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Parody Thread - dedicated totototo Lance

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By *picknspan OP   Man
over a year ago

North West Leeds

Hi has anybody had a similar situation to me guys?

Been chatting to some ladies and they are pretty keen until they get to my endowned bit and they are like, you are too average man.

Is this a curse or a fallacy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably wasn't your cock that put them off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi has anybody had a similar situation to me guys?

Been chatting to some ladies and they are pretty keen until they get to my endowned bit and they are like, you are too average man.

Is this a curse or a fallacy?"

Or even a phallacy

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

*uses shit cliche line about motion of the ocean*

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By *picknspan OP   Man
over a year ago

North West Leeds


"Hi has anybody had a similar situation to me guys?

Been chatting to some ladies and they are pretty keen until they get to my endowned bit and they are like, you are too average man.

Is this a curse or a fallacy?

Or even a phallacy "

mmm spell check reminder thanks

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"*uses shit cliche line about motion of the ocean*"

If you rock to and fro the wrong way, she might throw up.

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By *picknspan OP   Man
over a year ago

North West Leeds


"Probably wasn't your cock that put them off. "

Please enlighten with your thoughts, less ambiguous my friend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi has anybody had a similar situation to me guys?

Been chatting to some ladies and they are pretty keen until they get to my endowned bit and they are like, you are too average man.

Is this a curse or a fallacy?

Or even a phallacy

mmm spell check reminder thanks"

It was the correct spelling, she was making a pun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi has anybody had a similar situation to me guys?

Been chatting to some ladies and they are pretty keen until they get to my endowned bit and they are like, you are too average man.

Is this a curse or a fallacy?"

I don't believe this for a minute, are you telling me that as a man you got a reply to a message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, we’re back on. Where is lance the massive cock ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, we’re back on. Where is lance the massive cock ?!"

Probably off having a wank over all the attention he’s got off the back of his inane thread

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By *picknspan OP   Man
over a year ago

North West Leeds


"Hi has anybody had a similar situation to me guys?

Been chatting to some ladies and they are pretty keen until they get to my endowned bit and they are like, you are too average man.

Is this a curse or a fallacy?

Or even a phallacy

mmm spell check reminder thanks

It was the correct spelling, she was making a pun "

I was just....no I was being slow

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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I can't be the only one who finds them threads funny, They inject some humour into the forums especially if the op fights back at the comments, As long as it doesn't get to personal its all good,

I miss the characters that used to be on here they all seem to burn themselves out starting to many threads in a short space of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably wasn't your cock that put them off.

Please enlighten with your thoughts, less ambiguous my friend..."

You know, looks like all is going well, but secretly she's trying to back out. Her only escape is the "Sorry, your cock just will not do it for me".

That way, you get to feel better about the rejection because she has a bucket fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, we’re back on. Where is lance the massive cock ?!

Probably off having a wank over all the attention he’s got off the back of his inane thread"

The only thing that got big was the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, we’re back on. Where is lance the massive cock ?!

Probably off having a wank over all the attention he’s got off the back of his inane thread"

Using his two massive hands and feet no doubt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't be the only one who finds them threads funny, They inject some humour into the forums especially if the op fights back at the comments, As long as it doesn't get to personal its all good,

I miss the characters that used to be on here they all seem to burn themselves out starting to many threads in a short space of time"

Some of the comments are humorous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, we’re back on. Where is lance the massive cock ?!

Probably off having a wank over all the attention he’s got off the back of his inane thread

Using his two massive hands and feet no doubt. "

Proper cry laughing at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't be the only one who finds them threads funny, They inject some humour into the forums especially if the op fights back at the comments, As long as it doesn't get to personal its all good,

I miss the characters that used to be on here they all seem to burn themselves out starting to many threads in a short space of time"

I post 4 threads a day, just to stay ahead of the game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably wasn't your cock that put them off.

Please enlighten with your thoughts, less ambiguous my friend...

You know, looks like all is going well, but secretly she's trying to back out. Her only escape is the "Sorry, your cock just will not do it for me".

That way, you get to feel better about the rejection because she has a bucket fanny. "

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Hey, we’re back on. Where is lance the massive cock ?!"

Inboxing me. Hope he’s typing with his ‘too massive’ wang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss the original thread.

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By *picknspan OP   Man
over a year ago

North West Leeds


"I miss the original thread. "

Yeah but this Vanessa isn't too bad

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Did anyone actually see the Loch Ness Penis or was he talking shit?

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By *picknspan OP   Man
over a year ago

North West Leeds

It was simply shite...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone actually see the Loch Ness Penis or was he talking shit?"

He posted another tie photo.

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"Did anyone actually see the Loch Ness Penis or was he talking shit?

He posted another tie photo. "

I do hope it's a kipper tie

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Did anyone actually see the Loch Ness Penis or was he talking shit?"

I’ve seen the penis. Won’t be sending a postcard home about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone actually see the Loch Ness Penis or was he talking shit?

I’ve seen the penis. Won’t be sending a postcard home about it"

Will it not fit on the postcard?

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