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By *apstar OP   Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

How's everyone's weekend going so far .. up 2 much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's 12 minutes old

Mine has been ok so far. I just showered.

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By *apstar OP   Man
over a year ago

Harpenden


"It's 12 minutes old

Mine has been ok so far. I just showered. "

Is 13 mins old and I counted Friday evening the weekend

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By *apstar OP   Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

Bought a pair of trainers off the local drug dealer yesterday. Dunno what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in St Lucia and just having some drinks on my balcony before going to bed.

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By *apstar OP   Man
over a year ago

Harpenden


"I’m in St Lucia and just having some drinks on my balcony before going to bed. "

O how lovely how long you away For bet is beautiful isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a 6 night trip with Work. It’s been lovely. Back again end of next week.

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By *apstar OP   Man
over a year ago

Harpenden


"It’s a 6 night trip with Work. It’s been lovely. Back again end of next week."

Oh how lovely. What do you do for work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time shares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a 6 night trip with Work. It’s been lovely. Back again end of next week.

Oh how lovely. What do you do for work "

Flight attendant.

What’s your plans for the weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bought a pair of trainers off the local drug dealer yesterday. Dunno what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh how lovely. Haha. Sorry couldn't resist as thought you missed your classic one liner on your recent responses

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By *apstar OP   Man
over a year ago

Harpenden


"It’s a 6 night trip with Work. It’s been lovely. Back again end of next week.

Oh how lovely. What do you do for work

Flight attendant.

What’s your plans for the weekend? "

O wicked what a lovely job.. don't have any atm . So just chill I think

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

We are going to a casino later.... We've never been to one before, Im a bit nervous if Im honest, don't understand any of the games, what if I lose a shit load of money? Will they send hairy henchmen to take possession of my telly and car?

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By *apstar OP   Man
over a year ago

Harpenden


"We are going to a casino later.... We've never been to one before, Im a bit nervous if Im honest, don't understand any of the games, what if I lose a shit load of money? Will they send hairy henchmen to take possession of my telly and car? "

If that's what you like I'm sure it could be arranged

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"We are going to a casino later.... We've never been to one before, Im a bit nervous if Im honest, don't understand any of the games, what if I lose a shit load of money? Will they send hairy henchmen to take possession of my telly and car?

If that's what you like I'm sure it could be arranged "

Oooh no!

But seriously. Its a black tie event. What do ladies wear to casinos? Cheffy has dug out his best James Bond Casino Royale outfit, what do I wear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are going to a casino later.... We've never been to one before, Im a bit nervous if Im honest, don't understand any of the games, what if I lose a shit load of money? Will they send hairy henchmen to take possession of my telly and car?

If that's what you like I'm sure it could be arranged

Oooh no!

But seriously. Its a black tie event. What do ladies wear to casinos? Cheffy has dug out his best James Bond Casino Royale outfit, what do I wear?"

Have you got an elegant long dress?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"We are going to a casino later.... We've never been to one before, Im a bit nervous if Im honest, don't understand any of the games, what if I lose a shit load of money? Will they send hairy henchmen to take possession of my telly and car?

If that's what you like I'm sure it could be arranged

Oooh no!

But seriously. Its a black tie event. What do ladies wear to casinos? Cheffy has dug out his best James Bond Casino Royale outfit, what do I wear?"

Your best jeans and crop top. No trainers mind.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"We are going to a casino later.... We've never been to one before, Im a bit nervous if Im honest, don't understand any of the games, what if I lose a shit load of money? Will they send hairy henchmen to take possession of my telly and car?

If that's what you like I'm sure it could be arranged

Oooh no!

But seriously. Its a black tie event. What do ladies wear to casinos? Cheffy has dug out his best James Bond Casino Royale outfit, what do I wear?

Have you got an elegant long dress? "

Yes but its stupidly warm today... I will be a sweaty Betty if I wear that.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"We are going to a casino later.... We've never been to one before, Im a bit nervous if Im honest, don't understand any of the games, what if I lose a shit load of money? Will they send hairy henchmen to take possession of my telly and car?

If that's what you like I'm sure it could be arranged

Oooh no!

But seriously. Its a black tie event. What do ladies wear to casinos? Cheffy has dug out his best James Bond Casino Royale outfit, what do I wear?

Your best jeans and crop top. No trainers mind."

Cheffy is going in black dinnersuit, dress shirt and a bow tie so jeans are very out of the question.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Ok ladies... Ive kind of settled on a pair of black linen palazzo trousers with a floaty black and floralish bardot top, sparkly strappy sandals and matching clutch bag...

Hair will have to go up as I get hot with it down, then it goes frizzy.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"We are going to a casino later.... We've never been to one before, Im a bit nervous if Im honest, don't understand any of the games, what if I lose a shit load of money? Will they send hairy henchmen to take possession of my telly and car?

If that's what you like I'm sure it could be arranged

Oooh no!

But seriously. Its a black tie event. What do ladies wear to casinos? Cheffy has dug out his best James Bond Casino Royale outfit, what do I wear?

Your best jeans and crop top. No trainers mind.

Cheffy is going in black dinnersuit, dress shirt and a bow tie so jeans are very out of the question."

Aren't you leaving it a bit late to be deciding what you're wearing,do you have any dressy dresses?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"We are going to a casino later.... We've never been to one before, Im a bit nervous if Im honest, don't understand any of the games, what if I lose a shit load of money? Will they send hairy henchmen to take possession of my telly and car?

If that's what you like I'm sure it could be arranged

Oooh no!

But seriously. Its a black tie event. What do ladies wear to casinos? Cheffy has dug out his best James Bond Casino Royale outfit, what do I wear?

Your best jeans and crop top. No trainers mind.

Cheffy is going in black dinnersuit, dress shirt and a bow tie so jeans are very out of the question.

Aren't you leaving it a bit late to be deciding what you're wearing,do you have any dressy dresses?"

I am always leaving these things til the last minute!

Yes a couple of dresses but decided on the linen trousers and bardot top now.... classy, cool and comfortable.

(The truth is I can't be arsed shaving my legs Im growing them to have waxed for our holibobs)

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"We are going to a casino later.... We've never been to one before, Im a bit nervous if Im honest, don't understand any of the games, what if I lose a shit load of money? Will they send hairy henchmen to take possession of my telly and car?

If that's what you like I'm sure it could be arranged

Oooh no!

But seriously. Its a black tie event. What do ladies wear to casinos? Cheffy has dug out his best James Bond Casino Royale outfit, what do I wear?

Your best jeans and crop top. No trainers mind.

Cheffy is going in black dinnersuit, dress shirt and a bow tie so jeans are very out of the question.

Aren't you leaving it a bit late to be deciding what you're wearing,do you have any dressy dresses?

I am always leaving these things til the last minute!

Yes a couple of dresses but decided on the linen trousers and bardot top now.... classy, cool and comfortable.

(The truth is I can't be arsed shaving my legs Im growing them to have waxed for our holibobs)"

Excellent,well if you make your fortune don't forget us will you.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Just thought Id share... my washing machine is making a hell of a racket theres something in there clattering around and I have an awful suspicion it might be my keys for the staffroom and my locker at work... I cant find them and have shoved my school fleece in the wash. I wonder if keys damage washing machines?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok ladies... Ive kind of settled on a pair of black linen palazzo trousers with a floaty black and floralish bardot top, sparkly strappy sandals and matching clutch bag...

Hair will have to go up as I get hot with it down, then it goes frizzy."

How strict is the function because women should wear a long dress or you can wear a cocktail dress but not too short or revealing.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Just thought Id share... my washing machine is making a hell of a racket theres something in there clattering around and I have an awful suspicion it might be my keys for the staffroom and my locker at work... I cant find them and have shoved my school fleece in the wash. I wonder if keys damage washing machines? "

Better make sure you win incase you're paying for a new machine.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"Ok ladies... Ive kind of settled on a pair of black linen palazzo trousers with a floaty black and floralish bardot top, sparkly strappy sandals and matching clutch bag...

Hair will have to go up as I get hot with it down, then it goes frizzy.

How strict is the function because women should wear a long dress or you can wear a cocktail dress but not too short or revealing."

Its an end of season dinner. Ive just spoken to a friend who is going... she is wearing a dressy jumpsuit, so trousers too. They can only throw me out. The casinos dress code just says smart casual, no workwear or scruffy trainers.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"Just thought Id share... my washing machine is making a hell of a racket theres something in there clattering around and I have an awful suspicion it might be my keys for the staffroom and my locker at work... I cant find them and have shoved my school fleece in the wash. I wonder if keys damage washing machines?

Better make sure you win incase you're paying for a new machine. "

It was my keys... they are lovely and shiny now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok ladies... Ive kind of settled on a pair of black linen palazzo trousers with a floaty black and floralish bardot top, sparkly strappy sandals and matching clutch bag...

Hair will have to go up as I get hot with it down, then it goes frizzy.

How strict is the function because women should wear a long dress or you can wear a cocktail dress but not too short or revealing.

Its an end of season dinner. Ive just spoken to a friend who is going... she is wearing a dressy jumpsuit, so trousers too. They can only throw me out. The casinos dress code just says smart casual, no workwear or scruffy trainers."

That’s ok then, not a strict black tie then. Enjoy your evening. Sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat watching challenge cup waiting for england

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By *apstar OP   Man
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Ok ladies... Ive kind of settled on a pair of black linen palazzo trousers with a floaty black and floralish bardot top, sparkly strappy sandals and matching clutch bag...

Hair will have to go up as I get hot with it down, then it goes frizzy.

How strict is the function because women should wear a long dress or you can wear a cocktail dress but not too short or revealing.

Its an end of season dinner. Ive just spoken to a friend who is going... she is wearing a dressy jumpsuit, so trousers too. They can only throw me out. The casinos dress code just says smart casual, no workwear or scruffy trainers.

That’s ok then, not a strict black tie then. Enjoy your evening. Sounds like fun "

You will look stunning what ever you wear

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"Ok ladies... Ive kind of settled on a pair of black linen palazzo trousers with a floaty black and floralish bardot top, sparkly strappy sandals and matching clutch bag...

Hair will have to go up as I get hot with it down, then it goes frizzy.

How strict is the function because women should wear a long dress or you can wear a cocktail dress but not too short or revealing.

Its an end of season dinner. Ive just spoken to a friend who is going... she is wearing a dressy jumpsuit, so trousers too. They can only throw me out. The casinos dress code just says smart casual, no workwear or scruffy trainers.

That’s ok then, not a strict black tie then. Enjoy your evening. Sounds like fun

You will look stunning what ever you wear "

Aww thank you xx

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By *apstar OP   Man
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Ok ladies... Ive kind of settled on a pair of black linen palazzo trousers with a floaty black and floralish bardot top, sparkly strappy sandals and matching clutch bag...

Hair will have to go up as I get hot with it down, then it goes frizzy.

How strict is the function because women should wear a long dress or you can wear a cocktail dress but not too short or revealing.

Its an end of season dinner. Ive just spoken to a friend who is going... she is wearing a dressy jumpsuit, so trousers too. They can only throw me out. The casinos dress code just says smart casual, no workwear or scruffy trainers.

That’s ok then, not a strict black tie then. Enjoy your evening. Sounds like fun

You will look stunning what ever you wear

Aww thank you xx"

You are very welcome and I hope you have a awsome time

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By *apstar OP   Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

Hope you are all having a lovely weekend x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hope you are all having a lovely weekend x "

Yeah not too bad thanks,how was yours?

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By *apstar OP   Man
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Hope you are all having a lovely weekend x

Yeah not too bad thanks,how was yours?"

Been nice and chilled thank you very much . Today I have done washing , cleaning gardening so all the fun Sunday jobs

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hope you are all having a lovely weekend x

Yeah not too bad thanks,how was yours?

Been nice and chilled thank you very much . Today I have done washing , cleaning gardening so all the fun Sunday jobs"

That's far to active for a Sunday,I sunbathed with my mum in her back garden. Think I got too much sun my skin feels a bit pinchy now.

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By *apstar OP   Man
over a year ago

Harpenden


"Hope you are all having a lovely weekend x

Yeah not too bad thanks,how was yours?

Been nice and chilled thank you very much . Today I have done washing , cleaning gardening so all the fun Sunday jobs

That's far to active for a Sunday,I sunbathed with my mum in her back garden. Think I got too much sun my skin feels a bit pinchy now."

So you got a lovely tan .. yes I do loads of jobs on Sunday.. So place is nice and tidy work the start of the week

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