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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How different would it be if fab were available from the beginning of time?

What would the forums look like? What will they look like in the future?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How far back are we talking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Such as 16th century fab:

I asked Hans Holbein to paint a portrait of my Master John Goodfellow, I dispatched said portrait to the lady of my fancy post haste, I was hoping that I'd receive a portrait of her Altar of Venus in return, alas I instead have been banned from attending court. Why do the available ladies hold so much power?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not the 1st century?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I think most of us would have been hanged anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Such as 16th century fab:

I asked Hans Holbein to paint a portrait of my Master John Goodfellow, I dispatched said portrait to the lady of my fancy post haste, I was hoping that I'd receive a portrait of her Altar of Venus in return, alas I instead have been banned from attending court. Why do the available ladies hold so much power?"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tying stone tablets to a homing pidgoens ankles....

I think it may never have taken off

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There


"Why not the 1st century? "

'cause a cock pic etched into a wax tablet wouldn't have to same impact I guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stone age man (I think we may still have some lurking)

Uuggh ugh ugh PUSSY! Ugh ugh FUCK!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Dick pics on stone tablets & timewasters who take months to reply as the Instant Messenger was powered by Carrier Pigeons

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"How far back are we talking? "

The

Begining

Of

Time.

*clues in the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stone age man (I think we may still have some lurking)

Uuggh ugh ugh PUSSY! Ugh ugh FUCK!"

I must stop sending that as a first message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the beginning there was only Adam and Eve, so they couldn't swing as there was no one to swing with. And poor Adam was minus a rib because God made Eve out of it. XXX

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"In the beginning there was only Adam and Eve, so they couldn't swing as there was no one to swing with. And poor Adam was minus a rib because God made Eve out of it. XXX"

I bet Adam still set up a couples profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the beginning there was only Adam and Eve, so they couldn't swing as there was no one to swing with. And poor Adam was minus a rib because God made Eve out of it. XXX

I bet Adam still set up a couples profile."

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"How different would it be if fab were available from the beginning of time?

What would the forums look like? What will they look like in the future? "

Why do single amoeba have such a hard time in this swamp?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"How different would it be if fab were available from the beginning of time?

What would the forums look like? What will they look like in the future? "

I've been stood up by a pterodactyl....again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How different would it be if fab were available from the beginning of time?

What would the forums look like? What will they look like in the future?

I've been stood up by a pterodactyl....again!"

Have you ever seen pterodactyl porn? You should google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...

Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.

I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?

Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.

Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.

Will Shakespeare xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...

Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.

I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?

Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.

Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.

Will Shakespeare xx"

Yaaay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in the 1930's here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...

Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.

I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?

Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.

Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.

Will Shakespeare xx"

excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grunts from the Neanderthals.

That was yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...

Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.

I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?

Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.

Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.

Will Shakespeare xx

excellent "

A bit pushy I thought.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Vikings threads-

Does the size of my longboat matter?

Invade, pillage or retreat?

Do ladies prefer horned or non horned helmets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...

Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.

I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?

Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.

Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.

Will Shakespeare xx

excellent

A bit pushy I thought."

I'd reply to anyone who sent me a message like that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Or the infamous Henry VIII thread entitled ......

He who posteth here shall receive copious fornication , and if one is not happy with said fornication , it's off with their head ...

I didn't post in that one .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stone age man (I think we may still have some lurking)

Uuggh ugh ugh PUSSY! Ugh ugh FUCK!"

Like the Fabstones!

I always thought that there was more to Fred and Wilma/Barney and Betty's relationship than met the eye!

Yaba Daba Doo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Vikings threads-

Does the size of my longboat matter?

Invade, pillage or retreat?

Do ladies prefer horned or non horned helmets?

"

Plaited beard or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...

Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.

I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?

Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.

Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.

Will Shakespeare xx

excellent

A bit pushy I thought.

I'd reply to anyone who sent me a message like that "

Hatter's inbox... *thou hast 4 new sonnets*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would it have survived the wars at least the ratio would have gone down

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Good morrow fair maiden. Wouldest thou consider performing acts of a carnal nature forthwith? I am a lonesome gent with credentials of the highest order. I am free of the pox as most recently I have had the treatment of leaches on my gentleman's area.

Today - morning slut. Fancy a fuck now? I'm a single professional and I don't have chlamydia, herpes, gonohrrea or any fungal infections as I've recently been checked out at the STD clinic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...

Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.

I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?

Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.

Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.

Will Shakespeare xx

excellent

A bit pushy I thought.

I'd reply to anyone who sent me a message like that "

It's cut and pasted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...

Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.

I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?

Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.

Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.

Will Shakespeare xx

excellent

A bit pushy I thought.

I'd reply to anyone who sent me a message like that

It's cut and pasted. "

Yes it is, it's a loose modern translation of one of Shakespeare's sonnets.

Most of them had rude undertones.

I might say, I did not claimeth it to be penned by own quill m'lady!

X

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I can't even begin with some of these posts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I can't even begin with some of these posts."

Is our historical inaccuracy troubling you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ancient_Greek69

Thread Title: Timewasters

Invited 270 people to my orgy, only 268 bothered to turn up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabbus Swingerus attended Caligula's court regularly apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How different would it be if fab were available from the beginning of time?

What would the forums look like? What will they look like in the future?

I've been stood up by a pterodactyl....again!"

Other dinosaurs may be available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stone age man (I think we may still have some lurking)

Uuggh ugh ugh PUSSY! Ugh ugh FUCK!"

He mailed you too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ancient_Greek69

Thread Title: Timewasters

Invited 270 people to my orgy, only 268 bothered to turn up.

"

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

I think it would start with a fucking Big Bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shakespeare would have been sending everyone copy and pasted sonnets...

Other women may have their desires, but you have your Will, and another Will as well, and more Will than you need.

I, who am constantly pestering you for sex, am more than enough to satisfy you, adding another willing will to the Will you already have. Since your desires are so enormous, won’t you agree just once to let me put my desire inside yours?

Are you going to be attracted to everyone else’s will, but reject mine? The sea is entirely made of water, but it still accepts additional water whenever it rains. So you, who already have a Will, should in addition accept my will, making your appetite, which is already huge, even huger.

Don’t kill an eager seducer by being unkind to him. Treat all your lovers as a single lover, and accept me (and my part) as part of that lover.

Will Shakespeare xx

excellent

A bit pushy I thought.

I'd reply to anyone who sent me a message like that

It's cut and pasted. "

I don't get enough messages to be bothered about that

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The Victorian forum- Ladies show us your bustles.

Are you a wrist or ankle kind of chap?

Up crinoline shots...

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Would be hairier and they'd use a book as a size comparison for their cocks, which they'd sketch.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Would be hairier and they'd use a book as a size comparison for their cocks, which they'd sketch. "

Today's hot watercolours.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Would be hairier and they'd use a book as a size comparison for their cocks, which they'd sketch.

Today's hot watercolours. "

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

I love this entire thread, inaccuracies included

So many profiles would have "persons should bring thine own mercury and vinegar soaked sponges for prevention of disease and children as one does not participate in licentious behaviour without suitable coverings"

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Or reusable leather or intestine condoms..thank god technology has advanced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the beginning there was only Adam and Eve"

Incorrect, Adam's first wife was Lilith.

#BabylonianTalmud

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"In the beginning there was only Adam and Eve

Incorrect, Adam's first wife was Lilith.

#BabylonianTalmud"

He told me he was single! Bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the beginning there was only Adam and Eve

Incorrect, Adam's first wife was Lilith.

#BabylonianTalmud

He told me he was single! Bastard!"

He was a "fab" single, bastard! Which ruined it for the genuine fab singles, who you didn't want anyway.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

Fab was once a hotel. Open each door to a waiting woman or couple. Pay a entrance fee. Guaranteed action.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

Fab was once a hotel. Open each door to a waiting woman or couple. Pay a entrance fee. Guaranteed action.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

It's a bugger carving messages into stone tablets.

And the hurling them at passing women.

And swinging clubs is entirely different

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"It's a bugger carving messages into stone tablets.

And the hurling them at passing women.

And swinging clubs is entirely different "

Yeah I spent 3 hours chipping out "will fill in later"

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"It's a bugger carving messages into stone tablets.

And the hurling them at passing women.

And swinging clubs is entirely different

Yeah I spent 3 hours chipping out "will fill in later""

And with no sky remote had to use a Diplodocus bone for size comparison.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Such as 16th century fab:

I asked Hans Holbein to paint a portrait of my Master John Goodfellow, I dispatched said portrait to the lady of my fancy post haste, I was hoping that I'd receive a portrait of her Altar of Venus in return, alas I instead have been banned from attending court. Why do the available ladies hold so much power?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Victorian forum- Ladies show us your bustles.

Are you a wrist or ankle kind of chap?

Up crinoline shots... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot no bottles or remote control cock pics!

Omfg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Churchill's profile-

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. Oh and a VWE cigar. A big fat cigar, heavy asher

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

[Removed by poster at 02/06/18 16:12:29]

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

1970s Fab

Ladies -Sideburns hot or not? And can a medallion ever be too big?

Dudes-Do you dig bushy or bushier bush?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"Stone age man (I think we may still have some lurking)

Uuggh ugh ugh PUSSY! Ugh ugh FUCK!"

It can be largely like that today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1970s Fab

Ladies -Sideburns hot or not? And can a medallion ever be too big?

Dudes-Do you dig bushy or bushier bush?"

All i can imagin is amos from emmerdale motting out a big old beaver

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

1980s Fab posts

Anyone else into Backcombing? Or is it too niche.

Kiss, fuck, or compare eyeliner.

(Cocks measured against cans of Elnett)

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Churchill's profile-

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. Oh and a VWE cigar. A big fat cigar, heavy asher "

Did he used to go Black Dogging?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Churchill's profile-

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. Oh and a VWE cigar. A big fat cigar, heavy asher

Did he used to go Black Dogging?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh it would have been ‘swingers be hanged’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ancient Egyptian thread...

MILF Monday

Come on you Yummy Mummies, get your bandages off. Pharoes will be along to show their appreciation....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ancient Egyptian thread...

MILF Monday

Come on you Yummy Mummies, get your bandages off. Pharoes will be along to show their appreciation.... "

I've seen a scene like that in a porno

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Fabswingers 1850:

To Sydney University, congratulations on what was, I gather, a very successful opening day. Should you find yourself short of study materials in this, your inaugural year, please feel free to peruse our records.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

1960

Anyone want to put their beebopperdowhat in my ramaladingdong

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

1970

Single guy thread.

Who wants to play with my dingaling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think most of us would have been hanged anyway "

Lol very true Sodom and Gomorrah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be full of wannabe Mr Darcy types as opposed to Mr Grey. I'd like it better

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Life expectancy being shorter there’s no over 50’s. So I’m dead.

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

Some of today's Fab users still hark back to an Edwardian type courtship with the amount of message ping pong that's required before you can broach the subject of actually meeting for a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want it already a thing in roman times

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

60,000 BC, I've just met a hot Neanderthal and she's asked me to arrange a homosapien gangbang for her. Everyone needs to contribute a spear and deer skin to cover the cost of renting the cave.

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