FabSwingers.com forum: What women want.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So Ive not been here long but I get the feeling women put a lot of money, time and effort into clothing and toys when they meet or go to these intriguing clubs.

But what of the menfolk such as I? What efforts should we make? Bestest pants and slap on some aftershave? Full fitted suit and brogues? A fat wallet and willingness to use it?

Answers please.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wear a cravat, propeller cap, crocs and budgie smugglers. That’s the look that every discerning gentlemen is wearing this season. Hope this helps.

Thanks in advance X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It's the three S's for me bro!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Collar, cuffs and a bow tie. Works every time

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I don't care if you have a fat wallet or not..

I wouldn't ever expect a guy to foot the bill for a meet... Dinner or drinks or hotel or whatever..

I would like meaningful conversation... Lots of humour (the dryer the better) great sex (the wetter the better) and possibly chocolate...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring them food. Chocolate works well.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been to ine but I'd like to think I'd wander about in a robe, confidently cupping a pipe.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd hope it would be a good attitude, humour and a cracking personality, at least i'd be in with a shot then.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wear a cravat, propeller cap, crocs and budgie smugglers. That’s the look that every discerning gentlemen is wearing this season. Hope this helps.

Thanks in advance X

It's so difficult to find a propeller-cap for my head size though. They just look silly.

Thanks for your sartorial wisdom buddy.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Naked is good

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I agree with the above it’s not about the wallet... if you are meeting it’s because there is a mutual attraction and chemistry so why should the male pay... unless it was a date... hahaha

Of course nice aftershave and to look nice is grest but mostly it’s about hopefully having that connection and spark.. to talk.. to laugh and flirt... the eye contact.... the rest of the materialistic stuff doesn’t matter if everything else falls into place... oh did I mention the sex.... rip you clothes off raw passionate sex!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wear a cravat, propeller cap, crocs and budgie smugglers. That’s the look that every discerning gentlemen is wearing this season. Hope this helps.

Thanks in advance X

It's so difficult to find a propeller-cap for my head size though. They just look silly.

Thanks for your sartorial wisdom buddy.

Always here if you need some sage advice squire.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"Bring them food. Chocolate works well. "

Or fried chicken

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring them food. Chocolate works well.

Or fried chicken

Always with the fried chicken.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring them food. Chocolate works well.

Or fried chicken

Absolutely this!!! Or sushi!!! Naked sushi yummy!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring them food. Chocolate works well.

Or fried chicken

Absolutely this!!! Or sushi!!! Naked sushi yummy!

Deal.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This thread basicly suggests that many women just want small quantities of food brought to them.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"Bring them food. Chocolate works well.

Or fried chicken

Absolutely this!!! Or sushi!!! Naked sushi yummy!

This woman right here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"Bring them food. Chocolate works well.

Or fried chicken

Always with the fried chicken.

I'm that stereotype

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"It's the three S's for me bro!"

Sock, another Sock and a slipper?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"This thread basicly suggests that many women just want small quantities of food brought to them."

Can't speak for all women but my husband basically wooed me with food

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cuppa and chat and pooch they all want pooch

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring them food. Chocolate works well.

Or fried chicken

Always with the fried chicken.

I'm that stereotype

We were all thinking it Ebony!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread basicly suggests that many women just want small quantities of food brought to them.

Can't speak for all women but my husband basically wooed me with food

So fried chicken. Sushi and chocolate.

I'll get down the high street now xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Never been to ine but I'd like to think I'd wander about in a robe, confidently cupping a pipe."

Just come do that at my house.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What they cant have

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"Bring them food. Chocolate works well.

Or fried chicken

Always with the fried chicken.

I'm that stereotype

We were all thinking it Ebony!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring them food. Chocolate works well. "

Just never pizza

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just be yourself ........

otherwise its fake

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring them food. Chocolate works well.

Just never pizza

I'm basicly putting together a menu now.

So that's Chocolate, Fried Chicken and Sushi, but no pizza.

What about a Lasagne?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just be yourself"

No. I'm a twat.

Apparently food can do it though.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread basicly suggests that many women just want small quantities of food brought to them."

Sorry I can't speak for the other ladies, but I never mentioned small quantities..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and presecco....oh wait strawberries... and Nutella.... mmmm great combo!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and presecco....oh wait strawberries... and Nutella.... mmmm great combo!!

How about a chocolate fountain to go with the strawberries?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take some reese cups, gin and some flowers...hopefully that would tempt someone but obviously I'd be part of the package as well lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What they cant have"

Serious answer right here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Women want souls

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aut-eWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Of course nice aftershave and to look nice is great but mostly it’s about hopefully having that connection and spark.. to talk.. to laugh and flirt... the eye contact.... the rest of the materialistic stuff doesn’t matter if everything else falls into place... oh did I mention the sex.... rip your clothes off raw passionate sex!!

This for me, as for the clothes and toys, I buy my lingerie because I want to feel and look sexy, my toys are just an extra to enhance an already great play and be a little adventurous

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice eyes

Nice smile

Nice smell

Nice height

Hairy chest

Sense of fun

Great personality...

... That's me captivated

Boom!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"This thread basicly suggests that many women just want small quantities of food brought to them."

P had a solo meet and called me when she got home...I asked if she'd had fun and she said " Yes, he bought me a MaccyD."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complete honesty and eyes just for me.

Good sense of humour helps too.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd take some reese cups, gin and some flowers...hopefully that would tempt someone but obviously I'd be part of the package as well lol "

Erm. I'll take it. Tulips or Gerberas please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So Ive not been here long but I get the feeling women put a lot of money, time and effort into clothing and toys when they meet or go to these intriguing clubs.

But what of the menfolk such as I? What efforts should we make? Bestest pants and slap on some aftershave? Full fitted suit and brogues? A fat wallet and willingness to use it?

Answers please.

I guess there is also the question what would you like?? Any particular food... etc etc

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So Ive not been here long but I get the feeling women put a lot of money, time and effort into clothing and toys when they meet or go to these intriguing clubs.

But what of the menfolk such as I? What efforts should we make? Bestest pants and slap on some aftershave? Full fitted suit and brogues? A fat wallet and willingness to use it?

Answers please.

All I ask for is a man with an open mind and a creative imagination

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women want souls "

Arse souls?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread basicly suggests that many women just want small quantities of food brought to them."

Jelly babies

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women want souls

Arse souls?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread basicly suggests that many women just want small quantities of food brought to them.

Jelly babies

I prefer wine to food

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Just bring your wit, clean clothes on a clean body, socks and undies without holes, neat nails and clean teeth.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread basicly suggests that many women just want small quantities of food brought to them.

Jelly babies

I prefer wine to food

Wine gums

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread basicly suggests that many women just want small quantities of food brought to them.

Jelly babies

I prefer wine to food

Wine gums

Now your talking

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread basicly suggests that many women just want small quantities of food brought to them.

Sorry I can't speak for the other ladies, but I never mentioned small quantities.. "

Go large or go home

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread basicly suggests that many women just want small quantities of food brought to them.

Jelly babies

I prefer wine to food

Wine gums

I sense a theme

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

"It's the three S's for me bro!"

Shocolate strawberries and sicecream

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BREAKING:

Women want different things.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a man who makes an effort to dress well (no trainers or track suits etc).

I like a man clean, well groomed and smelling of nice aftershave.

I don't expect him to buy me drinks all night but offering to buy me a drink when we first meet is appreciated.

The only thing I do expect a man to bring when meeting me is condoms.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread basicly suggests that many women just want small quantities of food brought to them.

Jelly babies

I prefer wine to food

Wine gums

Now your talking

The orange ones are mine

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a man who makes an effort to dress well (no trainers or track suits etc).

I like a man clean, well groomed and smelling of nice aftershave.

I don't expect him to buy me drinks all night but offering to buy me a drink when we first meet is appreciated.

The only thing I do expect a man to bring when meeting me is condoms."

Oh man, we have to think of everything!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women want souls "

Men don't have souls!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So Ive not been here long but I get the feeling women put a lot of money, time and effort into clothing and toys when they meet or go to these intriguing clubs.

But what of the menfolk such as I? What efforts should we make? Bestest pants and slap on some aftershave? Full fitted suit and brogues? A fat wallet and willingness to use it?

Answers please.

I want him to feel comfortable enough about meeting me to wear what makes him happy and just be himself. If he thinks he needs to make some big show then he shouldn't be meeting me as I'm not what he's looking for.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women want souls

Men don't have souls!

The women steal them

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So Ive not been here long but I get the feeling women put a lot of money, time and effort into clothing and toys when they meet or go to these intriguing clubs.

But what of the menfolk such as I? What efforts should we make? Bestest pants and slap on some aftershave? Full fitted suit and brogues? A fat wallet and willingness to use it?

Answers please.

White boxers lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"It's the three S's for me bro!"

Just this

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So Ive not been here long but I get the feeling women put a lot of money, time and effort into clothing and toys when they meet or go to these intriguing clubs.

But what of the menfolk such as I? What efforts should we make? Bestest pants and slap on some aftershave? Full fitted suit and brogues? A fat wallet and willingness to use it?

Answers please.

White boxers lol"

Might of known you’d say that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Be freshly showered and hair washed, clean pressed clothes, neat clean fingernails, clean teeth and fresh breath, wear a big friendly smile and have something interesting to talk about and you will do fine with me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fat wallet comment was unworthy.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a pulse helpful?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

no skid marks...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a pulse helpful?

Debateable on the size of ones cock

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd take some reese cups, gin and some flowers...hopefully that would tempt someone but obviously I'd be part of the package as well lol

Erm. I'll take it. Tulips or Gerberas please

Hehe

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread basicly suggests that many women just want small quantities of food brought to them."

Correct

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women want souls

Men don't have souls!

The women steal them

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want a cream pie.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bring your wit, clean clothes on a clean body, socks and undies without holes, neat nails and clean teeth.

I’m on my way.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

As long as a man smells good, and makes me laugh, I’m pretty happy.

I’m not going to complain if they buy me a cuppa, and maybe a fancy piece (that’s a post cake for those not from NE Scotland), as long as they let me buy them the next time.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The fat wallet comment was unworthy.

Was a joke.

Get over yourself.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fat wallet comment was unworthy.

Was a joke.

Get over yourself.

Touché or touchy not sure which one.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think the cleanliness and nice smells are a given.

It's nice to hear that a lot of woman are basicly saying "not much. Just treat me nice".

Restores my faith a bit.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The fat wallet comment was unworthy.

Was a joke.

Get over yourself.

Touché or touchy not sure which one. "

Wasn't aware comments had to be "worthy" sorry!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fat wallet comment was unworthy.

What do you mean? Lots of women hint at wanting gifts/ meals/ hotels paid for.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a pulse helpful?

Debateable on the size of ones cock

10 inches ....isn't every guy on fab

Wakes up from coma

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Dare I ask what on earth a budgie-smuggler is? I’m assuming it’s not a thief who nicks people’s budgies???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dare I ask what on earth a budgie-smuggler is? I’m assuming it’s not a thief who nicks people’s budgies???

"A jocular reference to a man's tight-fitting swimming costume or swimsuit appearing as if he has a budgerigar concealed inside it, ie. his bulging genitals."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a pulse helpful?

Debateable on the size of ones cock

10 inches ....isn't every guy on fab

Wakes up from coma

No Hine, every guy on fab is 12 inches but doesn't use it as a rule

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Just bring your wit, clean clothes on a clean body, socks and undies without holes, neat nails and clean teeth.

I’m on my way."

I'm naked and ready.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a pulse helpful?

Debateable on the size of ones cock

10 inches ....isn't every guy on fab

Wakes up from coma

No Hine, every guy on fab is 12 inches but doesn't use it as a rule

Is this Lilliput?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I can't remember what the question was..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't remember what the question was.. "

It was what food can I get you?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Dare I ask what on earth a budgie-smuggler is? I’m assuming it’s not a thief who nicks people’s budgies???

"A jocular reference to a man's tight-fitting swimming costume or swimsuit appearing as if he has a budgerigar concealed inside it, ie. his bulging genitals.""

Ah I see! Thanks!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dare I ask what on earth a budgie-smuggler is? I’m assuming it’s not a thief who nicks people’s budgies???

"A jocular reference to a man's tight-fitting swimming costume or swimsuit appearing as if he has a budgerigar concealed inside it, ie. his bulging genitals."

Ah I see! Thanks!

Recommend a Google image search. x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dare I ask what on earth a budgie-smuggler is? I’m assuming it’s not a thief who nicks people’s budgies???

"A jocular reference to a man's tight-fitting swimming costume or swimsuit appearing as if he has a budgerigar concealed inside it, ie. his bulging genitals."

Ah I see! Thanks!

Recommend a Google image search. x"

Oooooh how mean!

I learned very early on here to *never* do a Google image search on something mentioned in the forums.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a pulse helpful?

Debateable on the size of ones cock

10 inches ....isn't every guy on fab

Wakes up from coma

No Hine, every guy on fab is 12 inches but doesn't use it as a rule

Is this Lilliput?

Shhhhhh!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"This thread basicly suggests that many women just want small quantities of food brought to them.

Can't speak for all women but my husband basically wooed me with food

So fried chicken. Sushi and chocolate.

I'll get down the high street now xx"

I’ll take some pea pods please...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oooooh how mean!

I learned very early on here to *never* do a Google image search on something mentioned in the forums.

A girl in work once asked me for a nice foody pub. I recommended a pub called "The Black Cock". She googled pictures without thinking.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread basicly suggests that many women just want small quantities of food brought to them.

Can't speak for all women but my husband basically wooed me with food

So fried chicken. Sushi and chocolate.

I'll get down the high street now xx

I’ll take some pea pods please...

Great now I'm Deliveroo.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh how mean!

I learned very early on here to *never* do a Google image search on something mentioned in the forums.

A girl in work once asked me for a nice foody pub. I recommended a pub called "The Black Cock". She googled pictures without thinking.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

What women want????

Not even smarties have the answer to that one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want Smarties.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I want Smarties. "

Orange ones

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange smarties yes.

Hugs also. A genuine interest and a caring nature when needed. Also the ability to reply via email or text

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want Smarties. "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want Smarties. "

But only the blue ones

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Right now bring me chocolate and kiss my neck and I'm yours

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I want Smarties.

But only the blue ones"

Was just deliberating the myself between orange and blue ones... I havnt had smarties in seem like years.. I might buy some tommorow now.

Do they still come in cardboard tubes with the plastic cap?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aut-eWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I want Smarties.

But only the blue ones

Was just deliberating the myself between orange and blue ones... I havnt had smarties in seem like years.. I might buy some tommorow now.

Do they still come in cardboard tubes with the plastic cap?"

They still come in the tubes, they now also do the “share” bags (doesn’t share chocolate) with just the orange flavour

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So Ive not been here long but I get the feeling women put a lot of money, time and effort into clothing and toys when they meet or go to these intriguing clubs.

But what of the menfolk such as I? What efforts should we make? Bestest pants and slap on some aftershave? Full fitted suit and brogues? A fat wallet and willingness to use it?

Answers please.

Certainly do not need fat wallet, fat cock however different story!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Collar, cuffs and a bow tie. Works every time

you like to wait on them hands and foot

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Never been to ine but I'd like to think I'd wander about in a robe, confidently cupping a pipe."

You need the green tartan slippers to complete the whole ensemble

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They dont even know lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/06/18 07:12:05]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *heangelWoman
over a year ago

wonderland

Just bring a fluffy dog and we will be won over

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Women want souls "

Yes we suck them through your willies!

I want a bowl of doritos, no curly ones, all straight, not half ones, all flavoured up, and dip, i want dip with no green peppers in...ooo and all the walls draped in fairy lights...and kittens, i want a basket of kittens...ooo and

[wakes up from her Mariah Carey-esque dream]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women want cock pics.

Lots and lots of cock pics!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more a cat person. I don't think we could agree on that either. Bring your cheeky smile, flirt with me and tease me. That's what I ask for.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Why do you need a fat wallet

You wouldn’t be spending anything

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread