FabSwingers.com forum: How do you flirt?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My flirting game is terrible. My idea of flirting is looking at someone's Facebook pictures and hoping they are braver than me and will send me a message.

But alas, I am still single so I don't think it's working.

How do you flirt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I jiggle my tits in their face. Usually works

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By *omtom65Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I jiggle my tits in their face. Usually works

You would certainly get my attention with that approach (.Y.)

Lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I take the piss out of them.... then tell them my womb aches for them and they make my fandango do the tango.

Sometimes I'll ask if they want to go for food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take the piss out of them.... then tell them my womb aches for them and they make my fandango do the tango.

Sometimes I'll ask if they want to go for food.

Would defo work for me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having banter with them flirty banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just flip my hair about and offer tea

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Like this

that’s all I’ve got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sit in the corner licking my eyebrows..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a nineteenth century oriental fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirty banter only way, have a laugh and then pop the faf question

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By *igletchicksterWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

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By *igletchicksterWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

No idea! I can't flirt for shit! The last time someone centre up to me,he said- you look nice, I said, well I'm not! Ah! Terminally single!

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By *igletchicksterWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"No idea! I can't flirt for shit! The last time someone centre up to me,he said- you look nice, I said, well I'm not! Ah! Terminally single!"
ffs! Twatty phone! The last time someone came up to me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My flirting game is terrible. My idea of flirting is looking at someone's Facebook pictures and hoping they are braver than me and will send me a message.

But alas, I am still single so I don't think it's working.

How do you flirt?"

Badly

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Flirting is something I've never quite managed to master.... even just fluttering my eyelashes makes me look demented. So I tend to stick with the tried and tested schoolyard stuff... tweaking pigtails, pinching arms (or bottoms), sticking out my tongue, calling boys I like a doo-doo head...

Ok I may have lied about that last one.... but you get my drift..

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Flirting is something I've never quite managed to master.... even just fluttering my eyelashes makes me look demented. So I tend to stick with the tried and tested schoolyard stuff... tweaking pigtails, pinching arms (or bottoms), sticking out my tongue, calling boys I like a doo-doo head...

Ok I may have lied about that last one.... but you get my drift..

I might try this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the real world...terribly

Its why I'm still single and still here

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I fab a pic on here lol that's my first move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirty banter only way, have a laugh and then pop the faf question

Just managed to work out what FAF stands for.

Knew I'd get there in under a year!

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By *igletchicksterWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

Ok I may have lied about that last

one.... but you get my drift..

Hahahahaha haha

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I only know when I'm flirting when she says "Are you flirting with me"

Even then I think was I ?

If anything I do it in a joking way, There is no way I could be serious doing it

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Wouldn't know how too.

And we are being truthful.

It's just not our way

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By *rkeb3Man
over a year ago

east Lancashire road

I usually compliment n slap them in the bottom lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Just managed to work out what FAF stands for.

Knew I'd get there in under a year!"

Fingers and fumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very discreetly.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Just managed to work out what FAF stands for.

Knew I'd get there in under a year!

Fingers and fumbs "

Thought it was Fat and Frumpy

That's why they never get a reply

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Just managed to work out what FAF stands for.

Knew I'd get there in under a year!

Fingers and fumbs

Thought it was Fat and Frumpy

That's why they never get a reply

Fragile and frigid

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Just managed to work out what FAF stands for.

Knew I'd get there in under a year!

Fingers and fumbs

Thought it was Fat and Frumpy

That's why they never get a reply

Fragile and frigid

Freaky at fifty?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Just managed to work out what FAF stands for.

Knew I'd get there in under a year!

Fingers and fumbs

Thought it was Fat and Frumpy

That's why they never get a reply

Fragile and frigid

Freaky at fifty?"

Flaccid and fungal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complimentary McDonalds. I'll even super size

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Just managed to work out what FAF stands for.

Knew I'd get there in under a year!

Fingers and fumbs

Thought it was Fat and Frumpy

That's why they never get a reply

Fragile and frigid

Freaky at fifty?"

Full and flatulent... obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick in a box

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Not sure what my flirting skills are like but I'm always told I'm really flirty so i must be doing something alright x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't flirt at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terribly! That’s one way that fab/swinging has really changed me; I don’t really have a sliding scale. If I full on flirted with someone I would probably melt their face off!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

i just try and be witty or humorous

it works sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My flirting game is terrible. My idea of flirting is looking at someone's Facebook pictures and hoping they are braver than me and will send me a message.

But alas, I am still single so I don't think it's working.

How do you flirt?"

Dont be daft you flirt all the time

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Just managed to work out what FAF stands for.

Knew I'd get there in under a year!

Fingers and fumbs

Thought it was Fat and Frumpy

That's why they never get a reply

Fragile and frigid

Freaky at fifty?

Full and flatulent... obviously!

How the fuck did I not think of that one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it easier to flirt with someone I don't fancy, oddly enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if i had my redbull

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Just managed to work out what FAF stands for.

Knew I'd get there in under a year!

Fingers and fumbs

Thought it was Fat and Frumpy

That's why they never get a reply

Fragile and frigid

Freaky at fifty?

Full and flatulent... obviously!

How the fuck did I not think of that one?

Finger A Fudge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t flirt. I’m completely crap at flirting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just sit at the end of the bar licking my eyebrows .

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Just managed to work out what FAF stands for.

Knew I'd get there in under a year!

Fingers and fumbs

Thought it was Fat and Frumpy

That's why they never get a reply

Fragile and frigid

Freaky at fifty?

Full and flatulent... obviously!

How the fuck did I not think of that one?

Finger A Fudge?"

Fump a flange?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find it easier to flirt with someone I don't fancy, oddly enough

Wait didn't we flirt.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

It doesn't matter what I do at some point I'll be fixing there car. It's all I'm good for. Walks away wiping the tears away.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I just sit at the end of the bar licking my eyebrows .

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"I find it easier to flirt with someone I don't fancy, oddly enough

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"It doesn't matter what I do at some point I'll be fixing there car. It's all I'm good for. Walks away wiping the tears away.

With a oily rag ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to ignore folk i find attractive in person and I definately can’t look at them.

I’m generally very nonchalant and have a disinterested air.

However, inside i’m swooning.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Twirl my hair and look innocent whilst telling them I'm not wearing any knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to ignore folk i find attractive in person and I definately can’t look at them.

I’m generally very nonchalant and have a disinterested air.

However, inside i’m swooning."

I’m kind of like that, if I meet someone that I like i just kind of freeze... I think I’m destined to be single forever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to ignore folk i find attractive in person and I definately can’t look at them.

I’m generally very nonchalant and have a disinterested air.

However, inside i’m swooning."

I'll take you're ignorance of me as a good sign then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to ignore folk i find attractive in person and I definately can’t look at them.

I’m generally very nonchalant and have a disinterested air.

However, inside i’m swooning.

I'll take you're ignorance of me as a good sign then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a recent turn of events, it turns out I flirt by telling someone I want to wear their skin.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I don't know I do until Dick tells me I was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ask if they want me to put them in the corner and throw sticky buns at them

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"In a recent turn of events, it turns out I flirt by telling someone I want to wear their skin. "

After she's rubbed the lotion on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer to take them on a jolly wandsr and wow them with the scenery ha ha and of course the handsome Pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a recent turn of events, it turns out I flirt by telling someone I want to wear their skin.

After she's rubbed the lotion on it?"

I was going to follow up with that. I decided to go with stealing a kidney.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, how you doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badly! Can't flirt for shit.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Hey, how you doing

Okay Joey / Matt le planc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't know a flirt if it hit me in the face with a flannel with flirt written on it.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I swish my skirt and jiggle my boobs when I dance haha!

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"It doesn't matter what I do at some point I'll be fixing there car. It's all I'm good for. Walks away wiping the tears away.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Get told I'm flirting when I'm not.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"It doesn't matter what I do at some point I'll be fixing there car. It's all I'm good for. Walks away wiping the tears away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I flash some £50s about lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently sent a video of me farting. Totally worked

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I flash some £50s about lol"

That's not flirting it's picking up a choot

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I recently sent a video of me farting. Totally worked

Some strange fetishes on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I recently sent a video of me farting. Totally worked

Yep. National Anthems of the World.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kinda need a step by step. I'm beyond useless at this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I flash some £50s about lol

That's not flirting it's picking up a choot "

Whatever works

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I flash some £50s about lol

That's not flirting it's picking up a choot

Whatever works

Fair do's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I flash some £50s about lol

That's not flirting it's picking up a choot

Whatever works

Fair do's

In certain places flicking coins does the job lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might say, Hey - are you wifi? because i am feeling a connection with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't flirt.

Ever

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"I might say, Hey - are you wifi? because i am feeling a connection with you

Has that ever worked ?

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"I jiggle my tits in their face. Usually works

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cant go wrong I don’t think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just talk and listen throw in a couple double entendres and were off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy peasy lemons chill

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