FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can say to your pet but not your partner

By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Who's a good girl

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

If you shit on the stairs again your fucking dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'll do pig, That'll do.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fetch!

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Out here on the beach you can sniff any arse you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get back in your cage!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Who's a good girl "

I love when people say I am a good girl

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Will you please stop licking your balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See who loves you best.

Lock your missus and your dog in the boot of your car.

After an hour open it and see who's more pleased to see you.

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By *vesham cplCouple
over a year ago

Evesham

Will you get your face out of my fucking crotch.....

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Would you learn to use the fkn litter tray instead of the carpet?!!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"See who loves you best.

Lock your missus and your dog in the boot of your car.

After an hour open it and see who's more pleased to see you.

Winner

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

For fucks sake, stop shitting in next doors garden - I would hope I’d never have to say that to a partner anyway

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"For fucks sake, stop shitting in next doors garden - I would hope I’d never have to say that to a partner anyway

Reminds me of Me, Myself and Irene

Want a bone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewww... what the fuck have you been rolling in?"

"We are going to the v.e.t. to get you fixed."

"It's no use playing dead, you aren't getting any treats."

"Stop humping the vicar's leg!"

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Get off the postman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God i wish you'd stop trailing your ass along the ground when we're out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop licking my crotch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop drinking out of the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off the couch you hairy arsed bitch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear to god, if you jump on the bed again, you are out the fucking door!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Who wants their fat tumtum rubbed then, who does, who want it rubbed

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Go smell his arse while i talk to her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See who loves you best.

Lock your missus and your dog in the boot of your car.

After an hour open it and see who's more pleased to see you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off!

Stop licking my feet.

Down.

You are not sleeping on the bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop dragging your arse along the carpet!!!!

Mrs x

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