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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile? "

No and nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing "

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?"

Sure

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Yes and yes I gave a child a free cookie at work

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I made someone smile today by falling over and hurting myself. They thought it was hilarious.

I went to work with a smile on my face after a great sleepover meet last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure "

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted."

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted."

Now you have made me smile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make my girl smile every day.. she giggles a lot and sometimes get tears laughing..

Been lucky to make few more smile in my office..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made someone smile today by falling over and hurting myself. They thought it was hilarious.

I went to work with a smile on my face after a great sleepover meet last night "

funny lol.. might have been little odd as you might not wanted to get hurt.. wish i was around..

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry. "

You really are a bundle of joy aren't you?

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By *rkeb3Man
over a year ago

east Lancashire road

yes I found £5 on the street n run to chippy smiling hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I made people smiling while I was work for sorting their issues and being awesome at my job lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

You really are a bundle of joy aren't you? "

I'm the next Michael mclyntire. You not know that?

I just generally don't have a reason to be happy. Nothing has ever gone right for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes and yes I gave a child a free cookie at work "

Cookies would make me smile too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I made someone smile today by falling over and hurting myself. They thought it was hilarious.

I went to work with a smile on my face after a great sleepover meet last night "

I'm sorry. I laugh at falling people too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, been sharing all my villa pisstakes with my villa mates.

It's remarkable Jeff, they're imploding.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes and yes "

Tell us more! Share the joy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry. "

Tough crowd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Now you have made me smile x"

I'm glad could help! Now you need to pass it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

Tough crowd "

Its not you. I've just been really down lately.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I make my girl smile every day.. she giggles a lot and sometimes get tears laughing..

Been lucky to make few more smile in my office.. "

Aw. Sounds awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes I found £5 on the street n run to chippy smiling hahaha "

What did you get?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes I made people smiling while I was work for sorting their issues and being awesome at my job lol"

Go you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I think I have. Fitted a lock for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, been sharing all my villa pisstakes with my villa mates.

It's remarkable Jeff, they're imploding."

Making people laugh is a great quality. You must be a keeper!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

Tough crowd

Its not you. I've just been really down lately. "

Have you tried seeking help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

Tough crowd

Its not you. I've just been really down lately. "

Sorry about the joke earlier then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, I think I have. Fitted a lock for a friend. "

Aw. It's nice to have friends who help where they can! They're lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy to smile when you have a shop full of firemen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing "

What a little ray of sunshine you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and yes, it’s my youngest sons birthday so he was smiling as he opened his presents. That makes me smile as he’s happy with what I’ve bought him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I think I have. Fitted a lock for a friend.

Aw. It's nice to have friends who help where they can! They're lucky. "

Yes, they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I fell in a bush. That made people smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm struggling to smile today but made my family member smile when I said I would support them to die at home rather than hospital

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

A particularly large friendly lummox of a Labrador made me smile with his joy of going for a walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our most wonderful fab friend finding loo roll where you don't want to find it at a naturist club

An elderly man with pure white hair, white beard, white chest hair and bright ginger pubes, that also made me smile

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy to smile when you have a shop full of firemen "

Uh huh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes and yes, it’s my youngest sons birthday so he was smiling as he opened his presents. That makes me smile as he’s happy with what I’ve bought him x "

Aw happy birthday to him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have, one of my residents has bad knees and walks constantly, I’ve encouraged her to sit down with me today and we’ve had a good laugh and before I left she gave me a cuddle and said ‘your my best friend’. I walked out of there with a massive smile on my face and hers too (it’s a shame she lives with dementia so unlikely she will remember tomorrow)

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, I fell in a bush. That made people smile. "

How did you manage that?!? I hope it wasn't jaggy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch always makes me smile . For those who know him will agree his smile is infectious . .

I made a lady in work laugh today , we both had a superb chuckle .

People on the whole are genuinely wonderful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm struggling to smile today but made my family member smile when I said I would support them to die at home rather than hospital "

Aw I'm really sorry to hear that. You're doing a wonderful thing for them and they will really appreciate that. Make the most of the time left. Hugs xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

Tough crowd

Its not you. I've just been really down lately.

Have you tried seeking help? "

Don't need help. Just need something to go right for once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

Tough crowd

Its not you. I've just been really down lately.

Sorry about the joke earlier then "

Sorry for being a twat. Its just what I do. I push people away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

Tough crowd

Its not you. I've just been really down lately.

Have you tried seeking help?

Don't need help. Just need something to go right for once. "

Things get better. We all have bad periods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

Tough crowd

Its not you. I've just been really down lately.

Have you tried seeking help?

Don't need help. Just need something to go right for once.

Things get better. We all have bad periods. "

Have you tried ibuprofen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

Tough crowd

Its not you. I've just been really down lately.

Have you tried seeking help?

Don't need help. Just need something to go right for once.

Things get better. We all have bad periods. "

I've had a bad few years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm struggling to smile today but made my family member smile when I said I would support them to die at home rather than hospital "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

Tough crowd

Its not you. I've just been really down lately.

Have you tried seeking help?

Don't need help. Just need something to go right for once.

Things get better. We all have bad periods.

I've had a bad few years. "

Have you got people you can talk to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A particularly large friendly lummox of a Labrador made me smile with his joy of going for a walk "

Haha! I can imagine! Dogs are awesome at lifting spirits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A particularly large friendly lummox of a Labrador made me smile with his joy of going for a walk

Haha! I can imagine! Dogs are awesome at lifting spirits! "

They’re also good at shitting on my lawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

Tough crowd

Its not you. I've just been really down lately.

Have you tried seeking help?

Don't need help. Just need something to go right for once.

Things get better. We all have bad periods.

I've had a bad few years.

Have you got people you can talk to? "

No. My family is ok. But I don't really open up with them and I've never really had any close friends. I've always been the stubborn type to sort stuff out myself and not rely on others.

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

Man goes to see his Doctor ...

Man - doctor I have a rather embarrassing problem

Doctor - Well you going to have to tell me or I can’t help.

Man - Well, it’s just that I have a very sore penis.

Doctor - Well I’m sure that I can help. To start I would recommend you stop masturbating.

Man - Why, do you think that would help?

Doctor - I’m not sure, but it would at least allow me to take a look at it.

BOOM BOOM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

Tough crowd

Its not you. I've just been really down lately.

Have you tried seeking help?

Don't need help. Just need something to go right for once.

Things get better. We all have bad periods.

I've had a bad few years.

Have you got people you can talk to?

No. My family is ok. But I don't really open up with them and I've never really had any close friends. I've always been the stubborn type to sort stuff out myself and not rely on others. "

I find opening up really helpful, but I realise it’s different for everyone. I hope you’re feeling better soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

Tough crowd

Its not you. I've just been really down lately.

Have you tried seeking help?

Don't need help. Just need something to go right for once.

Things get better. We all have bad periods.

I've had a bad few years.

Have you got people you can talk to?

No. My family is ok. But I don't really open up with them and I've never really had any close friends. I've always been the stubborn type to sort stuff out myself and not rely on others.

I find opening up really helpful, but I realise it’s different for everyone. I hope you’re feeling better soon. "

It would be helpful if I actually had someone to sit down and talk to. And I don't want a doctor microanalysing me.

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

I got an early birthday present from someone special today. It was a really thoughtful gift, probably one of the most well thought ones I’ve had in a very long time, and it really made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

Tough crowd

Its not you. I've just been really down lately.

Have you tried seeking help?

Don't need help. Just need something to go right for once.

Things get better. We all have bad periods.

I've had a bad few years.

Have you got people you can talk to?

No. My family is ok. But I don't really open up with them and I've never really had any close friends. I've always been the stubborn type to sort stuff out myself and not rely on others.

I find opening up really helpful, but I realise it’s different for everyone. I hope you’re feeling better soon.

It would be helpful if I actually had someone to sit down and talk to. And I don't want a doctor microanalysing me. "

You may act the idiot on here. But don't be ashamed to talk. Trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

Tough crowd

Its not you. I've just been really down lately.

Have you tried seeking help?

Don't need help. Just need something to go right for once.

Things get better. We all have bad periods.

I've had a bad few years.

Have you got people you can talk to?

No. My family is ok. But I don't really open up with them and I've never really had any close friends. I've always been the stubborn type to sort stuff out myself and not rely on others.

I find opening up really helpful, but I realise it’s different for everyone. I hope you’re feeling better soon.

It would be helpful if I actually had someone to sit down and talk to. And I don't want a doctor microanalysing me. "

Therapists and Doctors don’t microanalyse. They listen. Sometimes that’s all you need.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our most wonderful fab friend finding loo roll where you don't want to find it at a naturist club

An elderly man with pure white hair, white beard, white chest hair and bright ginger pubes, that also made me smile

Peach x"

I dread to think where it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

Tough crowd

Its not you. I've just been really down lately.

Have you tried seeking help?

Don't need help. Just need something to go right for once.

Things get better. We all have bad periods.

I've had a bad few years.

Have you got people you can talk to?

No. My family is ok. But I don't really open up with them and I've never really had any close friends. I've always been the stubborn type to sort stuff out myself and not rely on others.

I find opening up really helpful, but I realise it’s different for everyone. I hope you’re feeling better soon.

It would be helpful if I actually had someone to sit down and talk to. And I don't want a doctor microanalysing me.

You may act the idiot on here. But don't be ashamed to talk. Trust me "

Act the idiot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes I have, one of my residents has bad knees and walks constantly, I’ve encouraged her to sit down with me today and we’ve had a good laugh and before I left she gave me a cuddle and said ‘your my best friend’. I walked out of there with a massive smile on my face and hers too (it’s a shame she lives with dementia so unlikely she will remember tomorrow)

Geeky x"

Aw. At least in that moment she felt happy. X

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

I have made 3 people smile today .. hope somone can/Will make me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

Tough crowd

Its not you. I've just been really down lately.

Have you tried seeking help?

Don't need help. Just need something to go right for once.

Things get better. We all have bad periods.

I've had a bad few years.

Have you got people you can talk to?

No. My family is ok. But I don't really open up with them and I've never really had any close friends. I've always been the stubborn type to sort stuff out myself and not rely on others.

I find opening up really helpful, but I realise it’s different for everyone. I hope you’re feeling better soon.

It would be helpful if I actually had someone to sit down and talk to. And I don't want a doctor microanalysing me.

Therapists and Doctors don’t microanalyse. They listen. Sometimes that’s all you need. "

I had a child phychologist for almost all of my childhood. I know how they work. They just keep looking for something wrong with you. And try to put you on meds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pooch always makes me smile . For those who know him will agree his smile is infectious . .

I made a lady in work laugh today , we both had a superb chuckle .

People on the whole are genuinely wonderful "

They are indeed. Some people need reminded sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

So I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my house. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Didn't make me even smile slightly. Sorry.

Tough crowd

Its not you. I've just been really down lately.

Have you tried seeking help?

Don't need help. Just need something to go right for once.

Things get better. We all have bad periods.

I've had a bad few years.

Have you got people you can talk to?

No. My family is ok. But I don't really open up with them and I've never really had any close friends. I've always been the stubborn type to sort stuff out myself and not rely on others.

I find opening up really helpful, but I realise it’s different for everyone. I hope you’re feeling better soon.

It would be helpful if I actually had someone to sit down and talk to. And I don't want a doctor microanalysing me.

You may act the idiot on here. But don't be ashamed to talk. Trust me

Act the idiot? "

Some of the nonsense you come out with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A particularly large friendly lummox of a Labrador made me smile with his joy of going for a walk

Haha! I can imagine! Dogs are awesome at lifting spirits!

They’re also good at shitting on my lawn. "

They're fertilising it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man goes to see his Doctor ...

Man - doctor I have a rather embarrassing problem

Doctor - Well you going to have to tell me or I can’t help.

Man - Well, it’s just that I have a very sore penis.

Doctor - Well I’m sure that I can help. To start I would recommend you stop masturbating.

Man - Why, do you think that would help?

Doctor - I’m not sure, but it would at least allow me to take a look at it.

BOOM BOOM

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile? "

No but a hug and a phonecall made me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got an early birthday present from someone special today. It was a really thoughtful gift, probably one of the most well thought ones I’ve had in a very long time, and it really made me smile "

It's so nice when someone puts so much thought into something. It really shows they care.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have made 3 people smile today .. hope somone can/Will make me smile "

What would make you smile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babies make me smile. Their teeny fingers and little smiles they give you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I had a child phychologist for almost all of my childhood. I know how they work. They just keep looking for something wrong with you. And try to put you on meds. "

That's not the case. It may have felt that way but they're not there to "fix" you, you're not broken. They are there to help you find a way to accept yourself and be happy with that.

There are also a number of charities you can contact if you just want to talk without it feeling medical.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Pretty sure I made a few people at work smile today. I had a good laugh, as well, at an exam question about a man having sex with a chicken, and how they were his chickens, but he couldn’t honestly tell one from the other.

.


"Things get better. We all have bad periods.

Have you tried ibuprofen?"

Nearly spat out my naan. Fucking beautiful.

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden


"I have made 3 people smile today .. hope somone can/Will make me smile

What would make you smile? "

Knowing I have helped / supported somone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I had a child phychologist for almost all of my childhood. I know how they work. They just keep looking for something wrong with you. And try to put you on meds.

That's not the case. It may have felt that way but they're not there to "fix" you, you're not broken. They are there to help you find a way to accept yourself and be happy with that.

There are also a number of charities you can contact if you just want to talk without it feeling medical. "

My family is genetically stubborn.,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No but a hug and a phonecall made me smile"

Hugs are always good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I had a child phychologist for almost all of my childhood. I know how they work. They just keep looking for something wrong with you. And try to put you on meds.

That's not the case. It may have felt that way but they're not there to "fix" you, you're not broken. They are there to help you find a way to accept yourself and be happy with that.

There are also a number of charities you can contact if you just want to talk without it feeling medical. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Babies make me smile. Their teeny fingers and little smiles they give you..."

Yes! I've been back home for a while visiting friends and family and hanging out with their kids has made me laugh so much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I had a child phychologist for almost all of my childhood. I know how they work. They just keep looking for something wrong with you. And try to put you on meds.

That's not the case. It may have felt that way but they're not there to "fix" you, you're not broken. They are there to help you find a way to accept yourself and be happy with that.

There are also a number of charities you can contact if you just want to talk without it feeling medical.

My family is genetically stubborn., "

Stubbornness is not genetic it's a choice. You are the only person who can change things so being stubborn is your choice and the consequences are yours.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Ive made a little boy in my class smile when he was feeling sad and that in turn made me smile to see his little face light up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I had a child phychologist for almost all of my childhood. I know how they work. They just keep looking for something wrong with you. And try to put you on meds.

That's not the case. It may have felt that way but they're not there to "fix" you, you're not broken. They are there to help you find a way to accept yourself and be happy with that.

There are also a number of charities you can contact if you just want to talk without it feeling medical.

My family is genetically stubborn.,

Stubbornness is not genetic it's a choice. You are the only person who can change things so being stubborn is your choice and the consequences are yours. "

My mum is the same as me. My grandad and nana were the exact same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy to smile when you have a shop full of firemen "

Where, when, how??????

Mrs x

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Yes .. My boss. Made him laugh actually.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

My 9 year old son put some milk on his cornflakes this morning and when he took a spoonful he spat it out all over the kitchen floor and shouted at the top of his voice “for fucks sake this milk tastes like shit”. My wife looked at me in horror and said to me “where’s he picked that up from “ to which I replied “from the fucking fridge you stupid cow, where do you think?”

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"My mum is the same as me. My grandad and nana were the exact same. "

That doesn’t mean that it’s genetic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive made a little boy in my class smile when he was feeling sad and that in turn made me smile to see his little face light up."

So cute!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure "

Get out to a Fab social in your area something to cheer you up. Have yu fixed up the Gang bang ? that should put a smile o your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile? "

I hope so and yes someone gave me a very wide grin today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I had a child phychologist for almost all of my childhood. I know how they work. They just keep looking for something wrong with you. And try to put you on meds.

That's not the case. It may have felt that way but they're not there to "fix" you, you're not broken. They are there to help you find a way to accept yourself and be happy with that.

There are also a number of charities you can contact if you just want to talk without it feeling medical.

My family is genetically stubborn.,

Stubbornness is not genetic it's a choice. You are the only person who can change things so being stubborn is your choice and the consequences are yours.

My mum is the same as me. My grandad and nana were the exact same. "

Then it's possibly a learned behaviour. Again, only you can change your behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy to smile when you have a shop full of firemen

Where, when, how??????

Mrs x"

I'm a wee bit sad we weren't invited!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes .. My boss. Made him laugh actually. "

Brownie points!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm struggling to smile today but made my family member smile when I said I would support them to die at home rather than hospital

Aw I'm really sorry to hear that. You're doing a wonderful thing for them and they will really appreciate that. Make the most of the time left. Hugs xxx "

Thanks I'm pleased he's home and he hasn't slept in hospital, ive made him a bed up in the lounge and he's got a good amount of pain relief on board so helps slept most of the afternoon. He keeps nattering in his sleep so that's now making me smile xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My 9 year old son put some milk on his cornflakes this morning and when he took a spoonful he spat it out all over the kitchen floor and shouted at the top of his voice “for fucks sake this milk tastes like shit”. My wife looked at me in horror and said to me “where’s he picked that up from “ to which I replied “from the fucking fridge you stupid cow, where do you think?” "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

I hope so and yes someone gave me a very wide grin today. "

Was it in a message?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm struggling to smile today but made my family member smile when I said I would support them to die at home rather than hospital

Aw I'm really sorry to hear that. You're doing a wonderful thing for them and they will really appreciate that. Make the most of the time left. Hugs xxx

Thanks I'm pleased he's home and he hasn't slept in hospital, ive made him a bed up in the lounge and he's got a good amount of pain relief on board so helps slept most of the afternoon. He keeps nattering in his sleep so that's now making me smile xx "

My thoughts are with you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm struggling to smile today but made my family member smile when I said I would support them to die at home rather than hospital "

Xxx

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing "

Might I suggest a smiley profile picture. You look like a serial killer, all grumpy and serious. This is meant to be fun. If nothing makes you smile is it worth it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

I hope so and yes someone gave me a very wide grin today.

Was it in a message? "

It was a very well written one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Oh. Shall I tell you a joke?

Sure

Get out to a Fab social in your area something to cheer you up. Have yu fixed up the Gang bang ? that should put a smile o your face.

"

I've tried socials but I always get told they are full for single guy. Not sure it its the truth or if they are just getting rid of the young guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes.. I smiled when i received a phonecall this morning saying I'd won £50 or tickets to an Elvis Presley Tribute act here in belfast... the girl said.... Press 1 for the money; 2 for the show....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I had a child phychologist for almost all of my childhood. I know how they work. They just keep looking for something wrong with you. And try to put you on meds.

That's not the case. It may have felt that way but they're not there to "fix" you, you're not broken. They are there to help you find a way to accept yourself and be happy with that.

There are also a number of charities you can contact if you just want to talk without it feeling medical.

My family is genetically stubborn.,

Stubbornness is not genetic it's a choice. You are the only person who can change things so being stubborn is your choice and the consequences are yours.

My mum is the same as me. My grandad and nana were the exact same.

Then it's possibly a learned behaviour. Again, only you can change your behaviour. "

But how do you change something thats gone on for 2 generations?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Might I suggest a smiley profile picture. You look like a serial killer, all grumpy and serious. This is meant to be fun. If nothing makes you smile is it worth it?"

I literally never take pictures so have no clue how to look or act in them.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I literally never take pictures so have no clue how to look or act in them. "

I’m sure you’ve seen photographs, though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I literally never take pictures so have no clue how to look or act in them.

I’m sure you’ve seen photographs, though..."

Yeah and mine just look terrible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes.. I smiled when i received a phonecall this morning saying I'd won £50 or tickets to an Elvis Presley Tribute act here in belfast... the girl said.... Press 1 for the money; 2 for the show.... "

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Might I suggest a smiley profile picture. You look like a serial killer, all grumpy and serious. This is meant to be fun. If nothing makes you smile is it worth it?

I literally never take pictures so have no clue how to look or act in them. "

Well now you have got a clue.

Go take some smiley selfies.

Go, do it now, im off to eat my dinner and I expect to see smiley pictures onyour profile when I return

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I had a child phychologist for almost all of my childhood. I know how they work. They just keep looking for something wrong with you. And try to put you on meds.

That's not the case. It may have felt that way but they're not there to "fix" you, you're not broken. They are there to help you find a way to accept yourself and be happy with that.

There are also a number of charities you can contact if you just want to talk without it feeling medical.

My family is genetically stubborn.,

Stubbornness is not genetic it's a choice. You are the only person who can change things so being stubborn is your choice and the consequences are yours.

My mum is the same as me. My grandad and nana were the exact same.

Then it's possibly a learned behaviour. Again, only you can change your behaviour.

But how do you change something thats gone on for 2 generations? "

Ask for help. From doctors or charities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make people smile all the time. I’m always happy and smiley and joking around.

Hmmmm if I told you what made me smile I’d have to kill you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Might I suggest a smiley profile picture. You look like a serial killer, all grumpy and serious. This is meant to be fun. If nothing makes you smile is it worth it?

I literally never take pictures so have no clue how to look or act in them.

Well now you have got a clue.

Go take some smiley selfies.

Go, do it now, im off to eat my dinner and I expect to see smiley pictures onyour profile when I return "

I don't know about that. I really hate my smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make people smile all the time. I’m always happy and smiley and joking around.

Hmmmm if I told you what made me smile I’d have to kill you "

I could use a little cheering up right now. Give it a shot. Op already failed btw.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Yes and yes, it’s my youngest sons birthday so he was smiling as he opened his presents. That makes me smile as he’s happy with what I’ve bought him x "

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

We hope that we have

With our stupid rhymes

They’re not very good

Most of the time

But it gets so repetitive

Saying kiss, fuck or run

That our way of answering

Is a little bit of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile? "

I always make people smile - I’m paid to do it

And Rubi you make me smile everyday xxx

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By *onnynclaireCouple
over a year ago

Reading


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile? "

I made our son smile this morning

Your sexy arse has made me smile this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

I always make people smile - I’m paid to do it

And Rubi you make me smile everyday xxx"

Peachey by name. Peachey by nature

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I literally never take pictures so have no clue how to look or act in them.

I’m sure you’ve seen photographs, though...

Yeah and mine just look terrible "

So, you’ve seen photos you think look good. Replicate them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

I always make people smile - I’m paid to do it

And Rubi you make me smile everyday xxx

Peachey by name. Peachey by nature "

Hell yeah im furry with a stone Center

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have. Making me smile in return. Win-win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

I always make people smile - I’m paid to do it

And Rubi you make me smile everyday xxx

Peachey by name. Peachey by nature

Hell yeah im furry with a stone Center "

A decent razor and may i suggest someone to give you a decent de-stoning

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I sent someone special an early birthday present which she received today. I think it made her smile as much as I had hoped it would. And that made me smile.

So it’s been quite a smiley day!

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I wonder who that could be...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We hope that we have

With our stupid rhymes

They’re not very good

Most of the time

But it gets so repetitive

Saying kiss, fuck or run

That our way of answering

Is a little bit of fun "

It's good to see you take the time

To answer with a post that rhymes.

The forums have plenty of negative folk,

It's great you are here to laugh and to joke

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Might I suggest a smiley profile picture. You look like a serial killer, all grumpy and serious. This is meant to be fun. If nothing makes you smile is it worth it?

I literally never take pictures so have no clue how to look or act in them.

Well now you have got a clue.

Go take some smiley selfies.

Go, do it now, im off to eat my dinner and I expect to see smiley pictures onyour profile when I return

I don't know about that. I really hate my smile. "

FAILED!!

You are given honest answers and opinions, offered advice and you just do nothing.

Nobody is going to do any of the things suggested that may help FOR you. You have to take ownership and help yourself.

Im disappointed for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

I always make people smile - I’m paid to do it

And Rubi you make me smile everyday xxx"

You make me smile! I'm smiling now at the evil plotting. Go get 'em tiger!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

I made our son smile this morning

Your sexy arse has made me smile this evening "

I'm glad I could help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

I always make people smile - I’m paid to do it

And Rubi you make me smile everyday xxx

You make me smile! I'm smiling now at the evil plotting. Go get 'em tiger! "

Moi evil - give over lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have. Making me smile in return. Win-win "

That always works for me too.

There's someone who just gets me, our sense of humour matches and hearing him laugh makes me smile like a Cheshire cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sent someone special an early birthday present which she received today. I think it made her smile as much as I had hoped it would. And that made me smile.

So it’s been quite a smiley day! "

Hhhmmm......I see a link here. Good on you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

No and nothing

Might I suggest a smiley profile picture. You look like a serial killer, all grumpy and serious. This is meant to be fun. If nothing makes you smile is it worth it?

I literally never take pictures so have no clue how to look or act in them.

Well now you have got a clue.

Go take some smiley selfies.

Go, do it now, im off to eat my dinner and I expect to see smiley pictures onyour profile when I return

I don't know about that. I really hate my smile.

FAILED!!

You are given honest answers and opinions, offered advice and you just do nothing.

Nobody is going to do any of the things suggested that may help FOR you. You have to take ownership and help yourself.

Im disappointed for you.

"

I've had people online help me before and they say my smile is great. But it looks so weird to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

I always make people smile - I’m paid to do it

And Rubi you make me smile everyday xxx

You make me smile! I'm smiling now at the evil plotting. Go get 'em tiger!

Moi evil - give over lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate. Not being funny but maybe this place isn't for you until you sort your insecurities out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile? "

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I sent someone special an early birthday present which she received today. I think it made her smile as much as I had hoped it would. And that made me smile.

So it’s been quite a smiley day!

Hhhmmm......I see a link here. Good on you! "

And then this thread made me smile some more.

Plus the sun is shining.

And new episodes of Queer Eye have landed on Netflix.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day "
you haven't lived til you've battered and fried a pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day you haven't lived til you've battered and fried a pizza "

Challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day you haven't lived til you've battered and fried a pizza "

I've battered a few things in my time but a pizza is not one of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sent someone special an early birthday present which she received today. I think it made her smile as much as I had hoped it would. And that made me smile.

So it’s been quite a smiley day!

Hhhmmm......I see a link here. Good on you!

And then this thread made me smile some more.

Plus the sun is shining.

And new episodes of Queer Eye have landed on Netflix.

"

Result

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day you haven't lived til you've battered and fried a pizza

I've battered a few things in my time but a pizza is not one of them "

You guys don't know what you're missing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day you haven't lived til you've battered and fried a pizza

I've battered a few things in my time but a pizza is not one of them

You guys don't know what you're missing! "

Well you do only live once but as a southerner i don't want to head up to scotland just for a battered pizza.

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By *rkeb3Man
over a year ago

east Lancashire road


"yes I found £5 on the street n run to chippy smiling hahaha

What did you get? "
I got 8 hot spicy wings with chips and a drink lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day you haven't lived til you've battered and fried a pizza

I've battered a few things in my time but a pizza is not one of them

You guys don't know what you're missing!

Well you do only live once but as a southerner i don't want to head up to scotland just for a battered pizza. "

There is so many more reasons to visit than fried pizza!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day you haven't lived til you've battered and fried a pizza

I've battered a few things in my time but a pizza is not one of them

You guys don't know what you're missing!

Well you do only live once but as a southerner i don't want to head up to scotland just for a battered pizza.

There is so many more reasons to visit than fried pizza! "

Battered mars bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day you haven't lived til you've battered and fried a pizza

I've battered a few things in my time but a pizza is not one of them

You guys don't know what you're missing!

Well you do only live once but as a southerner i don't want to head up to scotland just for a battered pizza.

There is so many more reasons to visit than fried pizza! "

I've seen Trainspotting you can't fool me young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day you haven't lived til you've battered and fried a pizza

I've battered a few things in my time but a pizza is not one of them

You guys don't know what you're missing!

Well you do only live once but as a southerner i don't want to head up to scotland just for a battered pizza.

There is so many more reasons to visit than fried pizza! "

Serious question what would happen if i asked for a full english breakfast in scotland?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day you haven't lived til you've battered and fried a pizza

I've battered a few things in my time but a pizza is not one of them

You guys don't know what you're missing!

Well you do only live once but as a southerner i don't want to head up to scotland just for a battered pizza.

There is so many more reasons to visit than fried pizza!

Battered mars bars "

Possibly the most sickly thing I've ever eaten

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Serious question what would happen if i asked for a full english breakfast in scotland?"

If you asked in a cafe, you’d get a full English breakfast. Anywhere else you’d get a smack in the pus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day you haven't lived til you've battered and fried a pizza

I've battered a few things in my time but a pizza is not one of them

You guys don't know what you're missing!

Well you do only live once but as a southerner i don't want to head up to scotland just for a battered pizza.

There is so many more reasons to visit than fried pizza!

I've seen Trainspotting you can't fool me young lady "

Watch Sunshine on Leith. That's much more realistic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day you haven't lived til you've battered and fried a pizza

I've battered a few things in my time but a pizza is not one of them

You guys don't know what you're missing!

Well you do only live once but as a southerner i don't want to head up to scotland just for a battered pizza.

There is so many more reasons to visit than fried pizza!

Battered mars bars

Possibly the most sickly thing I've ever eaten "

Hahaha you would have to trick me into eating it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Serious question what would happen if i asked for a full english breakfast in scotland?

If you asked in a cafe, you’d get a full English breakfast. Anywhere else you’d get a smack in the pus."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day you haven't lived til you've battered and fried a pizza

I've battered a few things in my time but a pizza is not one of them

You guys don't know what you're missing!

Well you do only live once but as a southerner i don't want to head up to scotland just for a battered pizza.

There is so many more reasons to visit than fried pizza!

Serious question what would happen if i asked for a full english breakfast in scotland?"

Why wood you do that?!? Have a Scottish breakfast. Tattie scones, square sausage, haggis! None of that hash brown nonsense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day you haven't lived til you've battered and fried a pizza

I've battered a few things in my time but a pizza is not one of them

You guys don't know what you're missing!

Well you do only live once but as a southerner i don't want to head up to scotland just for a battered pizza.

There is so many more reasons to visit than fried pizza!

I've seen Trainspotting you can't fool me young lady

Watch Sunshine on Leith. That's much more realistic "

So it isn't all heroin and poverty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile? "

I do it everyday at work and random strangers at the gym to keep up the gd work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day you haven't lived til you've battered and fried a pizza

I've battered a few things in my time but a pizza is not one of them

You guys don't know what you're missing!

Well you do only live once but as a southerner i don't want to head up to scotland just for a battered pizza.

There is so many more reasons to visit than fried pizza!

Serious question what would happen if i asked for a full english breakfast in scotland?

Why wood you do that?!? Have a Scottish breakfast. Tattie scones, square sausage, haggis! None of that hash brown nonsense! "

Hmmmm i dont think il move up there just yet id starve to death

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Hmmmm i dont think il move up there just yet id starve to death "

Yeah, because that’s the problem up here, not enough filling food...

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

NE


"

I had a child phychologist for almost all of my childhood. I know how they work. They just keep looking for something wrong with you. And try to put you on meds.

That's not the case. It may have felt that way but they're not there to "fix" you, you're not broken. They are there to help you find a way to accept yourself and be happy with that.

There are also a number of charities you can contact if you just want to talk without it feeling medical.

My family is genetically stubborn.,

Stubbornness is not genetic it's a choice. You are the only person who can change things so being stubborn is your choice and the consequences are yours.

My mum is the same as me. My grandad and nana were the exact same. "
bet Christmas was a fucking hoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I had a child phychologist for almost all of my childhood. I know how they work. They just keep looking for something wrong with you. And try to put you on meds.

That's not the case. It may have felt that way but they're not there to "fix" you, you're not broken. They are there to help you find a way to accept yourself and be happy with that.

There are also a number of charities you can contact if you just want to talk without it feeling medical.

My family is genetically stubborn.,

Stubbornness is not genetic it's a choice. You are the only person who can change things so being stubborn is your choice and the consequences are yours.

My mum is the same as me. My grandad and nana were the exact same. bet Christmas was a fucking hoot "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day you haven't lived til you've battered and fried a pizza

I've battered a few things in my time but a pizza is not one of them

You guys don't know what you're missing!

Well you do only live once but as a southerner i don't want to head up to scotland just for a battered pizza.

There is so many more reasons to visit than fried pizza!

I've seen Trainspotting you can't fool me young lady

Watch Sunshine on Leith. That's much more realistic

So it isn't all heroin and poverty?"

No but erm.....don't watch The Wickerman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

I do it everyday at work and random strangers at the gym to keep up the gd work"

I bet you make lots smile, yours is infectious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

Lots of things have made me smile today some have had me turn crimson too from a good day at work to nice conversations with great people even crazy new food ideas on forum its been another brill day you haven't lived til you've battered and fried a pizza

I've battered a few things in my time but a pizza is not one of them

You guys don't know what you're missing!

Well you do only live once but as a southerner i don't want to head up to scotland just for a battered pizza.

There is so many more reasons to visit than fried pizza!

I've seen Trainspotting you can't fool me young lady

Watch Sunshine on Leith. That's much more realistic

So it isn't all heroin and poverty?

No but erm.....don't watch The Wickerman "

Although a few people could do with burning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you made someone smile today?

Who or what has made you smile?

I do it everyday at work and random strangers at the gym to keep up the gd work"

Look at this guys winning smile, he could light up even the dullest of days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 06/06/18 21:07:13]"

See! You can smile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 06/06/18 21:07:13]

See! You can smile! "

I hate it though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 06/06/18 21:07:13]

See! You can smile!

I hate it though

"

Why? It's a million times better than your other pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 06/06/18 21:07:13]

See! You can smile!

I hate it though

Why? It's a million times better than your other pic. "

You don't think my smile looks weird? I've always thought it has.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 06/06/18 21:07:13]

See! You can smile!

I hate it though

Why? It's a million times better than your other pic. "

Thanks for the fab. That actually made me smile

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

The man in the village who doesn't know me from Adam but lent me his sack trucks for the weekend anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 06/06/18 21:07:13]

See! You can smile!

I hate it though

Why? It's a million times better than your other pic.

Thanks for the fab. That actually made me smile "

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The man in the village who doesn't know me from Adam but lent me his sack trucks for the weekend anyway! "

See! There are nice people out there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 06/06/18 21:07:13]

See! You can smile!

I hate it though

Why? It's a million times better than your other pic.

Thanks for the fab. That actually made me smile "

If I can just say something to you fella;

I understand what you’re feeling, there’s a great deal of negativity coming from you and in general you seem very down on yourself. As has been said before; it’s up to you what you do, you make your choice as to how you behave, not your parents or grandparents.

If you’re feeling down there are a lot of people that can help, the Samaritans will listen with no judgement and with no medical aim.

I would suggest that you work out what you want, if it’s help then seek it.

You’ve been lucky tonight, I’ve seen many guys like you torn to shreds on forums before now.

I’m not trying to be a dick, I sincerely hope that you find help and get to a better place. If you need to talk my DMs are open. Look after yourself

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"A particularly large friendly lummox of a Labrador made me smile with his joy of going for a walk

Haha! I can imagine! Dogs are awesome at lifting spirits! "

They are just pure joy in fur coats

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

And now we need to end this thread. Thank you for reading.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"The man in the village who doesn't know me from Adam but lent me his sack trucks for the weekend anyway!

See! There are nice people out there! "

There are - and facebook can be a force for good lol!

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

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