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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x "

Slims already offered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

Slims already offered"

Oi oi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

Slims already offered

Oi oi "

Get in line x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

Slims already offered

Oi oi

Get in line x "

Well I ain't in it anymore

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

Slims already offered

Oi oi

Get in line x

Do I need to take a number?

Well I ain't in it anymore "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

Slims already offered

Oi oi

Get in line x

Well I ain't in it anymore "

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

Slims already offered

Oi oi

Get in line x

Well I ain't in it anymore

Huh?"

The line for slim im not in it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

Slims already offered

Oi oi

Get in line x

Well I ain't in it anymore

Huh?

The line for slim im not in it xx"

Why ? You were first in the queue, where you gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

Slims already offered

Oi oi

Get in line x

Well I ain't in it anymore

Huh?

The line for slim im not in it xx"

***suffers from 'Unsure what this line is for but I better join it before it gets longer' anxiety***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeezes in and sits down

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

Slims already offered

Oi oi "

* Waves *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

Slims already offered

Oi oi

Get in line x

Well I ain't in it anymore

Huh?

The line for slim im not in it xx

Why ? You were first in the queue, where you gone?"

Maybe one time I would of been not anymore xd

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

Slims already offered

Oi oi

Get in line x "

Now now ladies , form an orderly queue

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

Slims already offered

Oi oi

Get in line x

Well I ain't in it anymore

Huh?

The line for slim im not in it xx"

??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

Slims already offered

Oi oi

Get in line x

Well I ain't in it anymore

Huh?

The line for slim im not in it xx

***suffers from 'Unsure what this line is for but I better join it before it gets longer' anxiety*** "

You can join my queue if you wanna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

Slims already offered

Oi oi

Get in line x

Well I ain't in it anymore

Huh?

The line for slim im not in it xx

***suffers from 'Unsure what this line is for but I better join it before it gets longer' anxiety*** "

It's the faf slim line xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

Slims already offered

Oi oi

Get in line x

Well I ain't in it anymore

Huh?

The line for slim im not in it xx

***suffers from 'Unsure what this line is for but I better join it before it gets longer' anxiety*** "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What queue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

Slims already offered

Oi oi

Get in line x

Well I ain't in it anymore

Huh?

The line for slim im not in it xx

***suffers from 'Unsure what this line is for but I better join it before it gets longer' anxiety*** "

I can start a line, take a number 1 is available x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Anyway let’s get on with the day. Faf anyone x

Slims already offered

Oi oi

Get in line x Now now ladies , form an orderly queue "

Can someone save my place whilst I nip to the loo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down "

Ooo squeeze closer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna join a queue

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I wanna join a queue "
I can't handle all of you

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I'll keep pap busy while were waiting

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'll keep pap busy while were waiting "
How considerate of you to get her warmed up for me lol . I better give out raffle tickets soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x "

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna join a queue "

You can join the guestlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna join a queue

You can join the guestlist "

Guest list..I only want a FUCK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna join a queue

You can join the guestlist

Guest list..I only want a FUCK "

Right to the point.

The guestlist guarantees that though. If you aren't on it then the chances are slim

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I wanna join a queue

You can join the guestlist

Guest list..I only want a FUCK

Right to the point.

The guestlist guarantees that though. If you aren't on it then the chances are slim "

Paps chances are good with slim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna join a queue

You can join the guestlist

Guest list..I only want a FUCK

Right to the point.

The guestlist guarantees that though. If you aren't on it then the chances are slim Paps chances are good with slim "

Excellent use of play on words *pats on the back*

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I wanna join a queue

You can join the guestlist

Guest list..I only want a FUCK

Right to the point.

The guestlist guarantees that though. If you aren't on it then the chances are slim Paps chances are good with slim

Excellent use of play on words *pats on the back* "

* takes a bow*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles "

Is that on your head x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x "

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer "

Oooo I like bald men x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x "

And i like women that like us baldies

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Here I am busy working away and theres faf queues forming everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies "

Nice. Sidles closer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies

Nice. Sidles closer x "

What nice eyes you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Here I am busy working away and theres faf queues forming everywhere "
Well it must be a long queue as they've all disappeared at the thought of FAF lol

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Here I am busy working away and theres faf queues forming everywhere Well it must be a long queue as they've all disappeared at the thought of FAF lol "

Hi waves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here I am busy working away and theres faf queues forming everywhere Well it must be a long queue as they've all disappeared at the thought of FAF lol

Hi waves "

Come and join myself and Ang if you like

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Here I am busy working away and theres faf queues forming everywhere Well it must be a long queue as they've all disappeared at the thought of FAF lol

Hi waves "

Come and get it Booby xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna join a queue

You can join the guestlist

Guest list..I only want a FUCK

Right to the point.

The guestlist guarantees that though. If you aren't on it then the chances are slim "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here I am busy working away and theres faf queues forming everywhere Well it must be a long queue as they've all disappeared at the thought of FAF lol "

I'd kill you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Here I am busy working away and theres faf queues forming everywhere Well it must be a long queue as they've all disappeared at the thought of FAF lol

I'd kill you "

I 100% believe that xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here I am busy working away and theres faf queues forming everywhere "

You’ve been in my queue for ages. Surely your number has to be getting near the top x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here I am busy working away and theres faf queues forming everywhere Well it must be a long queue as they've all disappeared at the thought of FAF lol

I'd kill you I 100% believe that xx"

After she has claimed one victim she can then move onto another willing subject

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies

Nice. Sidles closer x

What nice eyes you have "

Thank you, and so have you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all "

Hi London x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all

Hi London x "

Hi and bye Angie lol xxx work calls

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Here I am busy working away and theres faf queues forming everywhere Well it must be a long queue as they've all disappeared at the thought of FAF lol

Hi waves "

Checks behind......

Nope no queues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies

Nice. Sidles closer x

What nice eyes you have

Thank you, and so have you x "

Are we flirting now Angie? I can't quite tell

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Here I am busy working away and theres faf queues forming everywhere Well it must be a long queue as they've all disappeared at the thought of FAF lol

I'd kill you "

I did with a smile on my face and a bulge in my trouser fronts

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Here I am busy working away and theres faf queues forming everywhere Well it must be a long queue as they've all disappeared at the thought of FAF lol

I'd kill you

I did with a smile on my face and a bulge in my trouser fronts "

Haha you go for it. You obviously don't know Pap yet hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies

Nice. Sidles closer x

What nice eyes you have

Thank you, and so have you x

Are we flirting now Angie? I can't quite tell "

Well it certainly looks that way to me. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies

Nice. Sidles closer x

What nice eyes you have

Thank you, and so have you x

Are we flirting now Angie? I can't quite tell

Well it certainly looks that way to me. X "

Then please flirt away. You can never quite tell online

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Here I am busy working away and theres faf queues forming everywhere Well it must be a long queue as they've all disappeared at the thought of FAF lol

I'd kill you

I did with a smile on my face and a bulge in my trouser fronts Haha you go for it. You obviously don't know Pap yet hehe "

Hey....only one way to find out.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Here I am busy working away and theres faf queues forming everywhere Well it must be a long queue as they've all disappeared at the thought of FAF lol

I'd kill you

I did with a smile on my face and a bulge in my trouser fronts Haha you go for it. You obviously don't know Pap yet hehe

Hey....only one way to find out. "

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here I am busy working away and theres faf queues forming everywhere Well it must be a long queue as they've all disappeared at the thought of FAF lol

I'd kill you I 100% believe that xx

After she has claimed one victim she can then move onto another willing subject "

Makes me sound like a black widow spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here I am busy working away and theres faf queues forming everywhere Well it must be a long queue as they've all disappeared at the thought of FAF lol

I'd kill you I 100% believe that xx

After she has claimed one victim she can then move onto another willing subject

Makes me sound like a black widow spider "

I'd be happy to be trapped in your web

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here I am busy working away and theres faf queues forming everywhere Well it must be a long queue as they've all disappeared at the thought of FAF lol

I'd kill you

I did with a smile on my face and a bulge in my trouser fronts Haha you go for it. You obviously don't know Pap yet hehe

Hey....only one way to find out. "

You're brave sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angie is the flirt champion round these thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's us on our way to Manchester xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ban for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies

Nice. Sidles closer x

What nice eyes you have

Thank you, and so have you x

Are we flirting now Angie? I can't quite tell

Well it certainly looks that way to me. X

Then please flirt away. You can never quite tell online "

Ha ha, your move next x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh don't think anyone has

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"No ban for me "

Good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Angie is the flirt champion round these thread "

Ha ha, sometimes x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Tbh don't think anyone has "

Good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well that's us on our way to Manchester xx"

Hope your earache goes and you have a lovely time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies

Nice. Sidles closer x

What nice eyes you have

Thank you, and so have you x

Are we flirting now Angie? I can't quite tell

Well it certainly looks that way to me. X

Then please flirt away. You can never quite tell online

Ha ha, your move next x "

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies

Nice. Sidles closer x

What nice eyes you have

Thank you, and so have you x

Are we flirting now Angie? I can't quite tell

Well it certainly looks that way to me. X

Then please flirt away. You can never quite tell online

Ha ha, your move next x

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?"

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies

Nice. Sidles closer x

What nice eyes you have

Thank you, and so have you x

Are we flirting now Angie? I can't quite tell

Well it certainly looks that way to me. X

Then please flirt away. You can never quite tell online

Ha ha, your move next x

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x "

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Angie is the flirt champion round these thread

Ha ha, sometimes x "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's us on our way to Manchester xx

Hope your earache goes and you have a lovely time x "

It's going nowhere just gonna have to keep myself medicated and thanks x

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies

Nice. Sidles closer x

What nice eyes you have

Thank you, and so have you x

Are we flirting now Angie? I can't quite tell

Well it certainly looks that way to me. X

Then please flirt away. You can never quite tell online

Ha ha, your move next x

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre "

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day "

Afternoon dap x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies

Nice. Sidles closer x

What nice eyes you have

Thank you, and so have you x

Are we flirting now Angie? I can't quite tell

Well it certainly looks that way to me. X

Then please flirt away. You can never quite tell online

Ha ha, your move next x

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x "

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day "

Hey you are you ok xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies

Nice. Sidles closer x

What nice eyes you have

Thank you, and so have you x

Are we flirting now Angie? I can't quite tell

Well it certainly looks that way to me. X

Then please flirt away. You can never quite tell online

Ha ha, your move next x

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie "

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

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over a year ago

Hi dap x

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Afternoon dap x "

How are you today

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Hi dap x"

Pap

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Hey you are you ok xx"

Hope ya head ache passes

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Afternoon dap x "

You having a good day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Afternoon dap x

You having a good day "

Yes I am thank you. How are you? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Hey you are you ok xx

Hope ya head ache passes "

I don't have a headache it's an ear infection xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies

Nice. Sidles closer x

What nice eyes you have

Thank you, and so have you x

Are we flirting now Angie? I can't quite tell

Well it certainly looks that way to me. X

Then please flirt away. You can never quite tell online

Ha ha, your move next x

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x "

Whatever could you mean?

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Hey you are you ok xx

Hope ya head ache passes

I don't have a headache it's an ear infection xx"

Make sure the doctors don't fob you off I head one for 2 years and almost got meningitis from it

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Afternoon dap x

You having a good day

Yes I am thank you. How are you? X "

I'm not too bad thank you . Just chilling out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Hey you are you ok xx

Hope ya head ache passes

I don't have a headache it's an ear infection xx

Make sure the doctors don't fob you off I head one for 2 years and almost got meningitis from it"

I'm on oral antibiotics and a antibiotic/steroid ear spray

And fuck that's bad xx

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Hey you are you ok xx

Hope ya head ache passes

I don't have a headache it's an ear infection xx

Make sure the doctors don't fob you off I head one for 2 years and almost got meningitis from it

I'm on oral antibiotics and a antibiotic/steroid ear spray

And fuck that's bad xx"

Yeah mine was well bad. I've had to have two operations on it and now I'm 90% death in my right ear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies

Nice. Sidles closer x

What nice eyes you have

Thank you, and so have you x

Are we flirting now Angie? I can't quite tell

Well it certainly looks that way to me. X

Then please flirt away. You can never quite tell online

Ha ha, your move next x

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean? "

Something a bit more substantial x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Afternoon dap x

You having a good day

Yes I am thank you. How are you? X

I'm not too bad thank you . Just chilling out "

That’s good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies

Nice. Sidles closer x

What nice eyes you have

Thank you, and so have you x

Are we flirting now Angie? I can't quite tell

Well it certainly looks that way to me. X

Then please flirt away. You can never quite tell online

Ha ha, your move next x

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x "

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Hey you are you ok xx

Hope ya head ache passes

I don't have a headache it's an ear infection xx

Make sure the doctors don't fob you off I head one for 2 years and almost got meningitis from it

I'm on oral antibiotics and a antibiotic/steroid ear spray

And fuck that's bad xx

Yeah mine was well bad. I've had to have two operations on it and now I'm 90% death in my right ear "

Bloody hell mine is my right ear too xx

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Afternoon dap x

You having a good day

Yes I am thank you. How are you? X

I'm not too bad thank you . Just chilling out

That’s good x "

So have you got much planned for the rest of the week and the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies

Nice. Sidles closer x

What nice eyes you have

Thank you, and so have you x

Are we flirting now Angie? I can't quite tell

Well it certainly looks that way to me. X

Then please flirt away. You can never quite tell online

Ha ha, your move next x

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam? "

Does that come with sauce x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Afternoon dap x

You having a good day

Yes I am thank you. How are you? X

I'm not too bad thank you . Just chilling out

That’s good x

So have you got much planned for the rest of the week and the weekend"

No, just the usual housework and shopping. Just about recovered from last weekend x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezes in and sits down

Ooo squeeze closer x

I'll just shuffle up until you can see my hair folicles

Is that on your head x

Well being a baldy yes it is.

Come on get closer

Oooo I like bald men x

And i like women that like us baldies

Nice. Sidles closer x

What nice eyes you have

Thank you, and so have you x

Are we flirting now Angie? I can't quite tell

Well it certainly looks that way to me. X

Then please flirt away. You can never quite tell online

Ha ha, your move next x

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

Does that come with sauce x "

I'll dribble it down the sides for you to lick off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna x

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Afternoon dap x

You having a good day

Yes I am thank you. How are you? X

I'm not too bad thank you . Just chilling out

That’s good x

So have you got much planned for the rest of the week and the weekend

No, just the usual housework and shopping. Just about recovered from last weekend x "

Oh yeah same as me then apart from that recovered from last weekend I didn't really do much then either

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Hey you are you ok xx

Hope ya head ache passes

I don't have a headache it's an ear infection xx

Make sure the doctors don't fob you off I head one for 2 years and almost got meningitis from it

I'm on oral antibiotics and a antibiotic/steroid ear spray

And fuck that's bad xx

Yeah mine was well bad. I've had to have two operations on it and now I'm 90% death in my right ear

Bloody hell mine is my right ear too xx"

So yeah make sure you keep an eye on it and don't let them fab you off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

Does that come with sauce x

I'll dribble it down the sides for you to lick off"

Mmmm I better get licking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

Does that come with sauce x

I'll dribble it down the sides for you to lick off

Mmmm I better get licking x "

How kind of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Hey you are you ok xx

Hope ya head ache passes

I don't have a headache it's an ear infection xx

Make sure the doctors don't fob you off I head one for 2 years and almost got meningitis from it

I'm on oral antibiotics and a antibiotic/steroid ear spray

And fuck that's bad xx

Yeah mine was well bad. I've had to have two operations on it and now I'm 90% death in my right ear

Bloody hell mine is my right ear too xx

So yeah make sure you keep an eye on it and don't let them fab you off"

Will do thanks dap x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

Does that come with sauce x

I'll dribble it down the sides for you to lick off

Mmmm I better get licking x

How kind of you"

I’m good like that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

Does that come with sauce x

I'll dribble it down the sides for you to lick off

Mmmm I better get licking x

How kind of you

I’m good like that x "

I can see that. You have quite the following

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna x"

Are you sure you're well enough for Cupid's? Maybe have a takeaway and watch a film in the hotel, try and take it easy xx

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Hey you are you ok xx

Hope ya head ache passes

I don't have a headache it's an ear infection xx

Make sure the doctors don't fob you off I head one for 2 years and almost got meningitis from it

I'm on oral antibiotics and a antibiotic/steroid ear spray

And fuck that's bad xx

Yeah mine was well bad. I've had to have two operations on it and now I'm 90% death in my right ear

Bloody hell mine is my right ear too xx

So yeah make sure you keep an eye on it and don't let them fab you off

Will do thanks dap x"

Sorry meant fob you off not fab hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

Does that come with sauce x

I'll dribble it down the sides for you to lick off

Mmmm I better get licking x

How kind of you

I’m good like that x

I can see that. You have quite the following "

I’m just a friendly person x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

Does that come with sauce x

I'll dribble it down the sides for you to lick off

Mmmm I better get licking x

How kind of you

I’m good like that x

I can see that. You have quite the following

I’m just a friendly person x "

I wouldn't argue with that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

Does that come with sauce x

I'll dribble it down the sides for you to lick off

Mmmm I better get licking x

How kind of you

I’m good like that x

I can see that. You have quite the following

I’m just a friendly person x "

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna x

Are you sure you're well enough for Cupid's? Maybe have a takeaway and watch a film in the hotel, try and take it easy xx"

I've had a sarnie in the car it was more to do with the cake sausage cream and sauce that was making me feel but I'll live xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Hey you are you ok xx

Hope ya head ache passes

I don't have a headache it's an ear infection xx

Make sure the doctors don't fob you off I head one for 2 years and almost got meningitis from it

I'm on oral antibiotics and a antibiotic/steroid ear spray

And fuck that's bad xx

Yeah mine was well bad. I've had to have two operations on it and now I'm 90% death in my right ear

Bloody hell mine is my right ear too xx

So yeah make sure you keep an eye on it and don't let them fab you off

Will do thanks dap x

Sorry meant fob you off not fab hehehe "

I knew what you meant x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna x

Are you sure you're well enough for Cupid's? Maybe have a takeaway and watch a film in the hotel, try and take it easy xx

I've had a sarnie in the car it was more to do with the cake sausage cream and sauce that was making me feel but I'll live xx"

AHH. Well hopefully your earache will sod off. They're not pleasant xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna x

Are you sure you're well enough for Cupid's? Maybe have a takeaway and watch a film in the hotel, try and take it easy xx

I've had a sarnie in the car it was more to do with the cake sausage cream and sauce that was making me feel but I'll live xx

AHH. Well hopefully your earache will sod off. They're not pleasant xx"

I can't remember the last time I had earache but no it's not xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ffs 2 bad news less than 24 hours...stop the world I wanna get off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ffs 2 bad news less than 24 hours...stop the world I wanna get off."

What's happened now x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

Does that come with sauce x

I'll dribble it down the sides for you to lick off

Mmmm I better get licking x

How kind of you

I’m good like that x

I can see that. You have quite the following

I’m just a friendly person x I know "

Ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

Does that come with sauce x

I'll dribble it down the sides for you to lick off

Mmmm I better get licking x

How kind of you

I’m good like that x

I can see that. You have quite the following

I’m just a friendly person x

I wouldn't argue with that "

Good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ffs 2 bad news less than 24 hours...stop the world I wanna get off.

What's happened now x"

my daughter's nursery is closing down, I found out via Facebook of all places so now I got to find somewhere else to place her xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ffs 2 bad news less than 24 hours...stop the world I wanna get off.

What's happened now x my daughter's nursery is closing down, I found out via Facebook of all places so now I got to find somewhere else to place her xx"

Oh bloody hell xd

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Hey you are you ok xx

Hope ya head ache passes

I don't have a headache it's an ear infection xx

Make sure the doctors don't fob you off I head one for 2 years and almost got meningitis from it

I'm on oral antibiotics and a antibiotic/steroid ear spray

And fuck that's bad xx

Yeah mine was well bad. I've had to have two operations on it and now I'm 90% death in my right ear

Bloody hell mine is my right ear too xx

So yeah make sure you keep an eye on it and don't let them fab you off

Will do thanks dap x

Sorry meant fob you off not fab hehehe

I knew what you meant x"

Must have fab on the mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello lovelys . Hope you are all having a good day

Hey you are you ok xx

Hope ya head ache passes

I don't have a headache it's an ear infection xx

Make sure the doctors don't fob you off I head one for 2 years and almost got meningitis from it

I'm on oral antibiotics and a antibiotic/steroid ear spray

And fuck that's bad xx

Yeah mine was well bad. I've had to have two operations on it and now I'm 90% death in my right ear

Bloody hell mine is my right ear too xx

So yeah make sure you keep an eye on it and don't let them fab you off

Will do thanks dap x

Sorry meant fob you off not fab hehehe

I knew what you meant x

Must have fab on the mind "

Hehe xx

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Oh ffs 2 bad news less than 24 hours...stop the world I wanna get off.

What's happened now x my daughter's nursery is closing down, I found out via Facebook of all places so now I got to find somewhere else to place her xx

Oh bloody hell xd"

So they didn't even let you know ... you found out on fb wow that's shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ffs 2 bad news less than 24 hours...stop the world I wanna get off.

What's happened now x my daughter's nursery is closing down, I found out via Facebook of all places so now I got to find somewhere else to place her xx

Oh bloody hell xd

So they didn't even let you know ... you found out on fb wow that's shit"

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

Does that come with sauce x

I'll dribble it down the sides for you to lick off

Mmmm I better get licking x

How kind of you

I’m good like that x

I can see that. You have quite the following

I’m just a friendly person x

I wouldn't argue with that

Good x "

And if i did you are always allowed to rough me up a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!! "

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!! "

I'm free for a sorting out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???"

Not you darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

I'm free for a sorting out "

Pap goes to see what you're all about...brb!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???

Not you darling "

No one in here wants to sort me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???

Not you darling

No one in here wants to sort me out

"

Awwwww babe xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

Does that come with sauce x

I'll dribble it down the sides for you to lick off

Mmmm I better get licking x

How kind of you

I’m good like that x

I can see that. You have quite the following

I’m just a friendly person x

I wouldn't argue with that

Good x

And if i did you are always allowed to rough me up a little"

Oooo, let me get my rope out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

I'm free for a sorting out "

Thought you were far to busy with Angie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!! "

Pap, well that depends on your definition of sort out. I’m sure there’s a queue for the hopeful ones x

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Oh ffs 2 bad news less than 24 hours...stop the world I wanna get off.

What's happened now x my daughter's nursery is closing down, I found out via Facebook of all places so now I got to find somewhere else to place her xx

Oh bloody hell xd

So they didn't even let you know ... you found out on fb wow that's shit

Yup "

That's crap hope you find somthing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

Pap, well that depends on your definition of sort out. I’m sure there’s a queue for the hopeful ones x "

Soon run when they find out I'm gonna whip arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???

Not you darling

No one in here wants to sort me out

Awwwww babe xxx "

Past fucking caring maybe it's because I don't pm every tom dick and Harry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

I'm free for a sorting out

Thought you were far to busy with Angie "

I can multitask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully ones!!!!!....victims my dear Angie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

Does that come with sauce x

I'll dribble it down the sides for you to lick off

Mmmm I better get licking x

How kind of you

I’m good like that x

I can see that. You have quite the following

I’m just a friendly person x

I wouldn't argue with that

Good x

And if i did you are always allowed to rough me up a little

Oooo, let me get my rope out x "

Yay! Are we going absailing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

I'm free for a sorting out

Thought you were far to busy with Angie

I can multitask "

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???

Not you darling

No one in here wants to sort me out

Awwwww babe xxx

Past fucking caring maybe it's because I don't pm every tom dick and Harry xx"

What's wrong beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hopefully ones!!!!!....victims my dear Angie "

I’m sure willing victims x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???

Not you darling

No one in here wants to sort me out

Awwwww babe xxx

Past fucking caring maybe it's because I don't pm every tom dick and Harry xx

What's wrong beautiful "

Nothing x

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

Pap, well that depends on your definition of sort out. I’m sure there’s a queue for the hopeful ones x

Soon run when they find out I'm gonna whip arse "

If the whip is coming out I'll be running towards you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

Does that come with sauce x

I'll dribble it down the sides for you to lick off

Mmmm I better get licking x

How kind of you

I’m good like that x

I can see that. You have quite the following

I’m just a friendly person x

I wouldn't argue with that

Good x

And if i did you are always allowed to rough me up a little

Oooo, let me get my rope out x

Yay! Are we going absailing?"

Well might get a ride out of it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hopefully ones!!!!!....victims my dear Angie

I’m sure willing victims x "

They won't be once word gets out

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???

Not you darling

No one in here wants to sort me out

Awwwww babe xxx

Past fucking caring maybe it's because I don't pm every tom dick and Harry xx

What's wrong beautiful

Nothing x"

I'm sure there is plenty of people out there that would love 2 sort u out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

Does that come with sauce x

I'll dribble it down the sides for you to lick off

Mmmm I better get licking x

How kind of you

I’m good like that x

I can see that. You have quite the following

I’m just a friendly person x

I wouldn't argue with that

Good x

And if i did you are always allowed to rough me up a little

Oooo, let me get my rope out x

Yay! Are we going absailing?

Well might get a ride out of it x "

Perhaps a few kicls as well when Pap starts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???

Not you darling

No one in here wants to sort me out

Awwwww babe xxx

Past fucking caring maybe it's because I don't pm every tom dick and Harry xx

What's wrong beautiful

Nothing x

I'm sure there is plenty of people out there that would love 2 sort u out x"

.

Ummmm like I said I have my husband so nobody else really matters just be nice to be noticed sometimes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???

Not you darling

No one in here wants to sort me out

Awwwww babe xxx

Past fucking caring maybe it's because I don't pm every tom dick and Harry xx

What's wrong beautiful

Nothing x

I'm sure there is plenty of people out there that would love 2 sort u out x.

Ummmm like I said I have my husband so nobody else really matters just be nice to be noticed sometimes xx"

I want one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???

Not you darling

No one in here wants to sort me out

Awwwww babe xxx

Past fucking caring maybe it's because I don't pm every tom dick and Harry xx

What's wrong beautiful

Nothing x

I'm sure there is plenty of people out there that would love 2 sort u out x.

Ummmm like I said I have my husband so nobody else really matters just be nice to be noticed sometimes xx

I want one of those"

What a hubby? x

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???

Not you darling

No one in here wants to sort me out

Awwwww babe xxx

Past fucking caring maybe it's because I don't pm every tom dick and Harry xx

What's wrong beautiful

Nothing x

I'm sure there is plenty of people out there that would love 2 sort u out x.

Ummmm like I said I have my husband so nobody else really matters just be nice to be noticed sometimes xx"

You are noticed and i can tell ya very loved from just me being in here .. sending u a massive dappy hug

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hopefully ones!!!!!....victims my dear Angie

I’m sure willing victims x

They won't be once word gets out "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???

Not you darling

No one in here wants to sort me out

Awwwww babe xxx

Past fucking caring maybe it's because I don't pm every tom dick and Harry xx

What's wrong beautiful

Nothing x

I'm sure there is plenty of people out there that would love 2 sort u out x.

Ummmm like I said I have my husband so nobody else really matters just be nice to be noticed sometimes xx

I want one of those

What a hubby? x"

Yeah...why not!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

Does that come with sauce x

I'll dribble it down the sides for you to lick off

Mmmm I better get licking x

How kind of you

I’m good like that x

I can see that. You have quite the following

I’m just a friendly person x

I wouldn't argue with that

Good x

And if i did you are always allowed to rough me up a little

Oooo, let me get my rope out x

Yay! Are we going absailing?

Well might get a ride out of it x

Perhaps a few kicls as well when Pap starts "

She’s more handy with the whips x

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Afternoon peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have some cake on my lap. Fancy a slice?

Yes please, as long as it’s not chocolate cake x

It's a lovely light sponge cake with a lovely buttercream centre

Mmmm tasty, I do like cream x

Plenty inside as well so i hope you are hungry Angie

Yes, though not necessarily for cake x

Whatever could you mean?

Something a bit more substantial x

May i suggest the sausage baguette madam?

Does that come with sauce x

I'll dribble it down the sides for you to lick off

Mmmm I better get licking x

How kind of you

I’m good like that x

I can see that. You have quite the following

I’m just a friendly person x

I wouldn't argue with that

Good x

And if i did you are always allowed to rough me up a little

Oooo, let me get my rope out x

Yay! Are we going absailing?

Well might get a ride out of it x

Perhaps a few kicls as well when Pap starts

She’s more handy with the whips x "

Well then i shall saddle up and await her arrival

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???

Not you darling

No one in here wants to sort me out

Awwwww babe xxx

Past fucking caring maybe it's because I don't pm every tom dick and Harry xx

What's wrong beautiful

Nothing x

I'm sure there is plenty of people out there that would love 2 sort u out x.

Ummmm like I said I have my husband so nobody else really matters just be nice to be noticed sometimes xx

You are noticed and i can tell ya very loved from just me being in here .. sending u a massive dappy hug"

I'm not but thanks dap your an alright guy and you make everyone feel included unlike some xx

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???

Not you darling

No one in here wants to sort me out

Awwwww babe xxx

Past fucking caring maybe it's because I don't pm every tom dick and Harry xx

What's wrong beautiful

Nothing x

I'm sure there is plenty of people out there that would love 2 sort u out x.

Ummmm like I said I have my husband so nobody else really matters just be nice to be noticed sometimes xx

I want one of those

What a hubby? x

Yeah...why not!! "

How do I apply... do I send you my cv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???

Not you darling

No one in here wants to sort me out

Awwwww babe xxx

Past fucking caring maybe it's because I don't pm every tom dick and Harry xx

What's wrong beautiful

Nothing x

I'm sure there is plenty of people out there that would love 2 sort u out x.

Ummmm like I said I have my husband so nobody else really matters just be nice to be noticed sometimes xx

I want one of those

What a hubby? x

Yeah...why not!! "

They have there uses xx

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Afternoon all

Picked the right time to finish work as it's glorious weather now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon peeps"

Hey Mr PH how are you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon peeps"

Hello potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???

Not you darling

No one in here wants to sort me out

Awwwww babe xxx

Past fucking caring maybe it's because I don't pm every tom dick and Harry xx

What's wrong beautiful

Nothing x

I'm sure there is plenty of people out there that would love 2 sort u out x.

Ummmm like I said I have my husband so nobody else really matters just be nice to be noticed sometimes xx

I want one of those

What a hubby? x

Yeah...why not!!

How do I apply... do I send you my cv"

Haha bless

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Afternoon peeps

Hey Mr PH how are you xx"

I'm not to bad thanks. I hear a rumour you're over my way this evening.

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???

Not you darling

No one in here wants to sort me out

Awwwww babe xxx

Past fucking caring maybe it's because I don't pm every tom dick and Harry xx

What's wrong beautiful

Nothing x

I'm sure there is plenty of people out there that would love 2 sort u out x.

Ummmm like I said I have my husband so nobody else really matters just be nice to be noticed sometimes xx

You are noticed and i can tell ya very loved from just me being in here .. sending u a massive dappy hug

I'm not but thanks dap your an alright guy and you make everyone feel included unlike some xx"

I find it very hard 2 keep up and I'm sure I have missed out people somtimes ... I have found out basically none of the men say hello too me . Suppose if i had tits that would change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all

Picked the right time to finish work as it's glorious weather now "

Did you find out what you needed to know about chams the other day

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"I'm back... now which one to sort out first!!!

???

Not you darling

No one in here wants to sort me out

Awwwww babe xxx

Past fucking caring maybe it's because I don't pm every tom dick and Harry xx

What's wrong beautiful

Nothing x

I'm sure there is plenty of people out there that would love 2 sort u out x.

Ummmm like I said I have my husband so nobody else really matters just be nice to be noticed sometimes xx

I want one of those

What a hubby? x

Yeah...why not!!

How do I apply... do I send you my cv

Haha bless "

U ever been married

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Afternoon peeps

Hello potato "

Afternoon Paps, hope all is good.

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