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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I was recently diagnosed with an incurable disease called cryoaudiovascularmalexia (google it of you want). Essentially I don't get enough blood flow t my ears so tbey are slowly freezing and they will soon fall off then it will spread to my inner brain. There is no cure, but there is one treatment - I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life, but the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a gorgeous woman. So, ladies of Fab, I need you to sit on my face for medica reasons.

Form an orderly queue please....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you are okay hun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was recently diagnosed with an incurable disease called cryoaudiovascularmalexia (google it of you want). Essentially I don't get enough blood flow t my ears so tbey are slowly freezing and they will soon fall off then it will spread to my inner brain. There is no cure, but there is one treatment - I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life, but the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a gorgeous woman. So, ladies of Fab, I need you to sit on my face for medica reasons.

Form an orderly queue please.... "

I've got something similar but women have to ride me strapped to a chair and I cant get free.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I was recently diagnosed with an incurable disease called cryoaudiovascularmalexia (google it of you want). Essentially I don't get enough blood flow t my ears so tbey are slowly freezing and they will soon fall off then it will spread to my inner brain. There is no cure, but there is one treatment - I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life, but the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a gorgeous woman. So, ladies of Fab, I need you to sit on my face for medica reasons.

Form an orderly queue please....

I've got something similar but women have to ride me strapped to a chair and I cant get free. "

That must be truly awful for you. Maybe we should start some sort of Fab help group, there must be more of us out there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a blow up doll with furry ear muffs sown into her foof.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Such terrible afflictions you both have. The humanitarian in me feels compelled to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually got a bit concerned then

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I Googled

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester M3 4JQ


"So I was recently diagnosed with an incurable disease called cryoaudiovascularmalexia (google it of you want). Essentially I don't get enough blood flow t my ears so tbey are slowly freezing and they will soon fall off then it will spread to my inner brain. There is no cure, but there is one treatment - I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life, but the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a gorgeous woman. So, ladies of Fab, I need you to sit on my face for medica reasons.

Form an orderly queue please....

I've got something similar but women have to ride me strapped to a chair and I cant get free. "

I suppose the inner thigh of a not gorgeous woman won’t help. So awful for you that the treatment is so serious and cures are so specific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope you are okay hun xx"

We're sending our thoughts and prayers xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope you are okay hun xx

We're sending our thoughts and prayers xx"

#ImWithHim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to be kidding, women are cold blooded, you want get any warmth there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a blow up doll with furry ear muffs sown into her foof. "

Foof hahahahaha whats a foof hahahaha

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village


"So I was recently diagnosed with an incurable disease called cryoaudiovascularmalexia (google it of you want). Essentially I don't get enough blood flow t my ears so tbey are slowly freezing and they will soon fall off then it will spread to my inner brain. There is no cure, but there is one treatment - I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life, but the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a gorgeous woman. So, ladies of Fab, I need you to sit on my face for medica reasons.

Form an orderly queue please....

I've got something similar but women have to ride me strapped to a chair and I cant get free. "

Tied up you say ....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Could you make do with a pig's inner thigh ?

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