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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was one of me favorite funny records of my childhood what funny songs or adverts stick in your mind from ya younger days ?? xx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Ernie

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

The Streak

Don't look Ethel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lily the Pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they called it the streak..

The fastest thing on two feet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one potato two patato 3 patato 4 ..

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

"one potato two patato 3 patato 4 .. "

5 potato 6 potato 7 potato.. more x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shut upper your face!

hey what's the matter you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Old Fashioned Millionaire' by Eartha Kit

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Bridget the Midget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lily the Pink"

The saviour of the human ra-a-accceee

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Lily the Pink

The saviour of the human ra-a-accceee

we used to sing that at school

from the charts i used to love Cotton Eye Joe, and Star Trekking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camoflauge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolly Partons tits = Chubby Brown

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By *hris633Man
over a year ago

oldham

Magic Roundabout....Jasper Carrot

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Adverts from my (misspent) youth

I'm a secret lemonade drinker....

Watch out, watch out, there's a Humphrey about......

They peel them with their metal knives....

Name that ad.... answers on a forum post

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Adverts from my (misspent) youth

I'm a secret lemonade drinker....

Watch out, watch out, there's a Humphrey about......

They peel them with their metal knives....

Name that ad.... answers on a forum post

the posh threads over there....we didnt have a TV.

well, not so sure about one brother but that was later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bantam Cock...

(Thackery)

Elements...

(Lehrer)

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Adverts from my (misspent) youth

I'm a secret lemonade drinker....

Watch out, watch out, there's a Humphrey about......

They peel them with their metal knives....

Name that ad.... answers on a forum post

the posh threads over there....we didnt have a TV.

well, not so sure about one brother but that was later. "

heehee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adverts from my (misspent) youth

I'm a secret lemonade drinker....

Watch out, watch out, there's a Humphrey about......

They peel them with their metal knives....

Name that ad.... answers on a forum post

R Whites... Milk... Smash...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For mash.. get Smash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They peel them with their metal knives.... Name that ad.... answers on a forum post

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The old smash powdered mashed tattie ads.

This dirty song I remember from school was sung to the tune of 'only you' I think? By the flying pickets. I was looking from a window above , some fucker gave me a shove, i was falling, fell about 53 feet, with a splat on the street, all I needed was a hospital bed, shagged the nurse untill her fanny was red, and all I ever knew..............my balls turned blue! Ahh,sweet memories.We used to roll about helpless with laughter singing that,innocent times lol!

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Fred Wedlock - Oldest swinger in town

Case of life imitating art now !!!

Rhett

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aside from the "classic" Star Trekkin by The Firm, my gran used to have a track called Big Six by Judge Dread.

For a pre-teen, the line "The ball rolled up his trouser leg, and stumped his middle wicket", was just pure comedy gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

barbie girl & the smurf albums that came out around 97

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer ads "Bet he drinks carling black label"

Stones, the only beer to be marooned with

Hofmeister, hey! Follow the bear

Double Diamond works wonders, works wonders

And not forgetting the Hamlet cigar ads with Gregor Fisher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gordon is a moron - Jilted John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Al Wilson - The Snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Al Wilson - The Snake "

Class Track!

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

Jake the Peg - Rolf Harris

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

I remember going to see the Banana Splits at the local theatre.

Loved them.

1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4, 4 banana, 6 banana, 7 banana more

la, la, la, la, la, la, la

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Streak

Don't look Ethel"

That was out the same year as My Ding-a-ling!

1974 if my memory is right,

Showing my age, and that of others to mention these songs!! (sorry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic Roundabout....Jasper Carrot

with funky moped on the other side of record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shut upper your face!

hey what's the matter you!"

Believe it or not, that song stopped John Lennon's Imagine from reaching number 1 !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gordon is a moron - Jilted John"

i'll tell him lol ... he lives near us & drinks in our pub.... real name graham fellowes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Talk - Captain Sensible.

(And one of the finest guitarists ever!!)

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

"Gordon is a moron - Jilted John

i'll tell him lol ... he lives near us & drinks in our pub.... real name graham fellowes"

AKA John Shuttleworth

Another....

The Macc Lad's - Sweaty Betty !

For those of you who may not have the pleasure of this classic....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-n_eqW1qoM

Rhett

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gordon is a moron - Jilted John

i'll tell him lol ... he lives near us & drinks in our pub.... real name graham fellowes"

Fantastic...love the line "I was so upset I cried all the way to the chip shop"...as you do, lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mac Davis. Hard to be humble.

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