around

I’m so glad you stopped by

Have a look at my photos

I hope you like what you see

If you have any questions

Then please message me

I’m often in the forums

I love banter and fun

I also love the gym

Where I tone up my bum

I’m looking for someone

Who’s sensitive and caring

But I also like ladies

To be a bit daring

Give me a try

We may get on great

If you’re not tempted yet

Can I bribe you with cake? "

Can i use this?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Any what" i may have met. Do you mean asian guys? Cause the ones i have net have been lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are two Sheffield socials advertised in the forums, one on Jul 28th and another on Aug 11th. Both state that they have spaces for single blokes. Get your bloomin’ name down, attend, talk to people and stop bloody whining. Whilst you’re there, ask the bar staff if they need any extra staff. Two birds, one stone. I’ve found them for you, now you just have to close the deal all by yourself.

And where are they on here?

For the love of all that is holy. Go into forum search, enter Sheffield in the search criteria and woo, there they are. How about you give everyone else your ruddy log in details so that we can do ALL the work for you rather than just the vast majority? "

Done that and the 11th is cancelled

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here you go, new profile text for you. Send us cakes later!

Hi, this is my profile

My name is young guy

Have a good look around

I’m so glad you stopped by

Have a look at my photos

I hope you like what you see

If you have any questions

Then please message me

I’m often in the forums

I love banter and fun

I also love the gym

Where I tone up my bum

I’m looking for someone

Who’s sensitive and caring

But I also like ladies

To be a bit daring

Give me a try

We may get on great

If you’re not tempted yet

Can I bribe you with cake? "

I'm thinking this is a wind up

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage


"There are two Sheffield socials advertised in the forums, one on Jul 28th and another on Aug 11th. Both state that they have spaces for single blokes. Get your bloomin’ name down, attend, talk to people and stop bloody whining. Whilst you’re there, ask the bar staff if they need any extra staff. Two birds, one stone. I’ve found them for you, now you just have to close the deal all by yourself.

And where are they on here?

For the love of all that is holy. Go into forum search, enter Sheffield in the search criteria and woo, there they are. How about you give everyone else your ruddy log in details so that we can do ALL the work for you rather than just the vast majority?

Done that and the 11th is cancelled "

Well done

That wasn't to hard for you was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are two Sheffield socials advertised in the forums, one on Jul 28th and another on Aug 11th. Both state that they have spaces for single blokes. Get your bloomin’ name down, attend, talk to people and stop bloody whining. Whilst you’re there, ask the bar staff if they need any extra staff. Two birds, one stone. I’ve found them for you, now you just have to close the deal all by yourself.

And where are they on here?

For the love of all that is holy. Go into forum search, enter Sheffield in the search criteria and woo, there they are. How about you give everyone else your ruddy log in details so that we can do ALL the work for you rather than just the vast majority?

Done that and the 11th is cancelled "

Well, one down and still one to go to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m quite impressed OP, the amount of advice that you’ve managed to garner and you’ve ignored every piece of it!

I gave you a large piece of advice last night too, as did many others on a similar topic and your responses were sadly the same; making excuses and giving reasons why you ‘can’t do something’

The simple fact is that if you wanted something badly enough then you would find a way. If you need a job; go and get one, if your profile isn’t good enough; change it, if you want to meet people; go to socials or a club.

Things aren’t easy, it takes effort. No one is going to do anything for you and frankly I’m surprised that you’ve generated as much attention through this as you have.

Take the advice that’s been offered, it’s good advice. Take some time and work out what you want then do it! No excuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP all the tools are there. You need to put in a little effort yourself, get out of your comfort zone and make things happen.

It’s no good moaning or thinking it’s all against you when there’s only one person stopping or not tying hard enough if you really want something or to do something about it and that’s you.

So use what everyone has advised you and make it happen! Just do it

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.


"Can I ask whats stopping you from getting a job?

I don't know. I've applied for loads of jobs, I'm on 3 agencies and nothing. Its not like my cv is bad. I've had calls from sending it about and tell me I've been shortlisted. But then hear nothing from it.

What about bar work? Thats what I did when I was a student and it was the best job I ever had. If it paid more I'd still be there now

Just walk round bars asking if they are looking for anyone. Most bars can always use the extra hands

Looked into it. The ones that advertise (its all online now) want experience in bar work.

Thats all it is now. No experience, no job.

"

If all you are looking for is part time work why not try local supermarkets

As for meets on here, You're thinking to much into it, Have fun and forget about messaging people for awhile,

I haven't tried to work it out but I would guess that the average fab age that use the site is around 30 plus and higher in the forums and a lot of people stay clear of people under 25,

Try getting to know people through their comments in the forums/Chat rooms first and keep a look out for local social events, Get your name down before they fill up

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By *igD_midlandsMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Youngguy95 you need a guide to a vagina my friend

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Here you go, new profile text for you. Send us cakes later!

Hi, this is my profile

My name is young guy

Have a good look around

I’m so glad you stopped by

Have a look at my photos

I hope you like what you see

If you have any questions

Then please message me

I’m often in the forums

I love banter and fun

I also love the gym

Where I tone up my bum

I’m looking for someone

Who’s sensitive and caring

But I also like ladies

To be a bit daring

Give me a try

We may get on great

If you’re not tempted yet

Can I bribe you with cake?

Can i use this? "

Of course, if you send cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP all the tools are there. You need to put in a little effort yourself, get out of your comfort zone and make things happen.

It’s no good moaning or thinking it’s all against you when there’s only one person stopping or not tying hard enough if you really want something or to do something about it and that’s you.

So use what everyone has advised you and make it happen! Just do it "

A less ranty version of what I just said! OP listen to people.

I certainly think you’re trying peoples patience now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m quite impressed OP, the amount of advice that you’ve managed to garner and you’ve ignored every piece of it!

I gave you a large piece of advice last night too, as did many others on a similar topic and your responses were sadly the same; making excuses and giving reasons why you ‘can’t do something’

The simple fact is that if you wanted something badly enough then you would find a way. If you need a job; go and get one, if your profile isn’t good enough; change it, if you want to meet people; go to socials or a club.

Things aren’t easy, it takes effort. No one is going to do anything for you and frankly I’m surprised that you’ve generated as much attention through this as you have.

Take the advice that’s been offered, it’s good advice. Take some time and work out what you want then do it! No excuses"

That was strange said exactly what i did at the same time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here you go, new profile text for you. Send us cakes later!

Hi, this is my profile

My name is young guy

Have a good look around

I’m so glad you stopped by

Have a look at my photos

I hope you like what you see

If you have any questions

Then please message me

I’m often in the forums

I love banter and fun

I also love the gym

Where I tone up my bum

I’m looking for someone

Who’s sensitive and caring

But I also like ladies

To be a bit daring

Give me a try

We may get on great

If you’re not tempted yet

Can I bribe you with cake?

Can i use this?

Of course, if you send cake "

I have Victoria Sponge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m quite impressed OP, the amount of advice that you’ve managed to garner and you’ve ignored every piece of it!

I gave you a large piece of advice last night too, as did many others on a similar topic and your responses were sadly the same; making excuses and giving reasons why you ‘can’t do something’

The simple fact is that if you wanted something badly enough then you would find a way. If you need a job; go and get one, if your profile isn’t good enough; change it, if you want to meet people; go to socials or a club.

Things aren’t easy, it takes effort. No one is going to do anything for you and frankly I’m surprised that you’ve generated as much attention through this as you have.

Take the advice that’s been offered, it’s good advice. Take some time and work out what you want then do it! No excuses

That was strange said exactly what i did at the same time lol"

Jinx!!

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage


"Youngguy95 you need a guide to a vagina my friend "

In all fairness he has guide handed to him on a plate with all the advise over the last few weeks, Clearly doesn't like it tho.

Oh well there's always the gangbang with the random girl that he is sorting out.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Here you go, new profile text for you. Send us cakes later!

Hi, this is my profile

My name is young guy

Have a good look around

I’m so glad you stopped by

Have a look at my photos

I hope you like what you see

If you have any questions

Then please message me

I’m often in the forums

I love banter and fun

I also love the gym

Where I tone up my bum

I’m looking for someone

Who’s sensitive and caring

But I also like ladies

To be a bit daring

Give me a try

We may get on great

If you’re not tempted yet

Can I bribe you with cake?

I'm thinking this is a wind up"

A wind up, oh well we tried

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Here you go, new profile text for you. Send us cakes later!

Hi, this is my profile

My name is young guy

Have a good look around

I’m so glad you stopped by

Have a look at my photos

I hope you like what you see

If you have any questions

Then please message me

I’m often in the forums

I love banter and fun

I also love the gym

Where I tone up my bum

I’m looking for someone

Who’s sensitive and caring

But I also like ladies

To be a bit daring

Give me a try

We may get on great

If you’re not tempted yet

Can I bribe you with cake?

Can i use this?

Of course, if you send cake

I have Victoria Sponge "

We must post too often if you know that’s our favourite Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here you go, new profile text for you. Send us cakes later!

Hi, this is my profile

My name is young guy

Have a good look around

I’m so glad you stopped by

Have a look at my photos

I hope you like what you see

If you have any questions

Then please message me

I’m often in the forums

I love banter and fun

I also love the gym

Where I tone up my bum

I’m looking for someone

Who’s sensitive and caring

But I also like ladies

To be a bit daring

Give me a try

We may get on great

If you’re not tempted yet

Can I bribe you with cake?

Can i use this?

Of course, if you send cake

I have Victoria Sponge

We must post too often if you know that’s our favourite Deal "

I’m a Victoria Sponge Specialist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here you go, new profile text for you. Send us cakes later!

Hi, this is my profile

My name is young guy

Have a good look around

I’m so glad you stopped by

Have a look at my photos

I hope you like what you see

If you have any questions

Then please message me

I’m often in the forums

I love banter and fun

I also love the gym

Where I tone up my bum

I’m looking for someone

Who’s sensitive and caring

But I also like ladies

To be a bit daring

Give me a try

We may get on great

If you’re not tempted yet

Can I bribe you with cake?

I'm thinking this is a wind up

A wind up, oh well we tried "

Sorry to assume.

I've taken parts from it and rewrote again.

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London


"Here you go, new profile text for you. Send us cakes later!

Hi, this is my profile

My name is young guy

Have a good look around

I’m so glad you stopped by

Have a look at my photos

I hope you like what you see

If you have any questions

Then please message me

I’m often in the forums

I love banter and fun

I also love the gym

Where I tone up my bum

I’m looking for someone

Who’s sensitive and caring

But I also like ladies

To be a bit daring

Give me a try

We may get on great

If you’re not tempted yet

Can I bribe you with cake? "

That’s a lovely thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello OP. I must say that I haven’t been on the forums for a little while so this is the first time I’ve come across you (not literally obvs)

Here’s my penny’s worth;

You are a single guy on here. I’m not mentioning your age or the colour of you skin I am stating the fact that you are a single guy. That in itself makes it harder for you than it does for single women and couples.

Take a look at the profiles of the male profiles that have given you advice on here, I have met someone from this thread and the reason I did was he had an engaging, funny profile and he came across in a really positive way in the forums.

You need to sell yourself on your profile, not state facts. If you want advice then lose the photo of you in the shirt. You come across like you are intelligent guy, let that show. Show your personality, your humour. Stop ignoring the great advice you re being given by everyone.

Stop posting these threads. They are “look at me” and a massive turn off.

All the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello OP. I must say that I haven’t been on the forums for a little while so this is the first time I’ve come across you (not literally obvs)

Here’s my penny’s worth;

You are a single guy on here. I’m not mentioning your age or the colour of you skin I am stating the fact that you are a single guy. That in itself makes it harder for you than it does for single women and couples.

Take a look at the profiles of the male profiles that have given you advice on here, I have met someone from this thread and the reason I did was he had an engaging, funny profile and he came across in a really positive way in the forums.

You need to sell yourself on your profile, not state facts. If you want advice then lose the photo of you in the shirt. You come across like you are intelligent guy, let that show. Show your personality, your humour. Stop ignoring the great advice you re being given by everyone.

Stop posting these threads. They are “look at me” and a massive turn off.

All the best"

Does my profile not carry a politeness or a humours feel to it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello OP. I must say that I haven’t been on the forums for a little while so this is the first time I’ve come across you (not literally obvs)

Here’s my penny’s worth;

You are a single guy on here. I’m not mentioning your age or the colour of you skin I am stating the fact that you are a single guy. That in itself makes it harder for you than it does for single women and couples.

Take a look at the profiles of the male profiles that have given you advice on here, I have met someone from this thread and the reason I did was he had an engaging, funny profile and he came across in a really positive way in the forums.

You need to sell yourself on your profile, not state facts. If you want advice then lose the photo of you in the shirt. You come across like you are intelligent guy, let that show. Show your personality, your humour. Stop ignoring the great advice you re being given by everyone.

Stop posting these threads. They are “look at me” and a massive turn off.

All the best

Does my profile not carry a politeness or a humours feel to it?"

To me the bio carries a "I'm just telling you what I think you want to hear" vibe to it

But if that's what you want then keep it. Your profile is supposed to be about you after all and not everyones opinion of what you should write

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello OP. I must say that I haven’t been on the forums for a little while so this is the first time I’ve come across you (not literally obvs)

Here’s my penny’s worth;

You are a single guy on here. I’m not mentioning your age or the colour of you skin I am stating the fact that you are a single guy. That in itself makes it harder for you than it does for single women and couples.

Take a look at the profiles of the male profiles that have given you advice on here, I have met someone from this thread and the reason I did was he had an engaging, funny profile and he came across in a really positive way in the forums.

You need to sell yourself on your profile, not state facts. If you want advice then lose the photo of you in the shirt. You come across like you are intelligent guy, let that show. Show your personality, your humour. Stop ignoring the great advice you re being given by everyone.

Stop posting these threads. They are “look at me” and a massive turn off.

All the best

Does my profile not carry a politeness or a humours feel to it?"

It’s better. Maybe re-check the spelling. Only thing I didn’t like was the ‘dick wet’ comment but if that reflects your personality then don’t change it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I ask whats stopping you from getting a job?

I don't know. I've applied for loads of jobs, I'm on 3 agencies and nothing. Its not like my cv is bad. I've had calls from sending it about and tell me I've been shortlisted. But then hear nothing from it.

What about bar work? Thats what I did when I was a student and it was the best job I ever had. If it paid more I'd still be there now

Just walk round bars asking if they are looking for anyone. Most bars can always use the extra hands

Looked into it. The ones that advertise (its all online now) want experience in bar work.

Thats all it is now. No experience, no job.

"

That's really not true. My eldest walked into bar work, from doing the leg work and asking around, despite no previous bar work experience. Some still prefer the personal approach.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Here you go, new profile text for you. Send us cakes later!

Hi, this is my profile

My name is young guy

Have a good look around

I’m so glad you stopped by

Have a look at my photos

I hope you like what you see

If you have any questions

Then please message me

I’m often in the forums

I love banter and fun

I also love the gym

Where I tone up my bum

I’m looking for someone

Who’s sensitive and caring

But I also like ladies

To be a bit daring

Give me a try

We may get on great

If you’re not tempted yet

Can I bribe you with cake?

Can i use this? "

I think all of us single guys should use it.

If we just add at the end what our preferred choice of cake is they'd be unique enough, right?

To be honest, it's a lot better than my current text....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile text can say anything you want but at the end of the day it's your pictures that will ultimately get you meets. If the people you're messaging aren't attracted to you, having a banging profile ain't gonna do shit to sway them.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"There are two Sheffield socials advertised in the forums, one on Jul 28th and another on Aug 11th. Both state that they have spaces for single blokes. Get your bloomin’ name down, attend, talk to people and stop bloody whining. Whilst you’re there, ask the bar staff if they need any extra staff. Two birds, one stone. I’ve found them for you, now you just have to close the deal all by yourself.

And where are they on here? "

You.

Have.

Got.

To.

Be.

Fucking.

Kidding?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello OP. I must say that I haven’t been on the forums for a little while so this is the first time I’ve come across you (not literally obvs)

Here’s my penny’s worth;

You are a single guy on here. I’m not mentioning your age or the colour of you skin I am stating the fact that you are a single guy. That in itself makes it harder for you than it does for single women and couples.

Take a look at the profiles of the male profiles that have given you advice on here, I have met someone from this thread and the reason I did was he had an engaging, funny profile and he came across in a really positive way in the forums.

You need to sell yourself on your profile, not state facts. If you want advice then lose the photo of you in the shirt. You come across like you are intelligent guy, let that show. Show your personality, your humour. Stop ignoring the great advice you re being given by everyone.

Stop posting these threads. They are “look at me” and a massive turn off.

All the best

Does my profile not carry a politeness or a humours feel to it?

To me the bio carries a "I'm just telling you what I think you want to hear" vibe to it

But if that's what you want then keep it. Your profile is supposed to be about you after all and not everyones opinion of what you should write"

Ultimately it is as they need to feel like it relevant to them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello OP. I must say that I haven’t been on the forums for a little while so this is the first time I’ve come across you (not literally obvs)

Here’s my penny’s worth;

You are a single guy on here. I’m not mentioning your age or the colour of you skin I am stating the fact that you are a single guy. That in itself makes it harder for you than it does for single women and couples.

Take a look at the profiles of the male profiles that have given you advice on here, I have met someone from this thread and the reason I did was he had an engaging, funny profile and he came across in a really positive way in the forums.

You need to sell yourself on your profile, not state facts. If you want advice then lose the photo of you in the shirt. You come across like you are intelligent guy, let that show. Show your personality, your humour. Stop ignoring the great advice you re being given by everyone.

Stop posting these threads. They are “look at me” and a massive turn off.

All the best

Does my profile not carry a politeness or a humours feel to it?

It’s better. Maybe re-check the spelling. Only thing I didn’t like was the ‘dick wet’ comment but if that reflects your personality then don’t change it. "

I thought it showed that I wasn't looking for fuck and go meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just by using my endless charm and unrivalled charisma.

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough


"Hows my profile. Just scrapped the lot.

Short, but surprisingly better than before

Add more or keep it there?

It really doesn't matter what I personally think, as everyone is different and looking for different things, that's one of the bita I think you may be struggling to get your head around. What one person likes another could detest. Just be yourself and eventually someone will cross your path that you click with.

I know one thing doesn't match all. But its a case of trying to hit as many audiences as possible. Basic advertising.

I'm beginning to get a little frustrated now as you seem to have a plaster for every wound.

Get used to it Peach.

It's like trying to reason with a teenager as to the benefits of cleaning their room, and they just keep coming back with excuses."

Literally!!

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