FabSwingers.com forum: The Clique chat thread, Part 42

By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

This Clique chat has previously only been accessible to Platinum members, Now open to normal people but please do not post unless first invited by a member of the Clique.

Carry on where we left off Clique friends...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First rule of clique club, do not talk about clique club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random idiot here reporting for duty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's me out then, definitely wouldn't be invited.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Checking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm....guys? You forgot my invite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck invites, I'm gatecrashing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck invites, I'm gatecrashing.

Mr Invite here, sorry, misread that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I miss the previous 41 threads

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m taking the minutes

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Wow, making this open to the normal people really killed the conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, making this open to the normal people really killed the conversation."

Bloody norms. They get everywhere!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

Depends who's offering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So we cany post on the thread unless we're invited? Shit like this is what segregates the forum and btw i can post in here as its a public forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what are normal people btw?

Do you think you are superior in some way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I hate coming in the forums after a forum social,to much back slapping and too cliquey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

You get quoted in a thread. That’s the sign your in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

You get quoted in a thread. That’s the sign your in.

I even get ignored in the thread about being blatantly ignored so I know I'm not in... damn. Must add more sugar to my posts

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I even get ignored in the thread about being blatantly ignored so I know I'm not in... damn. Must add more sugar to my posts

Oh huni, I think you're great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I even get ignored in the thread about being blatantly ignored so I know I'm not in... damn. Must add more sugar to my posts

Oh huni, I think you're great!

There’s always one. #needafacepalmemoji

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Please find attached my application and membership fee. Now where is the royal members arse tO kiss

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

You get quoted in a thread. That’s the sign your in.

I even get ignored in the thread about being blatantly ignored so I know I'm not in... damn. Must add more sugar to my posts

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We're not even going there...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

The two above and 5 below.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

You get quoted in a thread. That’s the sign your in.

I even get ignored in the thread about being blatantly ignored so I know I'm not in... damn. Must add more sugar to my posts

More arse licking and this

apparently

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never had my arse licked so I’m out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

You get quoted in a thread. That’s the sign your in.

I even get ignored in the thread about being blatantly ignored so I know I'm not in... damn. Must add more sugar to my posts

More arse licking and this

apparently "

Ah but arses are smelly and I can't

in public. There's no hope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

You get quoted in a thread. That’s the sign your in.

I even get ignored in the thread about being blatantly ignored so I know I'm not in... damn. Must add more sugar to my posts

More arse licking and this

apparently

Ah but arses are smelly and I can't

in public. There's no hope!"

With an arse like that I thought there’d be a queue but now I know it’s smelly

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

You get quoted in a thread. That’s the sign your in.

I even get ignored in the thread about being blatantly ignored so I know I'm not in... damn. Must add more sugar to my posts

More arse licking and this

apparently

Ah but arses are smelly and I can't

in public. There's no hope!"

I shouldn't worry. You don't want to be in the clique anyway, they don't have sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

You get quoted in a thread. That’s the sign your in.

I even get ignored in the thread about being blatantly ignored so I know I'm not in... damn. Must add more sugar to my posts

More arse licking and this

apparently

Ah but arses are smelly and I can't

in public. There's no hope!

With an arse like that I thought there’d be a queue but now I know it’s smelly

Just be grateful there isn't scratch n sniff technology available for fab... that's all I'm saying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

You get quoted in a thread. That’s the sign your in.

I even get ignored in the thread about being blatantly ignored so I know I'm not in... damn. Must add more sugar to my posts

More arse licking and this

apparently

Ah but arses are smelly and I can't

in public. There's no hope!

With an arse like that I thought there’d be a queue but now I know it’s smelly

I still would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

You get quoted in a thread. That’s the sign your in.

I even get ignored in the thread about being blatantly ignored so I know I'm not in... damn. Must add more sugar to my posts

More arse licking and this

apparently

Ah but arses are smelly and I can't

in public. There's no hope!

With an arse like that I thought there’d be a queue but now I know it’s smelly

Just be grateful there isn't scratch n sniff technology available for fab... that's all I'm saying..."

Yep that would be the shitty end of the stick. Maybe platinum members could opt out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

That’s still the sexiest photo on Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m more interested if the OP has filled up that skip yet ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck bollocks!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Cliquing in...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

That’s still the sexiest photo on Fab! "

You've just lost some fans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

That’s still the sexiest photo on Fab!

You've just lost some fans."

I never had any fans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

That’s still the sexiest photo on Fab!

You've just lost some fans.

I never had any fans! "

That’s a line from my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This Clique chat has previously only been accessible to Platinum members, Now open to normal people but please do not post unless first invited by a member of the Clique.

Carry on where we left off Clique friends..."

Eritque arcus piscis....

That gave you goosebumps didn't it Moriarty?

I can join now right?

Peach x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Suck bollocks!"

This

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"This Clique chat has previously only been accessible to Platinum members, Now open to normal people but please do not post unless first invited by a member of the Clique.

Carry on where we left off Clique friends...

Eritque arcus piscis....

That gave you goosebumps didn't it Moriarty?

I can join now right?

Peach x"

Reading the veri you left me yesterday made me laugh so loud people stopped talking in the next office looooool...

I was not responsible for the demo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck bollocks!

This

Is that an Alexa command?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

That’s still the sexiest photo on Fab!

You've just lost some fans.

I never had any fans! "

First rule of fab is not to claim someone is the sexiest for everyone to see

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Suck bollocks!

This

Is that an Alexa command?

Does it matter they don't work

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

That’s still the sexiest photo on Fab!

You've just lost some fans.

I never had any fans!

First rule of fab is not to claim someone is the sexiest for everyone to see

2nd rule ignore the 1st rule

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

That’s still the sexiest photo on Fab!

You've just lost some fans.

I never had any fans!

First rule of fab is not to claim someone is the sexiest for everyone to see

2nd rule ignore the 1st rule

3rd rule don't listen to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This Clique chat has previously only been accessible to Platinum members, Now open to normal people but please do not post unless first invited by a member of the Clique.

Carry on where we left off Clique friends...

Eritque arcus piscis....

That gave you goosebumps didn't it Moriarty?

I can join now right?

Peach x

Reading the veri you left me yesterday made me laugh so loud people stopped talking in the next office looooool...

I was not responsible for the demo....

The pierced one needed no encouragement, we were just innocent bystanders...

Peach x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

That’s still the sexiest photo on Fab!

You've just lost some fans.

I never had any fans!

First rule of fab is not to claim someone is the sexiest for everyone to see

2nd rule ignore the 1st rule

3rd rule don't listen to him

4th rule she's to tiny and would definitely break. Leave well alone

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

That’s still the sexiest photo on Fab!

You've just lost some fans.

I never had any fans!

First rule of fab is not to claim someone is the sexiest for everyone to see

2nd rule ignore the 1st rule

3rd rule don't listen to him

4th rule she's to tiny and would definitely break. Leave well alone

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"This Clique chat has previously only been accessible to Platinum members, Now open to normal people but please do not post unless first invited by a member of the Clique.

Carry on where we left off Clique friends...

Eritque arcus piscis....

That gave you goosebumps didn't it Moriarty?

I can join now right?

Peach x

Reading the veri you left me yesterday made me laugh so loud people stopped talking in the next office looooool...

I was not responsible for the demo....

The pierced one needed no encouragement, we were just innocent bystanders...

Peach x"

Totally ginnocent

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"This Clique chat has previously only been accessible to Platinum members, Now open to normal people but please do not post unless first invited by a member of the Clique.

Carry on where we left off Clique friends...

Eritque arcus piscis....

That gave you goosebumps didn't it Moriarty?

I can join now right?

Peach x"

I'm impressed, you really know how to get on a guys hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This Clique chat has previously only been accessible to Platinum members, Now open to normal people but please do not post unless first invited by a member of the Clique.

Carry on where we left off Clique friends...

Eritque arcus piscis....

That gave you goosebumps didn't it Moriarty?

I can join now right?

Peach x

I'm impressed, you really know how to get on a guys hotlist

Yeah, thanks, I've been practicing.... piscis amare meum

Peach x

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"This Clique chat has previously only been accessible to Platinum members, Now open to normal people but please do not post unless first invited by a member of the Clique.

Carry on where we left off Clique friends...

Eritque arcus piscis....

That gave you goosebumps didn't it Moriarty?

I can join now right?

Peach x

I'm impressed, you really know how to get on a guys hotlist

Yeah, thanks, I've been practicing.... piscis amare meum

Peach x"

Phwoooarr

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

You get quoted in a thread. That’s the sign your in.

I even get ignored in the thread about being blatantly ignored so I know I'm not in... damn. Must add more sugar to my posts

You need to take lessons in arse licking.

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

You get quoted in a thread. That’s the sign your in.

I even get ignored in the thread about being blatantly ignored so I know I'm not in... damn. Must add more sugar to my posts

You need to take lessons in arse licking."

Yeah come tongue fuck my arse, I'll score you out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

That’s still the sexiest photo on Fab!

You've just lost some fans.

I never had any fans!

First rule of fab is not to claim someone is the sexiest for everyone to see

I’ll say what I see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I would be worthy of an invite, as my craic isn't up to much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adults"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure I would be worthy of an invite, as my craic isn't up to much

Gate crash with me then

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Not sure I'm normal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still haven’t found my clique membership card though

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Still haven’t found my clique membership card though

Did you leave it in your pocket then put your jeans through the wash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NEWBIE - Who wants a cock pic? Anybody....?

Fabber - “wow so original!!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still haven’t found my clique membership card though

Did you leave it in your pocket then put your jeans through the wash?"

Probably down the back of the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Along with my dignity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was named in the original clique of cunts thread (before it was banished)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I was named in the original clique of cunts thread (before it was banished) "

There is a clique?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure I'm normal...

It’s oksy I’m definitely not normal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was named in the original clique of cunts thread (before it was banished) "

Ive definitely been called a cunt. Wanna be in my gang

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"This Clique chat has previously only been accessible to Platinum members, Now open to normal people but please do not post unless first invited by a member of the Clique.

Carry on where we left off Clique friends...

Eritque arcus piscis....

That gave you goosebumps didn't it Moriarty?

I can join now right?

Peach x

Reading the veri you left me yesterday made me laugh so loud people stopped talking in the next office looooool...

I was not responsible for the demo....

I'm glad you liked it, now you really are part of the swinging elite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was named in the original clique of cunts thread (before it was banished)

There is a clique?"

Yeah was me Calum, Gaffney, Bepe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why I hate coming in the forums after a forum social,to much back slapping and too cliquey "

Come to a social and I'll slap your arse for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was named in the original clique of cunts thread (before it was banished)

There is a clique?"

There's been a few. They die out and a new one emerges from the ashes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Adults""

Liam's back

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I was named in the original clique of cunts thread (before it was banished)

There is a clique?

Yeah was me Calum, Gaffney, Bepe! "

Bepe

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I was named in the original clique of cunts thread (before it was banished)

There is a clique?

There's been a few. They die out and a new one emerges from the ashes. "

I would hope some folk would stay burnt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why I hate coming in the forums after a forum social,to much back slapping and too cliquey

Come to a social and I'll slap your arse for you."

Naaaa you would be very disappointed,my rear end is as ugly as my face

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"This Clique chat has previously only been accessible to Platinum members, Now open to normal people but please do not post unless first invited by a member of the Clique.

Carry on where we left off Clique friends...

Eritque arcus piscis....

That gave you goosebumps didn't it Moriarty?

I can join now right?

Peach x

Reading the veri you left me yesterday made me laugh so loud people stopped talking in the next office looooool...

I was not responsible for the demo....

I'm glad you liked it, now you really are part of the swinging elite

Yaaaay! Does this mean I don't have to curtsey anymore when meeting you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This Clique chat has previously only been accessible to Platinum members, Now open to normal people but please do not post unless first invited by a member of the Clique.

Carry on where we left off Clique friends..."

Never been part of any clique i stand alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've downgraded to Bronze membership. I'm pretty normal and not a cunt but I like gatecrashing.

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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"This Clique chat has previously only been accessible to Platinum members, Now open to normal people but please do not post unless first invited by a member of the Clique.

Carry on where we left off Clique friends...

Eritque arcus piscis....

That gave you goosebumps didn't it Moriarty?

I can join now right?

Peach x

Reading the veri you left me yesterday made me laugh so loud people stopped talking in the next office looooool...

I was not responsible for the demo....

I'm glad you liked it, now you really are part of the swinging elite

Yaaaay! Does this mean I don't have to curtsey anymore when meeting you?

Correct, you can now get straight down on your knees

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm not normal, can I join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of old bollocks

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Who’s arse do you have to lick to get an invite?

You get quoted in a thread. That’s the sign your in.

I even get ignored in the thread about being blatantly ignored so I know I'm not in... damn. Must add more sugar to my posts

You need to take lessons in arse licking.

Yeah come tongue fuck my arse, I'll score you out of 10"

Just brought a bit of breakfast back up there.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

What's a clique?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello chums what's all this about then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a clique?

It’s where you get ignored by people Who feel they are superior than you.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"What's a clique?

It’s where you get ignored by people Who feel they are superior than you. "

So by virtue of you quoting my post does that mean I'm in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a clique?

It’s where you get ignored by people Who feel they are superior than you.

So by virtue of you quoting my post does that mean I'm in?

No, cause they ignore me too, so I’m not in there clique.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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