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Strictly Fun and Frolics with Mistress and Friends.Jumbo sausage eddition.BYO Peas and Gravy.#122

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

sami is cooking the sausages

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami is cooking the sausages "

Actually I have cooked the sausages, they are apricot and coriander

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"sami is cooking the sausages

Actually I have cooked the sausages, they are apricot and coriander "

ooooo wot they like

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"sami is cooking the sausages "

Phew! Her kitchen will survive!

Evenin' all.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami is cooking the sausages

Actually I have cooked the sausages, they are apricot and coriander ooooo wot they like"

Very sweet

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami is cooking the sausages

Phew! Her kitchen will survive!

Evenin' all."

Evening Iain

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"sami is cooking the sausages

Actually I have cooked the sausages, they are apricot and coriander ooooo wot they like"

Need new specs?

They have Apricot and Coriander mixed in!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"sami is cooking the sausages

Actually I have cooked the sausages, they are apricot and coriander ooooo wot they like

Very sweet "

will look out for them

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"sami is cooking the sausages

Phew! Her kitchen will survive!

Evenin' all.

Evening Iain "

Hi. Shouldn't have much to do tonight as hotel fairly quiet.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Who are we going to recruit to replace Mistress?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i like the cumberland ones from the co op

and richmond ones for the bbq

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami is cooking the sausages

Actually I have cooked the sausages, they are apricot and coriander ooooo wot they like

Very sweet will look out for them"

They are lovely. Our local butcher does all sorts, my favourite is balsamic vinegar and spring onion

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"i like the cumberland ones from the co op

and richmond ones for the bbq"

Mmm love Cumberland too

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"sami is cooking the sausages

Actually I have cooked the sausages, they are apricot and coriander ooooo wot they like

Very sweet will look out for them

They are lovely. Our local butcher does all sorts, my favourite is balsamic vinegar and spring onion "

mmmmm

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who are we going to recruit to replace Mistress?"

We're not Iain, Voddy and I will do a job share

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

omg you know who is playing with buzzy things plugged into the leccy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"omg you know who is playing with buzzy things plugged into the leccy"

Not bert

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"omg you know who is playing with buzzy things plugged into the leccy

Not bert "

not bert she got the idea from the yorkshire vet

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"omg you know who is playing with buzzy things plugged into the leccy

Not bert not bert she got the idea from the yorkshire vet "

Uh OH....not good...

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"sami is cooking the sausages

Actually I have cooked the sausages, they are apricot and coriander ooooo wot they like

Very sweet will look out for them

They are lovely. Our local butcher does all sorts, my favourite is balsamic vinegar and spring onion mmmmm"

At our hotel, we have Sausages made by one of the local Butchers; full of meat, a little spice and look so darn good when cooked. Guests love them!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami is cooking the sausages

Actually I have cooked the sausages, they are apricot and coriander ooooo wot they like

Very sweet will look out for them

They are lovely. Our local butcher does all sorts, my favourite is balsamic vinegar and spring onion mmmmm

At our hotel, we have Sausages made by one of the local Butchers; full of meat, a little spice and look so darn good when cooked. Guests love them!"

Can't beat local produce

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"omg you know who is playing with buzzy things plugged into the leccy"

Buzzy things?

Covers a multitude of things, doesn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"sami is cooking the sausages

Actually I have cooked the sausages, they are apricot and coriander ooooo wot they like

Very sweet will look out for them

They are lovely. Our local butcher does all sorts, my favourite is balsamic vinegar and spring onion mmmmm

At our hotel, we have Sausages made by one of the local Butchers; full of meat, a little spice and look so darn good when cooked. Guests love them!

Can't beat local produce "

Agreed. In middle of last year, owners decided to downgrade some of Breakfast items with Supermarket grade stuff.

They reversed that idea as soon as the complaints & negative reviews flowed in!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening everyone."

Evening Jay

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening jay welcome x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami is cooking the sausages

Actually I have cooked the sausages, they are apricot and coriander ooooo wot they like

Very sweet will look out for them

They are lovely. Our local butcher does all sorts, my favourite is balsamic vinegar and spring onion mmmmm

At our hotel, we have Sausages made by one of the local Butchers; full of meat, a little spice and look so darn good when cooked. Guests love them!

Can't beat local produce

Agreed. In middle of last year, owners decided to downgrade some of Breakfast items with Supermarket grade stuff.

They reversed that idea as soon as the complaints & negative reviews flowed in!

"

Not surprised

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

damm i fancy a sausage sarnie now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening jay welcome x"

I'm sure Jay had a face when he came in

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"damm i fancy a sausage sarnie now"

That's actually what I had. Hubby had the mash and little peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, can't flipping sleep

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all, can't flipping sleep "
you need a purring bert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need sex. That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all, can't flipping sleep

you need a purring bert"

I did manage another couple of hours. I used to have a purrer, but he died just over 8 years ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I need sex. That is all."

We can offer jumbo sausages, peas and gravy....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all, can't flipping sleep you need a purring bert"

Lovely bert

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all, can't flipping sleep

you need a purring bert

I did manage another couple of hours. I used to have a purrer, but he died just over 8 years ago "

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all, can't flipping sleep you need a purring bert

Lovely bert "

hes on top the shed viewing his kingdom and winding up next doors dog lol

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all, can't flipping sleep you need a purring bert

Lovely bert hes on top the shed viewing his kingdom and winding up next doors dog lol"

Haha, he's a cheeky chappie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel proper fed up today but don't know why. No reason to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need sex. That is all.

We can offer jumbo sausages, peas and gravy.... "

That'll do!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I feel proper fed up today but don't know why. No reason to be "

Ah bless you. I'm like that sometimes, can't always put your finger on it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I need sex. That is all.

We can offer jumbo sausages, peas and gravy....

That'll do! "

Ok..pull a chair up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel proper fed up today but don't know why. No reason to be

Ah bless you. I'm like that sometimes, can't always put your finger on it "

Had more bad news about my dad this week and I guess at the weekend you slow down and have a chance to think about things...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I feel proper fed up today but don't know why. No reason to be

Ah bless you. I'm like that sometimes, can't always put your finger on it

Had more bad news about my dad this week and I guess at the weekend you slow down and have a chance to think about things... "

I'm sorry to hear that and yes, you do think about things when you have more time on your hands...{{hugs}}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel proper fed up today but don't know why. No reason to be

Ah bless you. I'm like that sometimes, can't always put your finger on it

Had more bad news about my dad this week and I guess at the weekend you slow down and have a chance to think about things...

I'm sorry to hear that and yes, you do think about things when you have more time on your hands...{{hugs}}"

Thank you lovely lady

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I feel proper fed up today but don't know why. No reason to be

Ah bless you. I'm like that sometimes, can't always put your finger on it

Had more bad news about my dad this week and I guess at the weekend you slow down and have a chance to think about things...

I'm sorry to hear that and yes, you do think about things when you have more time on your hands...{{hugs}}

Thank you lovely lady "

You're welcome sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is your day otherwise? Mine has been busy with chores and stuff

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"How is your day otherwise? Mine has been busy with chores and stuff "

Yes busy in the garden, we have a large garden and have to be out there everyday to maintain it, we both enjoy it anyway

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


""
boo

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"boo"

Ooh....you tinker, you made me jump!..

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"boo

Ooh....you tinker, you made me jump!.. "

so sorry ere have a instant and a muffin

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"boo

Ooh....you tinker, you made me jump!.. so sorry ere have a instant and a muffin"

Ooh...Lovely...

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"boo

Ooh....you tinker, you made me jump!.. so sorry ere have a instant and a muffin

Ooh...Lovely... "

ur little mate helped make em

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"boo

Ooh....you tinker, you made me jump!.. so sorry ere have a instant and a muffin

Ooh...Lovely... ur little mate helped make em"

Bless....I love him....

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"boo

Ooh....you tinker, you made me jump!.. so sorry ere have a instant and a muffin

Ooh...Lovely... ur little mate helped make em

Bless....I love him.... "

he fluffs up when i say aunty sami

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

finks sami has conked

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"finks sami has conked "

Sorry sweetie, I did how are you today?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"finks sami has conked

Sorry sweetie, I did how are you today? "

morning sami have docs at lunchtime as bp has gone through the roof again

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"finks sami has conked

Sorry sweetie, I did how are you today? morning sami have docs at lunchtime as bp has gone through the roof again "

Oh gosh, bless you. Let me know how you get on

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"finks sami has conked

Sorry sweetie, I did how are you today? morning sami have docs at lunchtime as bp has gone through the roof again

Oh gosh, bless you. Let me know how you get on "

i will do is the kettle on

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"finks sami has conked

Sorry sweetie, I did how are you today? morning sami have docs at lunchtime as bp has gone through the roof again

Oh gosh, bless you. Let me know how you get on i will do is the kettle on "

Yep, just making instant for you....scrambled eggs or boiled?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"finks sami has conked

Sorry sweetie, I did how are you today? morning sami have docs at lunchtime as bp has gone through the roof again

Oh gosh, bless you. Let me know how you get on i will do is the kettle on

Yep, just making instant for you....scrambled eggs or boiled? "

dont mind ether

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"finks sami has conked

Sorry sweetie, I did how are you today? morning sami have docs at lunchtime as bp has gone through the roof again

Oh gosh, bless you. Let me know how you get on i will do is the kettle on

Yep, just making instant for you....scrambled eggs or boiled? dont mind ether"

I'll do both and we can share...here's your coffee

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"finks sami has conked

Sorry sweetie, I did how are you today? morning sami have docs at lunchtime as bp has gone through the roof again

Oh gosh, bless you. Let me know how you get on i will do is the kettle on

Yep, just making instant for you....scrambled eggs or boiled? dont mind ether

I'll do both and we can share...here's your coffee "

oooooo thankyou has nigel taken hubby for a walk

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"finks sami has conked

Sorry sweetie, I did how are you today? morning sami have docs at lunchtime as bp has gone through the roof again

Oh gosh, bless you. Let me know how you get on i will do is the kettle on

Yep, just making instant for you....scrambled eggs or boiled? dont mind ether

I'll do both and we can share...here's your coffee oooooo thankyou has nigel taken hubby for a walk"

Yep, just gone, I've put their hats on, in case the sun comes out, not much chance at the moment!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Grabs hold of sami and waltzes round you never know we might get picked

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Grabs hold of sami and waltzes round you never know we might get picked "

They keep on about same sex couples, shall we apply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much prefer to eat a pie

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Much prefer to eat a pie "

Any particular pie, I like apple

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok, Voddy, off to see my dad with my little sister, will catch you later! xxx

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Grabs hold of sami and waltzes round you never know we might get picked

They keep on about same sex couples, shall we apply? "

already have done

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Grabs hold of sami and waltzes round you never know we might get picked

They keep on about same sex couples, shall we apply? already have done "

I'll start getting the frocks sorted....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok, this evening I'm cooking chicken and bacon kievs, salmon and herb fish cakes, baby new potatoes, from our garden and petit pois (they're little peas..for those that don't know!)

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Ok, this evening I'm cooking chicken and bacon kievs, salmon and herb fish cakes, baby new potatoes, from our garden and petit pois (they're little peas..for those that don't know!) "
and wot wee having for afters

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

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"Ok, this evening I'm cooking chicken and bacon kievs, salmon and herb fish cakes, baby new potatoes, from our garden and petit pois (they're little peas..for those that don't know!) and wot wee having for afters "

Ooh bit late but I still have some Apple pie and custard if you would like that

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Ok, this evening I'm cooking chicken and bacon kievs, salmon and herb fish cakes, baby new potatoes, from our garden and petit pois (they're little peas..for those that don't know!) and wot wee having for afters

Ooh bit late but I still have some Apple pie and custard if you would like that "

yummy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok, this evening I'm cooking chicken and bacon kievs, salmon and herb fish cakes, baby new potatoes, from our garden and petit pois (they're little peas..for those that don't know!) and wot wee having for afters

Ooh bit late but I still have some Apple pie and custard if you would like that yummy "

Up the table then

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Ok, this evening I'm cooking chicken and bacon kievs, salmon and herb fish cakes, baby new potatoes, from our garden and petit pois (they're little peas..for those that don't know!) and wot wee having for afters

Ooh bit late but I still have some Apple pie and custard if you would like that yummy

Up the table then "

wouldent a chair be better

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok, this evening I'm cooking chicken and bacon kievs, salmon and herb fish cakes, baby new potatoes, from our garden and petit pois (they're little peas..for those that don't know!) and wot wee having for afters

Ooh bit late but I still have some Apple pie and custard if you would like that yummy

Up the table then wouldent a chair be better "

Haha

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

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bert is chasing a moth so funny as he keeps missing it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"bert is chasing a moth so funny as he keeps missing it"

Love Bert, give him a snuggly kiss from me xxx

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"bert is chasing a moth so funny as he keeps missing it

Love Bert, give him a snuggly kiss from me xxx"

all floofed up now and purring like a engine

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"bert is chasing a moth so funny as he keeps missing it

Love Bert, give him a snuggly kiss from me xxxall floofed up now and purring like a engine "

Ah, you're so lucky to have him

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Right, off to bed now Voddy, na night, sweet dreams....Ooh left Nigel outside, better get him in, in case there's a frost to fight....he'll go all stiff!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right, off to bed now Voddy, na night, sweet dreams....Ooh left Nigel outside, better get him in, in case there's a frost to fight....he'll go all stiff!"

*night* not fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone ... Need a kick up the 80s this morning

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning everyone ... Need a kick up the 80s this morning "

Morning Eenie Heres your kick!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

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morning all x

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over a year ago


"Morning everyone ... Need a kick up the 80s this morning

Morning Eenie Heres your kick! "

Thanks

And morning to you and Voddy x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all x"

Afternoon lovely lady

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning everyone ... Need a kick up the 80s this morning

Morning Eenie Heres your kick!

Thanks

And morning to you and Voddy x"

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over a year ago

Having a proper shite day today

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Having a proper shite day today "

How's you now Eenie?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it proper lumpy gravy? Can't be doing with that runny shit bisto like gunk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a proper shite day today

How's you now Eenie? "

About to conk, so unless I have nightmares...

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Is it proper lumpy gravy? Can't be doing with that runny shit bisto like gunk."
Its proper gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it proper lumpy gravy? Can't be doing with that runny shit bisto like gunk.Its proper gravy "

The sausage has to be battered too

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is it proper lumpy gravy? Can't be doing with that runny shit bisto like gunk."

Thick gravy, but not lumpy

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evenin' all!

First night back of 5.

Battered Sausages with a rich gravy will be welcome to keep me going!

My Diabetes Nurse would throw a hissy fit if she knew, but what the heck?!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Having a proper shite day today

How's you now Eenie?

About to conk, so unless I have nightmares... "

Sweet dreams

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

No batter guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No batter guys "

Whoa whoa wha.....no batter? What kind of devilry is that?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"No batter guys

Whoa whoa wha.....no batter? What kind of devilry is that? "

Gravy over a battered covering on any product is sheer heaven!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

1 jumbo battered coming up

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"1 jumbo battered coming up"

Don't spoil them Voddy

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

walks in sees the mess gets cleaning dont want sami being blamed

now where did we put that unicorn wallpaper and glittery paint

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"walks in sees the mess gets cleaning dont want sami being blamed

now where did we put that unicorn wallpaper and glittery paint"

Yep, wozn't me Voddy! I left it spick and span, someone must have broke in during the night! I will give you a hand

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"walks in sees the mess gets cleaning dont want sami being blamed

now where did we put that unicorn wallpaper and glittery paint

Yep, wozn't me Voddy! I left it spick and span, someone must have broke in during the night! I will give you a hand "

awww thankyou you want to paste and ile hang the paper

we need someone tall to paint the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"walks in sees the mess gets cleaning dont want sami being blamed

now where did we put that unicorn wallpaper and glittery paint

Yep, wozn't me Voddy! I left it spick and span, someone must have broke in during the night! I will give you a hand awww thankyou you want to paste and ile hang the paper

we need someone tall to paint the ceiling"

I've got someone tall you can lend for the purposes of hard labour.

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"walks in sees the mess gets cleaning dont want sami being blamed

now where did we put that unicorn wallpaper and glittery paint

Yep, wozn't me Voddy! I left it spick and span, someone must have broke in during the night! I will give you a hand awww thankyou you want to paste and ile hang the paper

we need someone tall to paint the ceiling

I've got someone tall you can lend for the purposes of hard labour."

oooo send em over

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"walks in sees the mess gets cleaning dont want sami being blamed

now where did we put that unicorn wallpaper and glittery paint

Yep, wozn't me Voddy! I left it spick and span, someone must have broke in during the night! I will give you a hand awww thankyou you want to paste and ile hang the paper

we need someone tall to paint the ceiling

I've got someone tall you can lend for the purposes of hard labour.oooo send em over"

Well that didn't take us long did it?

So dinner is salad, new potatoes from our garden, ham or pulled pork. You can do afters Voddy

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"walks in sees the mess gets cleaning dont want sami being blamed

now where did we put that unicorn wallpaper and glittery paint

Yep, wozn't me Voddy! I left it spick and span, someone must have broke in during the night! I will give you a hand awww thankyou you want to paste and ile hang the paper

we need someone tall to paint the ceiling

I've got someone tall you can lend for the purposes of hard labour.oooo send em over

Well that didn't take us long did it?

So dinner is salad, new potatoes from our garden, ham or pulled pork. You can do afters Voddy "

ham salad please ile make a strawberry mousse

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"walks in sees the mess gets cleaning dont want sami being blamed

now where did we put that unicorn wallpaper and glittery paint

Yep, wozn't me Voddy! I left it spick and span, someone must have broke in during the night! I will give you a hand awww thankyou you want to paste and ile hang the paper

we need someone tall to paint the ceiling

I've got someone tall you can lend for the purposes of hard labour.oooo send em over

Well that didn't take us long did it?

So dinner is salad, new potatoes from our garden, ham or pulled pork. You can do afters Voddy ham salad please ile make a strawberry mousse"

Mmm...delish... xx

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i reckon we did a good job sami just the new flooring to go down in the morning

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evenin' all!

Sami. The mess was simply Voddy sleep walking and cooking in her catatonic state.

At least she didn't set fire to the kitchen!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Morning all Kettles on, bacon cooking

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all Kettles on, bacon cooking "
cant beat a bacon butty and a coffee morning sami xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all Kettles on, bacon cooking cant beat a bacon butty and a coffee morning sami xx"

Yep, you're right there Voddy!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

The flooring looks alright sami just right for dancing on

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The flooring looks alright sami just right for dancing on "

Yep Voddy, bought some new sparkly dance shoes today, might have a practice in them later, if you're up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"The flooring looks alright sami just right for dancing on

Yep Voddy, bought some new sparkly dance shoes today, might have a practice in them later, if you're up for it "

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

gets the glitter ball out

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Regarding dancing, I will pass on that.

Aching knees and joints apart, an arthrtic 4 left footed Hippopotamus would have more skill and dancing expertise than me! I'll sit on the sidelines and watch!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all "

Evening Eenie

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"gets the glitter ball out "

Got a nice frock for you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Regarding dancing, I will pass on that.

Aching knees and joints apart, an arthrtic 4 left footed Hippopotamus would have more skill and dancing expertise than me! I'll sit on the sidelines and watch!"

Iain, dancing is one of the best exercises for you. When I was teaching, I had people in their 80's there. Keeps you mobile and good for the heart too.

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Regarding dancing, I will pass on that.

Aching knees and joints apart, an arthrtic 4 left footed Hippopotamus would have more skill and dancing expertise than me! I'll sit on the sidelines and watch!

Iain, dancing is one of the best exercises for you. When I was teaching, I had people in their 80's there. Keeps you mobile and good for the heart too. "

yeps its good for the elderly

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Regarding dancing, I will pass on that.

Aching knees and joints apart, an arthrtic 4 left footed Hippopotamus would have more skill and dancing expertise than me! I'll sit on the sidelines and watch!

Iain, dancing is one of the best exercises for you. When I was teaching, I had people in their 80's there. Keeps you mobile and good for the heart too. yeps its good for the elderly "

Yes it is especially good for the elderly and always lots of single ladies there too

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Regarding dancing, I will pass on that.

Aching knees and joints apart, an arthrtic 4 left footed Hippopotamus would have more skill and dancing expertise than me! I'll sit on the sidelines and watch!

Iain, dancing is one of the best exercises for you. When I was teaching, I had people in their 80's there. Keeps you mobile and good for the heart too. yeps its good for the elderly

Yes it is especially good for the elderly and always lots of single ladies there too "

us 2 will stick to the nightclubs then

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Regarding dancing, I will pass on that.

Aching knees and joints apart, an arthrtic 4 left footed Hippopotamus would have more skill and dancing expertise than me! I'll sit on the sidelines and watch!

Iain, dancing is one of the best exercises for you. When I was teaching, I had people in their 80's there. Keeps you mobile and good for the heart too. yeps its good for the elderly

Yes it is especially good for the elderly and always lots of single ladies there too us 2 will stick to the nightclubs then "

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Regarding dancing, I will pass on that.

Aching knees and joints apart, an arthrtic 4 left footed Hippopotamus would have more skill and dancing expertise than me! I'll sit on the sidelines and watch!

Iain, dancing is one of the best exercises for you. When I was teaching, I had people in their 80's there. Keeps you mobile and good for the heart too. yeps its good for the elderly

Yes it is especially good for the elderly and always lots of single ladies there too us 2 will stick to the nightclubs then

"

or we could go to the windmill club

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Regarding dancing, I will pass on that.

Aching knees and joints apart, an arthrtic 4 left footed Hippopotamus would have more skill and dancing expertise than me! I'll sit on the sidelines and watch!

Iain, dancing is one of the best exercises for you. When I was teaching, I had people in their 80's there. Keeps you mobile and good for the heart too. yeps its good for the elderly

Yes it is especially good for the elderly and always lots of single ladies there too us 2 will stick to the nightclubs then

or we could go to the windmill club "

Ooh not heard of that one

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Regarding dancing, I will pass on that.

Aching knees and joints apart, an arthrtic 4 left footed Hippopotamus would have more skill and dancing expertise than me! I'll sit on the sidelines and watch!

Iain, dancing is one of the best exercises for you. When I was teaching, I had people in their 80's there. Keeps you mobile and good for the heart too. yeps its good for the elderly

Yes it is especially good for the elderly and always lots of single ladies there too us 2 will stick to the nightclubs then

or we could go to the windmill club

Ooh not heard of that one "

Anything to do with cat's bums

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Regarding dancing, I will pass on that.

Aching knees and joints apart, an arthrtic 4 left footed Hippopotamus would have more skill and dancing expertise than me! I'll sit on the sidelines and watch!

Iain, dancing is one of the best exercises for you. When I was teaching, I had people in their 80's there. Keeps you mobile and good for the heart too. yeps its good for the elderly

Yes it is especially good for the elderly and always lots of single ladies there too us 2 will stick to the nightclubs then

or we could go to the windmill club "

Ok..Got it now! I'm making bunny girl outfits as we speak..you got any cotton wool for the tails?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Regarding dancing, I will pass on that.

Aching knees and joints apart, an arthrtic 4 left footed Hippopotamus would have more skill and dancing expertise than me! I'll sit on the sidelines and watch!

Iain, dancing is one of the best exercises for you. When I was teaching, I had people in their 80's there. Keeps you mobile and good for the heart too. yeps its good for the elderly

Yes it is especially good for the elderly and always lots of single ladies there too us 2 will stick to the nightclubs then

or we could go to the windmill club

Ok..Got it now! I'm making bunny girl outfits as we speak..you got any cotton wool for the tails? "

ile grab some fur material tomorrow light up ears ?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Regarding dancing, I will pass on that.

Aching knees and joints apart, an arthrtic 4 left footed Hippopotamus would have more skill and dancing expertise than me! I'll sit on the sidelines and watch!

Iain, dancing is one of the best exercises for you. When I was teaching, I had people in their 80's there. Keeps you mobile and good for the heart too. yeps its good for the elderly

Yes it is especially good for the elderly and always lots of single ladies there too us 2 will stick to the nightclubs then

or we could go to the windmill club

Ok..Got it now! I'm making bunny girl outfits as we speak..you got any cotton wool for the tails? ile grab some fur material tomorrow light up ears ?"

Yep, sounds great, might be a bit hot in them furry bunny outfits though

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Pokes sami brekki is ready

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Pokes sami brekki is ready "

Sorry missed breakfast, had to go out early..maybe a nice ham salad sarnie later

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Pokes sami brekki is ready

Sorry missed breakfast, had to go out early..maybe a nice ham salad sarnie later "

its fish toes n chips for tea tonight

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Pokes sami brekki is ready

Sorry missed breakfast, had to go out early..maybe a nice ham salad sarnie later its fish toes n chips for tea tonight"

Mmm...love fish toes

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

passes a instant and a ham barm

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"passes a instant and a ham barm "

Ooh thanks Voddy, just what's needed. Took hubby to hospital this morning, for an appointment and yes he's ok

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"passes a instant and a ham barm

Ooh thanks Voddy, just what's needed. Took hubby to hospital this morning, for an appointment and yes he's ok "

they found it then

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"passes a instant and a ham barm

Ooh thanks Voddy, just what's needed. Took hubby to hospital this morning, for an appointment and yes he's ok they found it then "

Yes, we were both pleased!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"passes a instant and a ham barm

Ooh thanks Voddy, just what's needed. Took hubby to hospital this morning, for an appointment and yes he's ok they found it then

Yes, we were both pleased! "

lets hope he dont lose it again

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"passes a instant and a ham barm

Ooh thanks Voddy, just what's needed. Took hubby to hospital this morning, for an appointment and yes he's ok they found it then

Yes, we were both pleased! lets hope he dont lose it again "

No, doctor has tied it on now

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"passes a instant and a ham barm

Ooh thanks Voddy, just what's needed. Took hubby to hospital this morning, for an appointment and yes he's ok they found it then

Yes, we were both pleased! lets hope he dont lose it again

No, doctor has tied it on now "

was it big enough

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"passes a instant and a ham barm

Ooh thanks Voddy, just what's needed. Took hubby to hospital this morning, for an appointment and yes he's ok they found it then

Yes, we were both pleased! lets hope he dont lose it again

No, doctor has tied it on now was it big enough "

Yeah plenty big enough...big enough to make yer eyes water, anyway

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"passes a instant and a ham barm

Ooh thanks Voddy, just what's needed. Took hubby to hospital this morning, for an appointment and yes he's ok they found it then

Yes, we were both pleased! lets hope he dont lose it again

No, doctor has tied it on now was it big enough

Yeah plenty big enough...big enough to make yer eyes water, anyway "

looks at the marrow yep that can be stuffed

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"passes a instant and a ham barm

Ooh thanks Voddy, just what's needed. Took hubby to hospital this morning, for an appointment and yes he's ok they found it then

Yes, we were both pleased! lets hope he dont lose it again

No, doctor has tied it on now was it big enough

Yeah plenty big enough...big enough to make yer eyes water, anyway looks at the marrow yep that can be stuffed "

You make my eyes water with laughter

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"passes a instant and a ham barm

Ooh thanks Voddy, just what's needed. Took hubby to hospital this morning, for an appointment and yes he's ok they found it then

Yes, we were both pleased! lets hope he dont lose it again

No, doctor has tied it on now was it big enough

Yeah plenty big enough...big enough to make yer eyes water, anyway looks at the marrow yep that can be stuffed

You make my eyes water with laughter "

passes a sheet

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"passes a instant and a ham barm

Ooh thanks Voddy, just what's needed. Took hubby to hospital this morning, for an appointment and yes he's ok they found it then

Yes, we were both pleased! lets hope he dont lose it again

No, doctor has tied it on now was it big enough

Yeah plenty big enough...big enough to make yer eyes water, anyway looks at the marrow yep that can be stuffed

You make my eyes water with laughter passes a sheet"

Haha!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

trooping the colour tomorrow wonder how many will pass out

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"trooping the colour tomorrow wonder how many will pass out"

Really, we love that, must record it. Oh, reminds me forgot to watch channel 5, how'd it go?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"trooping the colour tomorrow wonder how many will pass out

Really, we love that, must record it. Oh, reminds me forgot to watch channel 5, how'd it go? "

it was alright 3 more weeks to go

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"trooping the colour tomorrow wonder how many will pass out

Really, we love that, must record it. Oh, reminds me forgot to watch channel 5, how'd it go? it was alright 3 more weeks to go "

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"trooping the colour tomorrow wonder how many will pass out

Really, we love that, must record it. Oh, reminds me forgot to watch channel 5, how'd it go? it was alright 3 more weeks to go

"

my friend lost 4ilb

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"trooping the colour tomorrow wonder how many will pass out

Really, we love that, must record it. Oh, reminds me forgot to watch channel 5, how'd it go? it was alright 3 more weeks to go

my friend lost 4ilb "

That's very good

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

What do you want with ur chips n toes

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What do you want with ur chips n toes "

Do you have baked beans? It will be a windy night if you do...I will blame Nigel

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"What do you want with ur chips n toes

Do you have baked beans? It will be a windy night if you do...I will blame Nigel "

heinz do you don't blame nigel blame hubby

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What do you want with ur chips n toes

Do you have baked beans? It will be a windy night if you do...I will blame Nigel heinz do you don't blame nigel blame hubby "

Yeah Heinz is good for me, yeah doesn't seem fair to blame Nigel, does it?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"What do you want with ur chips n toes

Do you have baked beans? It will be a windy night if you do...I will blame Nigel heinz do you don't blame nigel blame hubby

Yeah Heinz is good for me, yeah doesn't seem fair to blame Nigel, does it? "

has he been in the pool

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What do you want with ur chips n toes

Do you have baked beans? It will be a windy night if you do...I will blame Nigel heinz do you don't blame nigel blame hubby

Yeah Heinz is good for me, yeah doesn't seem fair to blame Nigel, does it? has he been in the pool "

Yeah, he's had a lovely swim, had a job to get him out!

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over a year ago

Evening all ... How are you all?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all ... How are you all? "

Ernie, how are you gorgeous?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all ... How are you all?

Ernie, how are you gorgeous? "

Eenie not Ernie Put you in my dictionary now

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