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Dating Part 4

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The final part...

Single and looking to date

Let's see if it actually works

If you are looking for this say hi and pm someone on the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you were...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll get in early. I’m single and looking for a man with the sex drive of a Ferrari, but whose internal sat nav only leads to my fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll get in early. I’m single and looking for a man with the sex drive of a Ferrari, but whose internal sat nav only leads to my fanny "
lucked out again on age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh this is still happening lol

I missed the 3rd thread

Just a thought and I know I’m gonna get slammed for this but......is a fab “date” possible? I mean could they give it all up for just one person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhh this is still happening lol

I missed the 3rd thread

Just a thought and I know I’m gonna get slammed for this but......is a fab “date” possible? I mean could they give it all up for just one person? "

Oh I’d give it all up for one person.....for just long enough to convince them that variety is the spice of life .... and then return as a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll get in early. I’m single and looking for a man with the sex drive of a Ferrari, but whose internal sat nav only leads to my fanny lucked out again on age"

Well actually it would be the distance as my upper age limit is negotiable

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’ll get in early. I’m single and looking for a man with the sex drive of a Ferrari, but whose internal sat nav only leads to my fanny "
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that’s ace! Made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhh this is still happening lol

I missed the 3rd thread

Just a thought and I know I’m gonna get slammed for this but......is a fab “date” possible? I mean could they give it all up for just one person?

Oh I’d give it all up for one person.....for just long enough to convince them that variety is the spice of life .... and then return as a couple "

You can't still be eating your way through the tuck shop?

The world's gone mad, I'm sure that by the time you've made a pot of tea the messages will start to flood in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Waves hand in the air I’m in sadly can’t remember the last time I went on a date, about time I put that right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhh this is still happening lol

I missed the 3rd thread

Just a thought and I know I’m gonna get slammed for this but......is a fab “date” possible? I mean could they give it all up for just one person? "

Love plus sexy fun beats NSA every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m open to dating

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

I can't remember the last date I went on

I just remember being handed a cloth and someone asking if it smelt of chloroform.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/06/18 19:15:27]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't remember the last date I went on

I just remember being handed a cloth and someone asking if it smelt of chloroform.

"

*watches as the tumblew.eed rolls by*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/06/18 19:28:09]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't remember the last date I went on

I just remember being handed a cloth and someone asking if it smelt of chloroform.

"

I told you never to speak of this in public or I’ll have to punish you again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't remember the last date I went on

I just remember being handed a cloth and someone asking if it smelt of chloroform.

I told you never to speak of this in public or I’ll have to punish you again "

Rearranges his plans for the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhh this is still happening lol

I missed the 3rd thread

Just a thought and I know I’m gonna get slammed for this but......is a fab “date” possible? I mean could they give it all up for just one person? "

Oh I could. It's finding the one who fits all of each others needs that's the hard part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/06/18 19:37:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't remember the last date I went on

I just remember being handed a cloth and someone asking if it smelt of chloroform.

I told you never to speak of this in public or I’ll have to punish you again

Rearranges his plans for the week "

You wanna smell my rag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well let’s see if something pops up in my radius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My god this was funny last night im back for another giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't remember the last date I went on

I just remember being handed a cloth and someone asking if it smelt of chloroform.

I told you never to speak of this in public or I’ll have to punish you again

Rearranges his plans for the week

You wanna smell my rag? "

I want to do more than just smell it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't remember the last date I went on

I just remember being handed a cloth and someone asking if it smelt of chloroform.

I told you never to speak of this in public or I’ll have to punish you again

Rearranges his plans for the week

You wanna smell my rag?

I want to do more than just smell it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't remember the last date I went on

I just remember being handed a cloth and someone asking if it smelt of chloroform.

I told you never to speak of this in public or I’ll have to punish you again

Rearranges his plans for the week

You wanna smell my rag?

I want to do more than just smell it "

Thought you were a gent last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't remember the last date I went on

I just remember being handed a cloth and someone asking if it smelt of chloroform.

I told you never to speak of this in public or I’ll have to punish you again

Rearranges his plans for the week

You wanna smell my rag?

I want to do more than just smell it

Thought you were a gent last night "

Do I need to go and read the third thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't remember the last date I went on

I just remember being handed a cloth and someone asking if it smelt of chloroform.

I told you never to speak of this in public or I’ll have to punish you again

Rearranges his plans for the week

You wanna smell my rag?

I want to do more than just smell it

Thought you were a gent last night "

Still am

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm in. Just know that if anyone does want to go on a date and we do something competitive... I will win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in. Just know that if anyone does want to go on a date and we do something competitive... I will win. "

Who can pee the highest up a fence?

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Hello - again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello - again "

Hello Booby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm back, cuz the lady I was making flirtyfaces at in Part 3, didn't show up til Part 4 (facepalms).

Yes, you... that local person (sigh)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm in. Just know that if anyone does want to go on a date and we do something competitive... I will win.

Who can pee the highest up a fence? "

In can handstand ya know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in. Just know that if anyone does want to go on a date and we do something competitive... I will win. "

Jammie Dodger eating competion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in. Just know that if anyone does want to go on a date and we do something competitive... I will win.

Who can pee the highest up a fence?

In can handstand ya know."

So can I but does that help or hinder me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in. Just know that if anyone does want to go on a date and we do something competitive... I will win.

Who can pee the highest up a fence?

In can handstand ya know."

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm in. Just know that if anyone does want to go on a date and we do something competitive... I will win.

Jammie Dodger eating competion? "

Oh no. Mint choc chip ice cream yes, jammie dodgers

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm in. Just know that if anyone does want to go on a date and we do something competitive... I will win.

Who can pee the highest up a fence?

In can handstand ya know.

So can I but does that help or hinder me? "

Depends on the angle of your shlong I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in. Just know that if anyone does want to go on a date and we do something competitive... I will win.

Jammie Dodger eating competion?

Oh no. Mint choc chip ice cream yes, jammie dodgers "

As you always win then why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in. Just know that if anyone does want to go on a date and we do something competitive... I will win.

Who can pee the highest up a fence?

In can handstand ya know.

So can I but does that help or hinder me?

Depends on the angle of your shlong I guess."

Well that would depend on whom I’m handstanding next to I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in again...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm dating.

It's lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dating.

It's lovely "

Ohhhh good girl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dating.

It's lovely "

Congratulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This again? I’m out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This again? I’m out "

Next one will be named after you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This again? I’m out

Next one will be named after you lol"
. Then I’ll name one after you, “Finding Pix n Mix a date”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This again? I’m out

Next one will be named after you lol. Then I’ll name one after you, “Finding Pix n Mix a date” "

Pick duh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This again? I’m out

Next one will be named after you lol. Then I’ll name one after you, “Finding Pix n Mix a date”

Pick duh"

Used to find my dates in Woolworths till it got shut down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This again? I’m out

Next one will be named after you lol. Then I’ll name one after you, “Finding Pix n Mix a date”

Pick duh

Used to find my dates in Woolworths till it got shut down "

Wilkos are the pick n mix king now. Over the last bank holiday I got a large cup full for half price at £2. Now that’s a cheap date and worth a visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll date a sloppy bj if ones going.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This again? I’m out

Next one will be named after you lol. Then I’ll name one after you, “Finding Pix n Mix a date”

Pick duh

Used to find my dates in Woolworths till it got shut down

Wilkos are the pick n mix king now. Over the last bank holiday I got a large cup full for half price at £2. Now that’s a cheap date and worth a visit "

Why did i not know this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This again? I’m out

Next one will be named after you lol. Then I’ll name one after you, “Finding Pix n Mix a date”

Pick duh

Used to find my dates in Woolworths till it got shut down

Wilkos are the pick n mix king now. Over the last bank holiday I got a large cup full for half price at £2. Now that’s a cheap date and worth a visit

Why did i not know this? "

Now you know so when you get your next date, take her to Wilkos first for her pick n mix then to the cinema. Cinemas pick n mix cost arm and a leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missed previous, but single and game still to try.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This again? I’m out

Next one will be named after you lol. Then I’ll name one after you, “Finding Pix n Mix a date”

Pick duh

Used to find my dates in Woolworths till it got shut down

Wilkos are the pick n mix king now. Over the last bank holiday I got a large cup full for half price at £2. Now that’s a cheap date and worth a visit

Why did i not know this?

Now you know so when you get your next date, take her to Wilkos first for her pick n mix then to the cinema. Cinemas pick n mix cost arm and a leg. "

I’m off tomorrow so as soon as i wake up I’m heading to Wilko i’ll think of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This again? I’m out

Next one will be named after you lol. Then I’ll name one after you, “Finding Pix n Mix a date”

Pick duh

Used to find my dates in Woolworths till it got shut down

Wilkos are the pick n mix king now. Over the last bank holiday I got a large cup full for half price at £2. Now that’s a cheap date and worth a visit

Why did i not know this?

Now you know so when you get your next date, take her to Wilkos first for her pick n mix then to the cinema. Cinemas pick n mix cost arm and a leg.

I’m off tomorrow so as soon as i wake up I’m heading to Wilko i’ll think of you "

I maybe right behind you stocking up on my vanilla fudge, strawberries, cola bottles, fried eggs, teeth and rainbow frizzy strips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My date fell through already.

Bloody women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My date fell through already.

Bloody women. "

What did she fall though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My date fell through already.

Bloody women. "

Hope she is okay after the fall and not to bloody.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This again? I’m out

Next one will be named after you lol. Then I’ll name one after you, “Finding Pix n Mix a date”

Pick duh

Used to find my dates in Woolworths till it got shut down

Wilkos are the pick n mix king now. Over the last bank holiday I got a large cup full for half price at £2. Now that’s a cheap date and worth a visit

Why did i not know this?

Now you know so when you get your next date, take her to Wilkos first for her pick n mix then to the cinema. Cinemas pick n mix cost arm and a leg.

I’m off tomorrow so as soon as i wake up I’m heading to Wilko i’ll think of you

I maybe right behind you stocking up on my vanilla fudge, strawberries, cola bottles, fried eggs, teeth and rainbow frizzy strips! "

Great choice of pick n mix right there! Don’t forget the white milk bottles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My date fell through already.

Bloody women.

What did she fall though? "

Too far I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahha!!

Can't get child care. We'll reschedule though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahha!!

Can't get child care. We'll reschedule though. "

It worked! (to be confirmed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahha!!

Can't get child care. We'll reschedule though.

It worked! (to be confirmed)"

Do we win a prize??

All expense paid holiday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahha!!

Can't get child care. We'll reschedule though.

It worked! (to be confirmed)

Do we win a prize??

All expense paid holiday? "

At least you got that far though x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahha!!

Can't get child care. We'll reschedule though.

It worked! (to be confirmed)

Do we win a prize??

All expense paid holiday? "

Only if i was Hosting Blind Da Dateeeee lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahha!!

Can't get child care. We'll reschedule though.

It worked! (to be confirmed)

Do we win a prize??

All expense paid holiday?

At least you got that far though x "

Some people just happen to live on the moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahha!!

Can't get child care. We'll reschedule though.

It worked! (to be confirmed)

Do we win a prize??

All expense paid holiday?

At least you got that far though x

Some people just happen to live on the moon "

A road trip is always fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahha!!

Can't get child care. We'll reschedule though.

It worked! (to be confirmed)

Do we win a prize??

All expense paid holiday?

At least you got that far though x

Some people just happen to live on the moon

A road trip is always fun "

Could get a camper van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been dating, still to find my one yet though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the vans a rockin,

Don't come knockin..

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Oh hello part 4!

Will you walk into my parlour?" said the Spider to the Fly,

'Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;

The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,

And I've a many curious things to shew when you are there."

Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "to ask me is in vain,

For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again."

xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh hello part 4!

Will you walk into my parlour?" said the Spider to the Fly,

'Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;

The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,

And I've a many curious things to shew when you are there."

Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "to ask me is in vain,

For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again."

xx"

Beautiful piece of work Spidey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So let me get this straight... there were 3 prior threads where we all said "hello I'm single and interested in dating", looked at each other and thought "nice but too far away"? Oh well... as they say "if what you're doing doesn't return the right results, do it again"

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Oh hello part 4!

Will you walk into my parlour?" said the Spider to the Fly,

'Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;

The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,

And I've a many curious things to shew when you are there."

Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "to ask me is in vain,

For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again."

xx

Beautiful piece of work Spidey "

Oh did I mention Im still in...wiggle wiggle, flicks hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So let me get this straight... there were 3 prior threads where we all said "hello I'm single and interested in dating", looked at each other and thought "nice but too far away"? Oh well... as they say "if what you're doing doesn't return the right results, do it again" "

Try, try, try till you get a date

Rome wasn’t built in a day...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh hello part 4!

Will you walk into my parlour?" said the Spider to the Fly,

'Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;

The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,

And I've a many curious things to shew when you are there."

Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "to ask me is in vain,

For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again."

xx

Beautiful piece of work Spidey

Oh did I mention Im still in...wiggle wiggle, flicks hair "

You didn’t mention Plymouth lol

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"So let me get this straight... there were 3 prior threads where we all said "hello I'm single and interested in dating", looked at each other and thought "nice but too far away"? Oh well... as they say "if what you're doing doesn't return the right results, do it again" "

Not the case young man people move around the sweet shop also new people join in...ever the optimist me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So let me get this straight... there were 3 prior threads where we all said "hello I'm single and interested in dating", looked at each other and thought "nice but too far away"? Oh well... as they say "if what you're doing doesn't return the right results, do it again"

Not the case young man people move around the sweet shop also new people join in...ever the optimist me "

Well my dad has just bought a boat down in....

...Plymouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as we're all so far apart, I wonder if a more useful thread would be one asking how far people would travel for a date.

Whilst I wouldn't necessarily travel very far for a first date (but I might on a whim), I would travel quite far for a second one if the first had been successful. And I'd be quite happy building a relationship over a relative distance over time.

I find people's fixation on finding the love of their life in a 5 mile vicinity a bit ridiculous

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By *urvySweets93Woman
over a year ago

paisley

I’m in!!

Not had very much luck in the dates dept so may as well try here too!

Never know what/who you’ll find! X

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"So let me get this straight... there were 3 prior threads where we all said "hello I'm single and interested in dating", looked at each other and thought "nice but too far away"? Oh well... as they say "if what you're doing doesn't return the right results, do it again"

Not the case young man people move around the sweet shop also new people join in...ever the optimist me

Well my dad has just bought a boat down in....

...Plymouth "

You have cooked your goose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in x

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By *xotic AdventuresMan
over a year ago

London

What the hell I'm in...still looking for that first meet up too....who knows 2 birds one stone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in x"

In and local

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any dates? Any near misses? Any rejections?

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"I'm in. Just know that if anyone does want to go on a date and we do something competitive... I will win.

Who can pee the highest up a fence?

In can handstand ya know.

So can I but does that help or hinder me?

Depends on the angle of your shlong I guess."

The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the lob of the nob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any dates? Any near misses? Any rejections? "

Maybe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any dates? Any near misses? Any rejections? "

Saturday may be back in the pipeline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il have a date im pekkish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any dates? Any near misses? Any rejections? "

Not from here.... But there are possibilities elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any dates? Any near misses? Any rejections?

Not from here.... But there are possibilities elsewhere "

I'm sure you're overwhelmed with offers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any dates? Any near misses? Any rejections?

Not from here.... But there are possibilities elsewhere

I'm sure you're overwhelmed with offers. "

Haha not quite. I'm sure my profile text scares many off .

Love your pictures though. Very nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peers head in.... not as easy so it seems!!!

Wanted not necessarily in this order or all the time a combo would be nice...

Cinema

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Am I being unrealistic??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any dates? Any near misses? Any rejections?

Not from here.... But there are possibilities elsewhere

I'm sure you're overwhelmed with offers.

Haha not quite. I'm sure my profile text scares many off .

Love your pictures though. Very nice! "

I can't see why.

Although I'm maybe crazier than most...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any dates? Any near misses? Any rejections?

Not from here.... But there are possibilities elsewhere

I'm sure you're overwhelmed with offers.

Haha not quite. I'm sure my profile text scares many off .

Love your pictures though. Very nice!

I can't see why.

Although I'm maybe crazier than most... "

Oh. And thank you so much for the lovely compliment.

Yours are beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any dates? Any near misses? Any rejections? "

One rejection, no contact elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peers head in.... not as easy so it seems!!!

Wanted not necessarily in this order or all the time a combo would be nice...

Cinema

Drinks

Connection

Conversation/ laughter/ flirting

Mind blowing sex!!

Am I being unrealistic?? "

Not at all. That's how life should be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Peers head in.... not as easy so it seems!!!

Wanted not necessarily in this order or all the time a combo would be nice...

Cinema

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Mind blowing sex!!

Am I being unrealistic?? "

Don't forget distance

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury


"Any dates? Any near misses? Any rejections? "

Yes actually. Seems these threads really do work

Maybe I should take them more seriously in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any dates? Any near misses? Any rejections?

Not from here.... But there are possibilities elsewhere

I'm sure you're overwhelmed with offers.

Haha not quite. I'm sure my profile text scares many off .

Love your pictures though. Very nice!

I can't see why.

Although I'm maybe crazier than most...

Oh. And thank you so much for the lovely compliment.

Yours are beautiful. "

Thank you . I have spied your profile quite a few times, I have to admit... Thank goodness for stealth mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any dates? Any near misses? Any rejections?

Not from here.... But there are possibilities elsewhere

I'm sure you're overwhelmed with offers.

Haha not quite. I'm sure my profile text scares many off .

Love your pictures though. Very nice!

I can't see why.

Although I'm maybe crazier than most...

Oh. And thank you so much for the lovely compliment.

Yours are beautiful.

Thank you . I have spied your profile quite a few times, I have to admit... Thank goodness for stealth mode "

You've been on my hotlist for months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any dates? Any near misses? Any rejections?

Yes actually. Seems these threads really do work

Maybe I should take them more seriously in future"

Every day is an opportunity! I’m glad that it worked out for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If this gets to Part 5, i get my own tv show...Fabdate. Like Blind Date but better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any dates? Any near misses? Any rejections?

Not from here.... But there are possibilities elsewhere

I'm sure you're overwhelmed with offers.

Haha not quite. I'm sure my profile text scares many off .

Love your pictures though. Very nice!

I can't see why.

Although I'm maybe crazier than most...

Oh. And thank you so much for the lovely compliment.

Yours are beautiful.

Thank you . I have spied your profile quite a few times, I have to admit... Thank goodness for stealth mode

You've been on my hotlist for months. "

You are on mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this gets to Part 5, i get my own tv show...Fabdate. Like Blind Date but better "

There's definitely a market for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peers head in.... not as easy so it seems!!!

Wanted not necessarily in this order or all the time a combo would be nice...

Cinema

Drinks

Connection

Conversation/ laughter/ flirting

Mind blowing sex!!

Am I being unrealistic??

Not at all. That's how life should be. "

Everyone Is so far away!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love a date but maybe too old

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would love a date but maybe too old "

Never too old to Fabdate

Too far away yes maybe but never too old

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If this gets to Part 5, i get my own tv show...Fabdate. Like Blind Date but better

There's definitely a market for it

"

Will contact Channel 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peers head in.... not as easy so it seems!!!

Wanted not necessarily in this order or all the time a combo would be nice...

Cinema

Drinks

Connection

Conversation/ laughter/ flirting

Mind blowing sex!!

Am I being unrealistic??

Not at all. That's how life should be.

Everyone Is so far away!!! x"

That’s so very true! Very few forumites around my area and none looking for dates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll get in early. I’m single and looking for a man with the sex drive of a Ferrari, but whose internal sat nav only leads to my fanny "

Join the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peers head in.... not as easy so it seems!!!

Wanted not necessarily in this order or all the time a combo would be nice...

Cinema

Drinks

Connection

Conversation/ laughter/ flirting

Mind blowing sex!!

Am I being unrealistic??

Not at all. That's how life should be.

Everyone Is so far away!!! x

That’s so very true! Very few forumites around my area and none looking for dates"

Not true.

I just already have one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peers head in.... not as easy so it seems!!!

Wanted not necessarily in this order or all the time a combo would be nice...

Cinema

Drinks

Connection

Conversation/ laughter/ flirting

Mind blowing sex!!

Am I being unrealistic??

Not at all. That's how life should be.

Everyone Is so far away!!! x

That’s so very true! Very few forumites around my area and none looking for dates

Not true.

I just already have one! "

Let me rephrase that to; none that want one with me

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Are we still going. Ill be in the corner eating hob nobs should anyone be interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looking for a co-host for a new TV show called Fabdate, anyone?

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

I'm in

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character


"Are we still going. Ill be in the corner eating hob nobs should anyone be interested "

That's it I'm booking my bike on the train to Plymouth!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Are we still going. Ill be in the corner eating hob nobs should anyone be interested

That's it I'm booking my bike on the train to Plymouth! "
Im liking the bib shorts

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character


"Are we still going. Ill be in the corner eating hob nobs should anyone be interested

That's it I'm booking my bike on the train to Plymouth! Im liking the bib shorts "

I'm liking the tan lines!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Have we all given up

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Are we still going. Ill be in the corner eating hob nobs should anyone be interested

That's it I'm booking my bike on the train to Plymouth! Im liking the bib shorts

I'm liking the tan lines! :-

Thats my go faster stripes D"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have we all given up "

Never give up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried building some rapport before dating? You know- messaging and showing interest in the other person, not just their genitals??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried building some rapport before dating? You know- messaging and showing interest in the other person, not just their genitals??"

Hard to do with people who just delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we all given up "

I have... have you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we all given up

I have... have you? "

Don't give up- Peter Gabriel ft Kate Bush

https://youtu.be/VjEq-r2agqc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have we all given up

I have... have you?

Don't give up- Peter Gabriel ft Kate Bush

https://youtu.be/VjEq-r2agqc"

Why is everyone in the 'East Midlands'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we all given up

I have... have you?

Don't give up- Peter Gabriel ft Kate Bush

https://youtu.be/VjEq-r2agqc"

Soppy...

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Have we all given up

I have... have you? "

Im heading in that direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried building some rapport before dating? You know- messaging and showing interest in the other person, not just their genitals??"
as a rule as mentioned in numerous threads, most times it's delete city , but hey ho, they.dont know what they are missing, and would you really date someone that shallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My date fell through already.

Bloody women.

Hope she is okay after the fall and not to bloody. "

Damn, missed this, if she's still got a pulse send her my way!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Don't give up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we all given up

I have... have you?

Don't give up- Peter Gabriel ft Kate Bush

https://youtu.be/VjEq-r2agqc

Soppy... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we all given up

I have... have you?

Don't give up- Peter Gabriel ft Kate Bush

https://youtu.be/VjEq-r2agqc

Why is everyone in the 'East Midlands' "

The East Midlands covers from just north of London up to just south of Leeds and from Derby to the sea... it’s like on the old maps where they didn’t know what to put so just wrote ‘here be dragons’

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Have we all given up

I have... have you?

Don't give up- Peter Gabriel ft Kate Bush

https://youtu.be/VjEq-r2agqc

Why is everyone in the 'East Midlands'

The East Midlands covers from just north of London up to just south of Leeds and from Derby to the sea... it’s like on the old maps where they didn’t know what to put so just wrote ‘here be dragons’ "

That's pretty huge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have we all given up

I have... have you?

Don't give up- Peter Gabriel ft Kate Bush

https://youtu.be/VjEq-r2agqc

Why is everyone in the 'East Midlands'

The East Midlands covers from just north of London up to just south of Leeds and from Derby to the sea... it’s like on the old maps where they didn’t know what to put so just wrote ‘here be dragons’ "

Oh gee!

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'm still in I'm still looking

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

I’m but doubt it cud happen.

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Anyone in the centeral south coast...

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This way please

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I missed parts 1, 2 and 3 but happy to involve myself in part 4...

Anyone after a Rugby League nut?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

London anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spy with my little i

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Pretty much doomed to singledom, the chances of finding a woman that accepts the lilly side of me are slim to none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we all given up

I have... have you?

Don't give up- Peter Gabriel ft Kate Bush

https://youtu.be/VjEq-r2agqc

Why is everyone in the 'East Midlands'

The East Midlands covers from just north of London up to just south of Leeds and from Derby to the sea... it’s like on the old maps where they didn’t know what to put so just wrote ‘here be dragons’

That's pretty huge."

Thanks for saying

Oh... I see

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I'm still in I'm still looking "

I'm doomed

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Pretty much doomed to singledom, the chances of finding a woman that accepts the lilly side of me are slim to none"

I like the lilly side

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Have we all given up

I have... have you?

Don't give up- Peter Gabriel ft Kate Bush

https://youtu.be/VjEq-r2agqc

Why is everyone in the 'East Midlands'

The East Midlands covers from just north of London up to just south of Leeds and from Derby to the sea... it’s like on the old maps where they didn’t know what to put so just wrote ‘here be dragons’

That's pretty huge.

Thanks for saying

Oh... I see "

Div

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"Pretty much doomed to singledom, the chances of finding a woman that accepts the lilly side of me are slim to none

I like the lilly side "

Made me smile alas, middle earth is a little hard to get too, not sure my combat abilities are up to snuff

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Pretty much doomed to singledom, the chances of finding a woman that accepts the lilly side of me are slim to none

I like the lilly side

Made me smile alas, middle earth is a little hard to get too, not sure my combat abilities are up to snuff"

It's a bit of a trek I must admit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pretty much doomed to singledom, the chances of finding a woman that accepts the lilly side of me are slim to none

I like the lilly side

Made me smile alas, middle earth is a little hard to get too, not sure my combat abilities are up to snuff

It's a bit of a trek I must admit "

That's been the story of this thread, Parts 1,2 and 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peers head in.... not as easy so it seems!!!

Wanted not necessarily in this order or all the time a combo would be nice...

Cinema

Drinks

Connection

Conversation/ laughter/ flirting

Mind blowing sex!!

Am I being unrealistic?? "

No sounds like a cracking way to spend a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peers head in.... not as easy so it seems!!!

Wanted not necessarily in this order or all the time a combo would be nice...

Cinema

Drinks

Connection

Conversation/ laughter/ flirting

Mind blowing sex!!

Am I being unrealistic??

No sounds like a cracking way to spend a day"

It's the perfect way to spend the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone had any more luck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone had any more luck? "

I'm still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not succeeded but I have some nice man friends on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had any more luck?

I'm still here "

So am i

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone had any more luck?

I'm still here

So am i "

But you're in wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had any more luck?

I'm still here

So am i "

If it's any consolation I'd date a few women on this thread, yourself included, but distance is getting between us xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had any more luck?

I'm still here

So am i

But you're in wales "

Yep. The one who had promise fell through haha. I found out he only comes here once a month.... Such is life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had any more luck?

I'm still here

So am i

If it's any consolation I'd date a few women on this thread, yourself included, but distance is getting between us xxx"

Added complication, i haven't yet added a ramp for your mobility scooter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had any more luck?

I'm still here

So am i

If it's any consolation I'd date a few women on this thread, yourself included, but distance is getting between us xxx

Added complication, i haven't yet added a ramp for your mobility scooter "

I've got a dreaded case of manflu today. So not too far off the mark. I'll hire a crew of undertakers to carry me up your stairs (and keep them on wait just in case)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a co-host for a new TV show called Fabdate, anyone? "

If someones up for helping do they get to date the co-host? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking for a co-host for a new TV show called Fabdate, anyone?

If someones up for helping do they get to date the co-host? Asking for a friend"

They most certainly can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had any more luck?

I'm still here

So am i

If it's any consolation I'd date a few women on this thread, yourself included, but distance is getting between us xxx

Added complication, i haven't yet added a ramp for your mobility scooter

I've got a dreaded case of manflu today. So not too far off the mark. I'll hire a crew of undertakers to carry me up your stairs (and keep them on wait just in case) "

Undertakers?? I'll make sure it's a memorable experience, if it's your last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm single and looking for a partner in crime! I'm monogamous when it comes to emotional relationships but open to any type of honest relationship!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peers head in.... not as easy so it seems!!!

Wanted not necessarily in this order or all the time a combo would be nice...

Cinema

Drinks

Connection

Conversation/ laughter/ flirting

Mind blowing sex!!

Am I being unrealistic??

No sounds like a cracking way to spend a day

It's the perfect way to spend the day "

I think so too but had no offers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had any more luck? "

I’ve been chatting as a result of this thread so if nothing else made connections.

Distance is such a problem for many people though. My last relationship lasted for nearly 2 years and we lived 80 miles apart, you make it work if you want it. I think it’s just about making the connection and going with it

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By *heangelWoman
over a year ago

wonderland

Still here single as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star Trek Transporters can't arrive soon enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had any more luck?

I’ve been chatting as a result of this thread so if nothing else made connections.

Distance is such a problem for many people though. My last relationship lasted for nearly 2 years and we lived 80 miles apart, you make it work if you want it. I think it’s just about making the connection and going with it"

I understand that. If you can make that distance work it's great . With me, distance would be an issue, because I'd not be able to travel myself. Expecting someone to constantly do the leg work to get to where i am would be too one sided. I'd feel guilty, i think.

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