FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies you’re all gorgeous !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don’t know if anybody has noticed this but after reading a few profiles I can honestly say I’m a little shocked! Ladies can I just say, you are all stunning and in each your own way! And I read so many profiles with ladies being underconfident and and almost embarrassed About themselves! let me take this opportunity to say, every single one of you ladies are sexy, beautiful and gorgeous! Without you was blokes would just be wandering the Earth, lost and bewildered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh for fucksake get a grip man

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You've looked at every profile then?

Faces too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh for fucksake get a grip man"

Oh wow what a gentleman

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Ooooh for fucksake get a grip man"

Ssshh you, he’s absolutely spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh for fucksake get a grip man

Oh wow what a gentleman"

Sorry mate had a moment there,you carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I don’t know if anybody has noticed this but after reading a few profiles I can honestly say I’m a little shocked! Ladies can I just say, you are all stunning and in each your own way! And I read so many profiles with ladies being underconfident and and almost embarrassed About themselves! let me take this opportunity to say, every single one of you ladies are sexy, beautiful and gorgeous! Without you was blokes would just be wandering the Earth, lost and bewildered!"

That's a blatant lie mate but excellent attempt at arse licking.

If you're gonna use that logic are all guys on here handsome too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you fuck them all?

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Ooooh for fucksake get a grip man

Ssshh you, he’s absolutely spot on

Let us wallow for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh for fucksake get a grip man

Ssshh you, he’s absolutely spot on

Bloody love it don't you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Would you fuck them all?"

Is this how the needy ones get nailed now?

Fuck

Life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oohh he's good!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Ooooh for fucksake get a grip man

Ssshh you, he’s absolutely spot on

Bloody love it don't you"

No not me .... I’m not easily swayed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you fuck them all?

Is this how the needy ones get nailed now?

Fuck

Life"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Hey You with the over grown bush, sweat rash and beard...

He thinks you are gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jesus lol just thought I’d try say something nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long did it take to come to that conclusion? Must have take a while to look at every single woman.

Kudos to you sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" sweat rash "

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Oohh he's good!"

Don't you just love a rambling rim... Hits all the pleasurable nerves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus lol just thought I’d try say something nice! "

Well intended I’m sure but it’s insincere

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Jesus lol just thought I’d try say something nice! "

He won't save you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woaaaa leave the guy alone,he's just showing his appreciation for the female form so back off!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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" sweat rash

Mustn't forget the chafe.

Offt gunt sores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" sweat rash

Mustn't forget the chafe.

Offt gunt sores "

Whack a bit of sudocrem on and you’ll be as gorgeous as the rest of us in no time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well that escalated quickly

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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" sweat rash

Mustn't forget the chafe.

Offt gunt sores

Whack a bit of sudocrem on and you’ll be as gorgeous as the rest of us in no time

Talc do? Dry them out a bit first plus it smells nicer.

I'll nip to nans and use her lavender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey You with the over grown bush, sweat rash and beard...

He thinks you are gorgeous."

Are you talking to me!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Jesus lol just thought I’d try say something nice! "

It was a lovely thought. Don’t let people put you off. You do whatever floats your boat ... everyone else does

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

First thought ooh what a creep then saw the 'hilarous' responses berating the poor chap

You crack on mate. Beats the hateful crap around here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First thought ooh what a creep then saw the 'hilarous' responses berating the poor chap

You crack on mate. Beats the hateful crap around here

TBF he deserved it. I nearly threw up all over the place when I read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've looked at every profile then?

Faces too?

Women have faces?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've looked at every profile then?

Faces too?

Women have faces?"

I don’t. I’m just a vagina on legs.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"You've looked at every profile then?

Faces too?

Women have faces?"

Yeah, but their eyes are on their chests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh for fucksake get a grip man"

Somebody will always think someone is gorgeous or handsome. There's hope for you yet Dash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've looked at every profile then?

Faces too?

Women have faces?"

Some have two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lealthy dose of cynicism on a Tuesday knocking around!

Kudos for the sentiment behind the thread fella, at the same point though; these kind of threads never go well

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey You with the over grown bush, sweat rash and beard...

He thinks you are gorgeous.

Are you talking to me!

Yeah

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You've looked at every profile then?

Faces too?

Women have faces?

I don’t. I’m just a vagina on legs. "

Sure I can see some torso and tits on your photo

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You've looked at every profile then?

Faces too?

Women have faces?

Some have two."

So do the men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey You with the over grown bush, sweat rash and beard...

He thinks you are gorgeous."

Thank god, someone does at last! I knew the gut and excess hair would come into fashion someday!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Well that escalated quickly"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey You with the over grown bush, sweat rash and beard...

He thinks you are gorgeous.

Thank god, someone does at last! I knew the gut and excess hair would come into fashion someday!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus lol just thought I’d try say something nice! "

Well OP I think you’re hot as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve seen quite a few that arn’t gorgeous so you either have very very low standards or you are the worlds biggest and most blatant arse licker. I’m going with the latter. You can’t posdibly find every girl gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've looked at every profile then?

Faces too?

Women have faces?

I don’t. I’m just a vagina on legs.

Sure I can see some torso and tits on your photo "

Oh yeah, that’s me too

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I’ve seen quite a few that arn’t gorgeous so you either have very very low standards or you are the worlds biggest and most blatant arse licker. I’m going with the latter. You can’t posdibly find every girl gorgeous. "

I'm partial to an arse licking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mission accomplished OP!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As nice as the sentiment is, it's complete bollocks

OP is still hot though, despite the unnecessary fake compliment to everything female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a trap....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you got got yourself noticed Op, maybe, just may be a few of the "gorgeous" women might believe your kind words?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww I like a bewildered man. Much less of a struggle to get him in the boot of your car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

(I'm not really but I appreciate the effort.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it's cynical and he probably didn't mean it this way but I read it as, 'I will stick my dick in literally anyone'.

If only the ladies reciprocated the sentiment to the men. Even us ugly fuckers would be in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha sap

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I have definitely spotted some mingers. All subjective though.

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"Haha sap

Haha but u need to brag about how good u were this aft

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I have definitely spotted some mingers. All subjective though."

Did they have a vagina like a discarded kebab that a fox had dragged out of the bin and mauled?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh for fucksake get a grip man"

Always one that has to spoil the moment

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

" Without you was blokes would just be wandering the Earth, lost and bewildered!"

Nah. #FabStraight

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I have definitely spotted some mingers. All subjective though.

Did they have a vagina like a discarded kebab that a fox had dragged out of the bin and mauled?"

Oi that’s mine. Cheeky blighter

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'll take it,ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've looked at every profile then?

Faces too?

Women have faces?

Some have two."

One for each of their chins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a blatant lie mate but excellent attempt at arse licking.

If you're gonna use that logic are all guys on here handsome too?

All apart from you... face like a melted welly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First thought ooh what a creep then saw the 'hilarous' responses berating the poor chap

You crack on mate. Beats the hateful crap around here

Thank you OP. Have a good day.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I have definitely spotted some mingers. All subjective though.

Did they have a vagina like a discarded kebab that a fox had dragged out of the bin and mauled?

Oi that’s mine. Cheeky blighter"

Stinking of garlic love

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I have definitely spotted some mingers. All subjective though.

Did they have a vagina like a discarded kebab that a fox had dragged out of the bin and mauled?"

Who the fuck discards a Kebab, twats.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I have definitely spotted some mingers. All subjective though.

Did they have a vagina like a discarded kebab that a fox had dragged out of the bin and mauled?

Who the fuck discards a Kebab, twats."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to whoever sees it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to whoever sees it first "

I did!!!!! Me me me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to whoever sees it first

I did!!!!! Me me me!!

Now you have to suck on my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to whoever sees it first

I did!!!!! Me me me!!

Now you have to suck on my penis "

That was a near miss for me.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Me too. Nearly had my eye out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to whoever sees it first

I did!!!!! Me me me!!

Now you have to suck on my penis

That was a near miss for me.

Next time my love !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me too. Nearly had my eye out "

He really needs to be more careful with that thing. Wrap it round your waist a couple of times Bearded. It's like you're twirling a cane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you Swiss Tony OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visit Newton Abbot Wetherspoons OP and let me know if you still have the same opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to whoever sees it first

I did!!!!! Me me me!!

Now you have to suck on my penis "

**where is the watermelon? I’m mixing it up tonight!!

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