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What will say on your gravestone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Caring mother/father...etc?

Or something a little more funny?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Why did I have to die so young?

Aged 99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told you I was ill!!!

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Told you I was ill!!!"

Spike Milligan

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

I partied hard fell down forever but left awake of destruction behind I won you lose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In very small letters "your standing on my balls"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rinse & Repeat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't be having a gravestone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I'd rather be in Philadelphia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re standing on my tits

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By *itzMcGeeCouple
over a year ago

Lancaster

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Took long enough

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By *itzMcGeeCouple
over a year ago

Lancaster

Amazing body,

Breathtaking lover,

Hung legend,

Compulsive liar

Mr D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one you want is on the left!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

She was a passionate little cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ashes to ashes. Dust to side chicks !

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.

My username

Say it 3 times and I will appear

I want to become a urban myth for the kids

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Fuck it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind im sleeping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off the grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick up the dog shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not even here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be back

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Moaning bastard won’t be sadly missed

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Shot aged 99 by a jealous lover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shot aged 99 by a jealous lover."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much Too young

Well that’s how it feels right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all go8ng to the same place. Nowhere...

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By *NACONDA1000Man
over a year ago

buncrana

Fuck off with yer flowers!!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

She was ok for a fat bird

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Here lies an atheist, all dressed up with nowhere to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Return to sender

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

It's hot down here. Bring Ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful you're standing on my boobs

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

UNLOS .

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What are you f@cking looking at you knob head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are you f@cking looking at you knob head?

"

Typical bloody scouser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moderately Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here lies an atheist, all dressed up with nowhere to go"

I love you.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"What are you f@cking looking at you knob head?

Typical bloody scouser"

That's a strange thing for a shakey wakey to have on their headstone but fair dos ( you knob head....lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont cry now I made you all laugh every day so laugh today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my body lies but still I roam!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have two but undecided as of yet

Dont look down

Going no where fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex Mrs said that when she dies she's going to dig herself out of the grave and haunt me . I said ok . But what she dont know is , she's being buried face down . Lol DIG BITCH LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ‘q’ code for my decendence to use if they are researching my family tree!! So they can have all the work done for them (the tricky bits!)

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Burried alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thriller.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Keep the world with all it's sin, it's not fit for living in.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Who said the grass is greener on the other side. All I see is mud!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Coming soon to the walking dead season 78!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Caring mother/father...etc?

Or something a little more funny?"

Finally....I’ve been dying to get here!!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

You can ride him if you like but he won't be able to ride you back the good man xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told you I'd get all the sleep I needed when I was dead!

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By *iss T1978Woman
over a year ago

Derby

Here she lies, covered in grass,

Please don't park your bike in her ass

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm still not screaming. Faster faster FASTER!!!!

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Oh hello sleep.... pleased to make your aquaintance.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I HATE morning's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lies Ruby Wild.....fucked to death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here she lies, covered in grass,

Please don't park your bike in her ass

"

Would it be rude to rest my pint on it though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here lies Ruby Wild.....fucked to death."

I pity the poor sod with you at the time who would be forced to explain the circumstances surrounding your death to family members.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's deathly quiet in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here lies Ruby Wild.....fucked to death.

I pity the poor sod with you at the time who would be forced to explain the circumstances surrounding your death to family members. "

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By *eorgeyporgeyMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Shhh, you don't want to wake me up........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish you where here with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told you I wasn’t well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She Lived

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

HELP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the hell am I doing down here,I told my family I wanted to be cremated.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Nothing

Great balls of fire for me.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Well that was fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She died and then she dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn’t have done that!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

And to think people are dying to get in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not disturb XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here for a good time not a long time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not here to fuck all of the after life. ...

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I was hoping for a pyramid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit morbid for a sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why you don't bareback with swingers

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

God I knew Fabs was dead

But really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lies a potential Zombie

I won’t bite...unless you want me too

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Now that's what you call a stiffy

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Looking for fun in the after life

Him her

Skinny skinny

6 foot under under 6 foot

Dead boring quiet

Boner fragile

Unable to accommodate willing to travel, high spirited couple also available on ouija

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

ReadthiswhileIstareatyourtits.

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