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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Don't you hate it when your easy peelers aren't?

These should be renamed "Tricky to peel and will squirt you in the eye"

Grrr.

PMT is a terrible thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am woth you sista

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there's always hidden pips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And there's always hidden pips "

Yes! Hate that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont get fruity with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the small ones really more juicy?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Nectarines and satsumas - they should carry a bloody health warning! - Pushed my finger into one in order to gain a grip on the skin and the bastard spat right in my face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nectarines and satsumas - they should carry a bloody health warning! - Pushed my finger into one in order to gain a grip on the skin and the bastard spat right in my face! "

You Have the squirter's touch obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stick to tin oranges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And there's always hidden pips

Yes! Hate that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it sad that I still cut my 30 yr old son's grapes in half?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Is it sad that I still cut my 30 yr old son's grapes in half?"

Aww.

My teenager looks at me like when I absentmindedly quarter the sandwiches

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

To make things worse, peeling a stubborn satsuma often coincides with discovering a small cut on one of your fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it sad that I still cut my 30 yr old son's grapes in half?

Aww.

My teenager looks at me like when I absentmindedly quarter the sandwiches "

I'm paranoid about people choking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it sad that I still cut my 30 yr old son's grapes in half?

Aww.

My teenager looks at me like when I absentmindedly quarter the sandwiches

I'm paranoid about people choking."

My Mum is a militant grape cutter for all her grandchildren. She’s one step away from a high vis jacket and a health and safety clipboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To make things worse, peeling a stubborn satsuma often coincides with discovering a small cut on one of your fingers."

And hulling strawberries you find the sore spot under your thumbnail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it sad that I still cut my 30 yr old son's grapes in half?

Aww.

My teenager looks at me like when I absentmindedly quarter the sandwiches

I'm paranoid about people choking.

My Mum is a militant grape cutter for all her grandchildren. She’s one step away from a high vis jacket and a health and safety clipboard. "

And cherry tomatoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it sad that I still cut my 30 yr old son's grapes in half?

Aww.

My teenager looks at me like when I absentmindedly quarter the sandwiches

I'm paranoid about people choking.

My Mum is a militant grape cutter for all her grandchildren. She’s one step away from a high vis jacket and a health and safety clipboard.

And cherry tomatoes."

Most definitely the cherry tomatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those bastard plastic sheets that are supposed to peel easy on food products

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

Remember, the "forbidden Fruit" in Scotland...is....fruit !

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Plums that never get ripe!!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Don't have that problem with Terry's Chocolate Oranges. Just tap and unwrap. And by tap I mean drop cause tap doesn't always quite do it

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Don't have that problem with Terry's Chocolate Oranges. Just tap and unwrap. And by tap I mean drop cause tap doesn't always quite do it "

So true

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