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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Phwarrr, I don't know about you but I deffo would the man that wants to but me shoes!!!

And I don't even like coffee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh most def....oh for a bit of french to go with the coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I hav'nt seen that one but I did giggle at the Aldi one with the parrot earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And him with the rubber gloves ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Aldi's one with the two kids and the chocolate reindeer.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I must start watching TV, if only for the adverts

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I must start watching TV, if only for the adverts"

and X Factor, Strictly, I'm a celeb.... walk towards the light, walk towards the light.... join us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i put my order into santa for him..mmmmm hes yummmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't seen that advert but I'd do any man who buys me a pair of shoes!!! Ms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't seen that advert but I'd do any man who buys me a pair of shoes!!! Ms

do they have to be posh ones or can i just pop into wynsors world of plastic on my way down ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seen this last night ........ can see your point , thought oh dear here we go women are going to watching this a lot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he looks like me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't seen that advert but I'd do any man who buys me a pair of shoes!!! Ms

do they have to be posh ones or can i just pop into wynsors world of plastic on my way down ?"

Lol, posh ones and no flat heels else I'll block and report you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't seen that advert but I'd do any man who buys me a pair of shoes!!! Ms

do they have to be posh ones or can i just pop into wynsors world of plastic on my way down ?

Lol, posh ones and no flat heels else I'll block and report you!!

oh fkin 'ell - i had my eye on a pair of shocking pink fake crocs that i thought would have looked bloody lovely on ya

back to the drawing board again - humph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs???? Those disgusting plastic clog type pathetic excuse for shoes?? wash your mouth out! *shudder*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocs???? Those disgusting plastic clog type pathetic excuse for shoes?? wash your mouth out! *shudder*

so you're saying my fetish is no right then ?

a lady in sexy lingerie and stockings with hold ups, carried off with two pieces of flourescent moulded plastic on her feet

if she's singing 'a little mouse with clogs on' too then i'm just driven right over the edge

you make me feel like i'm some sort of weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not some sort of weirdo........you're a fully paid up member of the weirdo club!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're not some sort of weirdo........you're a fully paid up member of the weirdo club!!!

I am not and neither will I ever be, a mason !

If I want my nipples tweeked, I just have to search for the right profiles on here

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"I haven't seen that advert but I'd do any man who buys me a pair of shoes!!! Ms

What size shoe do you take

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I must start watching TV, if only for the adverts

and X Factor, Strictly, I'm a celeb.... walk towards the light, walk towards the light.... join us

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't seen that advert but I'd do any man who buys me a pair of shoes!!! Ms

What size shoe do you take

Size 3! I've got lickle feet and hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And him with the rubber gloves ,

Sweet - in a deliciously pervy way !

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