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Tale Of The Disappearing Butt Plug

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sit back i have a funny tale to tell

For those who know me and maybe i have the pleasure to meet know that i like the kink side of meets, So because of this i have made my self a little case of naughty toys.

Along with lube and protection it has restraints,ball gags,whips,and 3 different size butt plugs and much more.

...last night after a chat with my FB she was excited for me to bring the case.

This morning i knocked on the the door clean shaven and ready to play with my new toys.

We started off as we normal do with a very vanilla cute cuddle sex and then i opened up my case, i blindfolded her,restrained her arms and feet and inserted a ball gag into to her already keen mouth and threw her back on the bed. And lubed up the biggest of the butt plugs, i new she could take it as we have a lot of anal fun..... every thing was going well with both holes getting filled and tied up she came loads and loads being the cheeky devil i am i didn't let up when she came and as i fucked her i played with her clit and to my delight she came with a massive shuddering orgasm!........

That's where it went a little to far when she came her ass like most lady relaxed and instead of pushing the butt plug out... she swallowed it ! her ass opened and it was gone ! like the scene in titanic when the boat finally goes under.

At this point i had to tell her i untied all the restraints and unclipped everything !

she didn't believe me and assumed it had flown out but as she started to tense up she new where it was she got into the shower and i awesome push for dear life, first i heard the gemstone part come out followed by the butt plug.

We laughed and carried on playing but i can only imagine how awkward it would have been if we would had to go to hospital to get it removed.

Steve

happy fabbing

p.s pm me and ill send a picture of my naughty case if you would like to see

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

That gives me the fear

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I just woke the cat up laughing out loud!

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

What an awsome day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did anyone else go look for a verification to confirm?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That gives me the fear "

what fear?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"That gives me the fear

what fear?"

Of losing something up my starfish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"did anyone else go look for a verification to confirm? "

lol she not on FAB shes im afraid we have been FB for over 4 years : )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That gives me the fear

what fear?

Of losing something up my starfish "

it will always come out

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"That gives me the fear

what fear?

Of losing something up my starfish

it will always come out "

Eventually. With the use of foreceps or surgery maybe

It really does worry me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i guess

Funny thing is i call "peach" i think we mentioned it in chat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I just woke the cat up laughing out loud!

"

Poor cat ; )

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Reminds me of the old joke of a guy that goes to the doctor with a vibrator stuck in his bum. The doctor explained that it requires surgery to remove. “Oh doc” he says, “I don’t want it removed but can you change the batteries “!

Boom boom.

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

My mum was a nurse...she told me one of the surgeons had a huge black dildo on his shelf that had been surgically removed from a gay man's arse...it was so big he displayed it on one of those holders they put samurai swords on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum was a nurse...she told me one of the surgeons had a huge black dildo on his shelf that had been surgically removed from a gay man's arse...it was so big he displayed it on one of those holders they put samurai swords on."

OMG didn’t the person not want it back ?

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

No...he had had quite enough...they did offer it back though.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I think the moral of the story is to tie a piece of string to it, or even better some strimmer cord as it’s not affected by the damp.

It comes in 25 metre lengths so you should be alright

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By *parky4gMan
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Better than a bag of cement lol

Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No...he had had quite enough...they did offer it back though."

I work as an office fitter, once worked in a sec mags head office, some women had returned a dildo as big as my arm, or a small traffic bollard, made your eyes water just looking at it.

Her letter said "it was a little bit too big"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had one dissappear up me once. My heart stopped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one dissappear up me once. My heart stopped"

That must have been a long way in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one dissappear up me once. My heart stopped"

Do it out you off ?

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading


"My mum was a nurse...she told me one of the surgeons had a huge black dildo on his shelf that had been surgically removed from a gay man's arse...it was so big he displayed it on one of those holders they put samurai swords on."

Chatted to an A&E nurse a while back, some of the tales would bring tears to your eyes. A toy car has a very sharp spoiler on it....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Use something small enough and possibly long enough to come out of either end (I haven't tried the latter )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum was a nurse...she told me one of the surgeons had a huge black dildo on his shelf that had been surgically removed from a gay man's arse...it was so big he displayed it on one of those holders they put samurai swords on.

Chatted to an A&E nurse a while back, some of the tales would bring tears to your eyes. A toy car has a very sharp spoiler on it.... "

Omg that would sell well on eBay mint condition stored well and fresh out the box

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hmmm small isn’t as fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum was a nurse...she told me one of the surgeons had a huge black dildo on his shelf that had been surgically removed from a gay man's arse...it was so big he displayed it on one of those holders they put samurai swords on.

Chatted to an A&E nurse a while back, some of the tales would bring tears to your eyes. A toy car has a very sharp spoiler on it.... "

Like a matchbox or a radio controlled one

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XS7a59KQAw

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

This isn't the only lost buttplug story on fabs lol ...be careful out there

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading


"My mum was a nurse...she told me one of the surgeons had a huge black dildo on his shelf that had been surgically removed from a gay man's arse...it was so big he displayed it on one of those holders they put samurai swords on.

Chatted to an A&E nurse a while back, some of the tales would bring tears to your eyes. A toy car has a very sharp spoiler on it....

Like a matchbox or a radio controlled one "

Radio controlled. He thought he could pull it out but the antenna wire. Which broke off.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My buttplug has gone up my bumhole

My buttplug has gone up my bum

My buttplug has gone up my bumhole

I felt it just go when I cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My buttplug has gone up my bumhole

My buttplug has gone up my bum

My buttplug has gone up my bumhole

I felt it just go when I cum "

That’s a master piece !

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Need one with a bigger base it seems lol. I once lost a bullet inside a girl, just sucked up like a Henry hoover

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

I too have well not lost a butt plug but ...had it pushed in a little too far.

Thankfully no trip to a+e.

Ss

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"Need one with a bigger base it seems lol. I once lost a bullet inside a girl, just sucked up like a Henry hoover "

Oh God, poor thing whilst it was still switched on?

Ss

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"Sit back i have a funny tale to tell

For those who know me and maybe i have the pleasure to meet know that i like the kink side of meets, So because of this i have made my self a little case of naughty toys.

Along with lube and protection it has restraints,ball gags,whips,and 3 different size butt plugs and much more.

...last night after a chat with my FB she was excited for me to bring the case.

This morning i knocked on the the door clean shaven and ready to play with my new toys.

We started off as we normal do with a very vanilla cute cuddle sex and then i opened up my case, i blindfolded her,restrained her arms and feet and inserted a ball gag into to her already keen mouth and threw her back on the bed. And lubed up the biggest of the butt plugs, i new she could take it as we have a lot of anal fun..... every thing was going well with both holes getting filled and tied up she came loads and loads being the cheeky devil i am i didn't let up when she came and as i fucked her i played with her clit and to my delight she came with a massive shuddering orgasm!........

That's where it went a little to far when she came her ass like most lady relaxed and instead of pushing the butt plug out... she swallowed it ! her ass opened and it was gone ! like the scene in titanic when the boat finally goes under.

At this point i had to tell her i untied all the restraints and unclipped everything !

she didn't believe me and assumed it had flown out but as she started to tense up she new where it was she got into the shower and i awesome push for dear life, first i heard the gemstone part come out followed by the butt plug.

We laughed and carried on playing but i can only imagine how awkward it would have been if we would had to go to hospital to get it removed.

Steve

happy fabbing

p.s pm me and ill send a picture of my naughty case if you would like to see "

Something similar happened to me a few years back. I was douching myself in preparation for a little rimming, anal exploration with the girl I was seeing at the time. It was the first time we'd met. To cut a long story short she took her turn doing herself in the shower.

Then it was mine.

I'd never used a douche before. She told me what to do.

The douche came in two pieces.

When I finished I removed from my derrière.

I could only find one piece.

The next half hour was one of the worst of my life. I managed to get it out, thankfully and we could laugh about it afterwards, but.... jeeeez!

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"Need one with a bigger base it seems lol. I once lost a bullet inside a girl, just sucked up like a Henry hoover

Oh God, poor thing whilst it was still switched on?

Ss"

Indeed it was

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sit back i have a funny tale to tell

For those who know me and maybe i have the pleasure to meet know that i like the kink side of meets, So because of this i have made my self a little case of naughty toys.

Along with lube and protection it has restraints,ball gags,whips,and 3 different size butt plugs and much more.

...last night after a chat with my FB she was excited for me to bring the case.

This morning i knocked on the the door clean shaven and ready to play with my new toys.

We started off as we normal do with a very vanilla cute cuddle sex and then i opened up my case, i blindfolded her,restrained her arms and feet and inserted a ball gag into to her already keen mouth and threw her back on the bed. And lubed up the biggest of the butt plugs, i new she could take it as we have a lot of anal fun..... every thing was going well with both holes getting filled and tied up she came loads and loads being the cheeky devil i am i didn't let up when she came and as i fucked her i played with her clit and to my delight she came with a massive shuddering orgasm!........

That's where it went a little to far when she came her ass like most lady relaxed and instead of pushing the butt plug out... she swallowed it ! her ass opened and it was gone ! like the scene in titanic when the boat finally goes under.

At this point i had to tell her i untied all the restraints and unclipped everything !

she didn't believe me and assumed it had flown out but as she started to tense up she new where it was she got into the shower and i awesome push for dear life, first i heard the gemstone part come out followed by the butt plug.

We laughed and carried on playing but i can only imagine how awkward it would have been if we would had to go to hospital to get it removed.

Steve

happy fabbing

p.s pm me and ill send a picture of my naughty case if you would like to see

Something similar happened to me a few years back. I was douching myself in preparation for a little rimming, anal exploration with the girl I was seeing at the time. It was the first time we'd met. To cut a long story short she took her turn doing herself in the shower.

Then it was mine.

I'd never used a douche before. She told me what to do.

The douche came in two pieces.

When I finished I removed from my derrière.

I could only find one piece.

The next half hour was one of the worst of my life. I managed to get it out, thankfully and we could laugh about it afterwards, but.... jeeeez! "

Oh no

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