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Idiots guide to going UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I dare say a few of you have been on this site before with a different profile.

So for those of you who haven't, here's a quick guide to causes of going UNLOS (user no longer on site)

Sending messages and received no reply.

Sending messages and getting no face pic after you sent yours

Accidentally hitting public when uploading a face pic.

Actually being offered a meet!

Your significant other sends you a face pic

Over to you with the reasons??? I think I've gone UNLOS about 6 times over the years.....the green tick isn't easy to get so think hard! But this is tongue in cheek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forum addiction.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I've never gone unlos

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Never done it.

Ive probably got profiles on various sites all over the web

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

We have never left the site.....if we did it would probably be me having a temper tantrum over something trivial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To change your name.

Online bullying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changed my user name a few times in the first year but not gone UNLOS. Came close a couple of times but just thought "fuck it" and stayed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was dating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spending hrs preparing to meet someone and they don't turn up.

Being dickmatised on a daily basis

Realising random cock no longer makes me feel amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve yet to experience going UNLOS; when I go I’m gone for good.

Having a mahusive rant and diva strop on the forums is an oft hilarious precursor to someone flicking their virtual hair and flouncing off into obscurity (equally often followed by a dozen or so “who was that then?” comments).

The “I have to leave, I’ve been outed to family/friends” UNLOS appears popular too. Jolly amusing when they return ten days later with equally explicit/identical recycled photos including face and a username that differs from the previous by about three letters. Not strong on the learning those ones.

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