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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Show me and I'll let you know

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Do you mean your arse??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this post just to let everyone know you’re hung?

Congrats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you talk a good game sir, let’s see the goods!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah come on OP half a story's no good... Pics or it didn't happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you mean your arse??! "

Or his ego

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Do you mean your arse??!

Or his ego "
boom boom x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perils of a big dick , tuh what ever next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ? "
is it like a Lance ...Lance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics or it didn't happen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Show me and I'll let you know "

Will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still waiting for the punchline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big ego can but people off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you mean your arse??! "

Lol thanks :-

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

You can't get the " right on your height so perhaps you've got your cock size mixed up too

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By *hatty GuyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Maybe you could hire yourself out for Morris dancers to dance around?

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ? "

Being 5’ 7” hasn’t been an issue personally. Fab is a pick n mix and I’m sure many like the variety of different things.

And never really talked about religion, so the holy subject has not really been an issue for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ? "

No it isnt.

Your obviously talking to the wrong ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this post just to let everyone know you’re hung?

Congrats!"

It’s give my opinion on a subject .....thanks for yours sir

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ? "

Didn’t the thread you posted in two weeks ago, about this exact topic, provide you the answers your looking for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually women who have a concern about size, see it as a challenge they’re willing to have a go at.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah come on OP half a story's no good... Pics or it didn't happen! "

Will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ?

Didn’t the thread you posted in two weeks ago, about this exact topic, provide you the answers your looking for?"

Haha, busted !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The perils of a big dick , tuh what ever next "

Hahahaha omg

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ? "

Yes....I wouldn’t do a guy who was too big for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happened to me but for the opposite reason !

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Look at me thread of the week goes to......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still waiting for the punchline. "

Its coming and it's a big one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ?

Being 5’ 7” hasn’t been an issue personally. Fab is a pick n mix and I’m sure many like the variety of different things

And never really talked about religion, so the holy subject has not really been an issue for me. "

Ahhh bless x

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"It happened to me but for the opposite reason !

"

My kind of guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#firstworldproblems

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can't get the " right on your height so perhaps you've got your cock size mixed up too "

It’s in mm isn’t it lol

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I’m still waiting for the punchline.

Its coming and it's a big one "

Is it...Holy Fuck!!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well we're forever seeing that women don't like a penis that's too big so yeah it could be a problem.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe you could hire yourself out for Morris dancers to dance around?"

I was thinking of building a city around it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, a big penis is an issue for me, and I've turned men down purely because they are too well endowed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ?

No it isnt.

Your obviously talking to the wrong ladies "

Best reply so far x

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Tineye finger poised.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ?

Didn’t the thread you posted in two weeks ago, about this exact topic, provide you the answers your looking for?"

Not me sir ....some other size related post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big is your cock OP?

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Everybody look at me I've got a big cock"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ?

Yes....I wouldn’t do a guy who was too big for me "

Thank you .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Everybody look at me I've got a big cock"

"

He clearly hasn’t.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It happened to me but for the opposite reason !

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Lol sorry

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village


""Everybody look at me I'm a big cock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ? "

Yes it is. I'm tiny and don't like massive dicks. They're painful and uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look at me thread of the week goes to......"

Did you look ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna seeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too big for what, and where?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, a big penis is an issue for me, and I've turned men down purely because they are too well endowed."

Thank you for another sensible answer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take you on! Haha!

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Not me sir ....some other size related post "

It wasn’t you who created the thread about a man being rejected by a women because his penis was too big, but it was most certainly you who posted in it. Twice. The green arrow doesn’t lie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ? "

There are worst problems to have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause every bloke with a big cock on Fab just has a photo of there ass and two photos of a tie.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

*woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Everybody look at me I'm a big cock"

"

......er could I say .......everyone look at me pointing out someone who wants all to look at them

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ?

Yes it is. I'm tiny and don't like massive dicks. They're painful and uncomfortable. "

Thanks for an honest answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant see it, so can't comment on your size, but yes. There is such a thing as too big. It's a goldilocks thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wanna seeeeeeeeeee "

Says your nosey

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not me sir ....some other size related post

It wasn’t you who created the thread about a man being rejected by a women because his penis was too big, but it was most certainly you who posted in it. Twice. The green arrow doesn’t lie."

2 mins ago sir ......not 2 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd take you on! Haha! "

Hahahahaha

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cant see it, so can't comment on your size, but yes. There is such a thing as too big. It's a goldilocks thing "

Thank you, I’m not asking for a comment on my size ....just on the question thanks you for answering

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts


"Cause every bloke with a big cock on Fab just has a photo of there ass and two photos of a tie. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cause every bloke with a big cock on Fab just has a photo of there ass and two photos of a tie. "

Lool your a funny dude I give you that

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Go on then, gerrit out for't'lasses...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on then, gerrit out for't'lasses..."

Aren't there enough cocks on show here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do men with big cocks really need to start a look at me thread announcing that they’ve got a big cock? No, I didn’t think so either...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cause every bloke with a big cock on Fab just has a photo of there ass and two photos of a tie. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big is your cock OP? "

Wasn’t a big operaton ......lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get cock-size rejections too OP.

Let's just leave it at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me see this penis and I will tell you the exact size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is your cock OP?

Wasn’t a big operaton ......lol"

You had a penis reduction, wow you’re imaginary big penis is even bigger than we all dreamed of ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I've interrupted my book too come back for a look at this phenomenal manhood and still nothing! Very dissapointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me see this penis and I will tell you the exact size. "

She is the Fab Expert in this field OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me see this penis and I will tell you the exact size. "

Totally this, she has a degree in cocks. She guessed Mine down to the last millimetre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big issue "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a fan of really good one's. I’ve got a shallow cervix, apparently.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Show me!! (Can't believe I jyst said that)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not a fan of really good one's. I’ve got a shallow cervix, apparently. "

Show off.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Does a big cock shoot the same amount of spunk as a little cock Just wondering xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does a big cock shoot the same amount of spunk as a little cock Just wondering xxxx Suzi"

the little fellas shot more, cause it hasn’t go so far to travel, I saw it on tomorrow’s world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ? "

Hardly blessed if you’re being rejected because of it now is it. More of a curse I’d say, unlucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does a big cock shoot the same amount of spunk as a little cock Just wondering xxxx Suzi

the little fellas shot more, cause it hasn’t go so far to travel, I saw it on tomorrow’s world. "

Did they do a demonstration?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

You know that is literally a line that jay from the inbetweeners used!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an issue for me, I don't like big cocks. Best you tell them before you meet.

I don't know why people are giving you shit. Jealousy no doubt. It's childish but at least you get to see what they're like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve cancelled my 8 o clock, waiting for the OP to show us his cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does a big cock shoot the same amount of spunk as a little cock Just wondering xxxx Suzi

the little fellas shot more, cause it hasn’t go so far to travel, I saw it on tomorrow’s world.

Did they do a demonstration?"

I bet Vorders would’ve loved that!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Does a big cock shoot the same amount of spunk as a little cock Just wondering xxxx Suzi

the little fellas shot more, cause it hasn’t go so far to travel, I saw it on tomorrow’s world. "

Damm.....I must have been out that night...hope it's repeated xxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big is your cock OP?

Wasn’t a big operaton ......lol

You had a penis reduction, wow you’re imaginary big penis is even bigger than we all dreamed of ?!"

Was a reduction only got the one now ! Loool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve cancelled my 8 o clock, waiting for the OP to show us his cock. "

Loool I feel under pressure now !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's an issue for me, I don't like big cocks. Best you tell them before you meet.

I don't know why people are giving you shit. Jealousy no doubt. It's childish but at least you get to see what they're like. "

Cause life is to short (unlike his dick) and we’re having fun!

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"2 mins ago sir ......not 2 weeks ago "

What?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know that is literally a line that jay from the inbetweeners used!?"

Friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve cancelled my 8 o clock, waiting for the OP to show us his cock.

Loool I feel under pressure now !

"

Show me!

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I don't know why people are giving you shit. Jealousy no doubt."

Jealous of rejection? Sure.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"Let me see this penis and I will tell you the exact size.

"She is the Fab Expert in this field OP"

Totally this, she has a degree in cocks. She guessed Mine down to the last millimetre. "

I didn't even have to scroll up to work out who said the first comment

I will always stick to my view on this subject, The majority of Women like the visual aspect of a huge penis or would like to play with one, But a lot of them wouldn't like to have sex due to the discomfort it might cause,

Obviously some love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 mins ago sir ......not 2 weeks ago

What?"

Oh your the guy with short term memory ....but thinks he’s remembers a post from two weeks ago loool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you send me a picture of your penis, please. My fap hand is getting cold...

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Has he got big hands ??? Show us your hands op. I always look at a guys hands to judge the size of his cock xxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big issue

"

What you trying to say?

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

. Zzzzzzzzzz!

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Oh your the guy with short term memory ....but thinks he’s remembers a post from two weeks ago loool "

I see I’m going to have to spell this out for you. See that green arrow next to your name? It shows us your recent posting history. If I click on that green arrow, I see that the fourth thread down is a thread called, “Penis size.” In that thread, the OP posted about being rejected by a girl for having a penis that was too large. You, Lance2222, posted in that thread, twice. I don’t have to remember it, it’s right there for everyone in this thread to go and check.

Who’s got the faulty memory now, Lance? Because I’m sure it can’t possibly be that you’re a liar.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts


"Big issue

What you trying to say? "

Or sell!!! Lol

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Oh your the guy with short term memory ....but thinks he’s remembers a post from two weeks ago loool

I see I’m going to have to spell this out for you. See that green arrow next to your name? It shows us your recent posting history. If I click on that green arrow, I see that the fourth thread down is a thread called, “Penis size.” In that thread, the OP posted about being rejected by a girl for having a penis that was too large. You, Lance2222, posted in that thread, twice. I don’t have to remember it, it’s right there for everyone in this thread to go and check.

Who’s got the faulty memory now, Lance? Because I’m sure it can’t possibly be that you’re a liar."
good point, well made

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you send me a picture of your penis, please. My fap hand is getting cold..."

I feel like a peice if meat .......haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve cancelled my 8 o clock, waiting for the OP to show us his cock.

Loool I feel under pressure now !

"

Aww, how might we gently coax it out

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ?

Didn’t the thread you posted in two weeks ago, about this exact topic, provide you the answers your looking for?"

You gotta love the green arrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on, OP. We’re all looking at you. Isn’t that what you wanted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a Bugatti on my drive, honest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh your the guy with short term memory ....but thinks he’s remembers a post from two weeks ago loool

I see I’m going to have to spell this out for you. See that green arrow next to your name? It shows us your recent posting history. If I click on that green arrow, I see that the fourth thread down is a thread called, “Penis size.” In that thread, the OP posted about being rejected by a girl for having a penis that was too large. You, Lance2222, posted in that thread, twice. I don’t have to remember it, it’s right there for everyone in this thread to go and check.

Who’s got the faulty memory now, Lance? Because I’m sure it can’t possibly be that you’re a liar. good point, well made "

Thanks clueso ....you may find that i commented on someelse thread .....your honour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a Bugatti on my drive, honest! "

Do you want to swap for my Ferrari?

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Hey everyone, look at me, look at me, LOOK AT ME!

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts


"Oh your the guy with short term memory ....but thinks he’s remembers a post from two weeks ago loool

I see I’m going to have to spell this out for you. See that green arrow next to your name? It shows us your recent posting history. If I click on that green arrow, I see that the fourth thread down is a thread called, “Penis size.” In that thread, the OP posted about being rejected by a girl for having a penis that was too large. You, Lance2222, posted in that thread, twice. I don’t have to remember it, it’s right there for everyone in this thread to go and check.

Who’s got the faulty memory now, Lance? Because I’m sure it can’t possibly be that you’re a liar."

Very well said sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh your the guy with short term memory ....but thinks he’s remembers a post from two weeks ago loool

I see I’m going to have to spell this out for you. See that green arrow next to your name? It shows us your recent posting history. If I click on that green arrow, I see that the fourth thread down is a thread called, “Penis size.” In that thread, the OP posted about being rejected by a girl for having a penis that was too large. You, Lance2222, posted in that thread, twice. I don’t have to remember it, it’s right there for everyone in this thread to go and check.

Who’s got the faulty memory now, Lance? Because I’m sure it can’t possibly be that you’re a liar."

Just bumped that thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a Bugatti on my drive, honest! "

You can guess my will size if you wish, see how accurate you are, I’m no record breaker mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does a big cock shoot the same amount of spunk as a little cock Just wondering xxxx Suzi

the little fellas shot more, cause it hasn’t go so far to travel, I saw it on tomorrow’s world.

Did they do a demonstration?

I bet Vorders would’ve loved that! "

Wasn't that How 2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you send me a picture of your penis, please. My fap hand is getting cold...

I feel like a peice if meat .......haha "

Steaks are to high ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/06/18 19:58:02]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/06/18 19:58:02]"

Must be w right twat having a big cock, how do you manage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, a big penis is an issue for me, and I've turned men down purely because they are too well endowed.

Thank you for another sensible answer x "

As you can see, there are many immature people on the forums. Somebody has to be the adult around here. It's like working in a school sometimes

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

I guess you’re unverified, boasting publicly with zero evidence of your prodigious size and it’s a bit tedious. If anybody on here remembers user “man with the golden gun” , it’s echoes of that.

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

Hello Children and welcome to Jackanory....today's story is all about when my Willy was too big!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have this exact same problem. With my gut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strange how the guy who wanted attention for having a large penis is now all shy after getting the attention he craved #humblebrag

I’m intrigued OP, you need to come up with ‘the goods’ now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing I have ever been too big for was my nephew's cosy coupe. And from experience those cosy coupe's don't like it when it's a tight fit as they break. And then nephew's cry. And then you have to buy a new cosy coupe. This is a relatable example right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess you’re unverified, boasting publicly with zero evidence of your prodigious size and it’s a bit tedious. If anybody on here remembers user “man with the golden gun” , it’s echoes of that. "

Oh my god!!! I’d totally forgotten him! What a weekend that was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big issue

What you trying to say? "

You know! Hahahaha

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"I guess you’re unverified, boasting publicly with zero evidence of your prodigious size and it’s a bit tedious. If anybody on here remembers user “man with the golden gun” , it’s echoes of that.

Oh my god!!! I’d totally forgotten him! What a weekend that was "
he was just so “girth” if I remember rightly.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess you’re unverified, boasting publicly with zero evidence of your prodigious size and it’s a bit tedious. If anybody on here remembers user “man with the golden gun” , it’s echoes of that. "

How could anyone forget him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, a big penis is an issue for me, and I've turned men down purely because they are too well endowed.

Thank you for another sensible answer x

As you can see, there are many immature people on the forums. Somebody has to be the adult around here. It's like working in a school sometimes "

Primary school.

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"I guess you’re unverified, boasting publicly with zero evidence of your prodigious size and it’s a bit tedious. If anybody on here remembers user “man with the golden gun” , it’s echoes of that.

How could anyone forget him!"
in his defence, he DID offer to go on cam and prove said enormous girth... in the dark, at midnight!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Oh my goodness I've just worked out who you are based on one of your other threads.

Yes, there is such a thing as a penis that's too big... but fear not, yours ain't one of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/06/18 19:58:02]

Must be w right twat having a big cock, how do you manage? "

Wheelbarrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh your the guy with short term memory ....but thinks he’s remembers a post from two weeks ago loool

I see I’m going to have to spell this out for you. See that green arrow next to your name? It shows us your recent posting history. If I click on that green arrow, I see that the fourth thread down is a thread called, “Penis size.” In that thread, the OP posted about being rejected by a girl for having a penis that was too large. You, Lance2222, posted in that thread, twice. I don’t have to remember it, it’s right there for everyone in this thread to go and check.

Who’s got the faulty memory now, Lance? Because I’m sure it can’t possibly be that you’re a liar. good point, well made

Thanks clueso ....you may find that i commented on someelse thread .....your honour "

Some people's green arrow stalking skills need honing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my goodness I've just worked out who you are based on one of your other threads.

Yes, there is such a thing as a penis that's too big... but fear not, yours ain't one of them."

This...is how you green arrow stalk.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I guess you’re unverified, boasting publicly with zero evidence of your prodigious size and it’s a bit tedious. If anybody on here remembers user “man with the golden gun” , it’s echoes of that.

How could anyone forget him!"

Now I remember thanks

What ever happened to slut hunter he was funny as fuck to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get it out man n give us a look I'll get mine out

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"[Removed by poster at 05/06/18 19:58:02]

Must be w right twat having a big cock, how do you manage? "

You tell him, you know what it's like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ? "

You poor thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big issue

What you trying to say?

You know! Hahahaha "

No sorry can you explain please .. I'm lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/06/18 19:58:02]

Must be w right twat having a big cock, how do you manage?

You tell him, you know what it's like!"

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blessed sounds like cursed from what your saying lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny as new approach to look at me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big issue

What you trying to say?

You know! Hahahaha

No sorry can you explain please .. I'm lost "

Nope - this isn’t your time to shine! Hahahaha

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village


"I guess you’re unverified, boasting publicly with zero evidence of your prodigious size and it’s a bit tedious. If anybody on here remembers user “man with the golden gun” , it’s echoes of that.

How could anyone forget him! in his defence, he DID offer to go on cam and prove said enormous girth... in the dark, at midnight!!"

I offered to cam him when I was here on my last profile.... it never happened though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my goodness I've just worked out who you are based on one of your other threads.

Yes, there is such a thing as a penis that's too big... but fear not, yours ain't one of them.

This...is how you green arrow stalk. "

I think I’ve just worked out what this green arrow does

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh my goodness I've just worked out who you are based on one of your other threads.

Yes, there is such a thing as a penis that's too big... but fear not, yours ain't one of them.

This...is how you green arrow stalk. "

Thank you. Twas the Salford quays thread that triggered my memory.

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ? "

Lance, my old mate, i think you need to have a quiet word with yourself. A bloke comes on here with your question and on his profile he has two photographs of a C&A tie, a boastful description of his height and a Bob Monkhouse line from 1976. Can you wonder yhat a few people are ripping You?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Thanks clueso ....you may find that i commented on someelse thread .....your honour "

At what point did I say any different? Although, given your reading comprehension skills, I can see why you failed to get the answer you crave.

SteelHeels, Sybarite, unless your tongues are as long as his mythical cock, you’re not going to manage to lick his arse from where you are and, even if you could, something tells me you still wouldn’t get what you’re looking for, anyway. If you want the only example of school-like behaviour on here it’s the OP’s willy-waving, followed by lying when caught out, and continuing attempts to weasel out of it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"[Removed by poster at 05/06/18 19:58:02]

Must be w right twat having a big cock, how do you manage?

You tell him, you know what it's like!

Huh? "

Your man wang should be known as the beast from the east.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big issue

What you trying to say?

You know! Hahahaha

No sorry can you explain please .. I'm lost

Nope - this isn’t your time to shine! Hahahaha "

Spoil sport

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

[Removed by poster at 05/06/18 20:17:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/06/18 19:58:02]

Must be w right twat having a big cock, how do you manage?

You tell him, you know what it's like!

Huh?

Your man wang should be known as the beast from the east."

North east*

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"I guess you’re unverified, boasting publicly with zero evidence of your prodigious size and it’s a bit tedious. If anybody on here remembers user “man with the golden gun” , it’s echoes of that.

How could anyone forget him! in his defence, he DID offer to go on cam and prove said enormous girth... in the dark, at midnight!!

I offered to cam him when I was here on my last profile.... it never happened though "
aha I knew a lady off here offered that but didn’t equate with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my goodness I've just worked out who you are based on one of your other threads.

Yes, there is such a thing as a penis that's too big... but fear not, yours ain't one of them."

Dayyyum Son

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Some people's green arrow stalking skills need honing."

Your reading comprehension skills need honing, but that’s hardly news.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks clueso ....you may find that i commented on someelse thread .....your honour

At what point did I say any different? Although, given your reading comprehension skills, I can see why you failed to get the answer you crave.

SteelHeels, Sybarite, unless your tongues are as long as his mythical cock, you’re not going to manage to lick his arse from where you are and, even if you could, something tells me you still wouldn’t get what you’re looking for, anyway. If you want the only example of school-like behaviour on here it’s the OP’s willy-waving, followed by lying when caught out, and continuing attempts to weasel out of it."

hahahahaha You made up your own question and answers ,

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ? "

It clearly is for you , oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my goodness I've just worked out who you are based on one of your other threads.

Yes, there is such a thing as a penis that's too big... but fear not, yours ain't one of them."

Savage

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Time to open the betting on UNLOS yet?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess you’re unverified, boasting publicly with zero evidence of your prodigious size and it’s a bit tedious. If anybody on here remembers user “man with the golden gun” , it’s echoes of that.

How could anyone forget him! in his defence, he DID offer to go on cam and prove said enormous girth... in the dark, at midnight!!

I offered to cam him when I was here on my last profile.... it never happened though aha I knew a lady off here offered that but didn’t equate with you! "

A few of us did including myself.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"hahahahaha You made up your own question and answers , "

And with that, confirmation that you’re either an excellent troll, getting a reaction from everyone, or as thick as your fans. Either way, toodle pip.

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

Fat people get a shag on here too bud!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been chatting for some time with now a few ladies and when it comes wanting to see my particular endowned pic....it’s a sorry but your too big for me ?

being blessed is that really an issue ?

Lance, my old mate, i think you need to have a quiet word with yourself. A bloke comes on here with your question and on his profile he has two photographs of a C&A tie, a boastful description of his height and a Bob Monkhouse line from 1976. Can you wonder yhat a few people are ripping You?

"

I appreciate the advice my friend, but again answering your own question keeps me amused thanks for all joining in hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearing 175 responses, this thread is going to be closed soon and we still haven’t seen hide nor hair of this giant penis

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over a year ago

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Nearing 175 responses, this thread is going to be closed soon and we still haven’t seen hide nor hair of this giant penis "
time to starve the attention, then

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Time to open the betting on UNLOS yet?!"

Nah, he'll just change his profile pic again

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh my goodness I've just worked out who you are based on one of your other threads.

Yes, there is such a thing as a penis that's too big... but fear not, yours ain't one of them.

Savage"

But true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nearing 175 responses, this thread is going to be closed soon and we still haven’t seen hide nor hair of this giant penis time to starve the attention, then "

Its a bit late for that

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Time to open the betting on UNLOS yet?!

Nah, he'll just change his profile pic again"
don’t change yours PP please! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nearing 175 responses, this thread is going to be closed soon and we still haven’t seen hide nor hair of this giant penis "

Odd that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havent got a big dick. In fact I thought I had my first pube until I pissed out of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess you’re unverified, boasting publicly with zero evidence of your prodigious size and it’s a bit tedious. If anybody on here remembers user “man with the golden gun” , it’s echoes of that.

How could anyone forget him! in his defence, he DID offer to go on cam and prove said enormous girth... in the dark, at midnight!!

I offered to cam him when I was here on my last profile.... it never happened though aha I knew a lady off here offered that but didn’t equate with you!

A few of us did including myself. "

I remember him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And still no sign of his massive penis.

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