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"Scrambled eggs, bacon and avocado. On black rye bread. But I'm at work, so don't need one of those little tray thingies. Sending hugs of gratitude." At work - that’s not good. I’ll bring it to you in a wicker picnic basket complete with chequered table cloth. | |||
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"A lark sarnie please, go easy on the ketchup though "Poor little larks. Request denied and, for your cruelty, you get Tesco Value Porridge made with water. | |||
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"Sore head so am just drinking iron bru don't think I can face food "I’ll bring you paracetamol and an eye-mask. | |||
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"A lark sarnie please, go easy on the ketchup though
Poor little larks. Request denied and, for your cruelty, you get Tesco Value Porridge made with water. "Four And Twenty Blackbirds: NB BoCoCa & Gowanus www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzfeyFRsVM8 | |||
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"A lark sarnie please, go easy on the ketchup though
Poor little larks. Request denied and, for your cruelty, you get Tesco Value Porridge made with water.
Four And Twenty Blackbirds: NB BoCoCa & Gowanus
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzfeyFRsVM8"Mmmmm. Need apple pie. Is 5:38am too early for apple pie? | |||
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"Lovely juicy Pie" Lark or Blackbird though? | |||
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"I’m finishing a nightshift so I’ll take anything at the moment. Please and thanks " Saying please, combined with being cute and having a beard, will get you everywhere. I’ll bring you hash browns, fried eggs, sausage and tomatoes. And lashings of tea.  | |||
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"Pancakes with bacon and maple syrup please mmmmmmm" Good call! They’ll be with you, along with strong coffee, in a few minutes. | |||
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"Lovely juicy Pie" Juicy, creamy, pie. Juicy cream-pie. Wait a minute... | |||
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"Lovely juicy Pie Lark or Blackbird though? " Don’t make me send you more water-porridge. | |||
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"I’m finishing a nightshift so I’ll take anything at the moment. Please and thanks Saying please, combined with being cute and having a beard, will get you everywhere. I’ll bring you hash browns, fried eggs, sausage and tomatoes. And lashings of tea. "How very kind. And what would you like in return? | |||
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"Lovely juicy Pie Lark or Blackbird though? Don’t make me send you more water-porridge. " No worries, I'll just braise ma budgie. | |||
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"Morning Mrs, just a bacon butty for me please "Coming right up. On fluffy fresh bread with your choice of ketchup or brown sauce. | |||
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"Morning Mrs, just a bacon butty for me please
Coming right up. On fluffy fresh bread with your choice of ketchup or brown sauce. "Oh it has to be Brown sauce | |||
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"I’m finishing a nightshift so I’ll take anything at the moment. Please and thanks Saying please, combined with being cute and having a beard, will get you everywhere. I’ll bring you hash browns, fried eggs, sausage and tomatoes. And lashings of tea.
How very kind. And what would you like in return? "Cambridge to be nearer to Southport! | |||
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"Morning Mrs, just a bacon butty for me please
Coming right up. On fluffy fresh bread with your choice of ketchup or brown sauce.
Oh it has to be Brown sauce "Correct.  | |||
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"Full Scottish Breakfast Please .. Bacon, Square Sausage, Link Sausage, Potato Scone, Black Pudding, Beans, Toast and a Pot of Tea .. Oh and a Tunnocks Caramel Wafer as well please "That’s the most Scottish breakfast ever. I will deliver it, wearing a kilt, and then toss your caber. | |||
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"Morning. Rib eye, med rare, 2 eggs over medium, crispy hash browns, Tall black coffee. Do we have a choice in how it's served?" It’s a tall order for a veggie chef, but I’m nothing if not flexible! How would you like it served? | |||
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"De-caffeinated half caff with a twist of lemon, stirred anti clockwise and the colour of a twix xGx"Got it. Lemonade stirred clockwise with a Twix in it coming up. | |||
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"I’m finishing a nightshift so I’ll take anything at the moment. Please and thanks Saying please, combined with being cute and having a beard, will get you everywhere. I’ll bring you hash browns, fried eggs, sausage and tomatoes. And lashings of tea.
How very kind. And what would you like in return?
Cambridge to be nearer to Southport!
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"De-caffeinated half caff with a twist of lemon, stirred anti clockwise and the colour of a twix xGx
Got it. Lemonade stirred clockwise with a Twix in it coming up. "Fabulous service! I'll be sure to leave a tip and a good review on trip advisor  xGx | |||
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"I’m finishing a nightshift so I’ll take anything at the moment. Please and thanks Saying please, combined with being cute and having a beard, will get you everywhere. I’ll bring you hash browns, fried eggs, sausage and tomatoes. And lashings of tea.
How very kind. And what would you like in return?
Cambridge to be nearer to Southport!
For that I can only apologise. "Apology in person I hope! | |||
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"De-caffeinated half caff with a twist of lemon, stirred anti clockwise and the colour of a twix xGx
Got it. Lemonade stirred clockwise with a Twix in it coming up.
Fabulous service! I'll be sure to leave a tip and a good review on trip advisor xGx"I thank you! | |||
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"I’m finishing a nightshift so I’ll take anything at the moment. Please and thanks Saying please, combined with being cute and having a beard, will get you everywhere. I’ll bring you hash browns, fried eggs, sausage and tomatoes. And lashings of tea.
How very kind. And what would you like in return?
Cambridge to be nearer to Southport!
For that I can only apologise.
Apology in person I hope! "A grovelling & unreserved one at that. | |||
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"Toasted teacakes with butter and a pot of tea would be amazing please x" Certainly. I’ll butter them right to the edges and delivery them hot. | |||
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"Could I also have what Miss Rubidoux has ordered please, I think if everyone orders the same your morning would be less stressful although if you get bored may I suggest a live band in the kitchen of your liking " You certainly can! Thank you for your concern. Can I have The Proclaimers? Now I’ve perfected a Scottish breakfast, I’ll be able to make them feel at home. | |||
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"Full Scottish Breakfast Please .. Bacon, Square Sausage, Link Sausage, Potato Scone, Black Pudding, Beans, Toast and a Pot of Tea .. Oh and a Tunnocks Caramel Wafer as well please
That’s the most Scottish breakfast ever. I will deliver it, wearing a kilt, and then toss your caber. "Sounds wonderful to me, let's do lunch and dinner as well | |||
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"Full Scottish Breakfast Please .. Bacon, Square Sausage, Link Sausage, Potato Scone, Black Pudding, Beans, Toast and a Pot of Tea .. Oh and a Tunnocks Caramel Wafer as well please
That’s the most Scottish breakfast ever. I will deliver it, wearing a kilt, and then toss your caber.
Sounds wonderful to me, let's do lunch and dinner as well "If your caber’s up to it. | |||
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"Toast and marmite please "A controversial choice. I’ll make it but I’ll judge you. | |||
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"Could I have Scotch Pancakes with crispy bacon and maple syrup drizzled over them please. Plus a pot of breakfast tea." Certainly! Fluffy and hot! | |||
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"Full Scottish Breakfast Please .. Bacon, Square Sausage, Link Sausage, Potato Scone, Black Pudding, Beans, Toast and a Pot of Tea .. Oh and a Tunnocks Caramel Wafer as well please
That’s the most Scottish breakfast ever. I will deliver it, wearing a kilt, and then toss your caber.
Sounds wonderful to me, let's do lunch and dinner as well
If your caber’s up to it. "Wonderful Mrs Trellis, thank you xx | |||
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"I’m up with the larks so I’m taking breakfast orders. Place your order here and I’ll deliver it to you, in bed, on one of those little trays with legs. What can I get you? " Um, can I have tea and porridge, with sliced banana on top of the porridge please, thank you kindly ?! | |||
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"I’m up with the larks so I’m taking breakfast orders. Place your order here and I’ll deliver it to you, in bed, on one of those little trays with legs. What can I get you? Um, can I have tea and porridge, with sliced banana on top of the porridge please, thank you kindly ?!" You certainly can. That’s a worryingly healthy option on a Sunday morning so I’ll stick a Toffee Crisp on the side just in case. | |||
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"I’m up with the larks so I’m taking breakfast orders. Place your order here and I’ll deliver it to you, in bed, on one of those little trays with legs. What can I get you? Um, can I have tea and porridge, with sliced banana on top of the porridge please, thank you kindly ?! You certainly can. That’s a worryingly healthy option on a Sunday morning so I’ll stick a Toffee Crisp on the side just in case. " Oh lovely! | |||
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"Eggs benedict please." Of course... (*Googles frantically*) | |||
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"Any of the Halo Top ice creams would do nicely thank you." I’ll deliver them in a cool box! | |||
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"Please may I have a proper coffee... (latte) and a fruit salad... and a cuddle! Thank you! X" Absolutely. Hugs are a speciality! | |||
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"Mrs T, can I trouble you for a strong coffee and do you have any lazy Sunday cuddles on the menu or is it just food only? Mrs x" Cuddles and coffee all round. Maybe we could have a big group cuddle...  | |||
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"Oh and if you have a spare cuddle that would be lovely. Could i borrow one today, and I'll return it tomorrow? Polly xx" I will make your fancy healthy breakfast and drive you to the cuddle-fest. | |||
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"Oh and if you have a spare cuddle that would be lovely. Could i borrow one today, and I'll return it tomorrow? Polly xx" If the cuddle bar is open I'm ravenous this morning.  | |||
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"Oh and if you have a spare cuddle that would be lovely. Could i borrow one today, and I'll return it tomorrow? Polly xx If the cuddle bar is open I'm ravenous this morning. "Consider yourself cuddled! | |||
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"Breakfast service is now over!!! Have a lovely afternoon. "  | |||
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"Any of the Halo Top ice creams would do nicely thank you. I’ll deliver them in a cool box! " Thanks! | |||
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