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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The work day is done, the sun it out and the sun deck is open, what can I get you to drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a cold pint of cider please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr Pepper please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god for that... I’ve been running the bar for the past few days... can i apply for a part time job when your not around??

Ps can I have a pornstar Martini and leave the bottle of presecco... thank you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a cold pint of cider please

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indeed you may

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got 42 more minutes.

In 39 minutes please begin pouring me a double Laphroaig with a dash of water.

You're a gent. xx

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By *ida8780Couple
over a year ago

any town

Baileys and captain Morgan x

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Gin and tonic need it for this heat xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peroni please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have a hoegaarden with loads of ice, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh il have jacky ds pls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank god for that... I’ve been running the bar for the past few days... can i apply for a part time job when your not around??

Ps can I have a pornstar Martini and leave the bottle of presecco... thank you!!

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sorted, and there is your ice bucket

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll have a diet please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got 42 more minutes.

In 39 minutes please begin pouring me a double Laphroaig with a dash of water.

You're a gent. xx"
done next

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baileys and captain Morgan x

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ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a large white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic need it for this heat xx

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done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a hoegaarden with loads of ice, thanks

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bottle ok

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Sparkling elderflower please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh il have jacky ds pls"
straight or on the rocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a large white wine please x "
Chardonnay ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a diet please "
not that you need it. Would you like ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sparkling elderflower please

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there you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have a hoegaarden with loads of ice, thanks

bottle ok"

In a glass with ice yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a hoegaarden with loads of ice, thanks

bottle ok

In a glass with ice yes

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there you go miss

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By *ida8780Couple
over a year ago

any town

"Baileys and captain Morgan x

ice"

Yes please but none of that straws, umbrellas and fruit crap

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Cranberry juice please in a large glass with plenty of ice and a slice of lime...

Litte bit more ice please...

Just two more ice cubes...

Ah lovely, thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baileys and captain Morgan x

ice

Yes please but none of that straws, umbrellas and fruit crap

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there you go, no extras

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By *ida8780Couple
over a year ago

any town

"Baileys and captain Morgan x

ice

Yes please but none of that straws, umbrellas and fruit crap

there you go, no extras"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peroni please x"
sorry for the wait, had to get some more out of the cellar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a large white wine please x Chardonnay ok"

Yes please, nice and cold though x

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Oooh

A Whitley Neill Quince Gin with Slim line Fever Tree tonic please.

Strawberries too please (in the drink of course)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll have a diet please not that you need it. Would you like ice"

I didn't realise I couldn't write

C oke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a nice fruity cocktail please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a nice fruity cocktail please"
I have just the thing for you, a Cuban summer punch. There you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My work here (work) is done.

WHERE'S MY WHISKY!!!

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By *aut-eWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Gin & tonic for me please

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By *ida8780Couple
over a year ago

any town

"My work here (work) is done.

WHERE'S MY WHISKY!!!

3 hours for this mans whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pornstar martini please

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Damm .....I'm on antibiotics...damm, Damm and double drambui

Is that how you spell drambui

In fact what is drambui

Xxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have "Cherry B" behind the bar ?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Has the pub landlord gone home

Xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this now self service?

Pass me the "Drambuie" (there you go

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

An iced tea please

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Is this now self service?

Pass me the "Drambuie" (there you go

I thought my spelling didn't look right

Xxxx Suzi

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Hendricks with Mediterranean tonic, cucumber not lemon and a sprinkling of black pepper please Landlord

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I tell ya what.... This pub landlord ??? Pfffft... Gagging here. Hammers on the bar, show me the way to go home, I'm tired of waiting for my drink

xxxx Suzi

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