FabSwingers.com forum: Gentlemen you are all handsome...

By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Except you.

Ugly fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get f****d!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks muchly

Love

Ugly Fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Except you.

Ugly fucker

Desperate much....

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Except you.

Ugly fucker

Oh well, don't have to say what about us fugly fuckers

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Get f****d!!"

Suck my sweaty left nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really more adorable

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Except you.

Ugly fucker

Desperate much....

Blanket compliments get you everywhere

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Thanks muchly

Love

Ugly Fucker

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You do know the truth hurts don't ya. Bietch

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You do know the truth hurts don't ya. Bietch "

Always my number one love bladey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get f****d!!"

How did you know she meant you

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"You do know the truth hurts don't ya. Bietch

Always my number one love bladey"

Pfffft only because you can't reach the top shelf.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I abuse the word ugly.

I hit every branch on the way down when I fell out the ugly tree.

If look up the word ugly in the dictionary it says "see Stings profile"

My face looks like a bag of spanners.

When I smile I look like a bulldog licking the piss off a thistle.

Thanks for starting a thread just for me.

'Preciated.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I abuse the word ugly.

I hit every branch on the way down when I fell out the ugly tree.

If look up the word ugly in the dictionary it says "see Stings profile"

My face looks like a bag of spanners.

When I smile I look like a bulldog licking the piss off a thistle.

Thanks for starting a thread just for me.

'Preciated.

Oi stop abusing spanners. I love my snap on's

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I abuse the word ugly.

I hit every branch on the way down when I fell out the ugly tree.

If look up the word ugly in the dictionary it says "see Stings profile"

My face looks like a bag of spanners.

When I smile I look like a bulldog licking the piss off a thistle.

Thanks for starting a thread just for me.

'Preciated.

Oi stop abusing spanners. I love my strap on

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I abuse the word ugly.

I hit every branch on the way down when I fell out the ugly tree.

If look up the word ugly in the dictionary it says "see Stings profile"

My face looks like a bag of spanners.

When I smile I look like a bulldog licking the piss off a thistle.

Thanks for starting a thread just for me.

'Preciated.

Oi stop abusing spanners. I love my strap on

Come here big boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m too hideous and odious for this thread - I’m out

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Omg now that made me laugh

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m too hideous and odious for this thread - I’m out

So I can see

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Omg now that made me laugh

Carly Simon is the soundtrack to this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m too hideous and odious for this thread - I’m out

So I can see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m too hideous and odious for this thread - I’m out

So I can see

Medusa didn’t see herself in the mirror she caught a glimpse of me and it petrified her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Except you.

Ugly fucker

Sorry

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I abuse the word ugly.

I hit every branch on the way down when I fell out the ugly tree.

If look up the word ugly in the dictionary it says "see Stings profile"

My face looks like a bag of spanners.

When I smile I look like a bulldog licking the piss off a thistle.

Thanks for starting a thread just for me.

'Preciated.

Oi stop abusing spanners. I love my strap on

Come here big boy

I bet you say that to all the fugly young men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Except you.

Ugly fucker

I'm an ugly fugger and proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Except you.

Ugly fucker

I know. I know.

Was hoping this thread would be a bit of an ego boost.

But the devil farts in my face once more.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

There are some lovely men on here... some right good looking ones

Heres to the single men of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in

Reads thread ...

Looks at reflection in ocean.

*crys unconsolablely

Hides ugly face in sand at the back of the man cave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Except you.

Ugly fucker

I get that a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugmos of fab unite, together we can rule this site and make all the hot hunky guys our slaves and all the women will bow down at our feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanders in

Reads thread ...

Looks at reflection in ocean.

*crys unconsolablely

Hides ugly face in sand at the back of the man cave

*Puts sympathetic and empathetic arm around fellow sufferer*

*Is sick in mouth a little at being this close to you.*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Except you.

Ugly fucker

How did you know?

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