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The benefits of pineapple?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ive got a meet tomorrow and have just troughed a load of pineapple as rumour has it this makes cum taste nicer (yes, I'm a proper gent, me!) - but is this a myth?

Can anyone extol the virtues of pineapple-infused jitler, or have I just wasted £1.20?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it's true.

Spicy food works the oppodite way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opposite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a myth, it works even opposite way

K

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I believe you need to drink it in the few hours before sex to make a difference.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently it makes your load heavier; I am somewhat sceptical as I can’t see how that would work physiologically, but I am reliably informed it is the case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a control test.

Taste one of your loads pre-pinapple.

Taste one of your loads post-pineapple.

Let us know how it goes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do a control test.

Taste one of your loads pre-pinapple.

Taste one of your loads post-pineapple.

Let us know how it goes. "

I like a scientific approach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently it makes your load heavier; I am somewhat sceptical as I can’t see how that would work physiologically, but I am reliably informed it is the case. "

Not sure about that part.

Not denying it, just saying I've never noticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she doesn't swallow, it will have been a waste of money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It works for me. I eat a lot of soft fruit as well so my cum tastes of Skittles

#TasteTheRainbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe you need to drink it in the few hours before sex to make a difference.

Cal"

Juice has additives, probably best just sticking with an actual pineapple.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Do a control test.

Taste one of your loads pre-pinapple.

Taste one of your loads post-pineapple.

Let us know how it goes.

I like a scientific approach. "

Pineapple induced Wankwater, 8 out 10 fabber said they prefer it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she doesn't swallow, "

If she doesn't share he won't find out how sweet it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do a control test.

Taste one of your loads pre-pinapple.

Taste one of your loads post-pineapple.

Let us know how it goes.

I like a scientific approach. "

Exactly my thinking, and if they guys want us to swallow their baby batter, it seems only fair that they give it a whirl themselves to see what we have to put up with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do a control test.

Taste one of your loads pre-pinapple.

Taste one of your loads post-pineapple.

Let us know how it goes.

I like a scientific approach.

Exactly my thinking, and if they guys want us to swallow their baby batter, it seems only fair that they give it a whirl themselves to see what we have to put up with. "

You’d not get much chance to test it, it tastes so good I eat it all myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cranberry juice works well too, plenty if water and stay off the coffee and caffeine drink as they make it taste bitter as does smoking

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By *urvy_J3Woman
over a year ago

Bradford

Oh shit I've had Nando's today


"Yes it's true.

Spicy food works the oppodite way."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't negate the effects by eating spicy food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got a meet tomorrow and have just troughed a load of pineapple as rumour has it this makes cum taste nicer (yes, I'm a proper gent, me!) - but is this a myth?

Can anyone extol the virtues of pineapple-infused jitler, or have I just wasted £1.20?"

It makes you impotent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got a meet tomorrow and have just troughed a load of pineapple as rumour has it this makes cum taste nicer (yes, I'm a proper gent, me!) - but is this a myth?

Can anyone extol the virtues of pineapple-infused jitler, or have I just wasted £1.20?

It makes you impotent

"

It doesn't really but I thought it might panic you for a second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be true, my ex gf used to force feed me the stuff and she loved the taste of my jizz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its only £1.20 and you got some vitamins so just be happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looks like I wasted my £1.20 - she's cancelled, as always seems to be the way...

Good job I like pineapple anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like I wasted my £1.20 - she's cancelled, as always seems to be the way...

Good job I like pineapple anyway!"

Don’t waste it. Have a wank and taste it yourself- sweeeet

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By *oloandsaabWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Looks like I wasted my £1.20 - she's cancelled, as always seems to be the way...

Good job I like pineapple anyway!"

She probably read this and cancelled due to your assumption that she would be sucking you off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looks like I wasted my £1.20 - she's cancelled, as always seems to be the way...

Good job I like pineapple anyway!

She probably read this and cancelled due to your assumption that she would be sucking you off?"

Shes not on Fab - and she loves sucking me off so it was a fair assumption...

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Ive got a meet tomorrow and have just troughed a load of pineapple as rumour has it this makes cum taste nicer (yes, I'm a proper gent, me!) - but is this a myth?

Can anyone extol the virtues of pineapple-infused jitler, or have I just wasted £1.20?"

Delicious protein shot

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think the scientific evidence is limited at best but anecdotal reports say it helps sweeten the flavour. Remember though that it's probably in addition to the current taste so, just as you can't polish a turd, it could end up with the effect of cheap air freshener.

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

if you eat coconut as well it tastes like a pina colada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find pineapple juice drinkers cum much better tasting. Apparently Indian food and asparagus is the worst for taste.

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

Certain medicines do not mix with pineapple.

Be careful.

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

liver and onion gravy works too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caribean crush lucasade drink must have pinaple in i drink loads of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One dose of puneapple wont be enough. You need to cut out certain foods like dairy fish amd salty stuff and eat pineapple every day for a fww weeks then it should work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got a meet tomorrow and have just troughed a load of pineapple as rumour has it this makes cum taste nicer (yes, I'm a proper gent, me!) - but is this a myth?

Can anyone extol the virtues of pineapple-infused jitler, or have I just wasted £1.20?"

Eating pineapple as well as most fruits do tend to make bodily fluids sweeter in taste as it removes the acidity and bitterness - I regularly eat fruit simply for the health benefits Watermelon and lemon is also a good testosterone booster lol a natural viagra some might say

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