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Things NOT to say at a orgy?

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By *itty9899 OP   Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Do you come here often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna go for a drink afterwards

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

The Doctor said after 7 days I’ll be completely clear.....

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Is it just the two of us then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone did remember to invite some women?

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By *inky kissersCouple
over a year ago

South East

Is this what they call an orgy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got stage fright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull my finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands off she's mine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to stir my porridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So where exactly is your gas meter then?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I knew the sprouts were a bad idea

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

How'd you like to get pregnant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whose arse did I just lose my wedding ring up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry left my teeth at home. Gummy bj anyone

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Right wheres the buffett .

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By *inky kissersCouple
over a year ago

South East

Minicab for dirty filthy slut and Horace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum where's Dad gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who did I come with XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s finger is this?

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Hyderabad India

It’s Ramadan lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just the two of us then "

Not as bad as Hello! Is there anyone there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So nice to meet the rest of the family

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

Y has that lady got blue balls

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Your mum was here last week, right dirty cow she was.

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By *inky kissersCouple
over a year ago

South East


"Mum where's Dad gone? "

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By *inky kissersCouple
over a year ago

South East

"Jeeves, be a good chap and pop that condom on."

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By *uffdiver6996Man
over a year ago

North Dorset

Don't worry all you will feel is a little prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an idea...anyone seen the The Human Centipede?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an idea...anyone seen the The Human Centipede?"

Too funny. You win

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By *inky kissersCouple
over a year ago

South East

Has anyone seen my bike?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an idea...anyone seen the The Human Centipede?

Too funny. You win"

Yay!

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Hi Mum and Dad! When did I give you a key?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errr, when you asked me what I wanted for my birthday I said CORGI...

I just wanted a dog like the dear old Queen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'is it in yet'

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"No no stop please stop a minte I need to fart!"

(Actually heard a woman say thing mid gangbang whilst being eaten )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we hurry up, Match of the Day starts in a minute"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""No no stop please stop a minte I need to fart!"

(Actually heard a woman say thing mid gangbang whilst being eaten )"

That's gotta kill the mood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has somebody farted or is that your breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errr, when you asked me what I wanted for my birthday I said CORGI...

I just wanted a dog like the dear old Queen!

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That's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh oh (Rainman style)

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Will the owner of the black Mercedes, who’s blocking the grey Volkswagen that’s blocking the red Peugeot that’s blocking the white Honda please report to reception..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will the owner of the black Mercedes, who’s blocking the grey Volkswagen that’s blocking the red Peugeot that’s blocking the white Honda please report to reception.."

Fuck! Who took my keys from the bowl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errr, when you asked me what I wanted for my birthday I said CORGI...

I just wanted a dog like the dear old Queen!

That's hilarious "

My dream is to make a lady laugh hard enough to snap her knicker elastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s made holes in the condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Wait stop I had a watch on before we started, who's ticking?

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By *inky kissersCouple
over a year ago

South East


"Wait stop I had a watch on before we started, who's ticking? "

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