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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Heinz are apparently changing the name of Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream ..

The world as gone mad

Sounds like something that would be used at a Swingers Party

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Opal fruits

Marathons

Jif

They can't fuck with the name salad cream

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think I’ve seen a few dollops on photos in men’s profiles who allege to be heavy cummers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Opal fruits

Marathons

Jif

They can't fuck with the name salad cream "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I think I’ve seen a few dollops on photos in men’s profiles who allege to be heavy cummers."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heinz are apparently changing the name of Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream ..

The world as gone mad

Sounds like something that would be used at a Swingers Party "

You go to some strange parties

but more to the point... why do they have to change everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I’ve seen a few dollops on photos in men’s profiles who allege to be heavy cummers."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving up, this is just a step to far!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Heinz are apparently changing the name of Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream ..

The world as gone mad

Sounds like something that would be used at a Swingers Party

You go to some strange parties

but more to the point... why do they have to change everything "

Ah, I googled it - KraftHeinz say that only 14% of people use it on salad and it’s mostly out in sarnies and their profit on salad cream has dropped about 5% to £several millions. And young people don’t know what it’s for.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I heard this on the radio on my way to work. Apparently it's because nobody uses it on salad anymore. I must admit I do have it with my chips

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I have to say, I’ve never used it on salad. But, between two bits of soft white bread, with Bernard Matthews’ turkey breast slices... heavenly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have to say, I’ve never used it on salad. But, between two bits of soft white bread, with Bernard Matthews’ turkey breast slices... heavenly!"

Wow you know how to live fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Giving up, this is just a step to far!"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Coming soon: Heinz Red Sauce and Heinz BBQ Or Sarny Of Your Choice Sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive gone off the word cream since joining the forums. Call it a spread instead

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By *parkle7Woman
over a year ago

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"Heinz are apparently changing the name of Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream ..

The world as gone mad

Sounds like something that would be used at a Swingers Party

You go to some strange parties

but more to the point... why do they have to change everything

Ah, I googled it - KraftHeinz say that only 14% of people use it on salad and it’s mostly out in sarnies and their profit on salad cream has dropped about 5% to £several millions. And young people don’t know what it’s for. "

I use it on salad......when I have a salad!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its discusting anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heinz are apparently changing the name of Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream ..

The world as gone mad

Sounds like something that would be used at a Swingers Party

You go to some strange parties

but more to the point... why do they have to change everything "

Quite boring but I think it tends to be about standardising the name of the product!

I'll fetch my coat!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I prefer Mayo anyway

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ive gone off the word cream since joining the forums. Call it a spread instead "

My tea is now all over my tools. No not that tool real tools

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heinz are apparently changing the name of Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream ..

The world as gone mad

Sounds like something that would be used at a Swingers Party

You go to some strange parties

but more to the point... why do they have to change everything

Quite boring but I think it tends to be about standardising the name of the product!

I'll fetch my coat! "

It's hung over the door ..bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive gone off the word cream since joining the forums. Call it a spread instead

My tea is now all over my tools. No not that tool real tools "

Damn,I would have offered to clean you up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive gone off the word cream since joining the forums. Call it a spread instead

My tea is now all over my tools. No not that tool real tools

Damn,I would have offered to clean you up "

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Ive gone off the word cream since joining the forums. Call it a spread instead "

But Heinz already have a different product called Sandwich Spread, and Sslad Spread sounds weird.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ive gone off the word cream since joining the forums. Call it a spread instead

My tea is now all over my tools. No not that tool real tools

Damn,I would have offered to clean you up "

Well in that case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't sandwich cream something disgruntled McDonalds employees do for fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive gone off the word cream since joining the forums. Call it a spread instead "

Spreads better than cream?

You sure

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Heinz are apparently changing the name of Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream ..

The world as gone mad

Sounds like something that would be used at a Swingers Party "

Isnt there a spread from a jar called something like this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heinz are apparently changing the name of Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream ..

The world as gone mad

Sounds like something that would be used at a Swingers Party

You go to some strange parties

but more to the point... why do they have to change everything

Quite boring but I think it tends to be about standardising the name of the product!

I'll fetch my coat!

It's hung over the door ..bye "

Nice!

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By *urplepussy_catWoman
over a year ago

Rochester

Salad cream is best with tuna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New potatoes or scotch eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heinz are apparently changing the name of Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream ..

The world as gone mad

Sounds like something that would be used at a Swingers Party

You go to some strange parties

but more to the point... why do they have to change everything

Quite boring but I think it tends to be about standardising the name of the product!

I'll fetch my coat!

It's hung over the door ..bye

Nice! "

Sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heinz are apparently changing the name of Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream ..

The world as gone mad

Sounds like something that would be used at a Swingers Party

You go to some strange parties

but more to the point... why do they have to change everything

Quite boring but I think it tends to be about standardising the name of the product!

I'll fetch my coat!

It's hung over the door ..bye

Nice!

Sense of humour "

You found the emojis then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heinz are apparently changing the name of Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream ..

The world as gone mad

Sounds like something that would be used at a Swingers Party

You go to some strange parties

but more to the point... why do they have to change everything

Quite boring but I think it tends to be about standardising the name of the product!

I'll fetch my coat!

It's hung over the door ..bye

Nice!

Sense of humour

You found the emojis then! "

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"I prefer Mayo anyway "

There are other nice parts of Ireland to visit too.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Heinz are apparently changing the name of Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream ..

The world as gone mad

Sounds like something that would be used at a Swingers Party

Isnt there a spread from a jar called something like this? "

Sandwich spread, its a mixture of salad cream and relish. I've not had that in years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heinz are apparently changing the name of Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream ..

The world as gone mad

Sounds like something that would be used at a Swingers Party

Isnt there a spread from a jar called something like this?

Sandwich spread, its a mixture of salad cream and relish. I've not had that in years! "

I used to love Sandwich spread and cheese sandwiches !

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Ive gone off the word cream since joining the forums. Call it a spread instead

But Heinz already have a different product called Sandwich Spread, and Sslad Spread sounds weird."

Is this Sslad spread made from young world war 2 German officers then

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Its discusting anyway"

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