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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Just driving home and on the news they said these ecko thing have been returned in huge number but main from 1 town yep Manchester. Why you ask alexa the numb bitch can't understand our accent. Anyone who knows me off here will definitely agree. I thought this was funny as fuck and I want to try it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just driving home and on the news they said these ecko thing have been returned in huge number but main from 1 town yep Manchester. Why you ask alexa the numb bitch can't understand our accent. Anyone who knows me off here will definitely agree. I thought this was funny as fuck and I want to try it now "

Wait the manc accent is worse than all the others... surely not

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Just driving home and on the news they said these ecko thing have been returned in huge number but main from 1 town yep Manchester. Why you ask alexa the numb bitch can't understand our accent. Anyone who knows me off here will definitely agree. I thought this was funny as fuck and I want to try it now

Wait the manc accent is worse than all the others... surely not "

So they said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the weather like r kid?

Sorry....Alexa? What’s the weather like r kid?

It worked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem is asking her to set an alarm around tea time. She just doesn’t get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My chum often uses voice text, the results are hilarious - Siri doesn’t understand Burnley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a google home mini ..

That works just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a google home mini ..

That works just fine "

Alexa? -order a google home mini off amazon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a google home mini ..

That works just fine

Alexa? -order a google home mini off amazon. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about Alexa recording a user’s private conversation and posting it to all her contacts. No wonder they are being returned

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"The problem is asking her to set an alarm around tea time. She just doesn’t get it. "

Have you got 1 does it work ok. I need your number so I can send a voice msg bet it won't work for me

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Did you hear about Alexa recording a user’s private conversation and posting it to all her contacts. No wonder they are being returned "

Even your smart tv is lissening in on you. Fuck that shit I'd be in so much trouble

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"Did you hear about Alexa recording a user’s private conversation and posting it to all her contacts. No wonder they are being returned "

There is more to that story than meets the eye.

It wouldn't just randomly do that. And it clearly asks if you want to do something. And you have to make sure you put the key word in there (normally Alexa).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I find is she doesn't listen to me, she listens to the wife though. I think its just a sisterhood thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The problem is asking her to set an alarm around tea time. She just doesn’t get it.

Have you got 1 does it work ok. I need your number so I can send a voice msg bet it won't work for me "

It’s not just Alexa that doesn’t understand you.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"The problem is asking her to set an alarm around tea time. She just doesn’t get it.

Have you got 1 does it work ok. I need your number so I can send a voice msg bet it won't work for me

It’s not just Alexa that doesn’t understand you. "

Ftfy

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"All I find is she doesn't listen to me, she listens to the wife though. I think its just a sisterhood thing. "

Sounds about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you hear about Alexa recording a user’s private conversation and posting it to all her contacts. No wonder they are being returned

There is more to that story than meets the eye.

It wouldn't just randomly do that. And it clearly asks if you want to do something. And you have to make sure you put the key word in there (normally Alexa)."

I was a bit surprised but I know Siri has been turned on on my phone when I haven’t mentioned the word. And I only have to say something like send for a text to be sent or an email.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My former FWB asked Alexa if she fancied a fuck....Not sure why he wanted to fuck a 4" piece of plastic though xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you hear about Alexa recording a user’s private conversation and posting it to all her contacts. No wonder they are being returned "

All those systems are dodgy as fuck. People just click Accept to terms and conditions without reading them. Permissions on Apps to access your contacts and personal data.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"Did you hear about Alexa recording a user’s private conversation and posting it to all her contacts. No wonder they are being returned

All those systems are dodgy as fuck. People just click Accept to terms and conditions without reading them. Permissions on Apps to access your contacts and personal data. "

I hope you don't have a smartphone then. Or a computer.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'I'm sorry I don't know that one' is all I get from her!!

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Alexa- PLAY FUNKYTOWN

playing funkytown by pseudo echo

ALEXA FUCK OFF

Spock had the right idea

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8nPqErDpwlo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you hear about Alexa recording a user’s private conversation and posting it to all her contacts. No wonder they are being returned

All those systems are dodgy as fuck. People just click Accept to terms and conditions without reading them. Permissions on Apps to access your contacts and personal data.

I hope you don't have a smartphone then. Or a computer."

Nothing like that.

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough


"All I find is she doesn't listen to me, she listens to the wife though. I think its just a sisterhood thing. "

Nope ours listens to hubby. I'm convinced she's going to kill me in my sleep and become the lady of the house. She played him romantic music the other night without him asking. Sneaky

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"Did you hear about Alexa recording a user’s private conversation and posting it to all her contacts. No wonder they are being returned

All those systems are dodgy as fuck. People just click Accept to terms and conditions without reading them. Permissions on Apps to access your contacts and personal data.

I hope you don't have a smartphone then. Or a computer.

Nothing like that."

Out of curiosity then, how do you access the site?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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What was that sketch with the two Scottish guys stuck in a lift, Now that was funny

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Try asking Alexa if the CIA are watching me

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Now I want to see you trying to talk to one.

Just don't mumble at it, you'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I find is she doesn't listen to me, she listens to the wife though. I think its just a sisterhood thing.

Nope ours listens to hubby. I'm convinced she's going to kill me in my sleep and become the lady of the house. She played him romantic music the other night without him asking. Sneaky "

Must be just me then I wouldn't mind I'm nicer to her than the Mrs. I even say please and thank you to her.

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