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"I’m in.. and want to be locked in!!! ** settling down in the corner smiling Xxx" Might be a bit quieter now ... It's getting late xxx | |||
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"When they close the doors for lock ins they always pull the curtains shut too xx" Oh the curtains are closed and shutters are down | |||
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"When they close the doors for lock ins they always pull the curtains shut too xx Oh the curtains are closed and shutters are down " Shutters down too, this could get serious! | |||
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"May we join you, please? You may " Thank you.... we do get ignored... hardly surprising as I don't have my baps out | |||
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"Trimtiger has got the bar " Free drinks to those that flash | |||
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"I'll just slip in this quiet corner seat...." Can I sleep with my head on your lap? I have to be up early | |||
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"May we join you, please? You may Thank you.... we do get ignored... hardly surprising as I don't have my baps out " But you have nice pyjamas | |||
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"Trimtiger has got the bar Free drinks to those that flash " Their warrant cards?? | |||
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"May we join you, please? You may Thank you.... we do get ignored... hardly surprising as I don't have my baps out But you have nice pyjamas " Marks and Spencers finest | |||
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"Knock, knock - can I join in please,? I have been known to flash my boobs and bum " You're not ignored usually but go on then, seeing as it's you, go see Trimtiger and get yourself a drink | |||
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"May we join you, please? You may Thank you.... we do get ignored... hardly surprising as I don't have my baps out But you have nice pyjamas Marks and Spencers finest " I'm poor, I get mine from Sainsbury | |||
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"Knock, knock - can I join in please,? I have been known to flash my boobs and bum " I see that. What'll you have then? | |||
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"Trimtiger has got the bar Free drinks to those that flash Their warrant cards?? " Is yours down your top? | |||
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"Trimtiger has got the bar Free drinks to those that flash Their warrant cards?? Is yours down your top? " It might be, you may have to look for it | |||
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"I thought you were one of the more responded to members OP! Perception is an odd thing. " Not me usually, or I don't think so anyway | |||
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"Trimtiger has got the bar Free drinks to those that flash Their warrant cards?? Is yours down your top? It might be, you may have to look for it " *rummages about as if looking for change* Anyone lost their keys? Merc ones! | |||
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"Knock, knock - can I join in please,? I have been known to flash my boobs and bum I see that. What'll you have then?" Ooooooo Mmmmmmmm a large JD and diet and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps please xx | |||
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"Knock, knock - can I join in please,? I have been known to flash my boobs and bum I see that. What'll you have then? Ooooooo Mmmmmmmm a large JD and diet and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps please xx" I do euro measures so it'll be large alright. Oh and the crisps are those posh tyrells ones just for you | |||
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"I’m in.. and want to be locked in!!! ** settling down in the corner smiling Xxx" I'll get the shackles | |||
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"Trimtiger has got the bar Free drinks to those that flash Their warrant cards?? Is yours down your top? It might be, you may have to look for it *rummages about as if looking for change* Anyone lost their keys? Merc ones! " damn you busted me | |||
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"I'll just slip in this quiet corner seat.... Can I sleep with my head on your lap? I have to be up early " I may be up all night | |||
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"I’m in.. and want to be locked in!!! ** settling down in the corner smiling Xxx I'll get the shackles " Ooooo I've just found some handcuffs in my handbag - well who'd thought it? | |||
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"Trimtiger has got the bar Free drinks to those that flash Their warrant cards?? Is yours down your top? It might be, you may have to look for it *rummages about as if looking for change* Anyone lost their keys? Merc ones! damn you busted me " But you were only making sure there were no drink dirvers right? | |||
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"I'll just slip in this quiet corner seat.... Can I sleep with my head on your lap? I have to be up early I may be up all night " | |||
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"Is the coffee machine still working" Not sure what I'm trying too let my self in too but is there space for my lil white arse | |||
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"Trimtiger has got the bar Free drinks to those that flash Their warrant cards?? Is yours down your top? It might be, you may have to look for it *rummages about as if looking for change* Anyone lost their keys? Merc ones! damn you busted me But you were only making sure there were no drink dirvers right? " What else | |||
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"Is the coffee machine still working Not sure what I'm trying too let my self in too but is there space for my lil white arse " Course there is, I'm just on my way out and to dream land | |||
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real." Be still my pulsing labia | |||
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"Trimtiger has got the bar Free drinks to those that flash Their warrant cards?? Is yours down your top? It might be, you may have to look for it *rummages about as if looking for change* Anyone lost their keys? Merc ones! damn you busted me But you were only making sure there were no drink dirvers right? What else " You are a good egg. You can stay ALL night | |||
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"Is the coffee machine still working Not sure what I'm trying too let my self in too but is there space for my lil white arse Course there is, I'm just on my way out and to dream land " Hope you get a good night's sleep.. x | |||
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"Love to by locked in, tied up and not ignored " Chill out no one's ignoring u | |||
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real. Be still my pulsing labia " You’ve got quivering quim over that quack? | |||
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"Is the coffee machine still working Not sure what I'm trying too let my self in too but is there space for my lil white arse Course there is, I'm just on my way out and to dream land Hope you get a good night's sleep.. x" So do I, thank you x | |||
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real. Be still my pulsing labia You’ve got quivering quim over that quack? " My vulva vibrates of it's own accord Doc | |||
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real. Be still my pulsing labia You’ve got quivering quim over that quack? " Can't blame her - she's only human. | |||
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real. Be still my pulsing labia You’ve got quivering quim over that quack? My vulva vibrates of it's own accord Doc " Ah Fibrillating Fanjo for sure | |||
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real. Be still my pulsing labia You’ve got quivering quim over that quack? Can't blame her - she's only human. " Indubitably | |||
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"I’m usually lurking , often ignored, but hey is that a good thing ? " You can lurk all you like but say hello if you want to. We aren't a bad bunch | |||
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"I’m usually lurking , often ignored, but hey is that a good thing ? " I'm meant to be asleep but just want to say if you think it is then it is | |||
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"I’m usually lurking , often ignored, but hey is that a good thing ? You can lurk all you like but say hello if you want to. We aren't a bad bunch " I know this bunch on/off for 3 yrs. they are all cool. | |||
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real. Be still my pulsing labia You’ve got quivering quim over that quack? Can't blame her - she's only human. " Maybe I'm foolish Maybe I'm blind | |||
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"I’m usually lurking , often ignored, but hey is that a good thing ? I'm meant to be asleep but just want to say if you think it is then it is " Love your pic x | |||
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real. Be still my pulsing labia You’ve got quivering quim over that quack? Can't blame her - she's only human. Maybe I'm foolish Maybe I'm blind " Perhaps both | |||
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"I got ingored 3 times in thread yesterday did my head in " Who said that? | |||
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"I got ingored 3 times in thread yesterday did my head in Who said that? " Me me | |||
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real. Be still my pulsing labia You’ve got quivering quim over that quack? Can't blame her - she's only human. Maybe I'm foolish Maybe I'm blind " Maybe you just want my cock in your behind | |||
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"I got ingored 3 times in thread yesterday did my head in Who said that? Me me " Are you sure? | |||
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real. Be still my pulsing labia You’ve got quivering quim over that quack? Can't blame her - she's only human. Maybe I'm foolish Maybe I'm blind Maybe you just want my cock in your behind" Who wouldn’t? | |||
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real. Be still my pulsing labia You’ve got quivering quim over that quack? Can't blame her - she's only human. Maybe I'm foolish Maybe I'm blind Maybe you just want my cock in your behind" Sure that’s a song | |||
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"I got ingored 3 times in thread yesterday did my head in " Don't let it worry you, it really doesn't matter | |||
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"I got ingored 3 times in thread yesterday did my head in Who said that? Me me Are you sure? " Ok just checked. Wasn’t me. but I thought it | |||
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"At last a place for the perpetually passed over!! Woohooo!! Found my Niche. " Bugger you, you arrive just as I need to leave story of my life | |||
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"I got ingored 3 times in thread yesterday did my head in Don't let it worry you, it really doesn't matter " And you young lady are meant 2 be trying 2 sleep | |||
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"I’m usually lurking , often ignored, but hey is that a good thing ? I'm meant to be asleep but just want to say if you think it is then it is Love your pic x" Thank you x | |||
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"I got ingored 3 times in thread yesterday did my head in Who said that? Me me Are you sure? Ok just checked. Wasn’t me. but I thought it " You know what Thought did? | |||
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"I got ingored 3 times in thread yesterday did my head in Don't let it worry you, it really doesn't matter And you young lady are meant 2 be trying 2 sleep " I know | |||
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"I got ingored 3 times in thread yesterday did my head in Who said that? Me me Are you sure? Ok just checked. Wasn’t me. but I thought it You know what Thought did?" Haha, I certainly do | |||
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"I got ingored 3 times in thread yesterday did my head in Don't let it worry you, it really doesn't matter And you young lady are meant 2 be trying 2 sleep I know " X | |||
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"Am I invisible? See above " It's good that didn't cum too early. | |||
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"Ghosting is standard It is " Doesn't matter how well you click with someone. There will Always be someone bigger and better that takes their attention. Sod's law. | |||
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"Ghosting is standard It is Doesn't matter how well you click with someone. There will Always be someone bigger and better that takes their attention. Sod's law. " Yep , totally agree | |||
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"We seem to be thread killers" Bugger off. That's my claim to fame in here. | |||
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"Ghosting is standard It is Doesn't matter how well you click with someone. There will Always be someone bigger and better that takes their attention. Sod's law. Yep , totally agree " I can't imagine you getting passed over very often!! | |||
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"Ghosting is standard It is Doesn't matter how well you click with someone. There will Always be someone bigger and better that takes their attention. Sod's law. " A week later they come back begging | |||
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"Ghosting is standard It is Doesn't matter how well you click with someone. There will Always be someone bigger and better that takes their attention. Sod's law. A week later they come back begging" Do tell?? | |||
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"We seem to be thread killers Can I join you ? " Please do! | |||
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"We seem to be thread killers Bugger off. That's my claim to fame in here. " Ah we can’t even get that right! | |||
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"We seem to be thread killers Can I join you ? Please do! " Why thank you | |||
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"I'll just be asleep over here. " That's asking for a penis drawn on your forehead. | |||
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"I'll just be asleep over here. That's asking for a penis drawn on your forehead." I often rub mine off !! But for some reason it reappears , much like a welcome sign on a door mat!! | |||
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"I'll just be asleep over here. That's asking for a penis drawn on your forehead." Most people think I'm a dickhead anyway. | |||
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"I've been asleep under the pool table. What have I missed " I know I fell asleep too oh and by the way - you snore xx | |||
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"I've been asleep under the pool table. What have I missed I know I fell asleep too oh and by the way - you snore xx" It's ok....you talk in your sleep. I don't know what you were dreaming about, but the language, oh my. | |||
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"Tumblew33d emoticon.... @.....@.....@.....@.....@" Haha. | |||
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"I've been asleep under the pool table. What have I missed " They were naughty after I left ... Got a bit maudlin, must have been the booze | |||
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"Years ago, I ran a small hotel with a traditional pub as part of the property. One thing I set up was a Grand Prix Club which meant early morning viewings and that involved Lockins! Magistrates heard about it & threatened legal action until the majority of the members ensured the matter "disappeared". Those members included serving Police officers, solicitors and even a JP. I hold a Personal Licence if you need me." It's made me laugh how, in a thread of people moaning about being ignored they blatantly ignored this guy! Practice what you preach guys! | |||
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"Years ago, I ran a small hotel with a traditional pub as part of the property. One thing I set up was a Grand Prix Club which meant early morning viewings and that involved Lockins! Magistrates heard about it & threatened legal action until the majority of the members ensured the matter "disappeared". Those members included serving Police officers, solicitors and even a JP. I hold a Personal Licence if you need me." As has been pointed out (), I missed this as I was heading to sleep ... You're always welcome Gen | |||
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"Yep. As predicted. " You should go into weather forecasting with your accurate predictions | |||
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"Years ago, I ran a small hotel with a traditional pub as part of the property. One thing I set up was a Grand Prix Club which meant early morning viewings and that involved Lockins! Magistrates heard about it & threatened legal action until the majority of the members ensured the matter "disappeared". Those members included serving Police officers, solicitors and even a JP. I hold a Personal Licence if you need me. As has been pointed out (), I missed this as I was heading to sleep ... You're always welcome Gen " | |||
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"No big fun here this morning, lots of moaning customers and NOT nice moaning " And the place smells of sex and stale beer... | |||
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"That tumblew33d is still rolling around....." Sorry mate i rolled it the wrong wey | |||
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"I'll smuggled myself in " Keep it going ... I love parties that can last for days | |||
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"No big fun here this morning, lots of moaning customers and NOT nice moaning And the place smells of sex and stale beer..." This place doesn't ... God forbid if it did | |||
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"That tumblew33d is still rolling around..... Sorry mate i rolled it the wrong wey " Throw it around, it's more fun | |||
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"Feeling quite chipper this morning, must have been the coffee" Lots of it?? | |||
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"No big fun here this morning, lots of moaning customers and NOT nice moaning " But u know the customer is always right yeah ?!?! | |||
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"No big fun here this morning, lots of moaning customers and NOT nice moaning But u know the customer is always right yeah ?!?! " Unless there wrong which is everytime | |||
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"No big fun here this morning, lots of moaning customers and NOT nice moaning But u know the customer is always right yeah ?!?! " Except for when they are wrong ... Of course | |||
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"I missed this yesterday, is there a quiet corner available x " You're not ignored on here Angie!!!! But you can hide in the corner if you want | |||
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"No big fun here this morning, lots of moaning customers and NOT nice moaning But u know the customer is always right yeah ?!?! Unless there wrong which is everytime " Haha I just said that | |||
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"No big fun here this morning, lots of moaning customers and NOT nice moaning But u know the customer is always right yeah ?!?! Unless there wrong which is everytime Haha I just said that " def !! | |||
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"No big fun here this morning, lots of moaning customers and NOT nice moaning But u know the customer is always right yeah ?!?! Unless there wrong which is everytime Haha I just said that def !! " My companys customers are wonderful Can I uncross my fingers now? | |||
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"Feeling quite chipper this morning, must have been the coffee Lots of it?? " well it is very good coffee, keeps me UP all night | |||
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"Feeling quite chipper this morning, must have been the coffee Lots of it?? well it is very good coffee, keeps me UP all night " Ohhhhhh, don't think I could cope with being up all night anymore | |||
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"Haha! Back again ! Hello " Mmmm hello I think we should form a split away forum | |||
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"No big fun here this morning, lots of moaning customers and NOT nice moaning But u know the customer is always right yeah ?!?! Unless there wrong which is everytime Haha I just said that def !! My companys customers are wonderful Can I uncross my fingers now? " Yes if its to stick 2 fingers up at them all | |||
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"Ooh I love a lock in! " Be quick to get a chair. It's going to get busy. Glass of prosecco? | |||
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"Ooh I love a lock in! Be quick to get a chair. It's going to get busy. Glass of prosecco? " Gin please! | |||
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"Ooh I love a lock in! Be quick to get a chair. It's going to get busy. Glass of prosecco? Gin please! " I'm guessing pink right? I can do that. Maybe even add some chopped strawberries and lots of fizz | |||
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"Haha! Back again ! Hello Mmmm hello I think we should form a split away forum " Oh really? | |||
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"No big fun here this morning, lots of moaning customers and NOT nice moaning But u know the customer is always right yeah ?!?! Unless there wrong which is everytime Haha I just said that def !! My companys customers are wonderful Can I uncross my fingers now? Yes if its to stick 2 fingers up at them all " Yay! | |||
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"I see the lock in is still going. Must have been all those crisps i supplied that kept you lot going" I'm not eating crisps I'm still on my healthy regime. I'm just sticking to wine as it's one or two of my 5 a day | |||
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"I see the lock in is still going. Must have been all those crisps i supplied that kept you lot going I'm not eating crisps I'm still on my healthy regime. I'm just sticking to wine as it's one or two of my 5 a day " When you say 5 a day, you do mean 5 glasses right? | |||
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